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Nice one yicob

You shoulda told me which one of the nl gold-diggers that one was na, abi u dey fear them?

_{Hopefully this will be a good omen and my office syndicate can win the euromillions in this week's rollover}

Well, u dont win the lottery if u dont buy a raffle - u need to take the plunge but prepare for all possible outcomes first

This person knows herself, too much bad make-up. Airbrush, eyelashes, lips, anti-wrinkles, concealers, hair dyes, coloured contact lens etc etc

And here's Tboy1 trying to hide the remainder of his brandy
Dont worry tboy, we already seen that

Look out for the gold medal and award winning safety pin on his custom built nappies

,amebo no1:
u make alot of sense luxoire, i know its a mans world, but why men, are they better than women? the last time i checked 90% of men r not problem solvers , critical thinkers or creative thinkers, why does the society call women 'weak' why must we be behind a man, even when some of us make good money than them men

Its not about the money, its about how God [in his infinite wisdom] created things, a woman is there as a helper and not a leader.
I really dont subscribe to all the talk of men being in front and women being behind. . .  I think equal rights has brought a lot of issues to the desk and minimized the discrimination that existed in various areas of human existence. So, while a man is the leader, he often has a strong woman for a backbone, he derives his strength, inspiration and ideas from his partner.

Men feel extremely threatened when a woman steps up the stakes because, let's face it, we are quite used to being in charge, but the resistance can only survive for as long as the woman loses interest in breaking through. . .  Last yr, i honestly thought Mrs Clinton would win that election but i secretly wished Obama did. . .  I tell u solemnly, it was a huge relief when Barrack won

She's Checho a combo of her 2 middlenames, and I'm Nnamdi my unfamous middlename - so far, she's the only one who chose to call me that - Even those who gave me that name dont call me that

And ikamefa is close to this

And this is Tope5000

Well, what can i say? This is how i see myself

I'm nominating Ikamefa. . .  Pretty pretty pretty girl with nice curves and an apple bottom something!

_{I aint being mean but u look mean in those jeans - Lil Wayne}

oyinda.:
c2 what is your obsession with whitelexi sef. he seems to be ur rolemodel or something
"wen i grow up i want to be just like jigglypuff"

C2 answer the question!

C2H5OH:
what in God's name are you talking about?  All I said was that I never banged anyone.
You people are the ones obsessed with whitelexi. Better leave the guy alone.
He's in uk enjoying his fried rice and chicken

Correct man

C2H5OH:
i never banged anyone

Thats a classic lie

I love her laughter, its infectious, and when i look at her face, i can see her sincerity. I've dated many, those far older than me and those younger and never before have i met someone so close to perfection!!! Her skin texture is smooth and there are no spots, she does not need make-up to look good and her skin doesn't look like it was immersed in oil. She is 5"10' tall, her waist is nicely curved, her legs are straight and her steps are sexy.
She's got dimples, very slightly gap-teeth, a spark in her eyes, thick stubborn but lovely ebony hair She's a size 10 - the African figure, my friends envy me. . . but hey, i cannot shout, I've just always had good luck all my life

And this is how i view some strong men and one strong woman on nl

For those already calling my number, pls wait until i close from work. . . I close at 5pm, and hey, i have listened to your voicemails - u all have lovely voices, i'd like to talk to u all but it'll have to be after work pls

Thank u

When she's not mad

This has gotto be LadyT and her guy

When i think of one male nlander who is skinny, ugly, and sad at the same time, i get this pic in my head

tiniyata:
Thanks alot lexiwhite,u've indeed proven yourself a man.U're a typical example of a barrel of beer.The fact that Jesus Christ himself turned water to wine does not mean u should consume about 200bottles of beer just to gain reputation.U might not be so lucky next time.Abeg easy o

In my entire life, i've never been drunk.
There is a point u get to and u just know that this is where u stop for now. The thing is, the more u drink, the less likely u r to getting drunk

Diva1:
I think it's possible in my opinion to love someone you can't trust but does not mean you would be or it's good to be in such relationship because it would be difficult to scale through and may not work out.

There's a difference with saying u love someone the way u say to mummy or daddy - i love u. . .  when u talk of the kind of love that turns u into a fool, then u must trust the person involved - or at least think u trust them

I clocked nearly 200bottles in 12 days during my nysc, and i was handed a brand new 21" color tv by Star for coming out tops. . .  The popularity helped when i became the CLO of my area, and adding that to my cv helped me get a wonderful job in abuja before travelling out to do an Msc of which i have a distinction [so the drinking didnt affect my brain then]. . .  It still appears on my CV and I still get employments with top top companies here - i even got one without applying!


Summary:

There is nothing wrong with drinking, if your brain and body can handle it - then have yourself some fun! Gosh, even Christ converted water to wine and didnt stop people from drinking it in his presence!

You can shag someone u dont love or shag someone u dont trust, but u cannot love someone u dont trust, trust and love go hand in hand

I think i remember her name, cant remember what she looked like though. . . I know she was pretty. Anyways, she is past tense now.

So u see, its actually the other way round, the sad truth about it is that there are many pretty naija chics who have the boldness and composure to identify what the need and actually go for it. . . The other few, who are very vocal on the forum, know they want it but are just so lame ass to do anything about it. . . They then resort to dissing those who do what they cannot

ElRazur:
Going by what the ladies are saying in here about Whitelexi. I can't help but think he looks like this.

[img]http://2.bp..com/_X_d6JjJ00I4/SKrX0e-wLSI/AAAAAAAAPGg/Axs35Tx--2o/s400/sexy+black+man.jpg[/img]

PS: I am not asking anyone to confirm please. It is merely a light-hearted thread.

Judging from how busy my yim has been lately, i think you're right

It seems, the more these people talk thrash about me online, the more people wanna chat with me. . .  Most of them are registered but very silent, and some are pretty good looking too. You lot should keep it up, cos i'm gonna enjoy every bit of the attention

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_{I understand it was offensive to a minority of people}

Well, judging from the polls, Spikey is obviously the hottest thing on nl so far

Dude, if she's as ugly as u make her look, then u're better off moving on. The ugly girls usually make-up with being nice or churcheous If u find her unattractive in that area, get someone else - that cant be too hard!

Think of your kids, think of your class, u need a girl you'd be proud to have beside u or your guys go secretly laugh u tire. The wahala is not necessary, she wouldn't think about u twice if the tables were turned around and u were the ugly one - no matter how nice u r she will have better looking guys.

Make hay while the sun shines, dont get too deeply involved to dig yourself out!

girl u look fine. . .  like a white-faced rolex - u just shine
i like that waist line, lemme hit that from behind - which way u wanna climb, my style's genuine

_{The lyrical king - Notorious BIG}

Nag and nag while in a relationship, then bitch about and back-stab when they get dumped.

Gabry:
U got banned abi?

Yeah, i got banned - for retarliation

Renz:
Whats up with u and d brotha~??

She's indirectly asking for it, u know how it all starts?

LadyT:
You again Sweetheart ?

I see you're fond of me now, i'm becoming your household name
Just dont let me invent one for u too, popeye