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oluwasma:
look at you. One needs to be sharp o..dnt take chances. Guy wan collect his rice back.

Lol, he's a disgraceful guy don't mind him

ZarZar:
Because I was rude to him. He probably had a bad 1st impression or whatever. I was in so much pain though from a wisdom tooth & had to force myself just to be there. So I wasn't in the best of moods.

Oh sad, I guess upon hindsight you should have postponed the date... but poo happens.

Any other weird date stories?

Lionessza:
Mine was a double date , me , my cousin and these two seemingly normal ,cute and fun guys. We were students they told us they were working lol. So we went out for movies they paid, and after we went out to this other resturant same mall, and mind you we are young and naive thinking these guys have got this since they were older lol. So we all ordered food and drinks later , the date was going well , laughing and flirting all the way . Time passed and we didn't even notice we had spent six hours there and it would reflect on the bill. So my cousins date called the waiter to bring the bill , he brought it and the guy checked it and was like he doesn't have enough cash on him so he's going to the atm coz he doesn't like swiping . He stood up and pushed the bill slightly to my date and left. We all continued drinking and laughing waiting for him, and my date kept on getting smses and he stood up saying he's going to the loo, we sat there continuing with our activities for 30 minutes before realizing those douche bags had ran and we were fckd lol. We had to make a tough decision between washing the resturant toilets and dishes or calling my sister for help whom ofcourse we knew would publish it to everyone for all the days of her life lol we had to pick her though. I saw one of those bastards a year back and I couldn't stop laughing not just at him but at myself also. But they taught us a great lesson at a young age....you don't go to a date with assumptions and expectations go with an open mind and be prepared for any situation loll

Lol

midehi2:
Went on a date with him, after watching a movie, took me to an eatery, then was driving to his home straight, was like 'take me home, its getting late, ds guy refused ooo, and i can't jump out from his moving car, i remained calm, getting to his house, luckily for me, he stepped out from his car to open his main gate, na so i jumped out from the car, ran towards bus-stop, shioooo because of movie and rice,, u wan fvck

Loooolzzz, how can you conclude about his intention in a rush?

ZarZar:
It was a blind date that was set up by my cousin & her friend. The guy was the friend's brother. Anyway, we met & I knew I didn't like him at 1st sight. But to my defence, I wasn't feeling well that day & nothing was going to change that. He kept speaking in a very low voice trying to be sexy & to be polite, I had to lean over to him, which I realized was giving him the wrong impression...like I was in love or something. So, I finally snapped & told him to increase the volume. I snarled at him several times after that too because he kept rubbing my knee. All in all, the date was an epic fail. I didn't want him & I'm sure he also didn't want me, so no
love lost.

How are you sure he also didn't want you

ZarZar:
Like, it depends on the reasons I feel a break up is the best solution. I lay everything out. So you better leave your feelings some place else because I get very real & unempathetic. I don't hold anything back. The people I've dated know me for long break up speeches & messages

Lol interesting... I actually want to hear more details, will you oblige me?

ZarZar:
I don't have break up lines. How I break up is situational.

Example?

ZarZar:
I shouldn't do this, I shouldn't do that, like seriously, who do you think you are? Your opinion/thoughts/ideas/insight/epiphanies/premonitions /predictions/whatever about ANYTHING, matters this much 0 to me. You don't matter. Full stop. So I won't lose sleep over whether you'd think about me or not. I'm unaffected even as you say it. Just go back to your topic & stop thinking this chic even remotely cares about anything you have to say.

Hmmm feisty much...

ZarZar:
Look who is talking. What's "dump"? LOL!

Humpty dumpty

dingbang:
what sort of silly question is that

At what age should he have sex?

SorftWerk:
you're a fool.. .do what u intend to do but you will see the other side of nature at last. This is a promise! While you were fucking her WITHOUT PROTECTION, you didn't know u barely past your silly early 20s right? Go ahead, deny the baby and you will lose it forever.. .oh really? Do I sound like I'm related to her? Hahahahahaa.. .whatch yur bhack breh!

What is the meaning of this? Really? Gentleman this is childish

dingbang:
lol... But u know u shouldn't be having sex at ur age now..

What age should he be having sex?

ZarZar:
Old enough to do things mommies & daddies do

Lol, the ever evasive Zarzar of SA and not Zanzibar

terrence12:
I don't know what to do, am totally devastated, it was just one careless mistake, we couldn't stop ourselves and I was out of contraceptives, now it's gone completely left! Am too young to be a father and still too religious to kill a child!
Should I reject the baby now and go claim it later when I am ready?.. cos dts dts most rational idea in my head now.. pls I need matured and sincere advice.

It is a setback, but it's not a death sentence. Since its against your beliefs to abort, keep it and have the baby. Let your parents know (they may be angry at first but that's the worst they can do). Inform the girls parents though. Continue schooling and the lady can continue schooling after the kid is born so that you can have a brighter shot at a decent job in future to take care of the kid.

I stress that this pregnancy situation does not mean you should get married to the lady. A baby together is not a marriage contract. Marriage is meant for more matured people so you have to wait. If later in life you both really like yourselves that much, u can possibly get married but if you both meet other people in future, cool beans.

ZarZar:
No,no,no, was only quoting her words. I'm not that hardcore lol. At my age I still use silly words like "tralala" instead of person

Lol... and what age is this #Curiosity

ZarZar:
Didn't say anything was wrong. No sex? So what was his "monster côck" doing IN your "wet pussy"? LOL!

Wow, you're dangerous... #LostInThoughts

5%? does this mean the IPOB South Eastern region now endorse him? #PostLikeANigerian

ZarZar:
...

Which one are you nne?

pressplay411:
LePrezident is suffering from a disease called Ambition, it keeps you up all night luv.

Lol ikr... ambition can torment

HARDDON:
Oh! What a shame! Is this how d Lion of Africa has been so debased?

Marriage for southy freaking papers? Da fvck?
Southy ladies die to hv 9ja men!

Kindly dont remind me bout d Xeno ish!

If our leaders aint useless n clueless n hv no value for 9jarian lives, we do to Southy what we did to ghana

Southy Must Go!

What did you do to Ghana

Lashort:
Lol Okay! send a pm

Yaay! Just did

Lol, creative... www.nigerianbase.com

Lashort:
Lol sir, I have a feeling that you own this forum cause you barely sleep and you're online like 24/7.

Are you human? Lol

Sending pictures to strangers is scary. I'm scared you'll show people who lashort is

Lmao!!! How will I won this forum, and have you seen when I registered. I have no interest on this forum at all and my days here are numbered. I'm more interested in www.nigerianbase.com

Lol... I do sleep, I slept at 22:00 GMT and woke up at about 3:45 GMT so that's enough sleep time. It's currently 4:03 GMT here in Accra so I sleep. And why will I want to show people your pic? Lol, I don't have time to do that o. The only person I know here personally is pressplay411 cos we attended Junior secondary together and I won't be sharing with him either, however just like me he's a gentleman ... so dearest Lashort, your pic is safe with me... I'm just naturally a curios person.

2buffagain:
What's my business with lynching 2 guys who dey take to yansh?
That's their problem.
Nigerians have this pointless, self-righteous need to become illogically enraged over shit that quite frankly isn't their business.
The art of gay male sex is revolting...but it's their yansh life. I wouldn't go out of my way to assault anybody in some purely self-gratifying fury. Females though...

Kindred spirit... I concur with most of your submissions here. Correct guy.

Lashort:
Asking for people's toes sounds creepy, I can only imagine those people with bizarre fetishes

Maybe I'm reading into it more than I should be

Lol, you're obviously reading more into it than it actually is. Toe is not a fetishism for me at all. You asked that I paint your toe na. Ok let's forget about picture of toes... picture of face

Lashort:
My face

Lol alright, pictures of your toe and face then

Lashort:
Pictures of my nails? That's a weird thing to ask for, don't you think?

Lol is it? Thought it was appropriate considering you want them painted. What picture should I have possibly asked for?

Lashort:
I'm a bot too, buh since you have a thing for bots you can come and paint mine too

Lol right, pictures of your nails or adunbilivit

Lashort:
I assume his name is Leprezident

Lol Lashort, don't mind the onila girl. All her posts are about a certain Ghanaian dude. I think she's a bot. Or do you want me to paint your nails?

TMTR:
Come on, like seriously your vaginal has already been drilled, why then allow your asshole to also be drilled. It doesn't make sense to me, only if you females know the risks involved in anal sex, you won't think of it in fact the thought of it disgusts me.. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
With the rate at which ladies now engage in anal sex, I think we will soon have a generation of adults using diapers

To the ladies if your guy ask for anal sex, tell him to go deep his dick inside the toilet because I honestly don't see the difference..

And to the guys, I know most of you(except you gay) won't like your ass to be drilled why drill someone' own...

Say no to anal sex, the asshole is meant for passing out shit not for sexual activities (sticking in your dicks) that's what the vaginal is there for and be contended with it.


#saynotoanalsex

I concur

ZarZar:
Apparently it's to get citizenship.

Really? Weird...

ZarZar:
And you understood what we were discussing, right, or you just jumped to conclusions? She was telling me about a date she went to with a Nigerian guy & her sister is the one that warned her to stay away from them, telling her that the guy probably wanted to marry her for papers. Now I'm waiting for you to show me the part where I said anything about Nigerians & papers. Because all I did in that conversation was laugh at her story & the phrase the guy used when she broke things off with him- the God punish you part of her story.

Wait, people marry in SA for papers?

Why