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What is this nonsense na? U pple sef. How does her ability to do push ups affect the economy? Or anything for that matter.

U forgot to add pasuma and obesere.

I whip ma hair back and forth, odimidimididindi eti won bota. E no even sweet to write sef. Talkless of to sing.

Shey e go work for pidgin enlish as well? *just thinking*

[quote author=Yeske! link=topic=859227.msg10086787#msg10086787 date=1327997600]Seconded[/quote]thirdeded

Wait oo. Is this for real? I seriously doubt it.

Tyche:
I don't know if it is a coincidence that the name of the poster is an abbreviation of the website reffered.

he is looking for traffic for his yeye website.

I want Nigeria to remain one. With so much going
on in the country recently, the signs are not very
good. People want Nigeria to split up but we have
not really looked at the ramifications of us breaking
into smaller entities. We are like Voltron together,
but when we split up into 5 lions, we may have
bigger robeasts to contend with.
Imagine this scenario- Nigeria breaks up into smaller
nations: Oduduwa Republic (Yoruba), the Democratic
Republic of Biafra (Igbo), United Arewa Emirates
(Hausa Fulani), United Soviet Niger Delta States
(Urhobo, Itshekiri, Kalabari etc.) and the Confederate
States of the Middle Belt (Tiv, Idoma etc.)
What are the consequences? For one, smaller nations
usually have compulsory national military service or
conscriptions to be able to defend their territory, or
else they may get chanced by bigger countries.
Under this national military service, every adult
between 16 and 35 may have to serve in the military
and undergo military training in boot camps around
the country. Yes that includes you BellaNaija
browsing, Brazilian hair fixing, Blackberry Bold
stroking fashionistas. Even those ones wey dey fear
to do ordinary NYSC orientation, and pay bribes to
the commandants and NYSC higher-ups to be able to
dodge camp. There would be no escape. Scared yet?
Ok o.
If we split, what would become of my degree? I
schooled all my life in Lagos and Western Nigeria.
Would my degree now be foreign and unacceptable
for employment in my new country of Biafra? Would
career counselors or HR administrators sneer and say
“Enyi, so you got your education in Oduduwa
Republic. You need to get another degree from
University of Biafra, or no one would employ you.”
I was born in Lagos – and so I am an Oduduwa citizen
by birth. Will my new compatriots accuse me of
being a closet ofe mmanu, indoctrinated in mgati-
ism? I prefer amala to akpu anyday, by the way. No, I
am not a traitor. And yeah, owambe parties rock.
There I said it, so shoot me.
If we split, what would happen to investments in
Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt by different
ethnicities? Will they be nationalized or
appropriated? Bleep that big English – so I won’t be
able to enjoy efo riro, kilishi and edika-ikong
anymore? Tiwa Savage would now be far away from
me, as she would be a foreign national, and so that
will dash my dreams of dating her. Anyway sha, I
would ‘manage’ Genevieve and Munachi.
Our national teams nko? Okay, Mikel Obi, Kalu Uche,
Kanu and Ike Uche are decent footballers, but what
about Osaze, Yakubu and Sani Kaita nko? Granted,
we will whoop you all at soccer tournaments sha. Our
team would be too mad.
But there are other logistic problems if we were to
split, and I am worried about Biafra. Who would be
our president. I would have rooted for Ekwueme if he
was younger, as he looks distinguished and has
oratory skills like Obama, but something tells me
that we may end up with Pius Anyim instead. And
where would the capital be; Owerri could be the Las
Vegas of Biafra, but what about the capital? Abakiliki,
Enugu, Nkalagu, my home-town (Umu-Esco)?
One last question though, what would be our
Independence Year? 1967 or 2012? Or 2000 and
never? Ok, just asking.
www.woahnigeria./

Happy new year, please, how much is your uk used curve 2 and curve 3.

How much is the Bold 2 and 3? Hope it's not branded, reply ASAP, i need it by tomorrow, 15/12/11. Can you post pictures? And hope u're in lagos.

On my way to work this moring, i took my sister's wet lips and applied it on my lip, apparently i over did it, cos i just a lot of strange stares on my way to the bustop. I was just trying to avoid one of the things i hate most about this season: dry lips
Things i hate
-Dry lips and skin
-Bleeding nose
-Dust, dust and more dust
-My whites gets dirty on time

Things i love
-The fact that i can do wash and wear(wash my clothes now and wear it in the next 30mins)
This is just me, i'ld really love to hear urs just for the kicks.

[quote author=ONE-2-ONE link=topic=774027.msg9713600#msg9713600 date=1323262709]Yes, they are always available. How recent is more than the one above?[/quote]i was actually asking for the used price list, anyways i gave your man a call and he said, you can't deliver to iponri, that i must come down to layeni street. i forgot to ask him if the price he gave me includes the accessories as well.

2 weeks versus 4 years? Here is the thing, avoid contact with the new chic, teach your fiance how to play PS, send her to a cookery school if that will help her cooking. But please do nor for any reason call off the wedding, peace!

nice one

I am really interested in doing buisness with you but your price is quiet high, accept 35k and u have yourself a deal. BTW is it UK or American used, hope it's not branded, and hope it's not refurbished. Are u in lagos?

Do you still have a bold 2? Could you post more recent price list?

how much is the last price for the white and black bold 2 with full accesories?

Please, i would really appreciate your inputs on this topic, i plan to get a BB soon(used) but the issue of it's origin is giving me concern.
The used ones from UK seems to be more expensive than the new ones from America.

Good stuff!

I wonder what took you so long, i was beginning to worry.

Nokia E63, operamini, i prefer the full site. Thank you.

in english please.

Thanks for the reply, is there any chance that my profession can be included in the nearest future or the programme is lilimted to just those 29 professions?

I'm happy i found this thread, i have a whole lot of questions, i intend to apply for the fsw next year february as a medical laboratory technician, i have exactly one year experience. But the problem is that my profession is not listed among the 29 eligible ones but it is listed as 3212 on the Noc website, and secondly when i took the test to see if i qualify, i had 63points and i learnt i need 67 points. Please i need your input on this. Thanks.

I'm happy i found this thread, i have a whole lot of questions, i intend to apply for the fsw next year february as a medical laboratory technician, i have exactly one year experience. But the problem is that my profession is not listed among the 29 eligible ones but it is listed as 3212 on the Noc website, and secondly when i took the test to see if i qualify, i had 63points and i learnt i need 67 points. Please i need your input on this. Thanks.

wizzy GOD bless your soul, could you pls post past questions for medicine and surgery. Thanks.

aieromon:
Check your mail.Thanks

thank you so much, finally i have been able to hack my phone, do i still need to sign my apps before installing them? And what do i do with rompatcter. GOD bless you.

aieromon:
@leonaidas
What phone are you using?Restart the phone and try again.If the problem persists,you might have to h@ck your device with a different method.Lemme have your e-mail details so that i can send the files along with instructions to you.
Thanks.

i am using a nokia e63, i have restarted and tried again, it still came up with the same thing, iddonfinish@yahoo.com thank you so very much.

thank you so much aieromon for dat quick response, God bless you. Words can't quantify how happy i am right now, but there's a little problem, the freesigner is saying unable to install due to certificate constrain, and the hello0x is saying installing certprovisioner, installing root certificate, installing files mover, unpacking files, moving install server and then it stops. Thanks once again.