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pressplay411:
criterion.
sry couldn't resist.

Lol, that's my JSS classmate teaching them English. Mr. Ben Umole and Mr. Ken will be proud of you

OP, I vigorously disagree with the first criterion. The rest are good to go

pressplay411:
My bad bruh. Was on a vexing ting.

Blame in on stress.
Cheers to d holidays

Stress? Wetin cause stress na? Dem break your heart?

Michellla:
Here to read comments.

Moi aussi

Europija:
can i get ur contact?

You can send me a pm

Europija:
...but then why he want marry me?n when will he forget his ex?

No he won't forget his ex, he needs to taste other things and live life to its fullest for a bit before he can get over her. Been there, done that. Leave him.

ToriBlue:
Why should I give you 100% of my love?



Itara ji egole?

Wait, ur dp before this one was that really you?

firstking01:
True that...especially the likes of elton john, lionel richie, bryan adams, chris deburgh, tracy chapman in the hit song, "baby can i hold you tonight" , phil collins, to mention but a few.

Gentleman, Tracy Chapman is a woman. She's one of my all time favorites.

Europija:
do u think he stil love his ex?n if yes.why?

Lol JAMB question. You yourself you know he still loves his ex and he's not over her after 9 years. 9 years is no joke and he needs to experience some other people and some sufficient time before he gets over her. You are just there to help him through the process of healing. Leave him.

Europija:
Hello to all.I been datig this Nigerian guy for 1 year.He talked about his ex since i met him.Thry were together for 9 years.She left him on most bad way.But he always loved her n he knew she is cheating him but he still stayed.Me i did all for this guy.He is good guy.He always makes my wishes come true.He has no job and I know i been his support alot.But i feel he can never love me as he loves or loved his ex..9 years is not a joke..Few days ago I saw him seeing photos of new boyfriend of his ex..Also I know they still talk.He proposed me..But I just feel he will never get over her..What should I do?

Leave him. (This is the advice I'll give my sister)

IntrovertOlu:
I used to be proud of having a big dick, but now it is kinda a big problem for me. I can't even enjoy sex with girls as they always complain. And the thing is, I always tell them before hand that I have a big dick, and even tell them the length (7 inches), but I guess because guys lie a lot about having 9 inches and all that, they usually feel 7 inches isn't that long.

Yesterday, I had my first ménage à trois and I couldn't even enjoy it cos the girls just kept complaining about my size. I think I can conclude that girls only say they love big dicks, but they don't. They like average dicks. They might like to look at a big dick, but they don't enjoy it in them. This issue is affecting me psychologically, as it is almost feels like I would never enjoy sex. And to be honest, I have seen porn with guys with dicks a lot bigger than mine, so I wonder maybe I am just unlucky with the girls I meet.

So, guys...any tips on how to handle this issue?

#sigh... many are ..., few are roaming... and 7 inch is supposed to be big... smh for u.

Oreoo:
Keneking bosss.Twale baba!!!!!.U where an inspiration to my 2go username Keneking6 dat yr 2014(wher men where still boys).Twale baba once more.God bless ur endeavours.

Lol @ 2go. When m'en were still boys indeed.

Esseite:
WIZKID.... its quite obvious you are loosing touch with Nigerians and its xtics...

Efe won die to humility....
Buhari won due to humility....
GEJ won due to humility....
Osibanjo won due to humility....
Tuface is where he is today due to humility....
Linda ikeji started feeling the heat when show off began...
Nairaland is what it is today due to seun's humility...
Dbanj crashed when he felt he was bigger than Naija...

Be wise... Nigerians hate proud people who forget their roots..

You forgot to mention Don Jazzy stays ever relevant today beca use of his naturally humble nature.

Lashort:
??

Are u really short?

Lashort:
I find fault in everything really
Why should we go to the restaurant when we can just cook
Why should we go to the cinema when we could just watch Netflix
When it comes to being romantic; sprinkled flowers ontop of the bed and chocolate everywhere. I find that corny and I think I would snap if I ever have a guy and he does that

Shooouuu, what if sprinkled flower and chocolate comes naturally to him?

Alesandese:
I'm humourless. Most especially towards strangers

Have fun.

#sigh, then you shouldn't be on NL. The response you gave him was totally 'not not' especially when it was clearly said light-heartedly and he even added a smiley.

malware:
Use 25m to open a bar? There's no creativity there @ all

But I hope you realise it is the most viable of all the stated investments which is most likey to ensure profit.

The rest are not assured.

Raintaker:
lol @He blew up
Na suicide bomber?

Lol no o, na atomic bomb

mayoor15:
He said, he said, he said, this isn't a contract you keep, it's a conversation, let me tell you sir, whatsapp was launched January 2010 and do you know how many months it took to get to Africa, whatsapp started on apple phones and blackberry before coming down to Android phones. Apple phones and blackberry phones didn't come for cheap then in 2010. Am sure that 2010 he was using one Nokia phone, for me, he lied and the facts are there that he lied, if he said 2012 I would have accepted but 2010 when chatting applications had not even saturated Europe talk less of Africa... MrEazi..... WehDonSir

#Sigh... I give up...

mayoor15:
Abeg how many phones in Nigeria then had screenshot function or na camera he take snap, he is just trying to get attention.....What he uploaded my brother na fake, I can backdate my phone also and claim I took d screenshot 2005...Besides, based on logistics that 2010, he was just 19, and I doubt then he had his mind on keeping things like this....

But do you know Mr. Eazi was a student of Kwame Nkrumah University of Science and Technology (KNUST), Kumasi Ghana in 2010 and he used to organise events on campus as at then?

bettercreature:
Holla at ya boy was released in 2011,Mr Eazi is a liar he made that screenshot
The screenshot is twitter format

So you're saying the Wikipedia link I provided is fact and was possibly written by Mr. Eazi?

mayoor15:
Pure lies, so he has been using the same phone since 2010, most android phones then we're not as developed as what am seeing in that screenshot, we are not fools, you back dated time and come here to take us as fools.....

So you are saying he changed the date on his phone or the message right? Awon conspiracy theorists ti take over.

bettercreature:
Fake screenshot just to make news ! His Twitter account was registered in 2011
I am sure it wasnt even useful then until of recent
How old is Mr Eazi self?

So because his twitter accout was registered in 2011, he cannot have text or whatsapp convo on his phone until 2011?

And note, Wizkid blew up in 2010 with "holla at your boy"

Ref: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizkid_(musician)

pressplay411:
Plot to get to the proprietor's princess.
She must be hitched by now tho.

Hahahahhaha ogbeni, isn't the proprietor's princess your ex? Have u forgotten her bestie (now hitched) is my ex, so why will I want the proprietor's princess again? And she's actually hitched... sorry, I'm sure you're heart-broken by now

pressplay411:
Lol thought you had something to do with that.

Lol, why will I be advertising the school on NL? I get shares for the school ni?

Neozy:
I would definitely marry but i won't put my heart until the day of marriage to avoid stories that touch the heart. And by the way I'm not gay and i will never be one and i have never masturbated in my life and i will never cos it's shit to me.

And what difference will the day of marriage make to the whole situation you have built up in your own mind?

Innocent question: how old are you?

NB: you lied about 'never masturbating'... you can lie to everyone, but you can't lie to yourself and your God.

ruggedised:
my companion(lover) asked me to help clean her apartment, I felt bad and wasn't normal for me to due to my ego, but I managed to help her fixed her apartment because of my love for her. Hope I have not let myself down before her and she won't be seeing me as an errand boy or as a house help.

Guys can you do that for your lover if she have tight schedules due to her work

I need serious advise please, I felt I may lose my value/respect for doing that.
NO INSULTS PLEASE

And what is wrong with that? If you feel your self-worth will diminish because you helped a lady clean her place (be it gf or just friend), then you have self-esteem issues. After all ordinary female friends help clean my place, it won't kill me to return such favours.

Wait... why do some men have misplaced ego? In fact how does your ego get affected by engaging in a 'calorie-burning' exercise if you can?

Big smh for you

ToriBlue:
The moment you had sex with your best friend, the friendship is soiled and its no longer a friendship, you guys should just date.

Is this your real pic now?

pressplay411:
Why you do him like that?
Will you marry a teacher or a banker? Be honest for once.

Back to OP, it's a choice, if you're passionate about impacting knowledge then it's a no-brainer, Teaching it is.
But just as you asserted banking presents better opportunities, contacts, CV boosting et all. You didn't mention your course of study. The choice is yours, your affinity improves your ability.

Talking about teaching pressplay411 I see your alma mater has been advertising vigorously on NL. Maybe you can help connect OP to the school.

pressplay411:
I'm afraid it's not so juicy, not ratings worthy. lol respek yasef.

But over a couple of you-know-whats at you-know-where Imma spill like I'm on a truth serum.

Lol, oga spill am o. Either in private or public, my ears are itching

pressplay411:
And learn manners while they're at it.
You ladies judge every battery in auto-bias mode.

I've never hit a woman, (I'll rather hit on her) but I've been provoked severally by some mannerless and hapless "girls" (cos a lady should know manners).
The thing is if a man doesn't carefully choose his spouse, and unfortunately marries such uncouth girl, he'll eventually be provoked to hit her. And once it starts, there's hardly stopping it.

Of course, it's a 2way street, men also should learn to treat their ladies with due respect and try as much as possible to understand their emotions, cos some women have little knowledge and control of their emotions.

Oh boy, man wan hear gist o. Let us hear about these girls.