₦airaland Forum

firstEVA:
what do you want me to say? I don't fight for nothing, i'm not crazy.


U are doing great defending Nigeria, those south Africans are having it hot

I don't know , but let the Southies burn. But you..... you've been a mystery unearthing would be an ecstatic experience.


Come on out of the shadows, Eva. There's more to you than e-wars.

I want to hear the roar on the other side of your silence

firstEVA:

This is so atypical of the Eva I know; what's happening, is the harmattan affecting your red charms?


I was expecting you to blow me away

firstEVA:
I could even be a programmed robot.

No you're not. You're flesh and blood of varying temperature.

DieVluit:
Until you've posted the original IMF link, you've posted nothing. Meanwhile, your gross (blue) and oil (red) revenues are diminishing. The meaning of that is simple: You have no and cannot raise money.

1. You are losing investors.

2. You are unable to defend the Naira.

3. You are unable to spend on infrastructure and basics.

4. You are desperate and are attacking investors.

You are stuffed. What matters is that you cannot feed yourselves today.

NIGERIA becoming the 22nd biggest economy in the world is a headliner. Google it away and stop being a grumbling kid.

You didn't answer the question pertaining why south African firms are still struggling to remain in Nigeria .

If the economic climate is thus bad I want to see your firms heading home. But they are willing to pay 3.6 billion dollars as fine to remain in Africa's largest market and biggest economy.

This makes rubbish of your claims.


The Nigerian Naira has never been a strong currency for decades. And I wonder why Japan still has a not so good currency too. But they are the 4th largest economy on earth.It helps their export, as it does Chinese goods. We don't need stronger Naira to render you redundant economically.

South Africa is a wrong investment for Africa. After dozens of African countries rallied to deliver you from the clutches of apartheid, all there is to show for it is a failed economy, decaying of public infrastructure, vain competition and Xenophobia.



South Africa is an investment of no returns

DieVluit:
Bwahaha, Nigeria nominal GDP remains at USD 500 odd. Stop dreaming. You keep talking about "WILL" "In future" "one day". Dreams. Meanwhile, your ability to source forex is diminishing each month. You are effectively stuffed. Investors, who have pulled money out of Nigeria clearly disagree with you. They have spoken with their feet and that's all that matters.

I have you are source from IMF and you're reacting with one from Blomberg?

This man is desperate.

All that matters is we are above you. Period. I see Nigeria asking south Africans to leave (shoprite, mtn and stanbic bank) and yet they are pleading to remain.

Let's see your firms leave Nigeria then I will believe foreign firms are really leaving.

In the meantime, mtn should pay up asap. It's going to be a nice way to close the year, 2015.

DieVluit:
Picture 1 - Nigerian reserves.

Picture 2. Nigerian stocks vs South African stocks vs Kenyan stocks.

End of story.

Stock exchange? You must be nuts. If countries are measured economically by stockexchange , South Africa will be in the top 5 economies of the world not languishing in the 30-ish region.

The PIC below is the true reflection of our economic powers. Can you tell me what position, old lady south Africa occupies?

Nigeria is standing neck and shoulder above South Africa.

DieVluit:
1. Your economy is shrinking.

2. You need 3 times your current levels of growth to reach South Africa's level.

3. Growth =/= development.

4. Investors are leaving Nigeria in droves.

End of story.

1, No it is not. It only slows like every other economy including India, China and Indonesia.

2, we have already surpassed you and left you behind in the dust. We are Africa's biggest economy and Pretoria recognises that. Do you want me to show you the angry reaction from Pretoria, Durban and jobourg the moment Nigeria was announced as your economic superiors?

3, no problem with that, since you're not growing.

4, really, mtn and shoprite are fighting with their lives to remain in Nigeria.


South Africa belongs to the past.

mzilakazi:
You are truly a waste of your father's seed.

lolz, so you have the emotions to feel a sense of rage and shame. Welcome to humankind.

Unfortunately, you're still a failure just like the cheap prophylactic that failed your father during his drunken nailing of your mother.

You're a product of drunken rape and sour thighs mixed with bitter sobbing and self-debasement.


Over to you.

DieVluit:
Growing =/= developed. A 4 year old kid outgrows a 30 year old man, but the 30 year old is more developed.

You need 3 times your current growth levels before you have a chance at reaching South Africa's levels. Nigeria outgrew the US for sometime, but that meant nothing. Your economy is definitely shrinking as we speak.

South Africa isn't the US and not even nearly there.

Our economy is slowing not SHRINKING like yours. We grew 7percent from 2009 to 2014 then growth slowed to 5 percent in 1st quarter 2015 to 2/3 percent 3rd quater this year.

South Africa is not slowing ,and isn't stagnant either, it has slowed to 0 percent and started SHRINKING by 1.3 percent.

Your economy is no where matured too, your people are as as poor as poor itself, unemployment is very high and inequality is a byword for South Africa.

With a $300 billion GDP, you need to grow your ass out of the dirt.
China is over 14 trillion dollars and its still growing more than 5%. India is a trillion dollar economy and she still grows by 8%.

South Africa is 300 laughable billion and she's telling us about matured economy.

You're content and satisfied with mediocrity.
Nigeria isn't and we won't stop reaching for the stars.

mzilakazi:
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True shareholding dividends and not some doctored list you saw above. From MTN

https://www.mtn.com/Investors/shareholders/Pages/Shareholding.aspx

[/s] You're not even sane enough to tell what time it is.

TrapLORD:
LOL.. Yea, she's just forming "thick madam", I'm sure once you get to know her, u'll find she's interesting... + she's naughty too



I'll pass on the lawyer thingy, never did like the profession, its boring.

True, lawyering is as boring as banking to me, bro.

It is common for intelligent girls to have that dismissive and utra-bold demeanour.

Hope she backs it up with an, at least average facial or body configuration.

Her social know-how can keep anyman hooked for eternity but then she still has to be soft physically.

I'll be finding out for myself soon enough.

TrapLORD:
LOL. If you're talking about seeing firsteva's pic, then you're on a long thing. She might show you privately if you ask nicely tho.. I think she's cool and you both started off on the wrong foot. I can see through her "Boss lady" facade, she's actually nice n soft. Wouldn't be a bad idea to be offline friends ya know? .

@bolded is what I made of her too. But damn, you could make a good lawyer and advocate .

TrapLORD:
I think ya'll make a good match. She's as much an intellect as you are.


Bf? Capt swag?? The ghanaian Spare me plz

intellect? Like me? If that were true, I remember they say opposites attract more.

She's amongst the few on NL that have given me a worthy e-duel worthy of my data costs.

And if we can _fuck as good as we could fight, who's to say I won't shed my enduring garb of doubts about the romance section.

A physical profile of her would help, even if it were the faintest semblance on her DP.

DieVluit:
Not according to the picture below, they aren't. All nations need FDI to survive. Only an id1ot believes otherwise. I have no doubt that in SA as we speak, Buhari is pleading to be allowed to borrow from the BRICS bank and is pleading for forgiveness. You can't chase away a single investor with irrational behavior and hope to retain FDI. It's impossible.

Investors are now leaving Nigeria in droves ---->https://afkinsider.com/107778/foreign-investors-exit-leaves-nigerian-stocks-at-three-year-low/

What did you expect was gonna happen? That you were gonna feel the love?


"Index fell to a three-year low dragged down by foreign investors exiting the Africa’s largest economy on what analysts said were slow and unclear policies by the new government.".

https://afkinsider.com/107778/foreign-investors-exit-leaves-nigerian-stocks-at-three-year-low/

Experts have blamed the plunging stocks on the exit of investors from the Nigerian market, following what they referred to as the “lack of economic direction” by the government.

Read more at: https://www.thecable.ng/nigerian-stocks-plunge-to-3-year-as-investors-leave

You're quoting an economy that still outgrows yours?

For heaven's sake your economy is SHRINKING!!!

TrapLORD:
Morning boss..


Don't know about that, I was hoping you must have done that by now

she's been out of my radar with no hint as to her physical make-up. But sensationally, she had me hooked.

Her BF isn't seeing anything funny about it though.

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Hmn, this is revealing oh. Things are deeper than they really seem.

iblawi:
The worst part is that they didn't even know that Abdulsalam Abubakar who took over from Abacha was also a military man.

Mzilakazi isn't worth the effort of a logical response. Why waste time on a numb tissue?

The only thing human about that being is the breath that goes through his purposeless nostrils.

Abacha was one of the worst things to happen to Mandela, nay South Africa, after apartheid.
It is all written in bold in history.

And that excuse of man knows it.

Gosh!!!

dapipson:
Water scarcity in Nigerian institutions is never a new thing. I could still remember when all of us in the boys hostels had to pay homage to a single borehole which served as the only hope at that moment.

I know many guys here had similar experience.

looks like Uniben hall 3. But seems to have changed.

enstack:
I had to create a new account just to post this as it's quite sensitive. It's quite lengthy too but I'll be brief. I need mature and friendly advice from people here.

When I first met my husband, it was in a library. We talked briefly and we became close. I have had past relationships in my life so I was careful as possible. I realised that he had no past relationship. He was a typical virgin and was new and I was his first girlfriend. So I felt comfortable with him. He was so kind and loving so I agreed to marry him.

Now it has gotten worse. Everytime he does anything I want without asking questions. At first I enjoyed it but now I'm starting to worry about him as it's getting out of hand. He does not display any act of manliness in the house. He behaves like my puppet or my foot stool. The other day he was watching the soccer game and I just jokingly mentioned how boring it was and I would prefer the faith channel. He changed the channel to the faith channel just like that. Even at work he would be calling me and texting me I am even scared he would loose his job if his employer finds out.

I have no time for myself.. he is always around. Sometimes if I say no to his advances for sex he would act like I am a wicked woman who has cheated him or rubbed him of his right. He would give me the silent treatment for weeks until I give in. On Sunday he insisted on going with me to the salon and it's now embarrassing as every Sunday my mates in the salon would gossip about how my husband is the only man amongst women making their hairs because his wife is there. I try to talk to him but he would feel so sad like I have taken smething away. I don't understand.

If I'm studying at night, he would suddenly begin to romance me and strip me of my clothing without saying anything first when he can see I'm studying. If I rebuke him, he would be very sad. Every time he must have one intimate relation with me everyday and life does not work that way. I don't know if it's immaturity or he is sick mentally. The day I returned home 11pm due to huge traffic jam, I was expecting him to be furious like any other man.. he was with all smiles even offered me water and collected my bag and books. Christ.

I need sincere help. I told his family that I'll file a divorce if this continues as I cannot live like this. It's no longer love but idolatry. I thought it's wives that are submissive.. he is the one submissive. Anything I ask... he grants even silly things. Things that a real man would query before granting.

I am sure that if I ask him to bathe in acid he would do it. I'm sick and tired of this marriage. Just a year. The last quater he gave me his ATM to spend when I went for training in Abuja. When I was spending excessively he was quiet about it until I returned and found it he was broke that i wrecked him. I was wondering what happened to him. Why didn't he talk?

Please Nairalanders what is happening? I love him still and divorce would be my last resort. I need your advice and help on how to fix this because I don't know what to do anymore.

Thank you all.

Funny how you didn't notice this during courtship.

But are you the domineering type? Yeah, some women have the domineering streak that could enfeeble a man who has had a domineering mother ,especially in a fatherless home.

Sadly, the world today has turned a good percentage of men into effeminate beings who actually believe that being a "yes" man to a woman is now the hallmark for feminine endorsement (Hello feminism).

You said you love him, so good. So work it out. It's marriage now and not just any relationship.

But one thing's for sure, if his wuzzy behaviour isn't a childhood maladjustment from his upbringing, it could be you .

Pucaxo:
That iidiot will still not understand. Don't stress ya self bros.

He is never worth the effort of my keystrokes.

Pucaxo:
Naxo we see the country o bros. I still believe things will unfold with time, I'm not just comfy with BuBu's silence..

Howz ya bae firsteva? U later knack that cunja??

lolz, who's my bae? I didn't o. Can't remember the last time I bumped into her sef. Anyone met her in reallife?

ssweetorgasm:
SEE THIS INTERNATIONAL AND CONSTITUTIONAL MUGU TYPING POO, U SAID URE D FUTURE OF AFRICA IN UR SIGGI, HOW CAN A 48YEARS OLD WORTHLESS TRAMP WITH ONLY A BICYCLE AND A PAIR OF SLIPPERS AS AN ASSET BE A LEADER?

Son, the script on my signature isn't about me: it's about Nigeria, all she has endured since her independence and what her calling is.

What I did was to personalise Nigeria and put her in the first person narrative for effect.

I always educate you free of charge. It is no surprise seeing that you quickly opted to be a footballer because your mental elasticity can't stretch beyond the dregs of romance section in NL.

You need to increase your intellectual base before I can troll with you. You're such a base level daft with an IQ the size of your girlfriend's clitórìs.

Go away, please. You're romance section perennial nuisance.

Jolllyjoy:
let me quick ask this question.



What have the everyday banter in the politics section changed?


The country is still a step forward and two step backward,Funny.

Hasn't changed a bit. But the trolling there is constructively factual with real life situations.

Only the resilience of the Nigerian people is moving the country. The government remains indecisive at best and incompetent at worse.

ssweetorgasm:
MUMU

I know you're suffering from attention deficit syndrome and lack of parental validation.

Your borderline demency is genealogically acquired.

You're a cheap jack whose mental balance is tilting to the dusty roots of your decrepit heritage.


Run away, boy, you hold not my interest.

Pucaxo:
Lezz what's gud? Where you been??

Been hiding in the political section lately. The Nigerian economy seems to be on autopilot with the new political hierarchy thinking that fighting corruption automatically grows the economy.


What's happening at your end?

[quote author=FTBOY post=40651002][/quote]Lolz, thanks brother. Laugh wan' kill me. The way you weaved this "interview" into a sword and a balm at the same time. But I'm flattered o, make I no lie.

Thanks, bro.

mzilakazi:
Tell me why does SA worry you that much? It looks like it gives you too much problems. Quite certainly you frighten when you hear the word SOUTH AFRICA.

50 million people with a history of carnage, violence, incompetence, overriden with AIDS, rape, murder, savagery, and stagnant growth lower than all of Africa poses no threat.

South Africa is a candle light put off, only the warmth from the wax remains.

What scares me is your future, you're almost in a place that's irredeemably lost to oblivion.

Patchesagain:
So according to the argument you are making.

You agree then that Nigeria is a parasite?

Augubug himself confirms - his nation is one gian 419 scam

south Africa is a giant cooking pot of corruption, incompetence, confusion and aids.

mzilakazi:
I still stand by my words that sanctions called by SA helped free Nigeria from military bondage. The UN also knows it better.

your illiteracy is genealogically acquired. How many times have I disgraced you with the facts.

Mandela called for oil sanctions and was ignored by African nations,including southern. African nations, America and Europe.

You're a hollow baboon.

Patchesagain:
1. Africas most important country is not a member of the G20 or BRICS and have never hosted an AU summit?

2. You liberated us how? By writing a song and issuing some passports?

South Africa showed you all the respect you desrve - by snubbing you at Mandelas Funeral for all the world to see.

1. South africa's bric membership is of no significance to Africa or itself. Stop Over flogging a dead horse. Ethiopia has the AU permanent secreteriate, does that make Ethiopia the most politically influential nation in africa?

2. Nigeria hosted the united nation's committee on apartheid to liberate south Africa. Nigeria had to nationalised the british barcley bank and several other firms to force the british to suspend apartheid south Africa.

Nigeria trained your troops during the apartheid struggle, gave scholarships to anc zulus to acquaint them with modern codes of civility. Ordinary Nigerians contributed to fund the anc. Nigeria was a front-line state in the fight for southafrica as acknowledged by your defence public relations officer, major general muta...(zulu names are too ugly to remember). The federal government spent billions on funding the anc. We freed you in the truest definition of that word. Southafroica is feeling insecure by Nigeria's history.


After Nigeria humiliated Mandela by getting your own SADC to isolate you, I can understand south Africa's pain.

mzilakazi:
MTN fine reduced to $3.4 billion.

http://m.ewn.co.za/2015/12/03/MTN-confirms-NCC-fine-reduction

we could be lenient when zulus own up they've been misbehaving.

That's the big brother for yOu.

mzilakazi:
I still fail to understand how does crime and rhino poaching become the responsibility of SANDF? Agaugust does not understand the responsibilities of SANDF at all. That's why he would go so wild like a bush pig.

was not the sandf called in for rhino guarding and warding Off of cross border poachers? Mumu.

SOUTH Africa has been steadily drafting the sandf into tackling crime. SO Zimbabwe slammed Zuma for foolishly opining Zimbabwe keeps her soldiers in the barracks.

Go and read. Dummy.