Pataki:

You are an utter idiot. Look at this fat stinking pig ejaculating on my name here and there. What a swine. I have warned you, you seem to think, associating my person with your malodorous identity, gives you props right? What a retard.

Loneliness on the forum must really be frustrating for you. High time you get a life outside of nairaland. What a goon.

All this grammar for only me?

@Poster:

The deed has been done, your true wife has been revealed to u. . .  Afterall she also knew u were her sister's man and yet she opened her legs up for u to hammer! She went around seducing u by wearing those skimpy clothes and using bedroom voice. . .  She is to blame as much as u are so enjoy your unity.

Inform madam before she returns from the UK - hopefully she is around surrey and will also catch a guy over there I'm sure Pataki wont mind

I once dated a rivers state girl last yr, my life changed positively and very quickly too. She accused me of taking her goodluck away as her own luck went really bad for a while.
After everything, i now agree that her bad luck may've affected us all cos her family only want a rivers state guy for her. . .  Fortunately, i'm not from rivers, though, i've been managing the remaining good luck she left me with

She always said she was enjoying her freedom, it killed me inside but i held my peace. . .  I knew the opportunity would show itself soon, all i needed was some diplomacy. . .  Then one day, it happened - just as i had hoped for.

She enjoyed her freedom until we got invited to this gig and i decided to enjoy my own freedom too, that was when i entered an erotic dance with a total stranger and there was all sorts of body touching, cupping and scooping. . .  After that day, she totally forbade me dancing with any other woman in that manner, and i asked her to refrain from her carefree ways with guys.

There has been peace and harmony ever since.

steve49ja:

The way you hug her matters. . . she once told me if it took you to peck her to like you do it

Mehnn bone that thing oh, she is an ex girlfriend not a stranger abeg. She should deal with it.

@Topic:

Throwing a tantrum cos of a mere hug, are u married to her yet?

Nothing. . .  u can even ask your current girl to learn some new tricks from her predecessor abi

argent:

When a woman is independent, she's proud.
When she's dependent, she's to clingy and needy.
Just admit that most men are not comfortable with a woman that caters for her needs.

Most men are not comfortable with a stupid and insensitive woman who feels she can be that way because she's independent enough to fund her mobile phone.

@busy_body: No worry, i'm lining up my own bid. . .  Just finishing the paperwork with my lawyers, when we're done i will visit u

@Topic: Beyonce syndrome don dey affect una for head abi? Imagine a woman who preaches one thing but later my boy J-zee go dey command am for bedroom

_{Independent ko, interdependent nii}

Wonderful

That one na from frying pan to fire

the gods are wise, and the ground is very sandy.

ElRazur:

Only on the condition that you tell me more about all these forum ladies that wants to Bleep you. lol.

I can tell u, but then i'll have to kill u too
Is it worth your while?

IFELEKE:

@Poster,
I seriously hope you are ready for reprisal attacks

Looks like all those foul-mouthed girls are mostly in the USA/Canada and other regions whose night time is our morning time, cos they always come around as from mid-day to cause mayhem and never sleep when we sleep!
No wonder their men dey run from dem, no wonder e dey hard dem to marry

when they start opening their teeth and moping at u all the time - start running

Naaaa, take her back but dont spend a penny on her, instead, take as much as u can from her - inside and outside the bed. . . If she truly wants to be with u - u will discover in just a few weeks, if not days.

The balls and the brains are 2 sovereign states - their armies only obey instructions from them individually.

I am identifying with your write-up, as the truth that many lack the balls to write about!

She has committed an offence by marrying 2 men. From the story line, the 2 men did not even know she was married to someone else, so it is clearly not the same as polygamy - where the current wives at least know about an incoming wife. She has deliberately turned 2 men at each other, she has cheated in her marriages by commiting a federal offence and deserves maximum punishment for her crime.

I bear no sympathy for this woman because she is greedy and self-delusional, wanting to have it all to herself by having 2 men cater for her needs, if she was the one taking care of 2 homes and everyone was aware of this, it would be different and i would feel differently. I hope she gets an adequate sentencing because this is exactly the type of behaviour we do not want from our children.

I am half caste - half human and half something else. . . Can i come in as well?

whobemumu:

hi am nigerian , all the lovely things girls need in a guy , tall 6ft plus , educated professional , handsome , smart ,caring and everything else
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut for some reason i cant seem to get a good naija girl in the uk to hangaround with so am throwing this open .any qualified naija girl with all the attributes that i have pls send me a message i. i mean no disrespect.i am and will be ready to hook up . looking forward to hearing from u

ps must be resident in london , i no de house for long distance matter!

Dem don worwor finish, and their brain scatter as dem comot plane for heathrow see oyinbo .

I just spread my shit around

Everyone poops, nothing to hide

I am almost always in love!

luxoire:

what i find is a lot of men mistake curtesy for respect!

it is only naturally that when you meet someone you are overly cuterous and polite etc, however as you become fond of each other and more relaxed you settle into a routine and some of those initial efforts are done away with.

doesn't mean she doesnt respect you any more it just means she is fond of you like that and feels you can both share a joke in certain tones etc, without feeling the need to constantly impress or walking on egg shells

it only becomes a problem when this exceeds a limit and ppl start feeling taken for granted - familiarity can breed contempt

Wise words.


@Topic: Respect comes in a number of ways, but respect, as we used to know it in the days of old, is dead! It died with the introduction of equal rights

Dude, she's as good as gone - if she comes back then u should really be afraid
You did not mention what u did to make her leave in the first place. . . ?

patwhizkid:

I don't blame him. I blame my self for logging in to nl dis morning.

u got that one right - now logoff!

izeek:


thats a hit below the belt.
u sure dont want them coming at u. xpecially from the evil forest.

_{goes for cover in the holies of holies}.

ever seen that 118118 commercial? I aint afraid of no goats too

@Topic:

Hello my friend. . .  Do not mind all these yeye girls forming to be something they're not. If they insult u cos u said hi, take it on the chin - that is how their mentality functions


_{welcome to nl}

oyinda.:

perv. we all know you're expert at recording unclothedness

Ashawo, thats how u display your unclothedness in public

oyinda.:

install a camera

There are some nice bluetooth ones with infra-red vision which is pretty good for the night's darkness. . .  And if u feel it might be jazz, there are some equipped with motion sensors and can record directly to your hard drive via bluetooth if u have a PC thats bluetooth enabled, or if u get a dongle

@poster:

Your name has a massive meaning when translated in ibo

Hehehe, bus 25 - thats the one they call the free bus abi

Busy_body:

Do this with me and you will get a combination of Iwe oku and Ajo iwe for just desserts

All i ask is: while u're at it just remember it is i - your husband, u want to kill

oyb:

check the link of the whip or just right click on it - its named 'sexy whip'

1st thing that comes to my mind is sexy pain
what an irony

luxoire:

thats cruel!!! - i wouldnt like that - the first and last time my bf left home when angry, and ate outside - after i had come back from work and made dinner - i called him and cried and begged that he came home, when he did after he finished being angry - boy there was hell to pay and he was still apologising for it after 2months -

now he knos no matter how angry he gets, you do not eat outside when i have laboured for love and cooked your dinner after working a long day myself - you dont disrespect / mistreat me like that - whats with the going out? - stay home face your demons and work through it - after if you wanna go out - that's fine - he will not be doing that again! sets the tone - same way i know there are things i wouldnt and shouldnt do when he is angry!!

The ibos have a word for it: Iwe oku, that means Hot Anger, or Ajo Iwe which means Bad anger. . . In both cases, it is an extreme form of anger and in most cases only women u love can cause such.
Do u stay at home and mend her? do u send her off to her folks for training? or do u go and cool off?
Most men were doing ok b4 a woman came into the picture, so when they are pissed they remember the good ol'days