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mzilakazi:
DO YOU KNOW THAT SOUTH AFRICA HAS OVER 120 DEFENCE COMPANIES? SO THERE IS NO NEED FOR SANDF TO RELY HEAVILY ON IMPORTED WEAPONS LIKE HOW WRONGLY IT WAS CLAIMED BY LOOSE NUT LEZZ.

Thanks, but all you're one of Africa's biggest arms and weapons importers.

Your defence industries can produce mraps and co but your real deal are all from Europe. Even maintenance is carried from Europe.

Are we clear now?

Patchesagain:
Deal with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmS11HnNbk0

It is the moment that any host dreads. In the beach resort of Durban this week, South Africa will be straining to keep up appearances for bigger, wealthier patrons – China, Brazil, Russia and India – in the feverish hope that it's worthy of a stop on their social circuit. The "big five" of the developing world, flag-bearers of a new world order known as the Brics, will be meeting on African soil for the first time, but doubts linger over whether the host is quite deserving of its place at the top table.

South Africa is the newest and smallest member of what used to be the Bric. Its population is 50 million compared to China's more than 1 billion, and its GDP ranked only 28th (now 30)in the world. By contrast China is 2nd, Brazil 6th, Russia 9th and India 10th. South Africa accounts for just 2.5% of the Brics' GDP, according to Standard Bank research.


Even within Africa, South Africa's growth – wracked by high unemployment and industrial unrest – is sluggish compared to many of its neighbours, and its crown as the continent's biggest economy is under threat from Nigeria.

A year ago Jim O'Neill, the global chairman of Goldman Sachs Asset Management who coined the term "Bric", told South Africa's Mail & Guardian newspaper: "It's just wrong.South Africa doesn't belong in Brics. South Africa has too small an economy. There are not many similarities with the other four countries in terms of the numbers. In fact, South Africa's inclusion has somewhat weakened the group's power."



He added: "[b]South Africa has to stop feeling sorry for itself [/b]and be doers instead of talkers. When your country first introduced inflation targeting about 15 years ago and I sat with some of the policymakers, I was big on South Africa. I'm not now. Over the past few years South Africa has lost its focus."

mzilakazi:
SA is judged according to European standard, that's all.

- SA unemployment is high but the whole of Africa is running to SA as their safe haven.

-SA now has over 6 months producing power undisturbed. LOL!!! No more load shedding.

- Our military uses over 70% of locally made equipments and weapons.

-There is.no such thing as open toilets. That's what we call media sensationalism. Those toilets were meant to have walls built around them. There were two separate contractors. One was responsible for fitting in the pipes and the toilets and the other was to construct the walls around the toilets.

What an irony, Africans are running to S A for job opportunities and ALL YOUR COMPANIES ARE RUNNING OUT TO NIGERIA FOR SURVIVAL.
Common, everyone knows Zulus don't/can't work. They are dependnet on welfare and ANC food stamps. Immigrants are taking up jobs that Zulus know nothing about. So be thankful for them, south African would have become bankrupt like Greece.


And what NONSENSE are you talking about those S.A tradmark toilets?

That's south Africa's culture in display here. Cant you see how comfortable that lady looks. She's used to defeacating in the open as cars go by.



****modified**** Still enjoying the view?

While you're at it, give me one developed country that defeacats in the open like almighty South africa

mzilakazi:
My Lecturer oneday told us that there is no one in the world that can precisely tell if SA is developing or developed because it has characteristics of both.

SA however has a large and huge infrastructure. The problem is that SA is always compared to Europe and not Africa. They don't look at how many countries in Africa have tap water. They don't look at how many countries in Africa produ e 24hrs power. They don't look at how many countries in Africa have military equipments that SA have. They look at how many countries in Africa can afford to give jobs to their nationals. They fail to even see that the largest slum in Africa according to your words has better hospital than Lagos. That largest slum has train stations, Malls, and houses are being build there everyday.

SA is judged according to European standard as always.

Stop weeping and wipe your tears. This isn't a recount of Soweto'76 so stop the theatrics


- you speak about job. But 1in 4 south African is jobless.
It is a whooping 25% joblessness for S.A. my boy, that's your trademark for developing countries.


-40 percent of south Africans are poor according to world bank

-there is water shedding in south south Africa as your country has recorded riots for drinking/domestic water that resulted in deaths

-Your electricity is epileptic as candles and desiel generators were used to power your industries, hospitals and wealthy homes due to eskom failure. What's more the plants under construction has been delayed for over 2 years because of lack of technical know-how.

Yeah, Zulus coudbt put up a power station for over 2 years.

- Your milirary? your troops went to CAR without basic things like tents. Which developed country does that.?

Your military is a heavy import dependent military.


When south Africa was in the apartheid era, and the country was divided into two. That part occupied by Boers and Brits had a slight semblance to Europe.
After 1994, when you folks from Zulu natal came out of your endless slums from khayelitsha and Soweto, you changed the game.

You were peeing on paved floors in the open, when your half-literate Zulu president was building open toilets all over the place. That's why south Africa sits firmly on the front lines in the conference of third world countries.


Once again, this is a list of 3rd world countries 2015

mzilakazi:
Developed status is not determined by the size of GDP, it is by the size of infrastructure dummy.

Our cheap Zulu buffoon wants to act smart. Dummy dullard.

Even within BRIC standard your infrastructure is small.
Not with your power failure
Water infrastructural deficit
Military shortcomings
Large slums with no basic sanitation.

1 in 4 Southies are jobless.
Paralysis of all government institutions.

Zulu take a seat, you're a fool, nice try but you were once a slave who still gropping in the light. Mumu.

Patchesagain:
Thats such a cool story

Really fascinating stuff

But... tell me... are you members? Have you been offered membership?

We bleeped you last year April 2014 to the top economic spot. Egypt nailed you further in your cheap coffin this year. Your dismemberment won't be that soon.

What is sure is that your position is redundant now. #fact.

Patchesagain:
Was South Africa ever in the worlds top 20 economies?

No we were not.

Yet we got into G20

Thus... G20 membership is about more than the size of your GDP

Just like BRIC, the G20 needed a representation of Africa, hence the biggest economy THEN was chosen.

Patchesagain:
That is a really cool story

So cool

But, tell me, are we in the G20? BRICS? Are you?

No??

Ok then

You're a rubber stamp member of BRICs and G20 who isn't taken seriously.

South Africa has given a visa haven to all BRIC countries but none bother to reciprocate.

Why are you desperate? Because you know your time is up. Bwahahaha.

jln115:
Sorry mate you can shove the FACT that we are considered a NIC up your ass!! Maybe one day Nigeria will become an NIC then we can talk!

We've been talking for 5 years. And the fact is your companies are all running to Nigeria for a life line. Our economy is twice as big as yours.

And you're still a developing country with no future. France president called you a developing country in the last G8 submit and it didn't make headlines.

Because you're a freaking developing country. End of story.

jln115:
Lost out to what facts bro? Fictitious facts you make up??

Now tell me mate, if GDP was the only factor that counted when looking at geopolitics why is it that we are in BRICS and G20 and your not?? Why is India with the 3rd largest GDP PPP not in G8? Why is China with the largest GDP not in G8?? Yet all both of them are in G20??

As i said before GDP is only a piece in the puzzle!

You see why you're nothing but a pap guzzling Zulu? The time you were called into G20 and BRICs , you were the biggest economy in Africa on raw GDP.

The G8 is the group of the most industrialised economy/nations for decades now. China and India just found their new economic status recently.

Already French President is already canvassing for India to be in the G8.

Zulus don't know,
They won't ask,
But claim they know.
You're not even qualified to be a patriot. You're embarrassing.

mzilakazi:
Your source is outdated


Just look at Korea and you will know that your list is outdated.

Are you typing with dagga on your right finger? The source is 2015.

ARE YOU _FUCKING BLIND?

jln115:
..

my source is 2015 . what's yours?

And please the idea of NIC is controversial. Shove it up your ass.

mzilakazi:
GDP does not tell if a country is developed or not. Sweden might be having GDP smaller than that of Naija but is consided developed.

SA is now officially consided NIC. Like it or not.

what is the GDP of Sweden?
what is the GDP of south Africa compared to the rest of the developed world?

Countries are ranked developed not just in technology but also in social sophistication, government institutions and parastatals, social norms, crimes, traditions, development of political institutions and so forth.

South Africa doesn't get a score boy. Stop the self-dellusion.

I have told you dummies, the loose idea of some economic commentators to coin an NIC isn't even near universal acceptability.

South Africa is developing in every single measurement of development.

jln115:
Did you hear me proclaim that my punctuation was correct? Did i call someone illiterate when they were correct??

By the way, there no such word as punctuations, the plural or punctuation is punctuation and also its grammar not grammer!!

No, Zulu, you were tooth-picking peoples' sentence construction when you lost out on facts.


I called you a poster child for illiteracy when you mentioned other indices of economic measurement while we were discussing geopolitics and international power play.

Bleep away .

jln115:
Fvck your pic bro, do you think i care about 1 journalists opinion? Here are the facts: We are a BRICS member. A G20 member , Classified as developed by the CIA, Classified as NIC by other experts.

That's the kinda reaction I was hoping and expecting . Now, show me a developed country that has your kind of miserable GDP, or your kind of wealth distribution?

Developed country is not a club a country can opt to join. Or a loose commentator can spin carelessly.

There are indices to be looked at and facts to be checked.

And after all, South Africa is still a card carrying third world country.

The PIC below is a list of developing countries 2015.

It is always my pleasure to knock illusion off your empty head.

jln115:
Cool story bro, but according to the CIA we are classified as Developed or NIC by other experts, so honestly your opinion means jackshit!!

CIA my arse.....sorry, yours. CIA fact book is as shitty as wikipedia.

Read that PIC below carefully, you slow _moron.

jln115:
Nope all i see is you and your friends grammar skills or lack there of!! He even removed his post in shame!!

Your English construction and sentence pattern is a tad above elementary.

jln115:
What ? when did i say 7 F7s crashed you said: "Nigerian airforce still have 11 F7 in service. 15 - 7= 11"
Fair enough, but according to flightglobal Nigeria only has 4 Active C130s as of June 2015 not 6
Dude its not WW2 anymore these days ships are classified by their armament not tonnage, the Meko 200 is extremely well armed for its size.... hell it comes close to the Type 45 in terms of armament despite being half the weight.
Nope we had 14 pilots, as we proved with several sources -3, + 10 that are on the way.
Nope you have 25 helicopters with 27 on order, we have 90 helicopters mate, as of 2015 according to flightglobal's World Airforces 2015.

oops!!! And talking about grammer, are you the fool above writing without punctuations , like a 7 year old ?

Fool, stop talking about grammer, when you lose outta point, you use a searchlight to screen peoples' sentences in order to stay relevant.



Little minded nuisance.

jln115:
Yet we are a G20 and BRICS member! anyway i would rather live in a country that has a smaller GDP yet is developed close to European standards, than a trillion dollar slum!!

No, son. You're no where near European standard of development. You're a card carrying 3rd zoo.

Where in Western Europe do we have people pooing in open sewers or open toilets?

Where in Europe do we have raw _shit flowing into living quaters in southern cape town?

Where in Europe do we have unmanageable HIV prevalence and casualties?

Or riot for basic sanitation or water?

You're slow bastard.

South Africa is the armpit of the world with xenophobic, uninhabited cave-dwelling savages with little civilisation from domestic dogs.

Fool.

jln115:
You illiterate fvck!! Maintenance= Correct, Maintainance= Incorrect

Little fool , see how you're making an _idiot of yourself .

Patchesagain:
green monster
1. jealousy

2. to act out of character because you are jealous

3. to be overwhelmed with jealousy

Lol, like i said, jealousy makes you nasty

And that's all you could say, from your personal dictionary I suppose.

Patchesagain:
ok thats cool

But, correct me if wrong, we are G20 and BRICS members... and you are not?

Correct?

Ok, stfu then

Being

Patchesagain:
ok thats cool
But, correct me if wrong, we are G20 and BRICS members... and you are not?
Correct?
Ok, stfu then

Your G20 membership has been overtaken by reality .You were no 1 in Africa when you were granted that seat. Now being no3 in africs and 30 in the world, your government will know its time is up.

You can't be representing a people who are bigger than you. None of your representatives can stand up in any G20 submit and say "we are speaking for Africa". THEY WILL LOOK IDIOTIC AND MORONIC.

IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF WHEN YOU'RE COMING HOME

Patchesagain:
trolling implies deception - you fail at your own professed profession

I crush you, because, much like a child toying with an ant, I too need entertainment

Nope, trolling is no such thing. If trolling equals deception, then you Patrick are the biggest troll of us all. You spawn lies all your time here. Matter of fact, you don't have the strength for fact or truth.

It is the reason every comment that stroke home you cancel it so you can live with yourself and feel good about yourself.

Trolling is a game of wits played with facts. It is sticking to your guns for what you know as fact while watching your opponent defend what they know. It is disarmament of virtual weapons while toying with the emotions of your opponents.

Being a die-hard patriot, there's no better game of facts for me than with my Zulus whom my fathers freed and gave a name.


So when you told your boys do not take my bait, i said to myself, this quasi-zulu can sure read my game.

But since I troll with damning facts, I was able to disarm you and put you on the defensive again. I ringed you back in to defend your country from the evidence I have been submitting. I MADE YOU EAT YOUR WORDS AND DO WHAT YOU TOLD OTHERS NOT TO DO.

And for a little secret, the only reason I ever became a registered nairalander is because of you south Africans and our puppet neighbour in the western part of Africa (hello Ghana).

I won't ever leave. The patriot in me is a green monster.

jln115:
How can i give up on something that i haven't even started?

Isaid GDP is only 1 piece in the puzzle when measuring a countries wealth and well being....which it is. In terms of Development, Living standards ect ect we are light years ahead of you, and never did i say GDP per capita doesn't matter, generally countries with higher GDPs per capita are more Developed and better of than those with a smaller GDP per Capita, this is especially true for countries with substantial populations, just compare the US with China, which country would you consider to be more wealthy?

Predictive inputs? why don't you just switch it off then? I find it strange when someone tries to dis another countries education system(which is much much better BTW) without checking that his post has no grammar errors, as not to look like a hypocrite.

And I said when it comes to power play, geopolitics and economic strength only raw GDP matters and counts.

That's what got America where it is today. Same for China and now India, Brazil and co. Nigeria, Indonesia, Turkey are all within the threshold of becoming global economic giants and players not by being in any inconsequential group but by real economic consequences.

Now stop yapping like a drooling clown and ask your IMF what time it is.

Patchesagain:
You wannd do this again boy?

Are you sadomasochistic?

Do you enjoy pain?

You're my bait-magnet you dimwitted waste of humankind.

Remember how you warned your fellow zombies not to feed the "troll"? And you alone ended up feeding me to the point of satiety and salivating on all my baits.
Because you can't ignore my facts. They hit in deed in your core.

The need to defend your broken love, south Africa, is expedient and impulsive once I go _fucking her like the whôré she is.

You're a _fucking fish.

And yes Zulus take home 4 thousand annually.

Runaway Afrikaner

Patchesagain:
1. No one is talking about PPP


2. Geopol? Last I checked it was us who is a member of G20 and BRICS and not you

Read that PIC for me.

Patchesagain:
Who is talking about GDP per capita?

I am talking about quality of life.

And all things considered my quality of life (i[b]f I was still in RSA) [/b]would be 55X better than yours (in Nigeria)


Fact

Did you flee the Zulu blood frenzy and rape òrgies with your folks? So where are you hiding now?

More people die from gun and knife in peaceful south Africa than they do in Nigeria

More women and children get _raped in south Africa than in Nigeria

More people are stoned with AIDS in south Africa than in Nigeria

Nigeria have an average income more than 85% of south Africans

Nigerians are in control of Nigeria
85% of Zulus are dispossessed economically and by inheritance. (Hello Xenophobia)

Nigeria has better inflation and job opportunities than South Africans.


All your companies are heading to Nigeria to avoid death like your economy.

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Why did you flee south Africa?

Don't tell me you went to school or got a job somewhere else

jln115:
Did we say something about GDP per capita you stupid_cunt?? and it's Capita NOT Capital....and you're the one calling us illiterate, Ironic isn't it??

So no our arguments has nothing to do with Gabon and Botswana my retaarded little friend !!

Are you admitting to have given up on your per capita excuse? That's the first show of grace of honesty from you Mandela boys.

Because one of you muppets mentioned "other ways " to measuring economy yesterday.

And what's your per capital / per capita stuttering? All my mention of the word earlier yesterday was spelled "capita" and if you saw capital once or twice it is only a passing oversight and the over zealousness of my mobile's predictive inputs.

You really are a needy faglover looking for "holes" to feel right.

Patchesagain:
1. We are talking about quality of life - its 55X better in RSA
2. You would have to grow your GDP by 60% to match our GDP PPP

We don't care much about your PPP horse _shit. If PPP gives a country advantage over the other then Luxembourg and Qatar would be running world bank and IMF since inception.

This is geopolitics, you dripping cuñt and Nigeria has made south Africa redundant for ever.

Patchesagain:
Jealousy makes you nasty

No, you have a small heart than can't carry the weight of reality.

adamskutty:
e make sense.

Makes so much sense. I like your slight modification of it. Lolz. You be bad guyz!!!

iblawi:
The same largest GDP they used to become a member of G20 and BRICS. NIGERIA is not making noise and by 2020 we will be among the top twenty without begging any fücking nation or pity. We are currently 22nd by GDP (PPP) and 21st largest country by GDP nominal.

We are not product of pity. We are true leaders.

Who cares about per capital income?

No one does. Per capita is always cosigned to domestic politics.

Nigeria doesn't bribe to host a world.

Or lobby to get g20 or be yoked in a group like brics where you aren't taken seriously. (South Africa has modified all brics members nations' visas, but none has reciprocated that gesture. I smell desperation here)

When Nigeria goescto the G20 it will be because it is our rightful position.

iblawi:
Abeg help me educate these Zulus.

Sometimes I wonder why they claim they have the top 5 Universities in Africa. Many of you can't make it in a Nigerian University.

Your arguments are trash.

It is their interrupted education and mediocrity that turns this thread into and endless cycle of denials and repetitions.

Just because some group of Zulus and their white buttlicking cowards can't accept the simple facts of reality.

Their arguments is that Qatar, Brunei, Luxembourg, Singapore all of which have a larger GDP per capita than US, and all of Western Europe should be taken seriously when world economic policies and decisions are being made.

This is how shallow and dumb our south African friends are.

When they were enjoying the status of no. 1 economy of Africa, it was all fine. They announced it with drums and used it to get their way into the G20. It never occurred to them that even then Libya had a superior GDP per capital than South Africa.

It never accured to them that tiny, irrelevance and map-less Gabon and Mauritius had a larger GDP per capita than them.

Now Nigeria is , by a long stretch, Africa's largest and wealthiest economy on raw GDP standing and they are now singing the per capital and HDI song.

They are now telling us how unsafe Nigeria is.

When south Africa is the most violent country in the world, the single biggest country where rape occurs even for tiny infants and aged, wrinked and dry great grand mothers.

This is a country where HIV has reduced their insignificant population and rendered their middle working class unproductive.

This is a country that has a shrinking economy and bleak future.

Yet these muppets from south Africa want to tell us how they can change the rules when the game no longer favours them.