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TrapLORD:
Last I recall, I went head-head with him on the wooing challenge to woo prettythicksme. Even though she ended up choosing him, the guy still feels so much resentment for me. Perhaps I might have fuacked a gurl he's crushing on or something.. I dunno

Then you bruised his core and unnerved him in away he never thoroughly healed.

It is a slam dunk, bro.

TrapLORD:
Its actually not him, you know he likes to play the part of a side-kick, its that iidiot with playboy on his moniker. I even have his files but he doesn't know it yet

New to me. What's his pain?

TrapLORD:
You guys are the perfect fit man. A blend of all those words turned in actual action will make even the most eroticc writer cringe in ecstasy .



Its nothing but ENVY. Envy that's been boiling deep inside someone I don't even know he existed.

that must be our resident failure-magnet who still hasn't mapped out his life part.

shizzy7:
Rice and raw egg it is.


Jollyjoy, I have baked a cake for all spectators ooo.
I think the match has ended.

Shizzy where've you been?

TrapLORD:
Sorry for the late reply bro, you need to see the kyna fire I've been dishing in that Slum Book thread


Mehn, u know its an old trick, these tricks have a way of warming potential lovers up . Hope it doesn't upset u tho..

not in the slightest. It doesn't upset me a bit. Behind all the banters lay a red hot passion she stirred then.

I have long thought a girl who could get very angry can equally get ultra passionate and tender too.

What's all the fire about there?

firstEVA:
a lot of people ignore him, u couldn't. I like him cos I consider him pure entertainment

Turned out he wasn't worth it. Were you watching from the sidelines laughing. There was nothing funny about that scumbag.

firstEVA:
what?

Don't sound so surprised. I was trying to build a new bridge yesterday but I got distracted and took the bait from one of your w****zbags.

TrapLORD:
Lezz and firsteva when is it going to happen??

lolz, you're a mischief-maker who has that rare ability to make his victims enjoy the jibe as well.

njokusboy:
If I had my way ehn, walai, I won't marry a woman dat has slept with more than 2 men...
Infact, i'd go for a virgin
What you women have is a lock and you know wat they say about a lock that opens anyhow a woman with so much fvck history usually comes into a relationship with so many inhibitions because of the many heartbreaks, they are also likely to have so many unrealistic expectation, she wants you to fvck like kunle but talk like tayo, listen like Joseph but play like benjamin, she picks all the best habits from her exes and expects you to have them, as a result, she invariably compares you with, one man or the other she has given up the cooch to... and we are yet to even talk about the reason why her past relationships never worked and she had to change them so often
And you people should not talk about women here, dis is a man thread, its clear as daylight dat men and women are not the same, while you people want "experienced" men, we want virgins... if you guys do not like our stance, you should adjust yours and go for virgin boys... we won't complain about it...

Well said. There's no way to put it any better.

Women adapt very fast; science says a woman releases a hormone during sex that binds her to their sexual partners. Even established _courtesans are not immune to this.

A woman with multiple body counts will struggle to sexually adapt to her husband especially as the marriage reaches the peak where sexual flames burn low.

A virgin wife carries your sexual limits ,its peaks and valleys, she has no experience from which to draw comparisons and has little or no relationship baggage.

Women with multiple body counts have difficulties bonding fully in marriage, often times past lovers, especially the ones who still live in town are just a _dick in the glass.

TrapLORD:
He actually uses a nokia x-2 or c-3. The app he uses to edit his photo's are native to nokia java phones that are whatsapp enabled.

bloody Pharaoh!!!

A java phone in this day and age !!!

As if mental and intellectual destitution isn't enough burden already, he is uncommonly broke too?

I'm beginning to feel genuine pity for him

TrapLORD:
The question should be; Does he even know what muppet means??
If Yes then you succeeded. But if NO, then you're gonna have to replace muppet with something like "dumb as an empty can of sardine" , he'll surely understand that!

lolz, you be bad guyz.

TrapLORD:
LOL he's even more useful in death, atleast the maggots and vultures will have something to munch on .

I don't really engage him, I just give him short and precise replies which are what suits him. Can't even imagine myself typing a complete epistle for someone who can barely even read it!

Aint nobady gat time for that..

ssweetorgasm is the living disadvantage of cheap data rates and chines android phones.

TrapLORD:

When I met the guy (ssweetorgasm) here in Romance Section, I had to dig new invective adjectives and nouns?


Why? I discovered that the usual nouns and adjectival descriptions like fool/foolish, illiterate and dumb do not potray his mental and psychological handicap.

So I replace "fool" with Muppet for him.

TrapLORD:
Where was I during the dark-ages?
Where was I during the Indian invasion of Britania?
Where was I when Graham Bell invented the Telephone?
Where was I when Sugar-Ray Leonard knocked out George Foreman!





YOU were there!





ONE-EYED SALUTE!












Foolish JAMB candidate

You will have a virtual corpse in your hand soon.

Let the boy be. I have stirred his hormones last night here; he is now acquainted with the emotions of shame, rage and pride.


And you're knifing him in his core. I'm suggesting that since the aforementioned emotions are new to him, he is sure to mis-manage it.

Let us let the mental-kid, ssweetorgasm be. We don't want this corpse.

TrapLORD:
What other section accommodates more dumbfacks than Romance? This is where parasites like him have a voice. Tell me, what can he contribute to the literature section? Can he make inputs in the politics section?? The boy cant even spell properly, so don't expect to see him string lines in the Rap/music section.
He's a necessary parasite tho..

Lolz! Yes a very necessary one. We should be thankful for all the fools and established buffoons like him(sweetorgasm), for with what shall we employ to measure our progress ?

TrapLORD:
LOL, the kid hasn't been able to ace his JAMB exams in the last 3 years, I knew he wasn't that smart .


Ignore him.

Ignore him? I won't be caught standing between a thousand cubic feet of him.


The level of his illiteracy-cum-imbecility should be contagious.

I should run ; he has the social plague.

TrapLORD:
Because u've been caught, it suddenly becomes a mind game?? OLODO! Worthless than trash in trash can.

Seriously,The patientness of Romance Section is exemplary. To accommodate a social-denisovan with acute personal identity crisis is a new record for social integration in the face of unparalleled daftness.

No wonder he (sweetorgasm) never ventures out of this section.

TrapLORD:
Lezz have you seen how you've been wasting your time? Replying an imp who can't even string words together. Smh

Man, an imp does not nearly convey the redundancy of that guy's deficits. Chai!!! To think this is 2015.

The guy clearly has no redeemable deficiency. It's another life out of the rails of purpose.

Thanks, bro for pointing out the subhuman to me.

I owe you one.

ssweetorgasm:
look at this low life, was i talking to you? Woman wrapper, fvcking butt-pirate. Why can't you leave me alone? you dummkopf! You are not in my league, please stop stalking me, dwell on in your stupidity. I have better things to do with my life than coming to nairaland to lie and daydream about a flying unicorn. Please get a life or better still commit suicide and rid motherearth of a liability such as yourself. I am sure your family is waiting earnestly for your worthless life to end. Son of an unrepentant whoree! Jobless mofo! Quote me again and watch your worthless life become even more worthless.

Chai, what a disgrace. So it's either you hit google to copy jibes or you plagiarise one from fellow nairalanders, nope ?

Man, I slap myself in the face for trading words with you.

You even fail at trolling? Damn!!!

I knew your brain elasticity can't stretch beyond 2cm. And it's a genealogically acquired limitation that's sure to manifest in your seed.

_Fuck!!!

I'm so through with you. Leslie can't be seen with those who know no shame or pride; they sure could kill: LITERALLY.

ssweetorgasm:
U MISTAKE and a failure, ur life is worthless and a fried chicken is worth more than u in value, u agric fowl.

Hey, walking-death, how'd your night go?

I know your heart ached to your bed after last night's pummelling

It was a rude awakening to realize none in your ancestral tree saw the closed walls of a university.

The tradition continues with you, you can't venture beyond your inferior bloodline.

You're crowding middle to late 20's and you can't write properly, you're still logically deficient and a local street footballer, no ?

You should be recycled into a termite, that way you can eat waste and have a purpose in the obliquity of your accursed life journey.


It's Saturday, I'll hit the gym for an hour.

And you.....aren't you suppose to be playing street football?

A sedated , circus gorilla has a more balanced world-view than you do.

Muppet.

TrapLORD:
Oga lezz morning..

Nawa for u oo...

what's up bro ?

ssweetorgasm:
U LOCAl BASTARD AND A FILFTHY DEAD CORPSE, URE D REASON WHY PEOPLE HAVE MIDDLE FINGER

Nah, you're the reason elementary education has been made compulsory. You're a UNESCO certified , irredeemable failure-magnet.

Your inferior gene is beyond medical redemption.

Your social malady is above the scope of behavioural scientists.

You're the living definition of human manufactured error.

ssweetorgasm:
URE AN OLD FOOL, U HAVE A MAGGOT BRAIN, URE AN ACCIDENT TO ALL DELIVERY WARD.

I am your tormentor-in-chief.

I shall see to it that you serve your only purpose on earth: which is to be a laboratory , human-specimen for testing of human paranoia, schizophrenia and dyslexia.

Scum of the earth.

ssweetorgasm:
U worthless swine and a born by mistake, an ugrateful bastard and a lifeless hegoat.

Your obvious lack of ability for simple English sentences and word placement make you a poster child for an overgrown , obese buffoon of an adult with a giant feeding bottle that needs romance section validation for a sense of personal fulfilment.

You're part of the bottomless dregs of nairaland community who is lost in the boarder-less sphere of the virtual world.

You have fallen in to the dark from whence you came. Idiota!!!

ssweetorgasm:
atleast my attempt was successful, u useless old filthy rag.

It wasñt up to you. It is entirely her call. You young , inconsequential, intellectual dwarf with a people-maladjustment.

You're oddly wired by evolution and programmed to be a living, disposable human experiment.

ssweetorgasm:
@LEZZ ure not going to drag me to ur level, im way above what u can ever think of, i aint going to trade insults with u over ur parents, that is a sign of immaturity, if ure not ashame of urself, me im ashame of myself 4 insulting ur mother, anyways there is a saying that says AGE DOES NOT DETERMINES MATURITY.

What do I make of your wasted effort at apology? It isn't the first time you initiated unprovoked parental jibes with me. That's the stratum of reverence you hold for your parents.

You have a dozen monikers with which you can do side boxing and generate several insecure "likes" to your posts. I'm not perturbed.


You attempt to spioil my evening with firsteva for whatever reason. A couple of traded banters and you're pretending to be a victim.


Stay the _fuck away from my posts. There's no correlation between the both of us. You don't interest me in the slightest.

ssweetorgasm:
@LEZZ!! u think uve said something? well congratulations for u have just shown the world how a man that had sex with his mother behaves, u that fuucked ur mother and has been affected with a cause, ure a complete bastard, see who is talking of waec result? if u really saw the four walls of a university and pass with a good grade, u will not be here at this time online, when ur agemates are taking care of their families at this hour, u are here displaying ur complete over aged foolishness to people online, looking at ur photo u shud be ashamed of urself, i bet ure close to 40years yet ur only acheivement in life are nairaland's posts, its like the cause place on u for forking ur mother and getting ur grand mother pregnant is affecting u, ure such a childless, poverty stricken old man, ure a disgrace to ur clan, ure an aborbination and a certified motherfucker, continue digging up asses of ur fellow men for a living very soon nemesis will catch up with u, YOU OLD FOOD.

But we only heard mourns and sighs when your father drew you into his hut.

We never learnt how far he went with you.

Did he ram you from behind?
Or he had you take him in your mouth.
Did he give your anus the first pulsating beating?

And your mother? I had to wait in line for my turn with her. She was the cheapest, classless _fuck in your local government.

Her greatest clientele was the village lunatic who sired you when your mother pleaded for her daily dose of "ogogoro". It was an even score. It was the same day the village tout and bus conductor took turns on her numb labia minora. YOU'RE THE SON OF A THOUSAND FATHERS.


The rest of your untraceable lineage are a product of inbreeding.


The level of sophistication of your father is below a domestic dog.

Your grandfather is inferior by birth and breeding to a circus gorilla.


Your lack of education is a life testament your daddy was the biggest drunk and vagabond in your entire local government.

Your entire ancestors are under a curse.

You can never be greater than your bloodline of mediocrity and destitution.


I shall have you e-murdered here until you no longer interest me.


Child of oblivion.

ssweetorgasm:
HA!!! LET D DARKNESS IN ME BE AWAKEN. "JUST WAIT 4 ME.

Come back and blow me away, I'll take it in my stride and shake it off.


Your illiteracy and intellectual redundancy is deep in the anals of hell. You're a lost course.

ssweetorgasm:
@LEZZ everything u just used UR brainless head to type are all crap, "ure nothing but a local vargabon. "im nt a slavery of outstanding vocabulary hence i initiate my choice of words, ure a slave to differ education, ure too old of a man, a ugly baboon, a revomitted vomit is what you are, ure damm too ugly to be called an ugly bush old pig, hav u seen urself through the mirror? mirrors cant talk but luckily for u they cant laugh either.

So you can actually feel shame and embarrassment? I can feel your shame across this platfrom. I have succeeded in making you stand in front of a wall-mirror and look in the eyes of the dimwitted dunce staring right back at you.


Every thing you just wrote up there confirmed you never even had a secondary school education.

So you were snoring through your elementary school classes and daydreaming about being a Ronaldo.


You're a waste of humankind and a bigger burden to Nigeria than bokoharam can ever be.

A discarded banana peel is of more value to your family and society than you.

ssweetorgasm, a sub-zero primate with an overriding penchant of bestial impulses. Olodo.

I've been engaging with an _idiot who obviously didn't have 5 waec/GCE credits after 7 seatings. Fool.

Let me breathe.

ssweetorgasm:
[s]URE such a visualised nonentity for this crap u just wrote, it proves that u have an outdated dead brain, it seems ur old age is finally coming up against u, ure a disgrace to goats becaus ur goatic ancestors will be ashame to call u their goat.

[/s] "executivus" , "dugeona", " oblongonta", "goatic" These are the words you have employed in the last 5 minutes of your pained attempts to even up with me.

None of them are in the dictionary; not even the faintest semblance of them. So your dated, young brain had to employ your ancestral legacy to dig up those words?

Who gave this Muppet a mobile phone and data to socialise with his betters?

I am proposing rule 23 for a 4 months ban for stark illiterates and dyslexic _morons like you who are a global shame for 2015.

Your irredeemable intellectual handicap is an ancestral failure.

You're not worth my keystrokes.
If you're the son of your father you should know that I outclass you in every human measurement of development. I have had you disgraced, reduced to the dusty debris that have marked your slumming ancestral journey on the green planet. You and your progenitors are the reason UNESCO has been clamouring for free and compulsory education.

I have had you spectacularly bloodied and embarrassed, that's if you have enough human hormones to feel the sensation of shame.


Now away with you, you're just a fly on the wall.

I'm so through with you.

[s]

ssweetorgasm:
I feed ur dilluted cretinous body to the dogs and they will be affected by ur executivus dugeona fuuckery of a bias medula oblogonta, u salivated virus.

[/s] Cosigned to the trashcan.

Your style of trolling is an obfuscation of the english language; you murder her with ease. That's the only thing you're insulting.

Now beyond your cheap valgarism, tell me something that isn't as well-worn as your handle which has become a byword for recurring dementia and failed social adaptability.

[s]

ssweetorgasm:
See this good,big for nothing ugly looking cretinous,ass munching smelling gay.

[/s]

Be silent for once, you're ruining my evening.