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Sule Otobo, Onikuuuuure!

FRAUDS!

ahnie:
I love food,was craving it so I arranged it to satisfy my voracious appetite.
Ingredients used!
Sachet tomato
Ginger n garlic
Onion
Knoor culinary
Lil veggies
Meat
Groundnut oil
Benny
Salt

You no sabi cook!

Sule Otobo did that sh.it.
Period.

Lol... Unwavering support that is only for the optics but secretly working against the unfit dude behind the scenes.

Lessons will be learnt.

Standard. Whether it will be significant enough to ruin his chances is what we wont know until next month.

As if the disaster and ruin the APC unleashed on the citizens and the country over the last 8 years is not enough, some bloody bastar...ds are still shouting and rooting for APC.... Supporting an incompetent and worthless candidate with nothing to offer.

Smh... Ya all will never learn.

Fu..ck your awa l'okan bullsh...t!

APC is toast in Katsina.

Eeeyah!

But Inu Ina straight.

pleasureosondu:
With the increase in the number of divorce in Nigeria, it's clear that kids from separated homes will increase. For those born in the early 1990's, many witnessed their parents live together even when they were clearly incompatible. You learn by observing how they "managed" themselves but today, people divorce with flimsy excuses rather than to look for practical solutions to the problem.

If parents continue with this divorce trend, they are indirectly setting a new standard- that divorce is the easy way out of a marriage. So, how will their kids (when they become adults) know how to manage their families since they didn't learn the qualities that holds marriage due to the fact that their parents were separated? As a guy, will you be comfortable marrying a girl with such family background?

Ok.

Political Prostitutes.

Oponu.

Ontop divorce?

APC is gone is Katsina!

Waste of time.

Lostchild:
I have a neighbor, a very nice woman who love the word of God. She is very peaceful, humble and meek in nature. She get super excited each time she sees me and often brought gift to me. I know why she get excited which is very Godly and good.

Day 1 The first time she saw and met me in person, she was very much afraid of me and wonder where I came from. She knew I am not from the land. When I tried to talk to her, she instantly refused and reject me not to talk to her. She was very fearful. She is a woman that avoid trouble and hardly trust people.

Day 7 I brought some fruits to her. She took them from me but I found out she later threw them away. I knew she was afraid to eat from the unknown stranger.

Day 9 She apologize over her first snubby reaction about the first day when I tried to talk to her. I accepted her apology.

Day 11 She brought to me some fruit too. I accepted them and ate them lmmediately I had the chance.

Week 2 She has asked me. Did you go to church today?

I replied her, no.

Why, she asked?

Me told her, I don't go to church. I know what to do and I know where I belong. She became afraid of me more which I understood.

When I scan her person, I saw she was harmless and good woman. She was a person of peace and harmony. I then start treating her with agape love as natural to me.

I knew in my heart, she will instantly submit to love. For love seek not the upper hand, but the lowest place of service.

In time being, she began to observe my
speech, behavior and way of life. She saw I was an immaterial person. She became more confortable with me and told me she is happy I move here to join her.

One Day She asked me, why don't you wanna go to church?

I told her, everyone has their God, and my personal relationship is between me and my own God.

She agreed, but insist I should forsake not the gathering of thy brethren.

I quote the scripture (Isaiah 57:15) when God said. I am the high and Holy God, who live in a high and holy place, but I also live with those who are humble and contrite in spirit, so that I can restore their confidence and hope.

She agreed and let me be.

The more she experience love from me, the more she submit and was full of happiness. She then told me I have the qualities the church need and asked me to join their church.

I told her, I can't join any Nigeria church for now.

Why, she asked?

You will also not understand my journey I blurted, but someday, you will.

Why can't you go to church to listen to the word of God, she re-asked me?

I told her, these Nigeria pastors are fake. They all selfish materialistic men. They don't understand the deeper ways of God, nor do they practice what they preach.

She was sadden over my words but nodded her head in affirmation, and told me, not all pastors are fake.

I told her, Ok. But I see them as business men who love to do what they enjoy doing.

Every Week I do tell her sob stories of what happened to others, and always end it with virtuous message. She likes and enjoy my short gist

She then told me, you know a lot ot things about spirituality, yet you don't go to church.

Months Later She fully submit to love and we became good friends. She start sharing some of her personal life info unto me, including...

She will always give me gift and money without me asking her. Paying my bills, self including food and wanting me to feel comfortable in her house. All these are the consequences of my actions. I, myself can never reject the consequences of love. She is a person that is humble, so seeing her own kind always filled her with excitement.

She believes I have the character which God need. She tried to heavily pet me to be going to church.

I told her, God has remove me from Christiandom. I can never go back to my vormit. She was like, what Christiandom?

I lauuuugh and told her, you will not understand.

Everytime we see, she will always gives me a Godly smiles. She said, since I move here, she has never seen me go to church. I always stay at home on sundays. She wants me to embrace and accept God by going to church.

She said if I start going to church, things will turn around for me and financial breakthrough will come.

I sternly take a look at my good friend and smiled.

I have seen more wickedness in this country than you can now imagine. She told me I should not look at the wickedness of men. I should accept Jesus and be going to church.

I told her, I don't belong to Christiandom. But until this so called Nigeria pastors start preaching love and start practicing that same love they preach, I will not listen or see them as men of God.

THE MESSAGE

I recently walk up to her. I asked her, do you know that there are more church in Nigeria than anywhere in the world?

Yes, she nodded.

Nigerians have more religious centers and practice more Christian spirituality than anywhere in the world. They go to church always. They pray a lot. They sow seed and pay tithe to pastors always and believe in God more than the white men. But their ways and daily life is more closer to that of the devil than of God.

Take a look at the white men. They are not that religious like we Nigerians. They don't practice spirituality like the average African black man. But their ways of virtue and disciplinary lifestyle is more purer and closer to God than that of the black men

The scriptures (Mathew 5:8] clearly says; Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God.

What have you been doing with your life if you have not accepted God till now?

Preciousgirl:
I am highly convinced that my boss is interested in me
I can't imagine that my boss left his office yesterday to my office and sat before me. He was jittery all through his convo with me and it wasn't work related. He told me he has a surprise gift for me

Is this also not a clear sign?
Also, as a married woman, can I accept his gift?

Thank u

Sengbo weyrey?

You can accept his gift.

You can also su..ck his di...ck!

You can do whatever you want as a married woman.

Oponu ayirada.

Preciousgirl:
I am highly convinced that my boss is interested in me
I can't imagine that my boss left his office yesterday to my office and sat before me. He was jittery all through his convo with me and it wasn't work related. He told me he has a surprise gift for me

Is this also not a clear sign?
Also, as a married woman, can I accept his gift?

Thank u

Yes you can, you can also accept pri..ck once in a while from random guys.

Weyrey Ku Daaanu!

Inshaa Allah APC will fail.

oyin44:
Is he like your father?...the Assian prisoner

Onikuuuuuure

Baba Akande without all due respect, enikkurrrre sir!

omaira:
Dear Nairalanders is it advisable to confess the truth to your partner if you cheated ??

Please I need your opinions

You go collect side pri....ck?

When your husband go knack another toto, no cry come here oo.

DaddyCK:
I do actually...am a rapper

Nah your type?

DaddyCK:
Guys, serrrriously.. can you honestly hold yor womans hand in public or kiss her in public, especially at a cenima or shopping mall like shoprite..or even during a sunnny day?

E be like say you no get work... Mtcheww!

jeromestarks:
I visited plateau state this morning and my babe said we should eat at a local eatery after hunger hit both of us.

This babe don't like wasting money. so she entered this local eatery and ordered for her food.

I ordered for a plate of rice and moi moi.
I was expecting the waiter to mention 1500 but to my surprise, she said "a plate of rice with goat meat and moimoi is 450"


The moi moi alone is 100 naira.

where is the goat meat

Unyimekelvin:
Should I waybill milk for you??

No be your type bros.

Another pastor again?

donphilopus:
The good people of Yobe State are already trooping out for the Jagaban of Borgu. They're out to listen to his message of #RenewedHope

Hi message of bala blue, bulaba?

Ori yin ti daaru.

All of you, enikuure

Domainer1999:
Pls palm credit is asking for my card pin, Am I safe with them?

Very urgent pls...

You get money for account wey anybody fit thief?

all4zionlover:
Honestly I'm going through so much here. I'm losing it. I feel depressed, so much fear, unhappy and lonely. My husband's gambling habit has removed love and affection from our home.
He quickly finishes any money that comes to him. Either salary and anything in bet nija and concentrate on asking me for money. I'm have no job, I'm buy little things and resell. My capital is not even stable because all the financial expenses is on me. Yet he doesn't care. He keeps malice with me for not giving him money and not coming home to meet food.
This year, I have decided not to keep food for him so long as he can not bring money for feeding, for the children he claim he love and upkeep.
I've endure for too long and I'm getting fade up.

All my actions and his behaviour really makes me sad.
I have no love, respect for him.
I excessively worry for upkeep, school fees, bills, things we don't have at home. Everything is on me.
I'm so stressed and lonely. I feel I need a shoulder to rest on maybe to cry.
I'm so sad because our two sons are too attached to their father and I'm scared of their feelings if I decided to divorce their father

My first son wouldn't even go to bed until his father return back from work.

Have you been in this kind of situation?
What did you do? How do people survive this kind of situations?

Ok.

Unyimekelvin:
Good morning..

Eversince i stopped gambling ND masturbation ..i have been doing fine nd living a comfortable life with they little i have.

A very big shout out to those who adviced me ND also prayed for me...i appreciate you all I'm a free Man now...

But these particular one set in... imagine,i have been drinking peak milk (tin) every day by day; ...
Please what is the side effects of consuming too much milk everyday...

You wey no fit afford local herbs dey talk about drinking tin milk everyday?

Ma tan ara e.

Oniyeye.