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Chimaroke you can say what you want, but some of us know the truth.

Thunder fire you flat head, you bastar.....d!

Buhari onikuuuure
If you are supporting APC, you will not die well.
APC onikuuuure!!!!!!!!

Seun Osewa it shall not be well with you if you support agbada master!

cowboyvs:
Good day Folks, I am not going to bore you with all the details. Ok, I have been a member of this Forum but I really need matured advise cos I am in a dilemma right now. I met this cute babe in 2021. She is from Edo I am Igbo. I was really thinking of getting married to her but I have some serious concerns.

Firstly, sometime last year she came visiting. While she was sleeping on my laps her phone screen lit up so I was tempted to look and I saw message delivered to Mariam. So something whispered to me to check the content of the message. When I checked, I discovered that the message was deleted after it was sent.

So being a Guyman, that discovery spurred my curiosity. What I did was to copy the number and checked on Truecaller, lo and behold a Man’s name appeared. So I checked his name on face book and checked on WhatsApp too and I saw it was a married Man with five kids.

So I waited till morning and confronted her. Initially, she denied it was a man but when I confronted her with my evidence she confessed it was a married man. I enquired further and she told me they have had s*x like 4 times while we were dating ooo. I butted her out of my house and blocked her completely.

But this babe will be using other pple’s phones to call and be sending msgs telling me she is sorry. So at a point I forgave her and we continued, but, I was not ready to start trusting her again. So last week, I was trying to see if she has truly turned a new leaf before making a major move by going to see her parents. I was shocked what I saw in her WhatsApp.

There was this random dude asking her out. From their chats she told the guy that she has a boyfriend so she can’t have anything to do with him. But, she sent him a video of her touching her Vagi*a. Telling him she wets and squirts very well. When the guy demanded they see so he can feel her she told him no that her Vagin* is only for her boyfriend. Also I saw so many guys asking her out but she kept telling them she is in a serious relationship and she can’t date them.

So I am really confused. She is 22 and I am 33. It pains me so much cos this girl is so loving and caring and also a good cook. She treats me well and has never disrespected me. I am really hurting inside cos I feel this is not the kind of woman I wanna marry like how do u expose the most intimate part of ur body to someone else. Is it lack of maturity or she is jst loose and I didn’t know. I have refused picking her calls but she keeps on begging and sending msgs seriously. I am tired.

Please I need matured advise cos I am no longer getting young and I wanna settle down ASAP.

OK.

Sule Otobo onidokudo!

You are just bluffing, you have been busted again and you know the truth.

Stop deceiving your gullible followers, your time is up!

Sengbo weyrey?

siofra:
A man with the same principles and good looks as Thomas Sankara.


I've searched for a man like this all my life but I've been unsuccessful so far. It looks like I'll never find a man at least similar to him, with the similar ideals and way of thinking.

He doesn't necessarily have to be revolutionist but he can be a sensible social justice warrior, not the one that panders to the idiosyncrasies of the left.

In this day and age, I'm beginning to doubt a man like this exists. But if I find him, I swear not even heaven or hell will separate us.

If I never find him, I'm content to be single and old with my 48 cats or may be explore the other side of my sexuality.

Thank God he's not a Nigerian man

ori e ti daaru, iwo atole jatijati yi.

Buhari Bastar...d Failure!

If you are still supporting Buhari and defending APC, gbogbo yin onikuuuure, you will not die well together with you and your families!

It shall not be well with Buhari and you all.

Wike, we are not interested!

Lai Mohammed Onikuuuure, agbaya oloriburuku jatijati!

Onyedika do eran pa?

Tactless idio...ts talking about tactics. Lol

Batty Boy!

Ta lo do l'oyun?

As it should be.

Zonefree:
He no wan make mistake vote APC.

Lalaaaa, Onikuuure!

nah plastic fish you fry?

No issue.

If them fu...ck las las, no issue still.

Mazisimonekpa:
Biafrans must not panic because of the heavy artillery being move to Biafra territory by the Nig state. We will defend our land, our children & mothers. We are only sorry for those ignorant Biafrans who don’t know what is going on. They should bring more of those weapons

https://twitter.com/simon_ekpa/status/1542469586574090240

Simon Ekpa oloshi!

Siddon for Finland dey decieve him people to die for no reason from there!

Gullible lot.

Totilopussylick:
Marriage is not a prison.

If you found out you can't continue, you bows out .

You bow out.

Not "bows" out

You fu..cking dipstick!

Lol!

Akinlade is fast becoming the most political ashawo in Ogun State!

Weyrey kan lo gbo bumper motor e niyen ooo!

AccessME:
I'm writing this with tears draining out of my eyes. I masturbated for over 12 years and lose a lots of body nutrients now I'm weak, feeling pains all over my bones, eyes and body in general.

As in the sperm I've been releasing all this year's have come to hot me now I want to regain them back. Pls which food can I be eating to help me regain my strength/sperm back within a short period of time?

Eeyah!

W..anking for over a decade, thank God for your life!

Awon alatenuje oloriburuku!

mohims:
Exactly. They are so useless. If na to ban somebody they know how to do it but you can imagine the useless thread they pushed to front page. Shame on all of them. I have succeeded in identifying the mods. The thread was on Romance section and the mods there are rocktation and farano. You two owe nairalanders a big apology for pushing such a useless and meaningless thread to front page. I am highly disappointed to say the least

Both of them are brainless twerps.

Omooo!
Inakinaa re ooo!

mohims:
This mods can be very unbelievable and senseless at times. How could a useless and pervert thread like this make front page? The meaningful ones will not be moved to frontpage. SMH! May God have mercy on you guys

I tell you.. Fu..cking idio...tic moderators and site owner.

I mean why would they push this nonsense to the front page?

Dunderheads!

kenzysmith:
Good evening guys went to my ex wedding yesterday and I saw how happy her husband was I dance to congratulate them and as soon I shook hands with my ex
I remember those nights she will beg me to sex her, I remember the styles I use her to learn, I remember how she gave me bj , I remember how I use to smack her ass when she use to give me doggy , I remember the countless time I have Bleep her then I burst into laughter the husband was impress and taught my laughter was joy and he thank me after I shook his hands why my ex shook her head towards the ground

I want to tender my apology for falling the wife brea....st drastically and the pu ...ss y I have handle with aggression I tender my apology to the unborn children for the brea...st I have su ck beyond repair am sorry they should forgive me

Ori e ti daaaru!

Many people sef go useless your own future wife, you fu...cking dimwit!

VoteTinubu2023:
This is what they call : A standing Legacy. God bless our incoming President, soon to be sworn in, first of his name, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Jagaban.

The man that revolutionised Lagos, took it from military ruins and transformed the city to the 4th Largest economy in Africa. Only one man.

Vote Tinubu 2023. Vote APC.

Iwo ati Tinubu Amoda Sangodele Ogunlere, enikuuuure!!!!

Ndibuna:
I mean my friend went for a thick lady with big front and back without considering that after childbirth things will increase beyond proportion. I mean even slim girls tend to add weight after childbirth but my friend thought his wife will remain that way not knowing what was waiting for him.

It's even better to marry a slim woman of which you know after childbirth she will still add weight but this time it will be to your taste

ok.

Alhamdullilah.