₦airaland Forum

annnikky:
Really

Lol yh, wuh yah say?

annnikky:
I'm scorpio sign n I love d@ position dye

Oh nice... we should give it a try.

All those saying ladies who smoke are better in bed, I wonder where y'all are getting your statistics and fact from?

Research shows that most ladies who smoke have little or no lubrication during sex... Mostly heavy smokers that is.... and for someone like me, low or no moisture in the Vee.Jay. jay means that the experience would be totally unenjoyable. Moreso low moisture means that there is a high tendency for cuts during intercourse...

I believe smoking shouldn't be encouraged... or it should be very minimal.

annnikky, which sign aré you?

Holy f.uck

Purpletee:
that gigolo part op three gbosa for you...

GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!!

Nnn

Purpletee:
that gigolo part op three gbosa for you...

GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!!

Oh... so your boyfriend bought a car and became a gigolo abi? Talking from experience I guess... infant tirII gbisa for you too...

GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!!

adewumiopeyemi:
u can nw check ur mail ave send it

Opeyemi has murdered English.

McBrooklyn:
*Modified*


6. Don't go about fûcking ladies that will later brag on how small your joystick is or how impotent you're in bed



A typical example is the Usain Bolt matter how the Brazilian Lady con later cast am on the internet for the whole world too know that Usain Bolt got a small dîck

She didn't say Usain has a small d.ick. she said she expected him to be huge, but he just had an average d.ick. not small like Donald Trump's.

Silumi:
lol and you are most likely among one of this guys
1.d proud guys that think they are 'it' and doing gals a favour by asking them out so d gals ought to be chasing after you or
2..you feel threatened by my words cos u can't walk up to a gal and express your feelings
either way I can't go out with you to cos I can't stand pride or lack of confidence in a guy.we are on d same page(x)

Lol @ lack of confidence. You make me laugh in Spanish #walks

Silumi:
I rather die than walk up to him .Adam met eve not d other way around I can't go against d natural.. I will so shut up and friend zone him infact am presently doing that.at a tym like that I will expand d male circle around me .get to know more guys.. if he can't talk I won't either

You will most likely be boring. We can't go out (X)

CrazyQuinn:
No guys are meant to approach ladies, not the other way around

You're gonna be one typical, kinda uptight girl who will like to form... we can't go out.

chowlade:
He was too shy, anti social, stingy, he cannot dance and not romantic.


My second bf was always broke, a stammerer, he is an igbo, not very presentable so I dumped him 4 a more promising bae

I'm still dating the third, he smokes and drinks which I don't like but he is very generous.

*possible gold-digger alert* #JustSaying #WalksOffDrinking Coffee

GodMode:
Ghana recently reported Nigeria... For not supplying gas... So as long as Nigeria supplies Ghana gas then even if its 2056 I'll keep believing...

And you will keep having a twisted mentality.

GodMode:
Some have not forgotten the "Ghana must go" ish.. So it won't stop anytime soon...

Nigerian govt just have to stop playing "giant of Africa" and switch off Ghana and any other African country's power supply that Nigeria supplies...

Gentleman, stop displaying your ignorance in public. Nigeria does not supply Ghana no electricity.

sukkot:
left handed with big yanch ? how does she wipe ? maybe that will be one of captains duties. wiping her after she has done her bidness in the toilet

after-all the left hand is the weaker hand

This is the most senseless comment I've read ever all these years visiting nairaland.

I mean htf will u even say 'left hand is the weaker hand'. In what sense? If it is the weaker hand for u a rightee (or north paw) it is the stronger for a leftee. You should re-evaluate ur myopic mentality. This statement lays bare your very defective thought process.

emeijeh:
But why will this post hit FP?
Some people don't know that Obama is a south paw, yet it wasn't displayed here.

To be frank, I'm really disappointed at this senseless post.

I agree my brother, some of us have posted way more sensible post, yet we never smell FP. Kmt

fuckboy:
with that kind of body it doesn't matter if she's left handed or not

What does this statement even mean

Give Usain a break abegi. If Usain was a nobody ai doubt she woulda looked his way.

nickxtra:
I have always regarded him as an African oyinbo, because of his political disposition, leadership, accent and other qualities that are alien to African leaders.

His accent is very Ghanaian. What is alien about it?

nickxtra:
Why is that tall African oyinbo man holding her hand so tight in the 3rd picture?

Which one is 'tall African oyinbo man'? That is former president of Ghana Jerry John Rawlings

FreeSpirited:
Many guys sleep around with different girls because they haven't seen the lady that connects with them. There is always a final stop when the 'bus-stop' presents itself.

I have come to realise that not every guy really enjoys the thrill and unending cycle of chasing and bedding different gals, (even though temporary pleasure might be derived) when in true fact, a girl that will be loved and cherished who also will understand and reciprocate in return is all they crave for.

My question is : where are the good girls? (this is not trying to demonize the ones being slept with , it's just out of no choice) Do we still have girls who are really looking for love ? who are serious about settling down? and where are they? cos many responsible guys are really tired of fvcking around. A girl should put a stop to this.

And so many girls are so shallow and vain (instagram and snapchat girls who are rules by number of likes and views). They're unable to connect on a deep intellectual level as such no plausible relationship aside coitus

akankemi1:
Whats d big deal? this actors sef and wahala. does he not know the meaning of celebrity he picture isnt private ,anybody can you use it for anything even juju sef.

Gosh, the level of ignorance is appalling! How much do you value your image my lady? I mean in monetary terms. If you are yet to do this valuation, you need an acute moment of self-introspection.

AlanSugar:
Wetin this Richard mofo olamide think say him be sef.? He should be thanking Jumia for advertising his old haggard ass for him. Mstcheewu! Nothing further!

Imagine the 'buffonery'

Nature129:
Name checking on Nairaland would have made more sense if it had helped to reduce crimes almong Nigerians. But the sad truth is that it cannot - rather it will expose to non-Nigerians visiting Nairaland that Nigeria is made up bunch of ethnic nationalities who are forced to live together despite the fact that they despise one another

Hold on, why do Nigerians always say this "Nigeria is made up bunch of ethnic nationalities who are forced to live together...". Is Nigeria the only country with multiple ethnic groups? Why must tribal sentiments always come up at every turn with Nigerians? I can assure you that harldy will you see a country which is straight homogenous with its 'nationalitistic' or demographic make-up but Nigerians are the loudest in terms of its tribal differences when in truth the tribes are more similar than they're different. For people of the same black race to always want to focus on their differences beats me, when even in some nations with multiple skin-colors they're more united.

Nigeria's problem goes beyond the politicians, Nigeria's problem is the ordinary bigoted tribal man on the streets.

Zdoh:
Me

How sir

ivyy:
E epp plenri people

Plus I no dey spend 24hours here ma begi fun e o

Lol. Ma begi fun iwo na

Oya make una come yarn how Nairaland don take epp you people. Una wey dey spend 27 hours daily on this site cc smellymouth, tosyne2much, ivyy, lanicky, lalasticlala, richiez, oluwalebabs, finestboi, seun etc.

Anyways, na Nairaland I dey come release stress and spice up a boring day. Nairaland sef dey epp educate me in various issues... you nko?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc00ff]Who big booties epp? big breast who they epp?
None.
But you males demand this from ALL women.
I don't see why we can't demand both 6cars and 6packs.[/color]

Fallacy... I dont demand big booty or big breast.

TrapQueen77:
Its only for edgy look whenever I'm up for tat mood.

Interesting... you must be an exciting person.

Thoughty2:
If she's a virgin. no problem. Infact I will be the one encouraging her. Please don't ask me what if she's not?

This statement... Hmmm... I comment my reserve.................. in fact I no longer comment my reserve. How would you know she's a virgin? By word of mouth?

TrapQueen77:
I have both.

Errm, the one on top the nose for me feels royal... can you kindly stop the nose bridge one for my sake? thx