jonaifame22:

Before she catches me I'll be safe in ur embrace.
Before she stretch hand,i 'd run wth hot race
She wont catch up,with my speed and pace.
Once again sister,u too fine,I wish u more grace.

CentaurXLV:


[There it is, the delusional intelligence you've started to experience from quoting me. You're unfit to correct me. Return to your cage and correct your idiocy. Perhaps then, I might consider buying you from your owner and correct your lunacy.

CentaurXLV:


Blame the drought in your cerebellum for your mental ineptitude, I'd swerve but it seems the longer I continue to interact with a beast of your calibre, the stronger your delusional intelligence becomes. Desist from quoting me, Pet, The fact that your owner keeps you in a cage doesn't mean you're fit to have a discourse with humans. You're but a frog in a well only viewing the world in 2D.

tyup:


Lol when a Nigerian lady mistakes joystick movement for feelings

fuckerstard:
Plz how can I go viral?

Sage7:
Please do not cut her loose if there are suicidal tendencies!

Softorgasm:
mention any male naira lander that is more handsome than those in my list.