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RomanceRe: What If You Find Out Your Girlfriend Made A Sex Tape What Will You Do? HD by LePrezident(m): 6:00am On Nov 02, 2016
Whats the big deal huh


*Thank's to all nairalnders for helping me achieve this feat of being TTC on this thread
RomanceRe: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by LePrezident(m): 10:25am On Nov 01, 2016
He's immature.
RomanceRe: Few Seconds Sex On First Meeting With A Cute Lady Note: Shes Not An Olosho by LePrezident(m): 10:17am On Nov 01, 2016
KissChrix:
What is this? huh angry
My thoughts too...
RomanceRe: How Long Will You Make Your New Man Wait Before Sex (ladies, Lets Talk) by LePrezident(m): 5:16am On Nov 01, 2016
kolajoo:
Op i like your likes. I can even wait a whole year just been following and coping but the story will change immediately i hit the spot and i will start my own drama. Moral of the story, it shouldn't matter how long you kept him waited just pray for flesh of a flesh. I have this ex gf we did it the very first day we met and we had a wonderful experience together and i heart her so much till now.
Totally agree with you dude. All these girls who think the longer you wait means blah blah blah. It doesn't matter how long you wait. If a guy likes you he likes you, it doesn't matter whether u wait 10years or 10 days to f*ck. There's no formula to matters of the heart. Me for one thing, it is this type of scheming and mind-games by a girl that would quickly kill the love.
RomanceRe: How Do You Prefer A Man To Have His Facial Hair? by LePrezident(m): 10:51am On Oct 30, 2016
Firstlieutenant:
Correct babe.
Beardless dude spotted
RomanceRe: Lesbianism Alert: 2 Ladies Openly Professed Love To Each Other On Facebook by LePrezident(m): 10:28am On Oct 30, 2016
Estharfabian:
]lol. grin
what Other proofs do you need? A video of me twerking? grin

what did you guys do? shockedshocked


That's not a bad idea at all.... go on go on
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson & Mercy Johnson Share Lovely Peck With Each Other,Fans Hail Them(p by LePrezident(m): 12:39am On Oct 29, 2016
chie8:
One of the Nigerian actresses Yvonne Nelson has respect for is star actress Mercy Johnson.According to Yvonne Nelson,she has got nothing but love for Mercy Johnson.She said Mercy is like a sister to her.Both were pictured sharing adorable peck and fans can not stop loving the duo.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/10/yvonne-nelson-mercy-johnson-share.html?m=1
Yvonne Nelson is Ghanaian not Nigerian.
RomanceRe: Should He Forgive Her? by LePrezident(m): 6:04pm On Oct 19, 2016
WackyJ1:
Very likely that this story is cooked up. undecided

Because no married girl with respect for said boyfriend and common sense will allow another guy to drop her off at her boyfriend's place first and foremost.

Talk less of even giving him a kiss. Even if it was a peck sef.
Sorry but do you know that your comment does not add up. I am of a strong conviction that you do not have a comprehension of the tabled story. You probably rushed through it all in haste to comment.
RomanceRe: This Are My Nairaland Crush, And What I Think About Them (photos) by LePrezident(m): 5:17am On Oct 19, 2016
sunnywinter:
Lol, whatever you say.
Awww that's my sweetheart kiss . we should get familiar
RomanceRe: This Are My Nairaland Crush, And What I Think About Them (photos) by LePrezident(m): 11:24pm On Oct 18, 2016
sunnywinter:
Lol. Taken by whom?
By me of course smiley
RomanceRe: This Are My Nairaland Crush, And What I Think About Them (photos) by LePrezident(m): 6:26am On Oct 18, 2016
sunnywinter:
?
Isn't that true? wink
RomanceRe: This Are My Nairaland Crush, And What I Think About Them (photos) by LePrezident(m): 2:58pm On Oct 17, 2016
jobnation:
baba, u are joking..
how much do u want make i give u 2 leave her?
$20 mil only.
RomanceRe: This Are My Nairaland Crush, And What I Think About Them (photos) by LePrezident(m): 2:28pm On Oct 17, 2016
jobnation:
by who? kai, i must fight, she is the one i really love oo
She's the one you really like only because you realised she's mine.
RomanceRe: Why Did He Block Me After I Said I Am A Virgin? by LePrezident(m): 11:08am On Oct 17, 2016
luckygirl02:
Person no knw wetin to write sef. Anyway, he wants just sex from you. If u need a serious rltnshp, go for a guy in his late twenties or early thirties. Most guys @ 23 just want to have fun and enjoy life. Shikena
And you're saying guys in their late 20s and early 30s don't have sex huh
RomanceRe: Why Did He Block Me After I Said I Am A Virgin? by LePrezident(m): 11:06am On Oct 17, 2016
lilyqueen:
If truly you are a virgin it's better you stay away from any relationship.

Don't jeopardize your Life because of a guy.

He is not worth it
How is losing one's virginity, jeopardising ones life huh
RomanceRe: This Are My Nairaland Crush, And What I Think About Them (photos) by LePrezident(m): 10:48am On Oct 17, 2016
Steer clear of sunnywinter, she's taken.
RomanceRe: Ladies Please by LePrezident(m): 12:28pm On Oct 16, 2016
L ;DL OP funny die. What you said is true though. Me I don't mind giving head, but if I begin to finger and I realise the place is not pleasant, I won't give head. I remember one babe like that, I slept over at her place and as soon as we woke up she asked me to go down on her. I mean how? You won't even go wash down or up first before. She wants me to just stick a tongue right there early morning without preparation.... I just ignored her.
RomanceRe: Definition Of A Cheap Gal by LePrezident(m): 10:19am On Oct 16, 2016
enekeA1:
DEFINITION OF A CHEAP
GIRL:
[s]WHO IS A CHEAP GIRL?
1. A cheap girl is any girl
who is living in a man's
house and the man has
not paid her bride price,
no wedding but she is
living with the man.
2. A cheap girl is any girl
who is already having
sex with a common
boyfriend and she does
not know where the
relationship is heading
to, she does not know
where the guy come
from, she does not
know anything about
the guy, no marriage
plan, no wedding hope,
but she is already
having sex with the guy
because of the money
she is getting from the
guy.
3. A cheap girl is any girl
who dresses half naked
in the name of fashion,
exposing her boobs and
other erotic parts of
her body in the street.
4. A cheap girl is any girl
who sends her nude pix
to boyfriends.
5. A cheap girl is any girl
who has done one or
more abortions and she
is still doing more.
6. A cheap girl is any girl
who reads this post
and gets angry with
the poster.
If you are doing all
these things, you are a
disgrace to womanhood
and you are also a
disgrace to your
parents and family. It is
not an insult. It is a
fact.
Learn to live a decent
life. It pays to be
decent and responsible.
DO NOT BE A CHEAP
GIRL. BE A RESPONSIBLE
LADY SO THAT THE
WORLD CAN CELEBRATE
YOU.[/s]
Agree or disagree.
enekeA1: definition of a hypocrite
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Wears Aare Crown For The First Time (photo) by LePrezident(m): 9:35am On Oct 16, 2016
HungerBAD:
Ile-Ife (Osun) –

weighs 100kg100g, last made the trip to Oke Mogun several years ago. “

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/jubilation-ooni-wears-aare-crown-first-time/
You probably meant 100g
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Wears Aare Crown For The First Time (photo) by LePrezident(m): 9:33am On Oct 16, 2016
shinarambo1:
Pretty girls were ushered in from benin to usher guest at the palace. Olori connections. cheesy
This type of tautology is unacceptable. You don't have to use 'usher' twice in a sentence; it compromises the integrity of the sentence. Please make your English teacher proud next time. Thank you.
RomanceRe: My Opinion: "Trendy" Ladies Make Better Wives Than "Churchy" Ladies by LePrezident(m): 8:02am On Oct 16, 2016
I concur with OP. From my thread of experience, churchy girls are the greatest hypocries of all time (G.H.O.A.T). The heartbreak a churchy girl will give you can send you to your grave cos u might never have hespereredit. Trendy girls does not mean a totally spoilt or corrupt girl. For me I believe OP referred to a Trendy girl as someone who wouldn't pretend about who she is, nor pretend to be serving in church and ignoring the fact that she also has sexual urges and what not. Trendy over churchy any day. And mind you, the fact that a chick is Trendy doesn't mean she doesnt have a spiritual side, but such a chick will not be hypocritical and be carrying religious things on her head like world cup.
RomanceRe: My Bestie And I. A Short Romatic Story by LePrezident(m): 7:38am On Oct 16, 2016
PARAHH:
There was something about her look and demeanor that I could not place. I was about to ask her if all was fine when she simply stood up, picked up her charger and silently left.

That evening, after Tope had gone, I tried to decide what to do to pass the time. I took a shower and was about to get dressed when there was a knock on my door.

Titi stood at the entrance. "Twice in one day?" I said, smiling. "Why didn't you just come in?"

"Ah, I did not want to come and interrupt you again. Is your visitor still around?"

"Oh come off it, you know her name is Tope, and no, she left."

She nodded and I stepped aside for her to enter.

"Let me change. I will be back soon," I said, heading to my room.

I stood in front of my mirror and dropped my towel. I was so engrossed on sorting out my clothes that I gasped out loud when I looked back at my mirror to see a reflection of Titi standing at my bedroom door behind me.

"What are you doing?" I said, reaching for my towel to cover my modesty.

"Hmm... So, evidently, you are such a stud that you make women scream like a maniac in bed, huh?" she said, ignoring my question.

My eyes were fixed on her as she advanced towards me. I stood still and watched in surprise as she took off her clothes and stood there in just her panties. I nearly passed out as my brain tried to interpret what was going on. My lips parted hungrily as her beautiful breasts teased me. I turned around.

"Show me," she said. "Show me what you do to them. It has been a while a man made me scream."

She came towards me, ran her hands down my chest towards my hardening cock. I gasped a little as her palm was wrapped around my dick. Unconsciously, my hips began to move gently, wanting her to touch me even more. But that was not what she asked for.

My hands moved before me, reaching for the tits I had spent so long thinking about. They felt glorious in my hand. Hungrily, I took a nipple in my mouth, licking and teasing until she groaned, wrapping her hands around my neck. I paid the same attention to the other boob, eliciting a pleasurable moan from her.

My hand slowly slid down her flat stomach and into her panties. She automatically spread her legs as I probed between them. Using my palm, I felt the skin of her pussy. It was soft and bald. I rubbed the outside, while I used my other hand to continue teasing her nipple. She moaned even louder as she jerked her hip against my hand, wanting me to go inside.

I teased her as long as I could, so long that her panties was soon soaked. She began bucking wildly, wanting more and I swiftly slid a finger inside her in one move. She cried out in pleasure as I moved the finger in and out. I found her clit and started rubbing against it with my palm, pushing against it while still fingering her cunt. Her legs began to quiver as she gripped me tightly and released her pent up desire, all over my hand.

I felt triumphant. This woman I had yearned for so long was now putty in my hands. I led her to the bed, laying her down and taking off her panties. I spread her legs and put my head on her cunt, inhaling the scent of her sex. Bringing out my tongue, I licked the remnant of the evidence of her climax and began to tease her.

She was moaning again as the pleasure built in her. She gyrated her hips, fucking my mouth, wanting me to continue. My tongue found her clit again. I brought my hands to grab her legs as I continued to assault that clit with a vengeance. My head moved from side to side as I tongue-bleeped her. She was screaming, louder than Tope did.

She was begging me to stop, and yet begging me not too. Her pleasure was driving her out of her mind as I kept alternating between pushing against her clit and sliding my tongue inside her cunt. When I felt like she was close, I brought one hand around and slid two fingers into her.

She screamed my name, her back arched from the bed so completely, it was like she was going to snap. She was gushing liquid, so much liquid than I had ever seen from any woman. She was shaking as she exploded. Her breaths were faster, her body sweaty as she started making her way back to earth.

When she was back, I got up to watch her, fascinated by how beautiful she looked after an orgasm. I leaned forward and kissed her, wanting her to taste herself. She moaned in my mouth, the taste of her cum exciting her.

As we kissed, my cock found her entrance and I slid into her. Her back arched again and she groaned. I was plunging into her, transferring all the angst of having to wait so long for this. Her legs were wrapped around me as she met my thrusts urgently. She kept moaning and crying out my name as I grinded against her, hitting her center of gravity. My own climax began to build, the more I bleeped her. She held me as I gave a couple of deep thrusts and released my desire inside her. -

She held me tightly as I came, shuddering over her. Her pussy walls tightened around me as her lips met mined. We continued kissing long after it was over. I felt closer than I had ever felt to her and fervently hoped that this will not be our only time together.
I totally applaud your excellent effort. Thanks for liberating us from the operation the OP was trying to put us through. OP claims it to be a short story yet he couldn't post all here and wanted us to click a link. Such deceit.
FamilyRe: Man Catches His Wife Cheating And Exposes Her (Photos) by LePrezident(m): 7:21am On Oct 16, 2016
Towncrier, these pictures aren't explicit. I implore you to make use of the proper adjective next time. Thanks.
RomanceRe: Friends With Benefits - Your Candid Opinion by LePrezident(m): 7:17am On Oct 16, 2016
Any lady interested in a 3 months fwb arrangement should kindly pm, I assure it'll be the best you ever had smiley
PoliticsRe: Owie: If My Wife Does What Aisha Buhari Did She'll Return To Her Parents by LePrezident(m): 5:07am On Oct 15, 2016
Ironi:
Is this man Ghanaian?

Thought Nigerians are light skin. Kai, see black face.
Stupidity oozes freely from your brain.
RomanceRe: Don't Kiss And Tell? Bullshit by LePrezident(m): 6:52am On Oct 13, 2016
teepsee:
So interesting. Would have loved to share mine but some other time.
I totally agree with you on parents paying attention to there children and not locking them.

I'm a practical example of the child that was locked, but i i tell you MrsExplorer when i started sex, u will be surprise. Forget those locking shit watin go sup go still sup.

Nice write up
I want to hear your story
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Freeze's Fiancee, Benedicta Elechi by LePrezident(m): 11:17am On Oct 10, 2016
Jarizod:
[color=#679267] Bros --> grin

Bring ur sister/gf come..she go tell u testimony tongue [/color]
There you go >>> Inexperience
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Freeze's Fiancee, Benedicta Elechi by LePrezident(m): 9:43am On Oct 10, 2016
Jarizod:
[color=#679267]A minute silence for our fallen heroes cry [/color]
What is fallen heroes here? You're clearly highly inexperienced or even a virgin.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Snap Out Of The "Mds" by LePrezident(m): 2:17pm On Oct 08, 2016
onyekachee:
yes the man shouldn't do all this but he has the right to demand sex from us abi,who is the fool at the end of the day
even Steve Harvey wrote that one of the reason why men work is to impress women and care for their needs,so i disagree 100 percent
if he aint helping you then I see no reason why you should be with him
better remain single,for those raising the miss independent card continue ok in foolishness
my money is my money,his money is my money too,we can't always be equal with men for they have to provide as the head
Funny. Some of you women act like it's only the guy who enjoys the sex when in fact you ladies enjoy sex more than guys... ladies are capable of multiple orgasms and still continue to have sex. Guys can't 'multiple orgasmate'. And truth is, the less ladies ask guys for things, the less a guy would feel entitled to sex and even you the lady would be able to decline sexual advances more convincingly and graciously... Thé worse scénario is when the ladies take some guys for fools, you ask for everything and won't even give the guy a peck on the cheek.
RomanceRe: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by LePrezident(m): 11:32am On Sep 28, 2016
Debbywills:
Lol....Welcome to the club grin
I can't find you on twitter
Christianity EtcRe: Throwback Photos Of Pastor Williams Kumuyi by LePrezident(m): 6:21pm On Sep 23, 2016
toshino4real:
Tell me the proof that u want. I am from the place and I know everything about him. You can't find a single thing that he did there . This is not a rumour but a fact, don't tell me what I know. Try to defend him better by lying against holy spirit
"You can't find a single thing that he did there"? What sort of r.ubbi.sh statement is that? What is he supposed to do there? Build an international airport? Is he a politician or Local Government Chairman of the area? Did he stand to be an elected official in the area to spearhead development? What are the elected officials who are to serve you meant for?
RomanceRe: Ladies, Know The Best S*x Position For Your Zodiac Sign by LePrezident(m): 2:49pm On Sep 23, 2016
annnikky:
Tnx buh nope wink
sad

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