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EvilNeedle:
I haven't. 9 years so far.

Talk true, you no get papers. Na why you no wan come back because you no say you no fit go back

2braithe:
Abroad people who do come to Nigeria, it's your confidence for me.Don't you fear kidnap, robbery,e.t.c?
Staying alive everyday in Nigeria is just by grace.

Once I leave,I ain't coming back.
I'll just build house here in Naija where I will lease out.Incase conflict happens I will have a home back in Naija to run to.

My wife can come to Naija but none of my kids are gonna come here!

Many people said so when leaving but dem still come back

Make una gist us oooooooo

So that those of us wey no gree come back will know whether we go happy or vex

Nigerians based abroad but are currently in Nigeria for the holidays, Share your experience so far....

What has changed since the last time you were in Nigeria?

Who came to greet you?

Did your friends abroad send you errands to their families back home?

Where people famzing you or asking for giveaway when you arrived?

Did your parents recommend one guy or girl for you to marry?

Let's have fun with this thread

Una just come back and everywhere quiet, gist us na

jclassiq:
He must have fvcked her like twice or three times. And he makes her feel young. One thing i observed about wizkid is that he is very good with older women. That's why they can't hve enough of him - Jada Pollock, tiwa savage, and now this woman. He is very respectful to them, that's how he worms his way into their vagina. Smart boy.

You know this

chatinent:
£100m?

How much is Nigeria naw?

30 biji

longetivity:
This guy promised us Grammys

We can still give him kudos


Atleast he made us believe that a Nigerian can win grammy and if not that he was popping when there was no social media he would have won it

uunwanaobong3:
Is August not still part of the calender year??

So you expect them that came in August to score more than a high scoring guardiola team that started scoring from January

To nack you jazz dey hungry me

uunwanaobong3:
Weather you LOVE him or you HATE him..... One thing everyone should have for guardiola is RESPECT............




Scoring Highest goal in a calendar year without a striker?.........

When Liverpool, Chelsea and man utd are boasting the like of Ronaldo, lukaku, cavani, Salah, mane, jota, fermino, rashford, Werner, greenwood etc and yet they are not even close to mancity in terms of goal scoring chat..... Wonderful

Why did you put lukaku and Ronaldo there? When did they come to the league? Was it not just August?

Ronaldo would vex and score hattrick tonight

ugotaya:
Talking about Fckg, you might be right but money ..Wizkid will have to work for another 10 years to have 105 of Noami's wealth. Your brother na sugar boy.

When I say money, I don't mean wizkid is richer than her

But wait o, he may be richer than her one on one NOW without the help of rich men money in Naomi Campbell life

Dshocker:
Your sense of reasoning is very disturbing...So for the fact they are friends means they fvcking themselves?

You are still a child

So you no go understand

Is she wizkid only friend?

Dshocker:
Of course wizkid is a little brother to her

Lil bro wey dey fvck am?

Na so tiwa dey do Lil bro with am before he chop tiwa run, now she stopped following him

Wizkid is obviously fvcking this Naomi Campbell girl no one can tell me otherwise

I have been watching them closely babe is obsessed with wizkid

You see this called money, women love it so much whether young, old, rich, poor! They love it! And if you as a guy have it, you come get fame join am, forget you go enjoy

And nobody should come here and say "she has her own money"

E no mean anything, as a guy just be rich you go dey see hot chick want to famz you!

The way this world is going, I pity the male gender

Simps are just making all these funny laws that favours women

Brighton don score ye!

Chelsea in the mud!

Omo, man city don win league again jare

Person wey dem go still deny sex and him go come nairaland family section to complain

And yet another simp.

Oh, so now no one can take care of kids like mothers but when couples are married and a man says this to his wife in Naija, we no go hear word o.

We go dey hear equality this, equality that in matter of kids and other things

Btw, why are these same fools not telling that tonto girl to allow churchill access to his son?

Seun:
Someone complained about her cleavage but seemingly wasn't bothered that her husband was completely topless.

Oya make she go topless too na

vincentjk:
Why are people now increasingly becoming obsessed with divorce?

Well, nothing lasts forever only God.
I've a short message for nairaland redpillers;

swallowing the redpill is good and advisable but bros nor go do pass yourself o. Treat your woman with respect, help out with chores in the house (cooking, washing, cleaning and taking care of the kids) if the need arises. Marry your friend and treat her with respect because someday it'll pay off.

When I look at olu Jacobs today, I recall when my dad was so sick that we the children even became tired of everything but my mum stood by him, cleaning and washing his body every now and then. She did all these because my dad treated her so well when they were younger.

Use your head bros. Pick a message or two from the redpill movement and leave the rest for who it's meant for.

Guys like you is the reason that thread was created for. So you believe that people will know that the person they are marrying is their enemy and still go ahead and marry them? Of course people think they are marrying their' friend' until wahala start.


And I feel like giving you flying-nodding for comparing your mama to ladies of today

This IK ex go dey do ashewo for Lagos. Because I don't understand why she is still in Nigeria after she and IK has divorced. Make she go back her country na

Marriage is a bad investment these days for men o

Make Leceister even let Liverpool win na

The way it is looking now, na man city get league again. It's getting boring jare

Na dem! When we advice them about japa. We get responses like......



"Nonsense, we must japa"

"You cannot discourage us"

'Come back make another person go"


.......only to end up like this.


To all of you that have no plan but want to japa, you go end up like this if you no give yourself brain and do the right thing

OP, you mean even your siblings no call you at all even your parents too?

This girl leave ghana come Naija dey fvck big boys.


And she get fvckable big nyansh o

Fred166:
I married my beautiful wife January this year, I Love my wife so much, I have never cheated on her since we got married. I opened a business for her worth 900k. i've already promised her a car this coming year (well I ride camry muscle and I'm tired of sharing the car with her).

My wife is too lazy, all she cares about is her eye lashes, make-up, nails and watching Zeeworld all day, She goes to her shop 10am and return 3pm, She barely take care of the house. Sometimes the plate I used for breakfast before going to work would still be on the dining table unwashed when I return. Her make-up tools and bag littered everywhere in our sitting room.

We're expecting our 1st child, Now that She's pregnant (4 months) she's worst. Na so so chop chop, I will jokingly say Pls don't go out of shape I won't look ur side again, Is like the more I beg, the more she chop chop. ...weird food carvings. Coconut water and bread, shawarma and pepper soup with sugar cane in her hand, I dare not buy it for her otherwise I won't sleep.

I still cook when I'm back from work. Anytime I tried to talk to her, she would say can't I see she's pregnant, she's having waist pain, leg pain, Infact body pains. I wanted to employ a maid she refused, she spoke ill about maids, she said they are husband snatchers e.t.c.

3 days ago, She asked me to renew our dstv sub and I refused. Yesterday I noticed she has done it (first time). I saw her watching Zeeworld, laughing sheepishly and pointing to the TV, I needed to watch man united match so I changed the channel, she dragged the remote control from me and changed it bact to Zeeworld, she said I'm too stingy, I didn't sub for her, I refused to buy her a car.

I don't know what to do. With her lazy attitude I'm scared during delivery she would be saying I can't push o.

Experienced men help a brother.

Can you imagine! Men are becoming stupid by the day o.

No wonder women are now shouting equality up and down! Because they have seen that they can use the head of men

ensamy:
How much did he pay for all the knack, if Tonto charge him, will he be able to pay

Na dem! See reasoning. Na your type dey give girl house on top one round of sex

Wetin dey worry Man United sef

Make dem win this game o

tartarus:
Na you sabi.
You can't just be bashing women for no concrete reason. It's not normal.

For your mind you be cool guy now

tartarus:
Mostly broke guys demean women to feel better about whatever it is they lack. They think women are the enemy cos most women want comfort which they're unable to provide

See this one. We know your type, you manage dey see small money and you think say you don arrive, dey form "cool guy". And na your type dey spend your small money on top girl (wey you no go even see her pant) but your mama for house no go see one naira. Better wise up!

honourwealth:
I pity you, be using strong head. You will do it over and over again either willing or vodoo-willing. Forget not power of woman.
Build of the solid foundation of Christ rather human reasoning

Na because you no get money and you no get 'game' na why you dey put up with rubbish from your wife

I am sure you know the rate of divorce or cheating from guys is so high these days. Have you wonder why? Some guys no dey take nonsense o! It's better to be apart than to be together and I go still dey suffer from conji