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 Family › Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things by Les: 6:54pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Pampers: Recently, she slammed a padlock on my fone sayn she wanted to see wat was inside. I beat her mercillesly sha.you get luck say no be laptop. Well, she is inquisitive and i like it, shoulda giving her d benefit of doubt,or better still, caution her with mercy than merciless... Well, wish u happy parenting  . |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Davidylan, Striktlymi, Ihenobi, Chukkynwob: I Renouce Atheism. by Les: 10:31pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Two ppl dat says there is no God calling themselves fools, really interesting. Nb...A fool says in his heart, there is no God. But wat is this law of thermodynamics again self 3 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Do You Have Hater(s) In Your Work Place by Les: 10:22pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
You no specify d kind hater so i cant specify an advice to give... Try avoid anything we go link una together. But finally finally, go confront d mourafaaaka ask am " O boy na wethn na? Why u come de obvious me nonsense bad belle na. See mak i tell u, if u mess up, my oga @ d top go mess u down, dat's oll... Go jor o" and you'll see him/her(likely to be a she) giving u legs.... |
| Family › Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things by Les: 10:13pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Qweshons kids ask can be very annoying and funny @times, u know? I'v a cousin, this i dont find funny at ol, he keeps asking d owner of everything he sees.... Like, uncle is this ur fridge? Uncle, is this ur torch?? He will see me wearing shoe, uncle, is this ur shoe?? D same ting with watch. A car will pass by, uncle is this ur car?? As if he has ever seen me with d car b4 or he saw my clone inside d car, sometimes, i just feel like replying him with qweshon, like... Uncle, is this ur toilet?? And i will reply him, did you see my name in the toilet?? But he is just a kid, my hands are just tied. I'v another cousin, i dont just know but this one is a clown by default, you'll buy him sweet, he'll come back, instead of saying thank u, he will tell u, 'mummy, i'll buy ur own 4 u, u hear? U hear? Mummy, u hear?- mummy say ok na so dat bobo go close mouth, if u tell him, give me dis one and go and buy another one, he will say no, i'll buy ur own, u hear?- tho d sweet, nobody de beg am self. Another one, you'll be repeating his name, he'll never answer u, but wen he finally answers u, u'll start begin him to close mouth cos he will be saying yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss for sooooooo long and u'll go and come back, d boy still de answer u. Nawa o. Well,am not an exception sha, this one happen recently, i served food for my dad, after eatin, he cleaned his mouth with serviette and kept it on his plates, i didn't know wat made me to ask him, daddy, wat should i do with dis tissue? D man vex com tell me say mak i com put am for im mouth, then i go carry plate com put for bombom... LOL... I just so much love my family for wat and who they are, they are everything to me.. My blueteeth (more than one bluetooth) name is "myfamilz4Life!!" mak i stop here, every day, new babies in my family, everyday, new silly slogans and qweshons. 4 Likes |
| Culture › Re: Nigerians Shop Til They Drop In London - CNN by Les: 9:51pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
O.Poster, do you know wat is Summary?? If u know, pls do justice to it..... |
| Nairaland General › Re: Which Organization Do You Hate Most? "PHCN Or NIGERIA POLICE" by Les: 9:46pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Nigeria as a whole 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: 40 Amazing Facts About The Human Body by Les: 11:16am On Mar 19, 2013 |
baby_123: Interesting facts. I always knew the smell sensitivity between men and women are different. Must be a trait to protect our young. Also women are better at colors.you are so correct but his explanation isn't. I wonder wen picking fruits makes some1 to be better at colour detection fellis: Women evolved to have a better sense of smell to sniff out genetic deficiencies in a potential mate, since they had lesser chances of passing on their genes, it was more crucial to them to make sure that whatever partner they mated with was as satisfactory as possible. Women are also better with colors like you said. I am not sure what the reason for this is though I read somewhere that it helped with detecting poisonous fruits and plants (by their colours) while gathering food in the wild. Women mostly gathered food while men hunted.i cant say d reason precisely but it has to do with d fact that women can never be colour blind, because it's a sex-linked character found in d Y-chromosome. Men have only d Y-chromosome while women have X and Y chromosome thereby making many men colour blind.... Am colour blind, i can only identify colours wen they are sharply contrasting each other.. E.g i cannot differentiat btw any blue, green, purple, violet, indigo or red and pink or yellow and orange- it can be very frustrating... So watever reason, it gat to d with d fact that colour blindness is associated to men only.... 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: HELP!: Tonto Dike In Pain Due To Heart Break. Boy Friend Breaks Up With Her? by Les: 12:20pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
ayex2013: LOL... Why Evils?i dont know, i just find her and anything about her annoying. And she is completely irrelevant to me as a member of d society, i dont know why noises should be made about her over little tins, she aint no god, she's a bi.tch |
| Celebrities › Re: NSCDC Boss Interview: Lawyer Accuses Channels TV Of Unprofessionalism by Les: 11:09am On Mar 16, 2013 |
cutietreasure: The lawyer is right. The NSCDC official tried to dodge the question by saying he can't divulge it but the channel crews insist on giving them the answer of which he was lost @ the time. They are truly unprofessional they shyou're right but he should have dodged d qweshon in a more appropriate way, wat does he mean that he cant say something that is already public and is meant for d public. If he had put it this way " well, our official website u mean? Right now as we speak, our website is goin through some modifications to improve it's look and efficiency, so i cant really say it out publicly because, then name might be changed as well" and they cant ask him wat their former website was but even if they do, he could tell them dat" i cant say it now b4 d public tinks dat is d website we are currently using, so am being restricted to give in any details about our website, wen it's out, we might even come back here to advertise it, so leave our website out for now" Channel tv and maybe those dat are sharp will know dat it's a lie but it could have saved him d embarrassment he faced. Tho i dont blame d man sha cos lying is a very difficult task for d brain. And i still dont see any unprofessionalism on d part of d Interviewers cos he answered d qweshon very unprofessional as well, so who is to blame?? It's just a lessons for 9jarians cos we need serious rising up. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Photo Of Charlyboy's Cousin That Was Butchered By Kidnappers;organs Missing by Les: 10:47am On Mar 16, 2013 |
Charly kid, d head of illuminati in nigeria, wat happened to ur cousin's heart?? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Will A Woman Kill 4? by Les: 10:40am On Mar 16, 2013 |
sigmond: Nairalanders i have a riddlea man |
| Christianity Etc › Re: International Arrest Warrant Issued Against POPE FRANCIS I, Jorge Bergoglio by Les: 9:50pm On Mar 15, 2013 |
I dont just get this article neither do i wanna get. Arresting some1 just few days after resuming office for a year-old allegation is very humiliating considering d fact he is a world renown citizen.. Danm!!! My oga at d top must hear this. |
| Health › Re: Woman With Rare Brain Condition Sees things Upside Down by Les: 8:50pm On Mar 15, 2013 |
I dont know how right my thesis is but i know d nerve connecting d eyes to d brain sends impulses to d brain as an inverted image. Wen d brain receives it, it sets d image well and interprete it. Maybe in her case, her brain doesn't interprete it, just accepts it d way it was sent... Well no qualms, sickness full earth, no 1 sabi d one i get. |
| Politics › Re: Ezu River Victims Were Murdered - Autopsy Report by Les: 8:19am On Mar 15, 2013 |
COOLDUN: Who is this nonentity? I really pity for the one who spent his/her fund to send a dunce like to you to school, if at all you ever saw the four corners of the classroom. Did you ever read my comment before exposing your family mental status on this forum.still making silly comment sir. And where did i say that you said dat every criminals must be killed?? Dont pity who sent me to school, pity urs.... |
| Politics › Re: Ezu River Victims Were Murdered - Autopsy Report by Les: 9:50pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
COOLDUN: I am 10000000000% with you, if any criminal hate extra judicial killing he/she should stop crime, no mercy for the criminals , innocent ones please you people should mind the kind of friends you keep. Avoid being at the wrong places at the right times. The kind of friends you keep determines the kind of person you are. The Judiciary is the first failed organ of the Nigeria government.SDFU, sir. You are very insane, insensitive and extremely very stupid sir, yes i said it sir, you are a big fool... Tell me, is there anyone in this world dat is above mistake?? Tell me, is there any amount of alert you'll be without making a mistake?? Wat kinda uncivilised been are you, tell me any country of d world dat is crime free?? If something can be done to eradicate crime, why has it not be done since?? You're so dann silly and callous. 9ja can never move forward with ur personality. One day, u'll taste d nature of ur own vile thought to know how silly your statement is. Every criminal should be killed after they've been tried in d court of law not wen they were been caught, most ppl in 9ja are being caught at d scene of crime while d actual criminals are long gone... Be very considerate wit ur thought sir. |
| Family › Re: What Do I Do Now That The Help I Gave Is Giving Me Hell? by Les: 7:21pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
Sir, start now to look for a new apartment, pay 4 it, slowly pick ur tins, wen d times comes in june for ur rent expiration, go to work and go back to ur new apartment and never come back to that house again. Wat ever they and ur landlord(ex) says is mood of ur business anymore. If you get d mind, come and pick bigger stuff with a truck and make sure no one follows u. You'll say, how can i do this to my friend... Sir, not ol friends are meant to stay forever and he was never a friend since he didn't come out plain and lied to u and used you and is still using u uptill now. Such a friend is never worth having and you have even tried for them. If yo are wat i told you, consider and pay an extra one year rent for d sake of that baby wearing pampers, mbok. Lemme tell you wat i'll do, i'll do exactly wat i told you above but i might not if he had come out plain cos amma very straight forward guy. But since they lied and used u, sir it's difficult but just closed ur eyes for ur own safety. |
| Science/Technology › Re: Facebook ‘likes’ Can Reveal Your Secrets, Study Finds by Les: 4:54pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
1Dray: From even your username is it not so obvious already?Jesus!!!... Guy you're funny..... Owk fine, i like educational, jokes and romance pages, oya tell me my personality... |
| Politics › Re: Ezu River Victims Were Murdered - Autopsy Report by Les: 2:59pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
ManTiger: Will you shut up before you start pointing accusing fingers?sir... His silence on this matter is demoralizing of a governor but mind you, he once gave out such order and mind you again, he tried covering himself wen he gave was it 5million naira. Sir believe it or u leave it, dat man is not good.... |
| Politics › Re: Ezu River Victims Were Murdered - Autopsy Report by Les: 1:54pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
Soso990240: and who told u d governor knws about d killin? Wount he hav covered up his ass if he was involved?by dumpin them in a more hiden place,or perhaps buried dm..dnt accuse d govervor,nobody knws d people involved in d kill..ar u sure they wer killd in anambra?mbok, where is dat guy dat wants to post the link of peter obi commanding d pf to kill any massob member on sight.... Biko do fast and enlighten dis my guy.... |
| Politics › Re: Ezu River Victims Were Murdered - Autopsy Report by Les: 6:56am On Mar 14, 2013 |
Who doesn't know that they were extra-judicially murdered?? I dont need an autopsy to tell me dat, ol I need is justice to be done. They were still suspects for crying out loud, i tot they said no one is a criminal untill tried in court? Some of those guys could be victims of circumstance and they were just wasted like dat... Oh God. During d colorado shooting, Obama took it personally, but here, a state in u.s is larger than d whole of 9ja, how then minute is a state in 9ja dat d whole governor cant oversee ol d events of the state?? Peter Obi, am ashamed of you.... 15 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Is The Most Annoying Person On Nairaland And Why by Les: 6:30am On Mar 14, 2013 |
Truckpusher: i don't want to call names before they gang up against me again, but they know themselvesme we get liver call sister muki nko?  I only said na joke i de make she no ban me again, no be joke i de jor o..... [s] abasi mbok, make she no ban me o cos na joke i still de o[/s] lol... We'll tok about sexkills later..... |
| Science/Technology › Re: Facebook ‘likes’ Can Reveal Your Secrets, Study Finds by Les: 7:52pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
Wat about me dat keeps liking ol d romance pages tho i never comment |
| Health › Re: World Sleep Day Is On 15 March 2013 by Les: 7:34pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
ceejay80s: IT'S A MIRACLE, 1st TO TALK!! I AM GOING TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW AND I WONT WAKE UP AGAIN...HURRAY!!REST IN PEACE!!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Is The Most Annoying Person On Nairaland And Why by Les: 7:03pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
Sexkillz callotea mukina mosquito simonandal sister ileke bluetooth and lots more..... |
| Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is The Father Of Our Baby by Les: 10:00am On Mar 13, 2013 |
One thin i dislike about women is not d fact they cheat alot but d fact that they do it in a very wrong time... Men will sleep around b4 marriage and face their wife after marriage but d reverse is d case for women provided that they are always @ d receiving end... Dat is so bad bad ladies. In as much as i pity d innocent baby, men we need to wise up to avoid living with bastards... |
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