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Laveda:
with the way you fought yourselves.....i'm really surprised....wont believe if anyone told me you'll smile at each other......its cool....end time

Epic romance often begin with feud, but if you observed it was all smoke and mirrors towards the end.

firstEVA:
U once said your phallus was 9 inches, were u for real or you just wanted to steal the moment? I ask so that once we meet we know why we're meeting, no long story, no beating around the bush.

You'll get your chance to gauge my claims, dear.

There are not many assertions I've made here that I can't defend.

I can fill you up readily, watch your breath patterns to appraise how you're coping and adjust my pace and depth accordingly.

You're a natural inspiration.

Laveda:
Firsteva and lezz??

I thought nothing still comes as surprise after Buhari won the presidential elections

[quote author=firstEVA post=40776405][/quote]Alright, sweetheart, you didn't do badly with the Michael Jackson lines, that's the kindest words you've said to me in our entire virtual existence. It now carries a new meaning to me.

We are heading to the place where we'll go offline , away from nairaland and away from fiction.

[quote author=firstEVA post=40775660][/quote]Only thunder? On your account I don't mind, I could take a bullet, anything for you.

firstEVA:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaAhahahahah u know I have a man, the guy with the greatest swag in the whole world, captainswag225 has stolen my heart away

Stale news!!! Any time you mention him there's the big toothed emoji( ) I think I see beyond the shadows. This is a man's talk.

If i could love you the way i hated you,
If i could _fuck you like I e-duelled with you, and if you would fight back like you did- all red passion- you'll be experiencing the most heart stopping fairytale ever told.

Only difference is that a pinch of reassurance will make you realize you're the heroine in your own live-movie.

[quote author=firstEVA post=40770177][/quote]"Smart" isn't what i want to be considered by you.


Move me up the ladder.


You're physically anticipable and I am emotionally smitten, intellectually intrigued by you .
Let my eyes behold that which promised the 2nd coming of Romeo and Juliet, and my lips shall loosen in psalmic hymns of worship.

Do not be troubled, if you look as chubby as the lass in your DP or as straight as a model gracing the covers of Vogue Paris, i am a man of adjustable tastes, you have got enough sparks in your person to light the fireworks in the bed and off it.

firstEVA:
when I do, what happens?

Dear, We'll never really know until you do.

firstEVA:
nothing lucky about lasgidi

It is with you in it.
Outside the crowd and traffic and noise, it is a nice place. The gateway to Nigeria.
I have been there a couple times, none this year.


Help me put a face to your personality. You have sat so long in the shadows. I'm a couple of hours away from you either in the South or East.

Yes we can replicate what the Chinese has done economically. It took China all of 35 years of slogging to get where they are today.

In Nigeria,I say solve the power grid problems, embark on infrastructural development, especially durable roads and most of our economic problems will disappear.

If we could grow the economy with generators at the rate of 7% since 1999, what will be the rate of development if power supply is available? I predict double digit growth.

If we could come up with Nollywood and the entertainment industry (the largest in Africa) with generators on set and horrible roads, Nigeria can do much more with better infrastructure on ground.


Solve the power issue and cost of production, services and retail goods will reduced drastically. Foreign companies which go to Ghana for manufacturing purpose whilst targeting the Nigerian market will remain in Nigeria.

Think about this, millions of SME's can be set up by ordinary Nigerians without extra budgeting for alternative power.

Banks, firms and large companies will save billions of funds that go to the purchase of power plants, gas and maintenance.

All the GSM network in Nigeria have generators in all their base stations across the country. That's hundreds of thousands of generators that cost billions anually to maintain and run. We can have call/data cost reduced by 50% if GSM companies don't have to rely on diesel generators.

If we solve the power problem half of our economic and social mess will be obliterated.

shizzy7:
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Hmm, that's saying alot.

shizzy7:
Nice Signature.

You guys have a mutual relationship in connection to that thread. I used to avoid the sectionalism but I just developed certain interest in it so I now engage in those arguments. Though I have never clicked on the sectionalism section because the one in politics is more than enough.

I'd be shocked if you filled the slum book because this is the first time I'm seeing you in the romance section, I guess you just got a new babe.

Thank you. But nothing puts me off than bigotry based on sheer ignorance. That's the dominant theme on nairaland national politics.

I come to romance section sparingly, especially by "mentions" and "following"... I won't fill the slum book: I'm not qualified to.But I love the idea and laughed my ribs sore going through some of them.

Your friend has got my curiosity aroused, and I am seeing the shadows behind her facade.

raayah:
Thanks for your input. You are what I call a BETA Male.

Let me give you an example - Take a look at Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. She is the richest African woman in the world. She is happily married to Modupe Alakija for 37 years.
Mrs Alakija is a business woman, she goes to work, meets important and successful men everyday. Most of these men are handsome,intelligent and even richer than her husband. Yet she comes home to her husband every night.

Do you know who an ALPHA MALE is? Mr. Modupe Alakija is. He has a wife that is at the very top of her game in the world, yet he is strong enough to lock that pussyy down for 37 years. He is not bothered that his wife meets with men who are better than him. He knows that he is worth more than that to Mrs. Alakija.

A BETA Male like you would prefer his wife to be locked up in the kitchen because you know that are not worth It. You are scared that if she goes out there, she will meet men that are better than you. Which is correct, you are not worth shiit and you know that.

Mr Alakija ain't no Alfa male. For Mrs Alakija to have the wealth she does, it means she ain't _fucking coming home every night, or cooking his meals. It takes time, discipline and effort to grow wealth.

An Alfa male does not have divided loyalty, he is controlling and demands the full attention of his wife.

Mr. Alakija puts up with Mrs Alakija , end of story.

shizzy7:
lezz Baba, I dey oooo.
I've been on NL but more into our internal politics, you know a lot has been happening in this country and it matters to me.

How are you coping with your international e-friends?

Been kicking their asses and having mine kicked as well.

I kind of stayed far off from national politics; too much sectionalism there. I'm pro Nigeria.

But the economy seems to be on autopilot, I must confess.

Dafe20:
Lezz, TrapLORD, Qatarplayboy and co, you guys just turned the later part of my thread to something else!


This is not fair!

I repeat this is not fair!


This is Commander James Chandler of USS Nathan James of the United States Navy!

"Over n Out".


You are advised to apply caution!

Sorry, bro. No harm intended. But every great thread on NL always have a heated, controversial terminus. It is NL's tradition.

TrapLORD:
James 4:7 "Resist the devil and he will flee from you"

eternally true. We out of nkwerre and heading for another joint at abatete. It's a long , long night. SHE'S ON THE TRAIN!!! IT'S GON' BE A WICKED NIGHT.

QatarPlayboy:
Nice to knw u hv a thick skin. i am willing to be nt just ur temptation number 2, bt up to temptation number 10, if u so which. u re a lover nd nt a fighter, so i felt i shud allow u sing ur love songs. bt it seems u are nt really d lover u claimed to be bt a fighter. and u knw wat? i am also a fearless fighter. so can we set the fighting ring ourselves and lets see who is gonna end up as the undertaker? I'M WILLING SIR, IF U ALSO ARE!

Lolz, prettythicksme came forth and a Tarzan is suddenly unleashed to impress. Oya, give us that bestial growl and hop from tree to tree with the dexterity of a Kruger park primate to show her what a man you really are

prettythicksme:
lol but u guys have been exchanging words since morning naw dont u get tired?

It is one of the expediencies of mobile phone; the immediacy with which it can engage virtually. Also It's weekend. There are no other distractions.

TrapLORD:
every damn thing bro. Just enjoy your convo and ignore unnecessary distraction.

Lolz!!! I'm not about to be distracted twice. Although, I usually can't resist the lure of e-fights.

[quote author=QatarPlayboy post=40723394][/quote]I'm pachydermatous; I am not fizzled

TrapLORD:
lezz edit this post

All of it or some part?

QatarPlayboy:
I quoted u bcus u made a comment dt was directed at me. Its the other way round. You made whats nt ur business ur cross without thinking if d cross wud be too heavy for u to carry.

temptation number 2.

Are the spirits of the outer world out to spoil my preordained part ? Last night same distraction occurred. Tonight, I'm a lover not a fighter.

I'm here to woo firsteva.
Tomorrow might bring its fever
Let me see where I'll journey forever

firstEVA:
not his posts persay but his attitude. He attacks everyone and anyone for no reason, it actually amuses me. Then the fact that he boldly uses other people's lines without flinching is even more amusing. I was laughing at you because he really got under your skin.

Which lucky state in all of Africa's most populous nation is hidding you?

firstEVA:
not his posts persay but his attitude. He attacks everyone and anyone for no reason, it actually amuses me. Then the fact that he boldly uses other people's lines without flinching is even more amusing. I was laughing at you because he really got under your skin.

Which lucky state in all of Africa's most populous nation is hidding you?

QatarPlayboy:
SHUT ur mouth up nd mind ur business. i gat no prob wit u,..SIR!

you quoted me, not the other way round .You made it my business.

TrapLORD:
Anambra chics are the sharpest. They find it very easy to distinguish boys from men. Just be careful bro that's all. Una go lodge? Or there's already some accommodation planned.?

Heard about their tales, bro.

We no lodge o. We came from my boss' estate at Ideani. About 30mins drive.

prettythicksme:
U no dey rest? haba!!u love e-fight pass anything!!

Social media is kept alive by the oils of e-wars.

Doubt it? The romance section shouldn't be this heated if it weren't true.

QatarPlayboy:
i wud appreciate if u pls help him bruise my core. advicing him to do what 10 of you cant do.

Men do not quote an indirect reference. It looks needy.

TrapLORD:
Take it easy man, those chics are out to get your money!! Nor go dey think say you too fine oo

Wetin dey inside that nylon? Nursh??

Gizzards for mitigating the effects of hangover.

She's home-bound,bro. She's sipping Smirnoff already. She might get a little quid in the morning its all.

TrapLORD:
This is exactly what's going on here

TrapLORD:
Enjoying the vibes aren't you? Anambra people are very hospitable, especially when you've got nuff cash to throw around

Man, the local delicacy here is something else. Roasted chicken never tastes so good. Nkwerre along bypass road close to the town hall is where I am.

And there's a well-shaped, local chick who is already taken by my accent here.

It's going to be a long night.
And I won't be going to church tomorrow.
I can't promise not to do the things my pastor said I should do this night.

TrapLORD:
I'm just gonna sit here nd booze while my fans have a filled day hating


Lezz, make I bring anoda cup??

I'm hitting up some bottles at the local bar here in Anambra. Came with my boss from Delta for a burial.