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Oponu op go out am for politics section

dog chop grenade
But na wa o how did it survive without a face

severee:
Dedicated to the next bond film SPECTRE PLEASE DON'T SUCK

AMEN TO THAT WE TAKE GOD BEG UNA

THIS IS THE FIRST TYM I AM HEARING ABOUT THIS FILM. IT APPEARS TO BE WELL RATED AND MADE QUITE A LOT OF MONEY, I DEY GO IROKO TO DOWNLOAD

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY NAIJA

Guykhena: hahaha,I would so love to do a rebuttal at the above.
But Bro I know you really want to get involved,and I would really like to tussle with you but you and I can agree,am outnumbered here,everyone is gunning for my head(tho I won't have a problem taking each down one by one,I've done it b4 ).......
But accept my apologies tho,I was caught unaware so they got the upper hand ..

WYNING ACCEPTED
@brothers YOU ARE A GENIUS

MAKE I DROP ANOTHER ONE
GUYKHENA YOUR COMMENTS MAKE SENSE. ITS VERY RELEVANT AND VERY NECESSARY

Guykhena: oh trying to turn things around?
Too bad you failed like your mum birth control pills..

@brothers OKAY HERE I GO :

HA HA GOD GUYKHENA YOU HAVE MY RIBS CRACKING I GUESS YOUR MOM MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE TO SKIP BIRTH CONTROL CAUSE NAIRALAND WOULD HAVE SUFFERED WITHOUT ITS SOURCE OF COMIC RELIEF!

@brothers HE IS NOT ANSWERING ME I GUESS IT'S TOO L8 FOR WYNDING

Guykhena: BUSTED

Erm,last time I checked his memory was transfered to his past body,in real sense his future Memories are in his past body(and not a combination of his past and future memories,just only his future memories),so I don't get the joke here


Erm I thought they're basically in a different cinematic universe,I mean Fox got Evans Quicksilver,and MCU got Aaron Quicksilver(basically they're both different) once again,I don't get the joke here

@brothers IS IT TOO L8 TO DO MY OWN
WYNDING:
SUPREME WORDS OF KNOWLEDGE THAT "WE DON'T KNOW AT ALL" FROM THE MAN
WHO KNOWS IT ALL

Csami: Only amazing spiderman, captain america nko?

Severee i miss this ya post.

HIS VERSION OF WINTER SOLDIER WAS GOOD BUT THAT SPIDERMAN,NA NAIRALAND DATA LOSS PHUCK UP I FOR PUT THE LINK HERE.
SEVEREE ITS A 9ICE HOBBY YOU'VE GOT I ENVY YOU O

RayMcBlue: @severee, If you're really the author of the OP, then I doff my hat to you. That's an excellent piece of writing, mate.

THIS IS NOT EVEN HIS BEST HE DID ONE ON AMAZING SPIDERMAN2
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY LIFE

hmmmmmn! I see,
Na so i siddon near wan arab man for BRT omo my eye no commot that guy body till i commot bus
























Big mistake boko boys
You shouldn't have told us you are in lagos. We be thugs for here o na now una go know say lagos juju bad pass borno juju

Except you plan on not having children no love is worth bringing a child into this world to suffer abeg make una just jeje split the love won't even be there anymore if you born sickler which 1:4 of every pregnancy issue

Well nobody force them come work if dem no like them pay "sit down for house"

severee: What are we talking about?

GOOD QUESTION ME SEF WAN BE ASK AM
SO

yoji: Lemme give u a movie liked by most fans and critics: terminator 2. Now by doing this, i put myself out there for criticism by anyone who thinks otherwise, that way, the conversation is complete.
You are just playing safe by rubbishing most of these movies without at least putting up the one that passes your criteria for a good movie.

SO THIS AUTOMATICALLY MAKES WINTER SOLDIER A GOOD MOVIE? *SMH*

MY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU STILL DEY OMO SEUN DON PHUCK YOU UP? ALL YOUR SPIDERMAN ROBOCOP NA WA O
I DEY WAIT FOR THE REMAINING PART OF THIS ONE O!

Hey guys gotta question, could someone actually explain the shiit that went down between james bond, the french lady and that creepy island? Cos she seemed happy to go to her death and felt proud of her boss when she mentioned the silly way he obtained the island, but was worried about dragging bond in with her and the bad guys all of a sudden multiplied while the boat was still on transit and how slick was james bond to begin with that they didn't notice him get into that tiny-asss yacht.

forreelinc: @leverage nooooo them. Go carry am go agbelekeje. Since Q no sabbi e work
Speaking of which why was bond reinstated in the end of the movie isn't he supposed to be arrested or something?

Ah ah mallory get sense na ordinary "take the bloody shot" wey judi dench do for am for the beginning bond went out of his way to take her to scotland so silva could kill her talkless of make mallory no come reinstate am e don already dey give mallory eye for court room mallory don dey fear make e no go gay e yansh

kobosmart: Simple M was not sexy! Think about it the script didn't give a shiiit about everyone who was not sexy
1.M: everyone wanted her dead cause she was short wrinkled had her neck folding in a really disgusting way and she kept nagging bond in istanbul who wouldn't want her dead
2. Severine: prostitute, who made up like heath ledgers joker and wore really ugly clothes yep they just had to killer even the scotch glass on her head was way more sexy than she was at least that's what bond said
3.Silva: largest head I've ever seen on a human being, his hair was bleached blonde and his bulging horse teeth and sharp eye sockets yuk! Kill him kill him now
4.Mallory: old assss man with horrible hair line and sharp forehead. With his horribly cut-out suit that kept showing us his bulging stomach got shot in the shoulder I hope the infection from the wound kills him though
5.Q: skinny motherf@#ker with gigantic ears and disgustingly pale skin and what about that silly haircut, a hippie working for the government? Nice try mr.mendes anyway he was an iidiiot all thru I hope silva left him an incendiary grenade in his laptop or something
6. Moneypenny: bulging eye balls, anorexic, stoopid hair style and really wierd accent anyway I guess the job of the BLACK secretary in a james bond movie kinda suits ur ugly asssss its kinda offensive but u knw naomi harris she will jump at any acting opportunity
just so we wouldn't forget her

Whatever happened to these bond movies? The characters were always so cute
Anyway my question

Did anyone notice that the NATO list was never recovered? Which means that NATO was still in trouble. Why would they dump such an important plot points

they forgot

mr.magoo:
You know what you people are? You guys are foooools
Fooooools for not being tasteful enough to appreciate this movie
Fooooools for picking such a failure as quantum of solace over skyfall
Fooooools for actually paying attention to an even bigger foooool like 33117 that's right I've read her posts on this topic right from the start, it is so pointless and pretentious and it makes it obvious just how desperately she clamors for attention and when a core bond fan stands against her you fooooools all gang up to scare them off well it is not working for me I am ready to defend this movie in any day and any setting what is "I belong" na? Mtchew rubbish!

Bobo oti frustraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!
Well sha at least e better pass that 33117 husband wey dey dey always gbagaun when e dey vex. Wey dat guy sef? Moti miss e bawo

Bawss1: ^ Pray give us the answer.

This thread is hilarious, I'm glad to see that there are quite a number of people who felt "cheated" with Skyfall till this day.

aaaaaaaaaagh! The pressure fine I will answer the question (sign of the cross) well................ Bond had a twin brother who was also a spy. Doesn't that make sense? Think about it no one says his name he could be john bond you know, and when we see bond on the crappy island, he has a beard and looks so old while the istanbul bond didn't have any.and the bond in istanbul fought like an idiiot while the bond in china just acted like a retard.
See? Bond had a twin what do you think?

@mr.magoo good question well my answer is no skyfall has nothing gOod about it in one word I will describe skyfall, "FLAWED"

mr.magoo:
@forreelinc it is not weakness I'm not just going to argue with you anymore, what really irritates me is the way you all immaturely nitpick on plotholes and not give the movie a chance, for me the plot of the movie doesn't contribute shiit to my liking the movie / not there are other more relevant things like how the movie was shot I.e camera angles, cinematography, texturing etc. What about the acting? That was out of this world, the action scenes? Is something you would watch over and over again its the perfect mix of thrill and fun skyfall remains a classic anyday anytime and non of your pointless and irrelevant ranting would change that.

bobo oti frustrate

yoji: Am wit u on that. No movie will survive the intense level of nit picking they subject skyfall to. It's just selective nitpicking to prove a poin that's all. Skyfall was classic with a refreshing retro feel. As good as gravity was, profs wanted to attack it on d grounds of scientific details nobody cared about but they were reminded it was a movie not a documentary. So no b today.

This one your own na just to dey yan enter bush what does gravity have to do with skyfall now?is gravity fake? Does gravity have plot holes the size of a house? Is gravity severely unrealistic and boring? Stop it skyfall sucks and you know it.

yoji: Actually i do. Just that when i watched them, the box office earnings weren't mentioned in the movie. And didn't see it after d end credits either.

I don't believe you cos if you were actually familiar with the franchise then you should have known that there billion dollar makers before skyfall wouldn't you agree?

Em, thunderball and goldfinger or don't you watch bond movies

mr.magoo:
You might have seen all that but this is what I saw
1. A bond with human feelings
2. A talented Q played by ben whishaw
3. A story that didn't just center on bond alone
4.A story that did a creative back story on every classic character from back in the day
5.A bond movie that was more than shoot outs and car chases
I bet this is what the critics saw and this is what the fans saw that made the movie the success it is today its really pathetic that you all are too shallow minded to look beyond the plot holes to appreciate this movie #choi

Quite the contrary my frnd you're the shallow minded one who can't look beyond the cheap gimmicks and cliched plot
To see that this movie is actually crap

skyfall is like mr. Magoo's screen name ridiculous

OMG! I just saw man of steele man that movie is so wack I swear to God skyfall is beginning to look appealing(pause) forget I said that man of steele is bad but skyfall is REEEEEEEALLY bad, I mean skyfall is so bad it makes prometheus look like goldfinger.

forreelinc: 4. The movie is deep and passes a deep message

There is a fat line between an incomprehensible movie and a deep movie skyfall is easy to understand afterall I think john logans five year old son was the one who helped with the storyline and screen writing but skyfall is very difficult to follow courtesy of lazy writing, I can bet that nobody not even the so called fans understand the message of the movie or the motive behind everyones action
1. M re-assigning an unfit bond for sentimental reasons was a way of telling us that M is bonds surrogate mom and hence believed in him
2. Silva wasn't gay. The reason why he was caressing bond was becos he wanted bond to feel threatened and taunted silva could have even proceeded to rappe bond just to make sure of this, it is a kind of psycho-torture used on POWs in the earlier years
3. Silva's mission in skyfall was to humiliate M it was even more important than killing her that's why he stole the drive to embarrass M and even worse he blew her office to send a message that under M things are falling apart when he was being interrogated he told that little sob story also to paint M black afterall there was a little gathering in that scene then he allowed bond capture him and put him in captivity so by the time he bursts out d headlines would read unarmed prisoner escapes MI6 fortress another slap on M's face that's why he walked into the courthouse to kill her in front of everyone, even in skyfall when he placed a gun in M's hand it was another way of humiliating her by proving that she can't sacrifice herself for the greater good but she cud do it to others,
-bond was reborn into a superspy when he passed thru that priest hole during the explosion as described by kincade. Earlier
I bet you didn't get any of these I didn't either the director. Had to explain it blame it on the bad writing of course it is still silly anyways cos non of makes any sense. The theme of the movie was espionage vs cyber terrorism hence grandpa bond and javier bardem then the "deep" message was that the old ways are the best
What? to even begin with, how did they prove that? Silva wiped the floor with james bond's face and the important things bond did like tracing silva and setting the trap for silva was made possible by computers so what old way did bond use to defeat silva please don't tell me it is becos he tossed a hunting knife into silva's back cos that will be REALLY stoopid then if we are to then surgically criticize this message(make I use yoji english ) the old ways are not the best
Ground soldiers are still relevant( why they foolishly brought that up during the hearing I really don't know) but the old bond is not relevant
-the witty one liners are no longer humorous instead they are just childish
- his mentality on women is sickening seriously field work isn't for women? At this modern age of female german chancellors and female jewish soldiers. Wen he said that to moneypenny I expected her to smack him upside the head or shoot him again and make sure he dies this time
-bond james bond , that is one of the most unrealistic things about james bond how can a man who has taken down the most menacing of villains and interrupted the biggest criminal schemes ever just stroll around the place giving everyone his real name at least in casino royale his cover name was mr. Beech(his disregard for his cover ended badly for him lesson learnt) QOS his cover name which he took seriously this time was R.sterling univex exporter so this bond james bond introduction he keeps flinging around has got to stop
-Q and his stoopid gadgets have got to go he was so irrelevant in skyfall and his gadgets were so forced, it is a new era we don't need him anymore
And this message even raises eyebrows at why you people even like this movie I understand the brits and americans liked it cos it was like the campy nonsense from pierce brosnan which ironically you people have criticized mercilessly on this thread. hmmmm I smell something fishy about these skyfall suck-ups

forreelinc: 9. Truly original story

yeah right! A really "original story" like the whole movie wasn't stolen from the world is not enuff so shameful its only been 14 years and you have started stealing from your own franchise
- both movies started with a dead MI6 operative, unrealistic chase and bond was injured in the shoulder ,he wasn't fit for duty altho unlike skyfall bond had to con his way back to the field
- they both had new Qs but unlike skyfall the new Q was much humorous and was wise enuff to have little screen time
-both villains happened to be former security operatives that have some form of deformity and wanted to be captured by bond for some reason, they were both active and were "scary" as their henchmen kept implying altho TWINE's villain was better than silva and oh their deaths were both anti-climatic
-M was a target in both movies and even had ridiculous hearings in both movies, MI6 came under attack in both movies too and MI6 was miraculously weak in both movies skyfall's weaker tho
They even did the stoopid chopper/zombie assault in both movies
And of course both movies had reference to bond's families
Background which no one gives two about shiits the movies are even named after something belonging to bond what a coincidence(sarcasm)
I think there is a difference between when a movie is a remake and when a movie is stolen
Skyfalls storyline was stolen from TWINE , batman and die hard 4.0 na e be original if I hear?

Una no go kill person with laff.