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But he wont.

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Baban Riga Barawo Dolla!

Sanwo Olu the epic failure himself......... Imagine Buhari at the centre and Sanwo-Olu in Lagos? Lol.

God forbid.

Inshaa Allah, they will fail.

If you are one of them or a supporter, all of you will not die well.

Loooool.... Wahala be like London bus!

Looooool!

Beosten:
In my formative years, we were three fiery brothers practising Christianity in Iwo town -- two of us very poor, but with strange will to survive. After secondary education and with nothing to live for, first among us was a talented beggar. As the second guy, my mother is late, and my father's whereabout was unknown. So, the first guy and I were living in one of the three houses I knew belonged to the father of the 3rd guy, but the father didn't care about the 3rd guy, though. The first guy is a genius in gathering monies through request for "urgent 2k" -- we lived on this for years.

Miraculously, I and the 3rd guy obtained degrees in science and administration respectively; the first guy obtained a degree in theology and became the chaplain of a university Chapel.

But those days as a fiery Christian, I lost 40% of my hearing. The last time I visited the first guy of a chaplain, he needed me to source urgent 5k for him. Just this morning, the 3rd guy called me that he has bone fractures and is receiving treatment at the Ogbomosho general hospital. He needs money at least for feeding, but none is forthcoming. Let me add that the first guy is in Baptist, I was in Winners Chapel while the 3rd guy is a Mountain of Fire adherent.

Then I joined the ministry in Winners Chapel. Oratory is still my best physical gift -- those in Winners Chapel Adeeke, Iwo in 2005 will remember me by the name Yinka. I had studied the scriptures from "paali to paali"; prayer sessions I handled those days looked like wartime events. While in the university, I was sent to pastor a new church in another town and did so successfully. But when I started full-time ministry, what you would usually call hosts of hell came banging at my door. They would tell me what would happen the following day and they would come to pass. They would tell me Mr A was at my door while I was still sleeping by 6:30am and that would be so.

Later, those spirits told me why I am on earth, and if I neglect my path, I would regret being born. They said I'm a Babalawo by design. I quickly went on overdrive binding "thoughts that may setup their selves against God's knowledge and every disobedience..." Then I would hear strange laughter of a group of persons suggesting the spirits were many. Then I traveled to see a primary school mate who is making waves as a general overseer of a church. All his prayers or deliverance made no difference.

Then voices started threatening me and commanded me to go to a village whose name I never heard hitherto saying that someone is waiting for me there. I googled the name of the town and I found it. I went there because previous messages didn't fail. I met the person and the priestess gave a stern warning that refusing to work for the gods would be a deadly decision. I accepted the calling right away.

But divination is not that easy to learn. I know someone who spent eight years on it. I became a pro within five months by some rare twists of events and within nine months, I became a full-blown Babalawo.

I'm tempted to say that Christians practice something different from what the Bible taught me. In 2020, my daughter was on life support at Bowen University Teaching Hospital, Ogbomosho. The bills were clearly beyond what my 50k salary could handle. I requested for help from the church hierarchy by calling the district pastor, and he said I should follow a correct route in channelling my request. I replied that I first of all called the area pastor who directed me and gave me his number to call. The district pastor started sounding offensive. That was why I came to nairaland and made a thread for help.

https://www.nairaland.com/5637056/meconium-aspiration-syndrome-baby

A nairalander sent a huge amount of money to me in the following thread to clear hospital bills.

https://www.nairaland.com/5641659/leave-patient-hospital-because-lack#86385594

I tendered a resignation letter in Winners Chapel in 2021 with two weeks notice. Before the notice elapsed and till today, I never heard anything from them about my resignation. But when the district church mistakenly paid a sum of money into my bank account after I had left (that money ought to be sent to the current pastor of the church) I told the accountant and he asked me to refund it immediately. While working there, I never had any history of misconduct. They treated me as though I never existed; that action reduced me to a new low, lower than the basest of animals...

The following advice is indispensable: life is not all about money; you're here on a certain assignment.



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Ok.

Ekun egbere.

Failed bastar....ds masquerading as leaders.

Buhari Onikuuuure!

ojtech8291:
Agent of the devil spotted. He has nothing to prove to you. He started helping the poor, needy, orphans, and widows when he was not even a Pastor. So if you don't have anything to post quietly read and pass because you just cursed yourself with this careless comment.

Onikuuure. Baba e ni agent of the devil.

Surah Al Kahf

Ladiesdoctor:
If he like make he zone it to Canada or America

No sensible Nigerian will ever take this evil party serious again

Gbam!

Enenche the fraud!

Jokes apart, Osinbajo is a fraud!

He is as incompetent as his dunderhead boss, Buhari.

Only diference is the eloquence and Nigeria doesnt need that!

A monumental failure who wont do any better than Buhari!

Kano and the rest of the north will be exposed next yea for the electoral fraud they have been perpetrating for years!

Nah here we go dey.

No be person wey marry that basta...rd snake eating moderator called Lalastical?

Marry am born pikin for am sef?

Mtchewwww.

Husband and wife material no plenty for outside.... Whether nah shi...t persin dey chop, e go see persin marry am!

Bayo Onanuga, onikuuuure! Lol

Good.

Make she manage that thing wey flat like pancake.

No.

julie90:
I have been working for this company for two years. In December 2021, there was a change in management, a new manager was assigned to my Department. Before the change in management, I applied for some jobs in November 2021 but I didn't get any response.

Things between my new manager and I developed really quickly (he is not married and he is 10 years older than me). Although we have been working together, when he became the new manager we started dating. it was mutual, it wasn't like he forced me. We liked each other and we started dating in March 2022. We kept things professional in the office. Nobody in the office knows about this even till now.

Those companies I applied to in November 2021 reached out to me for an interview. I got two offers at the same time. Both offers come with great pay (similar to what my boyfriend currently earns) and a significant boost to my career. I spoke to my boyfriend about it and being my boss he told me to reject both offers, he told me he would be able to cater for my needs that the only commitment he has now is paying for his house and once he is done paying for it, he would have more money to take care of me and I didn't need a job where they would pay me what he's currently earning and be in a role similar to his.

I told him it's not the money but it would be about moving up the ladder in my career. These are offers people do not have, now I have two, he is asking me to reject them. He told me even if I have to move the only offer I should take is the one close to the company where we work which has a lower pay compared to the second offer. I told him I would go with the second offer which has more opportunities for me. Both offers are in the same state although my preferred offer is a bit far from where I live but it is still a reasonable location to commute everyday. At one point he told me, I was too ambitious and I took it as a compliment.

I noticed he changed since then, he informed the company management that I was leaving and we began the handover process, I noticed he changed after we had the discussion about me accepting the second offer but I thought it was about him missing me. May 31 was my last day and I noticed few days to my last day he was acting strange so I asked him what the matter was. He said he doesn't feel anything for me and we should stop seeing each other.

This is a man that was really excited when we were dating, all of a sudden doesn't feel anything for me because I got a high paying job? Is it wrong for a woman to be ambitious? When has it become a crime for a woman to aim high in her career? My role will still be to support him. I have never been rude to him and I am not going to be rude to him because we now earn the same salary. I really like him and I feel disappointed that he could act this way.

Is it now a crime for a woman to be ambitious?

Move on.

islandsscotch8:
Asiwaju, the Lion of Bourdillon will be the president no matter what.

Jokes! Lol

Weak6Exers:
Tinubu omo olodo ide , God bless you. No matter how bitter the enemies are, you will eventually triumph over theme even if they reach a million soul. Again, jagaban till eternity

Eeeyah!

Awon Remilekun Tinubu!

Loooool.

Tears loading!!!!!

Facts Only!

Train them on how to wreck their power infrastructure? Looooool

Tinubu stop wasting your time.

Dreamer!

FFK no dey with Yahya Bello again?

Nigerialabalaba:
Dat na PYO ancestral state o.Same state wey all d APC candidates elected last week all come from Tinubu camp o . No single SW state produce APC candidate wey come from PYO group. Not for Lagos his base or Ogun hin ancestral state.
true true, politics na local.
If pyo no step down before saturday, o ma shesin ni las las. shiorr

Ati Tinubu o, Ati PYO o, ema sesin ni!

Breakfast yen ma sweet for the two of una.....

Asiwaju's breakfast is almost ready.

To be served soon

Tears go flow.... freely!

APC in disarray!

Eku orire o.
Why the guy come be like Sabinus brother na?

I am with Dino here.

He has said it all.

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