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ALL BORRRRRINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

PRESIDENT JONATHAN:
“Our commitment to the fight against corruption is second to that of America’s commitment. We are very committed to it and everybody knows.”

Culled from this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/1062309/worshippers-mock-jonathan-church-service

Now can those of you supporting Jonathan see that he is a "REAL COMEDIAN!".........If you disagree then why did this happen

Which day Pasuma and obesere go fight for public? I really wan see who go "win" if dem fight!

Evil Spirit
Brownteeth
BIG HEAD

"Old age" no good o......he was a cute boy back then, see as him come resemble shaggy of scooby doo cartoon!!!

SIGNS OF AN IRRESPONSIBLE WOMAN

* She is too eager to know the exact amount her partner earns as salary.


* She doesn't want to work and pushes every responsibilities to her husband!


* She checks his phone, pockets indiscriminately but will frown at it if her man does the same


* She Nags a lot


* She only pretends to be a caring, hard working, romantic and nice to her partner when there is a 3rd party around.


* She burns the food she is cooking most times because she is watching Africa Magic or kim kardanshian or PINGING or browsing NAIRALAND!


* She denies her man SEX and always gives the "I have headache" excuse


* She emphasises on the fact that she is a woman and therefore should AUTOMATICALLY be respected!
(You don't just tell men to respect u just becos u have a VAGINA(a smelly one for that matter). you do amazing things, that way we would have no choice but to RESPECT YOU! #Gbam!


* She feels its OKAY for HER to insult or HIT her Man and on the other hand quickly says "On no account should HER man or any man return insults when his woman insults him or STRANGLE her when she HITS him No matter what"


* She brings money its "HER MONEY" but when her man brings money its "OUR MONEY"


* She doesn't know how to COOK!


* She almost goes N.A.K.E.D all because she wants to look "fashionable"


* She starts asking for a HOUSEHELP months into her New Marriage


* She is humble and patient when she is broke and needs FAVOUR from her HUBBY but arrogant and rude on when she start earning little "Change"

(*In my ghana accent*)........Meeeeeeeen, That Charly called "CHARLY BOY" is really a BOY oooo!

Btw the ppl that made the Statue nor try! why did they give zidane "olorinla"(BIG HEAD)

Let Nigeria immortalise ibori's stealing with a Statue too

Weeks after being sacked by Square Records, 2012 Headies Nominee; May D, has floated his own record label. The artiste, who is known for his hit single, Ile Ijo, is to have started his label called “Confam Entertainment”.

 He revealed this to us in a telephone interview and when asked if there is anybody else signed under the record label, he said “It’s just me now, I have some girl from UK but I’m still watching”.

 The singer is also set to release a video which was shot in Atlanta, to his song titled “Gat Me High” of his yet to be titled debut album.


http://www.hiphopworldmagazine.com/2012/09/25/may-d-floats-new-record-label/

See how she dey smile like VIRGIN!!!!!

just wondering how many of them girls are still VIRGINS

This is better abeg!!!!

If there is money inside it is WRONG! But if there is no money then its not WRONG!

Haters don start! Pls nairalanders this story is false! Just last week davido was hailing EME boys! On twitter! And number 2 they said he didn't collabo with wande coal at all.......pls has anyone here heard davido's song "Throw way"? so who sang the last verse was it not wande coal? All this reporters just like coming up with nonsense stories! And the pathetic thing is haters will soon rush here and believe the story without confirming! MUGUS!

How does their draw with liberia and passing blames to one another reduce the price of "one yellow eatable/drinkable something".........

How does their loss reduce the.........

This would soon get to frontpage who wan bet?

Sweetlemon: And why the hell shouldn't I take it personally when people like you keep on degrading and downgrading women like me Please!

Why are you trying to make us believe you are "Hot" Post your pix let's be the judge! REAL men know they are too many "internet-Hotties" and therefore cant be deceived

Chief dr pastor kolapo avenue!(since its a mouthful they just shorten it to Chief avenue)

Chelsea crescent

omoboriowo drive

Anumpama junction

@Topic, I have noticed it too........lol well in my opinion i think he doesnt hate women or anti-women, i just feel he is a No-Nonsense Man! Btw i tot thats the kind of men you naija gehs love

rully2: Nice!! I kindof like

Thanks

Hello guys,

Whats your Top 5 current songs and Top 5 evergreen songs


By current songs i mean songs released from 2011 till date

and

By evergreen songs i mean old songs of 5years and above. You know those very old songs that when played you dance like it was just released recently! Pls let's share.....

NB: You can list more than 5 if you like!

Ok, i would go first

Current Songs:

Dami duro - Davido
Aisha - Npz ft davido
Without my heart - tiwa savage ft don jazzy
Beautiful onyinye- Psquare ft Rozay
kukere - Iyanya


Evergreen Songs:

Dilemma - Nelly ft kelly
So sick - Neyo
Kerewa - zule zoo
Sweet mother - prince Nico
Water - fela

Am so happy they didnt even respond to her upon she kept 'MENTIONING' them on twitter! they just continue tweeting their fans and promoting the video the more! Foolish KSB that couldnt keep her marriage is here claiming 'holy holy'

melomelo: The writer is selfish indeed. This is a one-sided advice. What of "Love him... When..."

Check this thread!

https://www.nairaland.com/1031264/every-wife-must-read

musKeeto: See as the crook eye resemble wetin tithe don close.. too much money... your fools call themselves your kids.. lmao..
Ur a great crook, Sir. The Lord blessed you abundantly with deceptive wisdom.The word of God has made you fat with tithes, and your generation free from poverty. You've reaped beautifully and wonderfully from the ignorance that pervades the nation. For their breakthroughs, they pay you tithes. For their healings, they attend your conventions. For their education, they have helped you build schools.. glory to the highest...

while they trek, you fly above them with private jets. They will get there one day.. one day all winners will have a private jet of their own.
. ameenn..

you are really a mosquito!

Love him....when he forgets that special occasion. For him every moment with you is special so he does not need an occasion

Love him....when he is working late. Atleast he comes home and you still get to sleep and wake up in his loving and caring arms


love him....when he does not praise your cooking. He told you as newlywed that yours was indeed always the best.


Love him....when he does not help in the home. He is out there earning income for the family

love him....when he does not reply to your questions. He does not want to hurt your feelings or is absorbed in thinking about your welfare


Love him....when he does not comment when you get angry. He is a good listener


Love him....even though, whenever he calls and ask ''where are you'' he is not insecure, he only wants to know if his sweetheart is safe!


Love him…when he is jealous. Becos out of all the women he can have, he chose you

Love him…when he has annoying little habits that drives you nuts. You have them too. (and maybe more)


Love him…when his ''bedmatics'' is bad. Atleast he tries.

Love him…when he drives so fast. He only wants you to be here in time


Love him…when he demands respect. After all he is the head of the house


Love him.... When he shouts at the kids. He only wants to ensure they are corrected and have a good moral upbringing

Love him…when he forgets to buy the bread or milk. He was rushing home to be with you


Love him…when he forgets to say ''i love you''. He actually shows his love in many other ways.


Love him.....when he tells you he doesnt like how you care less about your looks and tie wrapper when at home! he is not insulting you( he is telling you becos he is trying not to look for an excuse to cheat, some men wud cheat and later say it is becos their wife is always tying wrapper and doesnt look attractive anymore thats why they cheat! But he is telling u so just love him!)


Love him…when he “pushes” you to pray. he wants to be with you in Jannah (Paradise).

Love him…when he looks dishevelled in the morning. he always grooms himself up again.


Love him…when he insist you must work, he wants to be sure you can take care of the kids if anything happens to his business or incase he is no more(dead).


Love him…when he looks handsome. he’s yours so appreciate him.


Love him…he is yours. You don’t need any other special reason!!!!

All this forms part of a Man’s Character. Men are part of your life and should be treated as the kings.

I don laff sotay i fall down from bed..... btw, anybody that doesnt laugh for this joke has a poor sense of humour

what do you guys think?