₦airaland Forum

mzilakazi:
It does not change the fact that SA liberated Nigeria from Military rule.

you want to watch your funeral again I see. Mandela and SOUTH Africa were humiliated, reduced, spectacularly embarrassed and exposed as pupils of international diplomacy.

A child cannot tell his grand father where the family plot of land is situated.


YOU may not be able to fathom this idiom, seeing that you are of no heritage and perennially dispossessed.

mzilakazi:
Same way as SA has liberated you.

Ah, thanks for admitting we liberated you and gave you a name to be known by and a place to sit amongst the committee of respectable countries.

I don't agree to your claim of south Africa helping any other country in Africa, let alone a nation like nigeria God has appointed your helper.

Patchesagain:
Report is subjective

not

objective

Do you need me to explain these terms to you?

Patrick, you're suffering from the anxieties of new found knowledge. A knowledge you're still adjusting to.

You're a little fool from a little country blown out of its illusionary dreams.
South Africa has been dying since 1999 and you with it.

Patchesagain:
Still-born South Africa is more relevant than Nigeria.

Does that mean Nigeria was aborted?

Nah, Nigeria is Africa's most important country. We liberated your land and people so I demand our earned respect from you skeletonized,itinerant,socio-economic wanderer.

Patchesagain:
This fvcking loser is on Nairaland while at a party?

Jesus.

Patrick, are you stalking me now, are you following me around? Are you this bamboozled you're checking me out?
Patrick is obsessed with me,you hopeless faggy faglover. _bloody rectum -bandit.


I'm mobile so I can be online while having a wild party or having a 3_some. I don't _fucking logout of NL. I just hit the home key on my mobile.
That way, blasting you is just a click away.

jln115:
Yet we rank 67th least corrupt nation compared to Nigeria being ranked 136th, but hey if you don't think we belong, why don't you contact Transparency International, im sure they would listen to your argument, seeing that you're an expert on all thing South African.

It's noisy here, I'm in a friend's open door birthday party. I'm on the threshold of getting boozed up as it is. I shall come knock you later if I'm sober enough ,or it might just be tomorrow.

Tell your monkeys to stay up in the trees and wait for me.

jln115:
According to that source Nigeria and South Africa are the 2 most corrupt countries in Africa? Please!! Go check Transparency internationals CPI for the facts.

Not even Nigeria could be more corrupt than Somalia ,CAR,DRC, Zimbabwe, South Sudan, Sudan ect ect

The rainbow NATION, which was just supposedly liberated from apartheid just 2 decades ago has no business being even in the top 100 list.


Too much hype. South Africa is still-born. You died before you became.

agaugust:


South Africa's glory is finished ! All because P.W. Botha handed over to Bantu mõrons !!!!

https://www.thesouthafrican.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/corruptions.jpg
.

patchesagain and his paper troops are living in denial. When ISS saus south Africa will diminish in relevance in Africa, they taught it was idle talk.

Now the media CANNOT sustain the hype anymore. A bunch of savages were trusted with political and



economic powers , another group of guerrilla fighters were given military leadership and top hierarchy.....hmnn, the ship of south Africa is crash-bound.

Patchesagain:
That is not what the report says.

In many ways you are the embodiment of Nigeria - verbose stupidit.y borderline illiteracy and empty hubris.

bwhahaha, Patrick hurts!!! Tell us what the report says then, South Africa is in denial. Patrick is fuming in the light of truth.


You belong to the sewage pipes where you get flushed into the dark mist of endless nothings. You're of no consequences. You light skinned, mixed breed of a conquered, southern demented gorilla with epilepsy

Forever forgets you

DieVluit:
So, then your "factual military report" must also say that the military base was not burnt. Well then, no need to stress about how "factual" the phantom report is.

Shameful cowardly soldiers, you've got. Runners and athlete they are.

Shut up , bushman. South Africa belongs to the past.

Nigeria is the future of Africa. We have done more militarily for Africa than South Africa can ever do.

No other country hungers for leadership than South Africa. Naked ambition with no resources or skilled hands to go along.

Meanwhile, latest amnesty reports says south Africa is the most CORRUPT NATION IN AFRICA.

BWHAHAHA. ZULUS CANT KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF DIRT. STAYED TOO LONG IN THE SWAMPS.


www.thesouthafrican.com/south-africa-knocks-nigeria-off-its-perch-as-most-corrupt-african-country/

agaugust:
Tanzania has NEVER commanded Nigerian troops, they command SANDF not us, they boss you around in Congo, not us.....shame on your photogenic army
.

KNOCK OUT PUNCH!!!!

Dragonking:
@lezz , hope you can see this news....You can use it against ur south African friends when u guys chat....thank me later bro.

Hmn, you just made my day. I'm comming to kill those southie interlopers during break time

jln115:
Actually our moderate poverty/low income rate is 39%, your absolute poverty rate is at the very least 33% according to your source, our absolute poverty rate however is under 20%.

South Africans and stuttering when they are faced with stark reality.


Lemme ask you, if South Africa has moderate poverty rate of less than 20%, you won't be called the most unequal shithole in the world.
25% of south Africans are jobless.

The facts is here for you. Take it and stop grumbling

mzilakazi:
You counter 2015 up to date news with stale rotten news of 2014. How desperate are you?

illiterate 3rd quarter of 2014 is used in measuring 2015.

Just as 3rd quatee of 2015 will be used to measure 2016.

Go look for your school teachers, anyone you can find, and give him a knock on the head.


They failed you. Mumu-zulu.

DieVluit:
Do you even know what you are talking about? Are you talking about $2.00 a day or are you talking about $1.30 a day? In all likelihood, you have no clue.

Now, at $1.30 a day, Nigeria's poverty is at 53%, simple and plain. Poor nation.

See a malnourished, swamp rat from mpumalanga trying to teach me economic terms.


World banks says only 33% of Nigerians are poor and jealous, irrelevant Muppet from the most unequal shithole in Africa wants to help world bank do its job just because you can't live with the reality that Nigeria is doing better than you.


Imbecilic quack.

Once again go drown yourself in the Limpopo river with the source

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/only-a-third-of-nigerians-are-poor-says-world-bank/184323/

DieVluit:
Do you even know what you are talking about? Are you talking about $2.00 a day or are you talking about $1.30 a day? In all likelihood, you have no clue.

Now, at $1.30 a day, Nigeria's poverty is at 53%, simple and plain. Poor nation.

See a malnourished, swamp rat from mpumalanga trying to teach me economic terms.


World banks says only 33% of Nigerians are poor and jealous, irrelevant Muppet from the most unequal shithole in Africa wants to help world bank do its job just because you can't live with the reality that Nigeria is doing better than you.


Imbecilic quack.

DieVluit:
Rubbish source, which is based on South Africa's own measures. That is why you have no link. I will repeat it until you are blue in the face. Nigeria is at 53% poverty rates. In fact, it is one of the poorer nations on the continent.

Lolz, that picture is turning you red. 23 million south Africans are poor even as at 2011.

And that's almost half of your entire population. It hurts I know. But Xenophobia and apartheid should embarrass more than your poverty trademark.



Your death is sure but slow. South Africa belongs to the abyss of irrelevance. Rallying old statistics that has become redundant is only living in fool paradise.



South Africa is the armpit of Africa. Zulus have proven they can't govern themselves.

Little wonder apartheid stayed so long.

mzilakazi:
Nigeria's poverty is a whooping 70%. I don't know why you should lie so much when various sources and world bank proved it?


http://www.ruralpovertyportal.org/country/home/tags/nigeria

no, it is less than even 33% you Muppet.
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/only-a-third-of-nigerians-are-poor-says-world-bank/184323/

mzilakazi:
Indeed I am now certain that you are a lunatic.

Most mad men consider the sane abnormal.

mzilakazi:
Nigerias poverty rate is 70% of the total population and not 33% as wrongly claimed by loose but Lezz.

Unemployment rate is 28%.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/new-govt-inheriting-70-poverty-28-unemployment/

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/only-a-third-of-nigerians-are-poor-says-world-bank/184323/


You keep taking everyone back. Cant you deal with the facts that we are gods before you?

mzilakazi:
World bank ranks Nigeria as the third most poorest country on poverty index.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/04/440695/

These are some of the news lezz will never want to read. Credible news from world bank.

See, I didn't have to read the link yet I saw it was of 2014. Same world brank indicated poverty rate reduction to 33% for Nigeria. South Africa remains at 45%.

Stay down.

DieVluit:
Voodoo economics from a Nigerians village idiot. Seeing as you brought it up:

Nigeria's poverty ratio at last count - a whoping [size=20pt]53.5%[/size]

South Africa at last count - [size=20pt]16.6%[/size]

http://povertydata.worldbank.org

The rest of your post is no-response-required drivel that has already been cancelled out by preceding posts.

Let me show you, since Zulus must be taught everything. I love pictures. So i will take you back to your kindergarteen class. Please stop quoting ANC stats for me. _fuck's the matter with you?

Being the last slaves of humanity doesn't mean you shouldn't learn fast and catch up to the rest of us. You overgrown ,obese , nauseating toad.

South Africa isn't called the world's most unequal country for nothing. Foolish, demented ANC-zombie.

DieVluit:
You are an idiot. If oil makes 90% of Nigeria's foreign earnings, and if Nigeria imports most of the things that it needs, including refined fuel, where do you think it will get its forex from if the oil prices are where they are? Of course, you will devalue the Naira. Of course, you will have to fight crazy inflation. Of course, there will be less money in the hands of every Nigerian. Of course, South Africa will then overtake (and South Africa has overtaken) you on the list of Africa's richest. In short, individual Nigerians are getting poorer and Nigeria is stuffed. A globally integrated economy requires forex power. Nigeria does not have that. You are weak.

And yes, you continue to face fuel scarcity.---> http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/194084-how-to-end-fuel-scarcity-marketers-tell-nigerian-government.html

And yes, South Africa is the most industrialised nation on the continent. Nigeria is one of the least industrialised nations on the continent. You are a giant weak feet of clay. You are weak.

Your dememcy has reached its last stages. Nigeria has more billionaires than South Africa.

South Africa's poverty rate is 40 -45%
Nigeria is 33%.

Your unemployment is 25%
Mine is 9%
Your wealth distribution is 10% rich/90% poor.

That's why all your companies are fleeing here.

And NIGERIA'S ECONOMY is still growing. South Africa isn't growing, it isn't stagnant either , it is _fucking SHRINKING like a broken tree branch cut off from its roots.


All your industries are becoming monuments of unproductivity and waste.


South Africa is so defenceless economically and militarily. Only a reality-maladjusted village fool like you will come here singing this broken song when NIGERIA has overtaken you while fighting bokoharam for 6 years!!!

_fucking destitute of a newt


South Africa is an over hyped crappie crap with tiny 50 million population overtaken by AIDS.

Your demise is inevitable.

DieVluit:
Bwahaha! Nigeria depends on oil for a whopping [size=20pt]90%[/size] of its foreign income. Which is why the Naira has had to be devalued, due to the hurtful oil prices. Your national budget assumes an oil price of at least USD70 odd or so. With the oil price where it is, you have a huge deficit. You currently are struggling with fuel shortages as well, which means that you can't even power your generators. Effectively, Nigeria has no energy right now, which in the long run, means you are at least 100 years behind the industrialisation levels that South Africa has reached. Let alone having a globally integrated economy. In short, Nigeria is stuffed.

Another unteachable Zulu bursts forth in a show of impulsive rantings.


Oil makes make up 90% of government income and not the economy or GDP or cash flow. Learn the difference. If the Nigerian economy is oil dependent, the economy would have crashes since over a year now. But as it is, it is still outgrowing south Africa. The devaluation of naira will help our export in an ironic way, dummy. That's one of China's secret for a very long time.

Your high rand has done nothing for you. It adds to your inflation and makes your good to lack competitiveness outside your shores.


Your "globally integrated" economy hasn't recovered from the economic meltdown some years ago when others have started picking up.


Is it the reason all of Africa is outgrowing you?

Oh, and there are no energy crisis in Nigeria, fuel is back after a rumoured marketing gimmick got the price up.


And you, you mean to tell me about your industries when 1 in 4 south Africans don't work?

mzilakazi:
Whatever you wrote here does not make sense at all.

-Nigeria's economy is also underperforming.
-There are more job losses in Nigeria because of falling oil prices which is also said to trade at $25 a barrell in 2016. Nigeria has effectively joined SA on its economic woes. Fact!!
-SA remains no:2 economy in Africa. Egypt is No:3

I wonder who is feeding you this wrong information.

Thank you.

You're not suppose to be on this forum. Your illiteracy-cum-imbecility is sheer world class.

First off, oil doesn't make good employment so job loss due to oil price crash is sheer ignorance on your part.

2nd , Nigeria's economy is growing although not at the rate of 2014. It is growing 2/3 %. South Africa isn't stagnant. IT IS SHRINKING BY 1.3%!!!!


3RD, oil make up less than 20% of Nigeria's GDP. I really feel pity for you genuinely.

14:
Nigerian economy is big on paper, but on the ground totally different story. Their economy is not globally linked, which means its an economy that is 90% locally, so it cant play major role internationally.

JSE MARKET CAP = $1 Trillion

NSE MARKET CAP = $40 BN

See the difference and gap

Reason why jp morgan kicked out nigeria out of its index, because there is no liquidity in Nigeria, no cash, but SA remains the only African country in the jp morgan index. This lezz of a guy must ask why jp morgan still has SA in its bond index, answer is, because of its financial power. Before he start talking about G20 or BRICS. you dont get included by defolt, you earn it to be included

I see another Southies daft who hasn't finished learning but wants to be a teacher.


First off, JP Morgan is a bank. Full stop. Its removal of Nigerian bonds was due to lack of transparency and liquidity. China is more guilty of this , but that bank won't touch China because of US reliance on the Chinese economy.

Did JP Morgan delist Nigeria due to failing economy ? The answer is a resounding "No". Matter of fact as at September 25 Nigeria posted the highest bond yield just after Brazil. So get your facts right, Zulu.

Second, the only financial and economic good news in south Africa is your stock. Unfortunately, it doesn't transform into economic growth or created jobs.

South Africa's economy is still on life support, and will be so for a very, very long time. When it managed to come to, it will be limping while the rest of Africa flies away.

Third, there's no such thing as GDP or economic growth on paper. You're suffering from jealousy syndromes and economic illiteracy. GDP aren't gotten from the skies, they are facts and activities on ground that are measured that generates those numbers. Learn to live life as no 2 no.3

Your failing economy isn't is not a myth, it means 1 in 4 south Africans are jobless.

It means your inflation rate is springing high.

It means your air force can't afford fuel and flight hours.

It means most of your military maintenance contracts are being cancelled. That's the reality of your lifless economy.


Coming to your G20 and BRIC stories. Man, you have no sense of pride and achievement.

You earned neither of this organisations. China invited BRICs in order to rape your raw materials end of story. Your own press has confirmed this. Your economic contribution to BRIC is 2%. In fact, O'Neil says south Africa makes BRICs weaker. Thus, in a desperate show, South Africa had to open its visa to all BRIC members but none reciprocated. I can feel the Shame and desperation,bro.

But of course this will mean nothing to you. It is all about bragging to belong to an organisation that doesn't need you or where you contribute absolutely nothing to. It is the same desperation that pushed S.A to bribe to host a world cup. To be seen for what she is not.


G20, here, this group had finished enlisting qualified members with the relevant economies and NO AFRICAN COUNTRY made the cut. How could a body meant to look into the world economic plight not be representative of the entire world, leaving the second largest continent, Africa, behind. Thus south Africa was picked as having the largest and biggest economy in Africa.


Now, the questions is event and reality has overtaken South Africa. Her position is not only redundant but has become stale and purposeless.

For the criteria for admittance into that club are no more. SOUTH ACRICA CANNOT REPRESEBT AFRICA WHEN SHE IS ONLY THE NO 3 ECONOMY IN AFRICA. WHEN NIGERIA'S ECONOMY IS ALMOST TWICE AS BIG AS HERS. ABD EGYPT HAS KNOCKED HER FURTHER DOWN.

IT IS LIKE JAPAN TELLING CHINA : " We are to REPRESEBT south east Asia at the global stage because we have a more sophisticated economy " it is not only laughable, it is stupid and sound illiterate.

And that's how you sound. When a country like Nigeria best you economically, and is still outgrowing you , and has a larger market and population to you......


.......YOU BETTER START TAPPING OUT, ZULU.

mzilakazi:
That is incorrect. Europe has passed oceans to come to invest in SA defence industry after witnessing SA potential in making advanced weapons. Europe invest here only, they touch nothing.

so your sub's and grippens are maintained in your country?

You don't even have enough skilled personnel in your military. You don't have experienced and competent pilots in your air force.

Your military has sent SOS for Boers to come teach you Zulus .

mzilakazi:
There we go.

That's what your brain can deduce from that ? Lord help S.A.

Are you that fool that told me you're in the military? You'll be shooting at your own troops.


Here's the full statement: "Your defence industries can produce mraps and co but your real deal are all from Europe. Even maintenance is carried from Europe"

Clearly, the maintenance here is referring to the arms you import from Europe (your real deal)

You're so slow, but that isn't so bad, you're barely literate.

You're a product of BEE.

mzilakazi:
LEZZ WHAT IS IT THAT YOU ARE DRINKING?


YOU CLAIM THAT SA DOES MAINTENANCE OF THEIR MRAPS IN EUROPE.

EVEN AGAUGUST WILL SLAP YOU FOR THAT FOOLISH TALK.

Quote where I said South Africa carry maintenance of mrap by Europeans? Quote it.. Now.

You dyslexic _epileptic _imbecile.


Your father will be sad the way you eventually turned out.

mzilakazi:
Are you not ashamed to tell lies? You are contradicting yourself. You have just claimed our military is in a mess and now you are promoting us to the position of Egypt by claiming that we import weapons than any country in Africa.


I really would have loved it if SA was really the biggest arms importer in Africa.

Read my post again, I said South Africa is one of Africa's biggest arms importers. Not the biggest. You're really, really slow.

Not only is your attention span quite short, your comprehension is greatly impaired too.

Your sub's are all imported and serviced by Europeans
As are your jets. You orders most of your military vehicles from Scandinavia.


You're still the fool of this thread. I can't forget you.

mzilakazi:
LEZZ we are actually not desperate to be members of BRIC. Even if tomorrow we can be removed we will not hit out heads against the walls.


Just a reminder, please don't post rotten news of 2012 out of your desperation. Please!!!

Tell that crap to your press.

All I wrote up there are from your own press.

Tell me how do you open your doors for a visa free movement for BRIC members and NONE OF THEM HAS EVEN BOTHERED TO RECIPROCATE?

Because S.A knows when more than anyone else they are simply not qualified. China only invited you to have access to your raw materials. End of story.

So south Africa will always act desperate .

mzilakazi:
:DNigerian military rely 100% on foreign made weapons. Anyone to counter that statement?

You're way behind, Zulu newt.

Nigeria's defence industries supply UN some essential military hardware. You've stayed so long here you didn't see when it was debated?