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Lashort:
How gullible do you think I am? You don't have one either but you want to persuade me to put mine on Nairaland forum.....

Zarzar knows me, ask her how I look like

Ahn ahn easy na, I haven't said you are gullible. Moreover, my account is temporary, my days on NL are numbered as such no need for pic... Zarzar, she says you know her, is it true?

DeeTus:
OP, you really cannot get a perfect woman. All women have flaws. It strictly depends on the kind of quality you are looking for in a woman for what makes your relationship to work with her.

Chair, if you notice I didn't author the write-up. It's has a source below it. However, I believe the write-up has some truth to it but shouldn't be taken as the Gospel; it's just a guide. It means you should choose your battles carefully.

Lashort:
Tarnish my image after all the cringey stuff I've typed

No sir

Next time

Lol why?? What cringe stuff, I've never seen these so called stuff you've typed so you're good to go

ZarZar:
What does it say? Surely you don't expect me to excavate my Bible lol

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you. (Matthew 7:6 KJV)

Lashort:

I want to see ma, kindly drop the pic asap

solasolasola:
If you read some people's comments here, you'll discover that they said they had the same anxiety. I think you're ludicrously presumptuous.

Oşé! Şolá omo Ludacris...

solasolasola:
It has come to my notice that a lot of guys feel anxious after sex. For the rest of that month, a myriad of guys would be gently or seriously scared. What are they scared of? Pregnancy. Even if it's safe sex, the fear would still rob some guys of some joy throughout that month. Isn't this apprehension irrational? I have even seen a lot of threads on Nairaland in which guys express their fear in one way or the other after having sex. Guys, do you have this fear after having sex or you don't? Girls, have your boyfriends asked you fearful questions after doing the do?

Gentleman, you're the only one who feels this way. Do not generalise your personal apprehensions.

FelixFelicia:
lol nothing personal, the girl is just a ridiculously misguided feminist

Lol I see

kings20:
why should you avoid them when u can actually change them


Show such love and kindness and see them change to the type of women you won't need to avoid

Do you have expertise in changing women?

FelixFelicia:
Safiaa (Miss don't marry broke guys) is an example of number 4. I pity her man

Lol, e be like say you get personal beef with am

Here are the types of women who will mess any man up in a relationship. If you are dating any of these women you are headed for trouble. And if you are married to one, I pray for you.

1. The woman who is quarrelsome.

The book of Proverbs in the Bible has a lot to say of the quarrelsome woman. In Prov 21:9 and Prov. 25:24 we read: “Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.” It is interesting that the two verses have the same wording.

In Prov 21: 19, this is what the Bible says about the quarrelsome woman: “Better to live in a desert that with a quarrelsome and ill-tempered wife.”

Finally Prov. 27: 15 says: “A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping on a rainy day; restraining her is like restraining the wind or grasping oil with the hand.”

So who is a quarrelsome woman? When we think of a quarrelsome woman we think of the woman who is noisy and combative. But there is a second type of quarrelsome woman. This is the woman who will not come at you with insults and angry words but you can live in the same house with her and she will ignore you or refuse to talk to you or refuse to acknowledge your presence for as long as she wants just because she is angry with you. And in most cases she will not even tell you why she is angry with you. You can never know peace with her even though she is not exchanging angry words with you.



2. The woman who does not love herself/has a poor self-image.

In Prov 30:21 -23, the Bible says there are three things the earth trembles under and four the earth cannot bear up. One of these is an unloved woman who is married. In other words, a woman who does not love herself or has a poor self-image who gets married.

A woman with a poor self-image does not and cannot believe that you love her and no matter how much love you show her, she will continue to doubt your love and demand that you prove your love every day. She will accuse you of cheating on her even when you are not and she will accuse you of intending to dump her one day even when it has never crossed your mind.



3. The woman who is immoral.

There is a woman the Bible describes as immoral or wayward. This is the woman who has no fear of God in her and for whom there is nothing sacred about sex. Casual sex is her game. She is attractive, seductive and smooth. The Bible also calls her the adulteress because even when she is married, she still plays her game.

The immoral woman uses her sexuality to manipulate, dominate and control men. She is the kind who gets into a company and targets all the key managers or directors, seduces them and floors them to get what she wants.

In describing what it is to relate to this woman, the Bible says, “Can a man scoop fire into his lap without his clothes being burned? Can a man walk on hot coals without his feet being scorched?” The Bible’s advice against such a woman is this: “Do not lust in your heart after her beauty or let her captivate you with her eyes.” (Prov 6:20-7:27).



4. The woman who is angry and bitter with men.

There are women who are very bitter and angry with men. For some, it began with anger over the way they saw their father treat their mother and she has vowed to herself that she will never allow any man to do to her what her father did to her mother.

Then there are also women whose anger and bitterness at men has to do with a love relationship that went terribly wrong. A man they related to and to whom they gave their all trampled on their love and threw them away. Now, they are on a crusade and a mission – to make every man pay for the error of those men. Marriage to such a woman is hell because you will be made to pay for sins you have not committed.



5. The proud and arrogant woman.

This is the woman who believes that she is too good for any man. She has no respect and she thinks she did you a favour. She thinks you don’t deserve her and even though it may not come out in her words, it comes out in her attitude.



6. The woman who only wanted a marriage and a child.

It may sound strange to you but there are women who just want the respectability of being married but they do not want nor need a husband. They also go into marriage just for the sake of getting children. So once they get children from marriage, they no longer have any use for a husband and from that point on they treat their husbands with disdain and contempt.



7. The woman who is angry and bitter with God.

We have talked about the woman who is angry at men; well, there are also women who are angry with God. They believe that God has let them down and they in their own way are out to get revenge on God.



8. The woman who cannot say I am sorry.

There are women who will rather die than say they are sorry. Call their attention to something they have done wrong and they respond by referring to something you also might have done wrong some time ago and it does not matter how long ago your case was.



9. The woman who was raised by a mother or an auntie who did not respect her husband.

We often underestimate the influence of those who raise us on us. Women who are raised by a mother or auntie who did not respect their husbands tend to behave in the same way towards their men.



10.The woman who wants to keep up with the Joneses.

If you want to know how life with a woman like this will be, then I suggest that you watch Mrs Hyacinth Bucket in the British sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances. This kind of woman is often from very humble or poor background but she does things not because she can afford them but because they project her as wealthy. To this end, she pushes her man to do things that make a statement of prosperity whether the man can afford them or not. And when she pushes her man and he refuses to go along with her, she simply raises the funds herself from her own resources or she just borrows to keep up appearances.



11.The woman who clings too tightly.

This is a very insecure woman who is scared to lose her man. So, she is a constant fixture by his side no matter what he is doing or where he is going. Even in his office, everyone knows her because she is always there. She stifles her man all in the name of love. And she is suspicious of any woman who comes anywhere near her man. She is manipulative and controlling and she has a lot of tricks to control her man. For instance, if her man is going somewhere she cannot follow him or she does not want to go, she will immediate fall critically ill to force him to stay home with her.



12.The woman who is a drama queen.

A drama queen is a woman who over-reacts to issues and can get very violent and abusive even in public. She is the kind who demands absolute attention and when she is not getting it, she can go overboard in demanding for it. This is the woman who can pour a drink on her man at a party or in a restaurant simply because she thinks he is looking at another woman. Slapping her man comes easy to a drama queen and insulting and disgracing him in public are no big deals for her. This is the woman who can open the door of a moving car to get out simply because she is angry with her man.



13.The woman who has only sex to offer her man.

There are women who have nothing but sex to offer a man. They don’t know how to keep a home; they don’t know how to affirm a man; they don’t know how to cook or they hate cooking; they don’t know how to talk to a man but they will give you great sex. That is all they have but in the long term, that is woefully inadequate for any man.



14.The woman who spends money as if you pick it from the street.

This is often a woman who has never worked a day in her life. She has never known what it is to manage a budget and so for her, as long as she sees money, it must be spent. For them, money has no value and so they spend money as if their men pluck them from trees. The frustrating thing with this type of woman is that she can never tell you what she spent the money on.

https://rovermanproductions./2017/04/15/the-women-to-avoid/

smartkester:
En music kuku wack before.. En no fit blow for music so am happy he has made another better career choice.. Happy whistle-blowing dude

Interesting and ridiculous statement

Michellla:
Too bad i know none

Lol indeed

Horllamideh:
Last I heard, she is married.....while yours truly is still single as letter S

Lol eyaaah, sorry. Make I sob on ur behalf

RicardozRichard:
This boy again .... Where is that your farming hat


I know only one thing about this boy , he is like arsene wenger.. but in his case he refuses to buy beat to his songs , instead remixing same one beat for 17album .

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You were fired before now boy

Yet, the album was a hit back-to-back

Abudu2000:
an artiste that sing over 100 songs with one single beat, is that one an artiste?

Artist sing over 100 songs with 50 hits is that one not an artist?

GloriaNinja:
HE IS A FAILED ARTISTE

Interesting, what makes him a failed artist?

Michellla:
Music was never his calling

Hiaan, Why do you dislike Eazi so much? It's not his calling? But he has multiple hits

Lashort:
Hahah! Same here

Don't even know what I've just read. I bet the op is 15

Lol don't mind him. I think he just wanted to bask in the obvious tell-tale signs that the girl likes him.

Horllamideh:
It's a pity I didn't..... that's what being too shy/introverted does to one. My friend swore the handwriting was hers.

Since you're no longer a shy person and we're in a social media age, I advise you track her and establish contact.

Horllamideh:
lemme try and put it word for word
"I know you but I doubt if you know me.....I just want to tell you I love u very much"
A friend later decipher the owner of the writing but I was so scared to approach her. she's dropdead gorgeous.

So you never confirmed your guess but kept a suspicion that it was the drop-dead-gorgeous lady

Smh, wasted time reading this.

NB: I had to comment to render my displeasure at the time waster of a thread.

geezyk:
I've been free from that shackle since.. Babe be wanting to play with my destiny..

Lol I see

shinarlaura:
Yeah am back. Did u missed me?

Lol, you know I miss you every second

vanida6:
nop

geezyk:
Hell freaking NO!!

iampeTer:
no ..I won't

What then are y'all waiting for? Won't you break up already?

shinarlaura:
Even in my next world I will still choose him

Ehn, is that so And I see you're back from your ban

bjhaid:
Easter itself is a pagan holiday.

Are people not tired of beating a dead horse with all these pagan holiday stuff?

- Easter is a pagan holiday
- Christmas is a pagan holiday
- Valentine is a pagan holiday...
So which holiday should we now gleefully celebrate? Kindly riddle me this, are the following also pagan holidays?

- October 1
- îleya
- Mother's day
- Father's day
- and so on and so forth

DonroxyII:
"every demon was in hell fighting Jesus" .... Na wa ooo ..... see mentality !

Chair, so what is your alternative story for that day?

Safiaa:
Resend the pm please.

Did you confrom the size when pm was sent?

Safiaa:
LOOOL
You are truly blessed. I still want to see a pic regardless lol.

Lol Safiaa, why are you insisting on the pic?

peacettw:
My Lord, truly I have no idea but me thinks perhaps the old fashioned IQ test will suffice.

I see... what does the ttw in your moniker stand for tho'

peacettw:
Lol.

The first thing I thought of when I read the article was "Well, this must mean that most peeople are intelligent then since most will meet the criteria"

Still think it is a simple list with an ulterior motive to stroke most people's ego into thinking they are intelligent thus making the article go viral. Simply put, it's just a gimmick and can't be signs of true intelligence.

Riddle me this me fair lady... what wouldest be thy criteria against which intelligence be measured?