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Odunnu: Na you sabi, Semid! No come spoil show here o

Odunnu =Native doctor in the making

***Reads the OP post, then runs down to mama kafaya's shop to buy otapiapia and hands it to Poster and says, sprinkle it 2 times daily in ya room before you sleep. if the malaria persist after 3 days consult ya doctor***

WAYS TO GET YOUR THREAD ON NAIRALAND FRONT PAGE

RULE 1: MAKE SURE IT HAS TO DO WITH PRIVATE JET

RULE 2: MAKE SURE YOU MENTION NAMES OF PASTORS ESPECIALLY OYEDEPO







SMH at Nairaland Moderators!!!!

slimyem: No!
This century is just perfect for me...
The technology...
The sex...
The music...
The dressing..
Everything is just crazy...and craziness is so cool!!!

i knew you were CRAZY......Crazy girl!!!!

I wish i was born in the days of our mothers, Nigerian girls of nowadays are something else!!

*Enters thread and notices how ''Dry'' it is, yawns and plays Tonto dike's song to brighten up this thread*

bridgebaby: E be like say the little girl don dey get BOBBY o!

PERVERT!!!!!!!!!! Wetin carry ya eyes go there i know its guys like u that "check" out small girls and chase them

EKAETTE

I can tie my p(e)nis i use to think it was normal before until i realised most people couldnt do this!

Skulboy: LOL. C obama and twist-dancing o

ODE! why did you have to quote everything

it will be foolish for any man to apologize to a woman even if he is WRONG!

Though this doesn't relate with the original post but just tot i should chip in this..........this man was not the "obama" we all know now. Back in the days he was a "Nobody", yet the wife married him like that! Now she dey enjoy wella.......Nigerian girls pls learn from mitchelle obama..........#okbye

OP, you forgot to add "BUTT-PADS" and "PUSHUP-BRA"

OP, what the hell are you saying

born2fuck: Why he no kuku remove her pant and slot his dick inside in public

pervert!!!!!

I have the talent of creating beats with my mouth and i can tie my P(E)NI$

Booty4me: Wizkid Richer Than 80% Adults In NIgeria

But Davido is richer than him!

Nigerians and our unnecessary "big-manism"...........which one "low class person" again mumu poster

Wizkid stop copying Davido! Because he bought a car you too u go buy ya own RUBBISH!

Anyways below is my lil bro Davido and is N20million brand new car! the picture was taken in his N140 million mansion and least i forget, another BRAND NEW CAR is on the way! remember he won the next-rated award(which comes with a car) at the "headies"

[quote author=Nuzo']@Tonto

Don Jazzy tia you, you come decide to tia Wizkid. #poko#

What's the meaning of poko by the way?[/quote]PEOPLE ONLY KOLO ONCE

its a lie! it was Tchidi chikere the director that disvirgined her

engrtee: When i see very fat people,i view them as lazy human beings.they are burden to the society

they just sit and eat and watch themself expand. Little work like treking 400m daily is enof to burn down d fat.

Imagne a car dat contain 4 persons, two fat persn sit down and there is no space for a third.

But RICK ROSS is OROBO and is not a burden to his society na..........."HUH"
So i wonder why you view them(fat people) like that..................."whoooooo...."

Money-spinner

Zico0: Make dem break first na

o boy the thing just tire me! ppl let them break first na

[quote author=omo_to_dun]Iro nla! So you can get George Clooney, David Beckham, 2face, Kokomaster? You no well.
[/quote]You dey mind am......She has obviously been hanging around "JU" men who are perverts and dont know their worth!!!!!

Legit1: What's with the 'we' 'we' 'we' in your post?

i wonder!!!!

joeydozzy: This kind wife wey no sabi Cook indomie

or boil egg sef! btw she has been 'answering' fiance for 2yrs now....i think say ikechukwu for don marry this albino since

john650: When a woman says she just wants to be friends after she has shown an interest, it means that when she got closer to you, you just didn't have what she wanted. What she is looking for is almost always more money and material possessions than she has. If she finds out that she has more than you or on the same level, that's enough to kill the relationship. Remember, women are always looking for the best deal in town. It's all about who will offer them the most. Don't be fooled by their wishy-washy. Instead of trying to convince her to see the good in you, it's best you cut her loose and move on. That's because nothing good will come of it. The only time she could change her mind is if you suddenly hit it big. But then, do you want a girl like that.

GBAM!!!!! Guys please read the BOLDED many times carefully and LEARN!!!!! if after giving you all those signs and you decide to toast her and she rejects it, quietly "bone" her jor. Dont even be friends with the girl again even if she wants u as "just a friend/close friend. ofcourse they will call u 'immature'(they always say that when a man doesnt take their "bull$hit" but some of us dont give a rat a$$!!!

d lil boi is cute tho, but i wonda y d boi looks like me, jus an observation

o boy see crowd wey dey view this thread