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ahnie:
Because I dey fear you naa,no be so?
Because na you give me money abii.
We for drink your blood,your failed attempt at been sarcastic.
Abeg face front.

Ori e ti daaaru Annie!

Iwo omo ale jatijati yi

Go and drink your father's blood.

But you have now destroyed Nigeria so what are you talking about Buhari?

Oloriburuku!

ahnie:
I bought the catfish at the rate of #2800 this morning and I used it to prepare white rice n peppersoup.
Pls the essence of this thread is not to show off,it's just for the fun of it.

Many thanks.

You bought catfish for 2800, come dey drink 5 naira pure water?

Inshaa Allah, APC will fail.

If you support APC, you will fail as well.

Oloriburuku IBB

Onikuuuure

Oloriburuku, your retirement can never be peaceful.

You are leaving the country on life support, how do you expect to enjoy peace?

Buhari Onikuuuuuure!

Alhamdullilah
I hope she is older than 18?

Apostle omo ale!

See him belle?

Bloody fraudulent of of God satan!

infoleak:
My in-laws brother was recently scammed.
He was told to pay 600k for a job in a company and that his salary will be paid in dollars every week.

He sold all he had and left for Lagos without consulting any family member. He was welcomed by his so called employers and ushered into a building that looks like an office. After paying the fees he was held hostage and striped off every belongings and kept in a room. There he saw other victims being used by these so called employers.

His line was not connecting, they give him the phone to communicate when they want to pass any information in their favour and after that no more phone call, the victim might even be forced to tell you that he is very busy that's y you he can't be reached anytime until he calls back.

They use these victims held hostage to convince family members or friends to come over and take the job/business offer.

As soon as you get there, they strip you off every belongings, seize you phone and collect the money you brought. Once you are there they threaten to kill you if you don't corporate with them. They will tell you call a family member or friend and tell them about the business/job and that you have started benefiting.

In my in-laws brother's case, his escape from where he was kept hostage was a miracle. He is back to zero.

Please share this information with your family and friends so that non will fall victim.

Thank you.

Ok.

Ngige, a monumental.

We will not forget that.

muykem:
Incoming president of Federal Republic of Nigeria. Haters are inconsequential.

Enikuuuure

Omo!

Iya Pastor lo gba oko Baba Oni Ifa, L'oba san ku?

Choi!

Ori iwo ati Buhari o da.
Enikuuuure.

Omo, wetin prick and toto go cause ehn?

koife:
Hello nairalanders, I am particularly compelled to pen this down as I observe my first Xmas away from nja.

Omo forget, nja get swag, community life and it's much fun there during this time of the year.

Yeah, we have our own bad side, but mehn, our social and family life is none to compare with.

Can you imagine, a whole Xmas, the place be like say na curfew Dem declare... Everybody "on your own". Mall shut, pubs shut, kababs, shut, no taxi....everywhere dead.

D one wia pain me pass na say I never carry eye see my flatmate since two days now. Abi this people normal so, or abi na over civilization dey worry Dem? I am so bored and tired that I had to drive out and to my greatest surprise na dead dry town I see. If na nja I dey so, na steady balling...huz to huz chopinz, visits, laughter, palmy, give away, oloshi lmao etc.

Abroad mongers abeg I carry God name beg una, stay back ooo nja na Diamond and Gold. Una no know wetin una get untill una come hia.

By the way, if any nja correct guy dey around Lowestoft, Suffolk, UK abeg make we connect gather make some noice jor, even if na Norwich I go drive come.

I run come hia, as we no get better education. If e bin dey, I nor for come hia lailai.

Meanwhile, seasons greetings y'all.
Much love.
Xoxo

Huz to huz choppinz? What the hell is that? Are you insane?

Omooba77:
WORLD
The weather pattern will be more erratic but it will be nice wherever God's children are.

The world will be relatively more peaceful.

PERSONAL
The biggest challenge in 2022 will lead to your biggest testimony in 2023.

The Lord will speak peace to some troubled homes.

For quite a few people, there will be restoration of lost glories

Many troublemakers will lose the ability to make trouble.

https://twitter.com/TheHGService/status/1609356238369726465

FRAUD

Oloriburuku ni e Buhari, Oloriburuku jatijati

funkmrflexx:
I've broken up with my ex for a year now, after I broke up I got married. I was the one who ended the relationship because she started misbehaving when she got into school, it seems she was tired of the relationship cus she met other guys who could give her what she wanted (I was the one who sponsored her schooling) so I ended it because It seems she was bigger than me and I couldn't contain her anymore.
When I told i I didn't want the relationship, she was suprised because I had spent a lot on her school so she thought I couldn't end it cus I've invested in her school. But I shocked her and ended everything.
She started bragging that she would meet someone better than me and I said no problem There are a lot of guys out there she should try I luck. But I told her she might find a guy that's richer than I am but she won't find a guy like me. So I moved on with my life, not up to 3 months after we broke up she met someone else, the guy bought her an iPhone(she started freaking out about iPhone cus she sees girls in her school use it) the guy has a car and even rented a new apartment for her

Even after meeting this new guy she has been stalking me on social media, first it was facebook and Instagram but I ignored it (mind you she has blocked me on all social media platforms including whatsapp and my phone numbers)

So this morning my wife told me that she saw a friend request notification from someone on Facebook looked like my ex, but when she went to accept the friend request it has already been deleted. She later searched the name on Facebook and found out it was my ex.
I just told my wife not to answer her or anything.
I still wonder why she's still stalking me on social media when she has obviously found someone she thinks it's better than me.
I was thinking about calling her and warning her off my wife. I can take her stalking me and all but my wife is where it ends.

It's been a year she should move on

Ok.

Karen2024:
I've always suspected my boyfriend cheating on me with a lady he claim to be his casual friend and I told him I don't like how the girl flirt around him but he said nothing was going on between them.

Yesterday I returned from work and my friend called me on phone and asked me to go to my boyfriend's house immediately. Without hesitation I drove to his house and caught him with a lady on his bed. I'te dumped him.

Ok.

Waffarianman:
You no see anywhere go na Kazakhstan you see. Omashe o

Do am if e easy, Oloshi!

Sai Kwankwasiyya!

Far away from the ruins and mess you created?

Oloriburuku ni e Buhari

Onikuuuure

pocohantas:
The only people that would see this beautiful picture and get angry are the gender that doesn’t benefit from marriage. The gender that claims they cheat for peace of mind, leave them to enjoy life with the side-chick and they start another wailing like Yul Edochie is doing now. They don’t gain anything from marriage, but they won’t stop haunting single ladies to marry them.

Never seen a set of men as confused as Nigerian men. Scatter things and blame everyone but themselves. If y’all want this marriage thing to work, you have to start telling yourselves the truth and stop looking for women that would ENDURE like your mothers. Women have looked at their mothers and aunties and they didn’t see any incentive for this ENDURANCE. Or maybe you men can do the ENDURING if it is such a nice thing.

The only men in the world that look for women that can ENDURE are black men. Is marriage a concentration camp?

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I don’t trust Basketmouth though. He took down the post that started this drama for reasons best known to him.

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Merry Christmas to sane Nlders. Enjoy the blessings of the season.

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Watch them quote me with insults. That gender can never take correction.

Koshi Daaaanu!

Merry Crimbo.

ify2016:
Follow me and thank God o. I was welcomed by this cursed creature just few minutes ago after returning from my normal afternoon lunch break.

I was courageous enough to kill it before the arrival of my office colleagues.

Similar thing happened last week,immediately after our resumption on duty, when one innocent toad came out from nowhere inside our office. We showed that one exit door without killing it.

Right now, we are yet to discover the source of passage for this uninvited creatures to our office.

courageous enough because of something wey be like tapeworm?

Sengbo weyrey?!

See as she be like Olosho 200 naira.

Omo ale jatijati.

Dofuro!!!!

Omo ina.

TheBTCinvestor:
Divorce loading

Ori baba e daaru.

Eleya.

lhordspy:
Psalm 27:3 says:
“Though an army encamp against me, my heart shall not fear; though war arise against me, yet I will be confident .”

Listen, the Australian professional golfer, Jason-Day once also said:
“When you have a lot of confidence and you feel like nobody can beat you, it’s game over for everyone else.”

We dont need to stoop low to wrestle with pigs to beat them silly. Because E sure for us, e sure for you?

Enikuuuuure!

Tinubu ma lule inshaa Allah.

Ahmed0336:
Forget the demonic aspect of it.

Is it hygienic?

Why put your God given mouth into something that bleaches pant?

Tufiakwa!!!!

Ahmed, o je igbin ri, abi o je igbin ri?

alingo2013:
Buhari wants to block any loop holes for money laundering

Konida fun iwo ati Buhari!