₦airaland Forum

myles16:
na you dey help dem settle matter upandan, now your CGPA na 0.98, who go help you settle this one now??

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this matter don pass V.C hand, the chancellor dy come for road

Ablemax:
Bahd ghuy

You want to see the dirty pants she's wearing or the pant she has been wearing abi.....or the yellowish fluid that's about to turn like a rotten fish that what you want to see...Kai


Please go and get your sense that's flying around

local man is tired. Which one is ur sense is flying around

i like the middletrust ooo....lemme knw plz, is it an app How do sb get it?

them no dy tell wise person make e comot 4rm sun........ U dy very lucky, me i dy pray say make i graduate well next yr, then go service, i wan jus run comot 4rm dz nigeria, i get canada 4 mind even if i no get person there, i knw xay GOD go make am 4 me............ Abeg no waste tyme run comot as soon as covid 19 clearz........ I dy unical

yyba:
I will only believe those boobs are big after when I see it without clothes and bra.

na slippers she get, she no happy xa, xhe don decieve person small.....

ur breast is not big sef...... The guy lacks sense of judgement for saying that u have big breast...


that's SLIPPERS not even breast...

Local man is tired

In their 2nd life, they will nt joke with their jobs, if i was their boss, i would have sacked them 4 violating the internal code they already knw.....

Na u sabi wetin u dy find

Local cannot talk

haryorbarmie83:
Jesus Christ, why would someone willingly coming back to Nigeria from Yankee, I will rather die there.

true talk, bt if u dnt have money again to keep u there, u beta just cum bk

ASUU neva talk, so e no concern me

temizeee:
well,locations and design matter's alot, u have to understand that fact very important.....a room flat can cost upto 2 million naira sef depends on how yu wanna equip it with quality material, how big it also prices of material in yr location..... someone might build his own for 500k or less in my location.....

u dont mean wat u saying.....where are u staying biko......my self am in calabar. This my town eh..... those that have been here can relate......

she looks like sb that can swallow up sb son's dick.....

Davash222:
See her mouth like We gon pay. Pay your hairstylist first!

lol

and secondly, GOD really slap sense put me 4 head.....early this year, i almost travelled from calabar to aba to go see 1 babe that i straffed bk in calabar.....who knws wat would have befallen me.....

danduchi:
You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Dan'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.

tfu, u cum calabar to come knack my sister

Heineken:
lol my man no be so. But I no fit try this kind thing wey you do. Your school money o.

na the terk be tha nii

eyinjuege:
Dont be surprised he is also a rapist.
Why won't he look for a way to avoid prosecution for his fellow rapist?
He would want others to also give him a chance too to avoid prosecution tomorrow when he rapes again.
For those who do not know :Rape is a criminal offence.

tah iffa hear..... That guy just open expressway 4 every other guy.... Have u listened to "child of the world by falz" there is this line in stanza 2 "she come dy like the tinz wa she bn dy resist b4? She neva had a daddy figure so she need the lord, uncle peter don create a beast, she like make e raw, she can't have enough" so make i tell u, the babe go come like the thing, na she go dy book hotel 4 guys to come tear am, so no kill ya self 4 sth wa no concern u

eyinjuege:
Men are physically stronger than women, and a weapon isn't needed to subdue a victim. The man in question is probably bigger than her.
Many dead victims of domestic violence didnt die from a weapon but from the fists of their assaulters.
Some professional boxers have died on the ring during boxing matches, some have been completely knocked out flat. Blows have removed people's teeth due to the force/power behind such blows
The fist was the weapon used.
You heard that he gagged her before proceeding.
Just pray never to find yourself in such a scenario

am a guy n if i was to born again in this life again, i still want to be a guy...so e no concern me

i'm yet to disvirgin a girl, i really want to disvirgin a girl....... That ur guy has joined the league of nations

Heineken:
God forbid. Nawa for you bro

u dy try claim saint nw ahbi

ahnie:
Yeah...I'm doing excellently great.

boom! They have started............ When e happen they will fall bk here, n say "it all started at nairaland"

e sweet to hear eh....

Hmmm........mine was in 2018, when i got admission in UNICAL, I nearly finished my acceptance fee of #25,000 coz of one year 3 student i met like that..... I cannot forgive her in a hurry.......

raphretle:
Fetched 33 Jerrycan of water for them... Packed her mums stuff to the market on my head... all in the name of love... Don't even know where the 4 o'clock eyed girl is now sef... Truly she been Put me for inside bottle

local man is tired