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i luv to.to die:
Will you be my Valentine
I know that I am yours
You are like a tossing sea
And I am like your shores.

You are like an endless wave
And I your waiting sand
And I will wait forever
As you come and smooth my hand.

I will wait forever, yet
You are a part of me
I hold you in my arms, while you
Come to me endlessly.

Will you be my Valentine
I know that I am yours
I love you with a love that yearns
To be your golden shores.

Now I am waiting patiently The love that i have been dreaming of....Please be my val

choi...... Keep dreaming bro...

kandiikane: Dude, park well!

d garage to small for my humer jeep

Oahray:

HOLAM HOLAM HOLAM, OLE OLE OLE.... *seriously rushing to NNPC to fetch one tank of petrol and diesel mixed together wit garrium acid

kandiikane: I hope you're not referring to my love for idowu oo?!

i tot u are a lady or u be les Well, never mind... Even if u are, only les loves idowuuu....

Sheee na just to go sell goods give customer na so this thread com reach 10? Nairaland no de carry last o.. Beside, idowu never wan accept my d offer of my hand in this val, hmmmm...com fast o unless both hand and leg, u no go see...

Legit1:

why d flabbagastation naw?? She aint really dat bad, atleast we aint really sure about that, huh?

Funny thread by d way...

Choiiii... From page 1to8 nobody choose idowu Damo!!! No mind them Ido o cos daddy is here, dem no sabi ur worth, com take my hand baby let's rock this val together and make nairaland jealous.... Terms and conditions apply sha o.....

Mine kills 40 massob members and dumb their corpses in Ezu river..... Mine luv painting Igbos black wit her cohorts.... Mine worships seun.... Mine bans ppl anyhow she wants.... Mine normally put valentine threads in d frontpage... Infaat, mine is just very foolish!!

[s]The list is much but i hope mine wont ban me o[/s]

chidyhels: I hate the idea,i wont support it. Though it works for some,i rather advise they wait and explore a wider option wen they graduate frm ss3 to face the world

some ppl started exploring/facing the world from birth....

In my past life, i would have called it fun, but now... I call it sin

uhuns: at op wit is ur bundle plan and wit is your call rates to other network

one would seriously need more than 4N to read any of ur text messages.....

Wen i started my waec was wen i started dating d girl am dating now... A very beautiful relationship and i wanted to marry her, tho i MIGHT not again due to a terrible mistake she made... Dat's by d way... Am kinda busy now, ol i gat to say is dat secondary school dating is cool depending on d mindset and academic excellence of those in it. After ol, my girlfriend encouraged me to read.... It was even d guys i called friends dat wasted my time in table tennis and drinking.... D real koko there is to mind those you call friends...

Waiting for season 3................... Answering ur question in season 2, am a long time celibate dude, my baby did dat, wat i did was to travel far far away for long and told her dat if she loves me let her wait for me but if she doesn't and her to.to too de scratch her... So be it, only her virginity determines the continuation of our once beautiful relationship wenever i decide to come back.... Lol. Op, ur ex, ur girlfriend, anyone, she can be a devil, u know? I dont understand why she doesn't wanna give her boyfriend her 'precious tin' but wanna give it to you freely just like dat?? I dont tink so,she has an ulterior motive,maybe she wanna have a taste of her ex... Never u give in to her, clarify ur relationship wit her.. As in if she's datin u and no one else... When she comes, tell her to wait till u are ready, if she refuse, let her go, girls never finish for market.

Waiting for season two

Following.... Will be building my house soon...

beauty56: same

bring snakes to snails,, i'll take snakes anytime...Anyday. I so much fear dat till date. A snail i stepped on a very long time ago, d memory still affects me till now... I also remember wen i refused to enter class because they wanted to use snails as our practicals... Dann!!! I hate that....

cotton101: IBO people and their love of this "sister" "aunty" nonsense - what does not calling you by you first name do for you? na wah o

(i'm ibo by the way)

trace ur lineage..... You are an outcast....

More like limo-bus.....

sexkillz: [color=#000030]All I've ever cared for is contentment. Have a good house, clothe and feed my family well, drive a good car(not necessarily the latest car out there) have savings in case of emergencies, and have a good business that provides all that steadily.

I don't need riches that'll give me sleepless nights. [/color]

i wanna follow u just for this statement alone cos u just profiled my life expectancy..........









Oops...................... I also need money not to be a follow follow...ha ha.......... Well the bitter truth is dat, rich or poor, i just wanna be HAPPY IN LIFE, NO MATTER WAT NOR D COST... I just wanna be happy.

My beautiful nairalanders.... Believe it or u leave it.... Right from my childhood up till now.... I still fear snails esp d big ones like say tomoro no de.... Seriously, i prefer sighting snakes than snails

Sweetlemon: I'm very sure you saw where I said that both men and women are guilty of this behaviour. I concentrated on men here cos I want to help the women since they are the ones I relate with! Just say that you want to find a loop hole so you can have a reason to back up your friends.
Simple!

then ur topic should be written dat way like it was guys only.... U sound controversal wit urself... Tho i get ur point sha.. But u didn't present it in a presentable way... Ur bed guy is a bad example... If you wanted to use ur past as an example... It should have been ....how ur exes treated u, how it affected u, how u felt then, u u finally overcame d effect and u were able to spot dat ur bed guy was deferent wen he approached u and finally, how you made sure guys wont treat u dat way again:.... Den ppl will understand...... I beg u again, dont let nairaland affect ur real life emotions... Pls and also... Try working on ur oratory ability and capablity... If not, dont try goin into teaching.... I hope u understand me

Switsex: U are very stup.id for making dis kind of comment.u must be a f00l

you are more than stu.pid and fool.ish enough not to know where sexuality section is located, coming here to vomit such a vile and detestable statement.... Gerrout jor... Na God go punish you and your kind...

Anywhere nairaland's word censor is located, hollly ghost.... Fire... Break down.....down... IJN

ItsModella: I thought you were looking for a lesbo partner.

you go hear am dis nite,, d babe seriously wan use Love Machine chume ur kini... Better upgrade ur legs to 1000km/s.... Babe aint smiling, she's seriously Hot, d tin de scratch am wella.... No tok say i no tell you o

Idowuogbo: In order words....Les na f00lish guy. Gbam#

nna eh.... See me see wahala o......... Madam op... Dat is just wat u tink, u tink u and ur post is wise,,,,, wat if tell u dat ur post is foolish enough for d wise to understand Well, talking about self esteem, i wouldn't say such and plsssss dont let wateva dat happens here affect ur real life.... We just de catch fun, idowu abi i lie?

Sweetlemon: It was a typo. I make losts of them when I'm filled with emotion.
Thanks for pointing it out.

lemme tell ya wat i feel is wrong wit ya post..... You didn't emphasize on ur main point...... You didn't use tangible reference to do dat.... Moreso.... It woulda been better you didn't use any reference at ol than to use ur so called 'bed guy' looks to me more like a kidnapped guy you tied on ur bed post, waxed his joystick to be always erect, feed him and perpetually com there to moles*** him..... Or ur fantasy to d above meanwhile I no tok anything o.....

Idowuogbo: Any designers in d house? We need banners mehn...Dis ministry is making sense.

*operating look him in d eye activated*

i concur...

Switsex:

wethn de worry you?? If you vex me eh... I go use my bulldozer-sized system unit knack ur to.to better akpako, next time, if you hear anything 'L' you go remember say you get leg..... Homo ko.... Heamaphrodyte ni

Switsex: ANY LESBIAN HERE??

am here for you baby.......
But i be man sha o

Idowuogbo: Tufia! Learn from who? Na baws! I'll do my own research. Bado no sabi carry expo

but if i tell you make you come do dat same research on me, you go begin do guy, okwa ya??

flinspiero: Sori i mean nokia battery

mine is for sale... You can come here in mali to tak it, but wen you reach here, na jamb you go first write b4 purchase is made...