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Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m):
mzilakazi:
SOUTH AFRICA IS IN BABA.
That's pic is so 2013 when you merely hosted the club.

This is 2015:

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 3:08pm On Aug 31, 2015
mzilakazi:
What is this lezzbian saying now?
mzilakazi, the Zulu newt with a heritage of perpetual slavery.

Aren't you the fraud who claims to be a soldier . You have never been able to prove it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 3:05pm On Aug 31, 2015
patches689:
Lol, you can post that old picture all you want.... hate to break it to you but Dmitry Medvedev is not the Russian president anymore!!

We were in BRICS before we denied the Dali Lama entry you bottom feeder!

Fact is:

We are in BRICS

You were deemed unworthy

Just like you were deemed unworthy for the G20 grin grin grin
Old , Old and stale news. With a 2% GDP contribution to BRIC ,your own press called you a briquette grin gringrin

Your inclusion into G20 was when your GDP was still the largest in Africa. Although you were still no where near the top 20 economies of the world, you were added to the club as a means of having a global representation.

Fast forward to 2014 April and the lie you lived have been exposed. You're not the light of Africa anymore, not even in the southern region.

Your BRIC invitation to its meeting was a misconception of calculation by China in the projection of the African continent. The rise of Nigeria has been a harsh reality in the sociopolitical world of south Africa.

I give you the decision of Nissan Auto as a case study.

You mixed breed of biological maladjustment of mediocrity.gringringrin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 2:34pm On Aug 31, 2015
patches689:
Stop wasting my time

Does it hurt that Russia, China, India and Brazil chose us over you?
No one chose you,Patrick. What's happening to you ? you don't need China to have a sense of national worth grin grin grin.

Your country had to deny de lama visa for China to invite you. Whoring lots with an inelastic heart.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 2:12pm On Aug 31, 2015
patches689:
Wait, you are saying RSA is not in BRICS?

Yeah, your a troll.

Cheers
You haven't answered my question, dear old Patrick. No country with a lousy, begging GDP of $374 dollars is in the BRICs

Nairaland General › Re: Policeman Orders Woman To Bare Her Breast In Public Or Be Arrested (photos) by lezz(m): 1:51pm On Aug 31, 2015
Keneking:
"......I refused to let this pervert put his hand on my body because I saw the way he was feeling the female up. Mercifully I was on power dressing and when I said you don't have such right to touch me, he knew I would not be toyed with".

Questions

1. You should apologise for calling an officer of the federal republic a pervert.
2. Can you elucidate the way he was "feeling the female up"?
3. You were on power dressing? Are you a swimmer?


shocked shocked shocked
If what that lady narrated is true, then pervert is the most civil and polite adjective to address the criminal in police uniform.

Nigeria police force, especially the ranks and file are bedevilled with illiterate and morally deficient men and women. Most of them on the roads can't even read or write properly.

What he did to that mother was unspeakable and barbaric. It is typical of the nigerian police to apply crude measures in investigation as they lack intelligent and surgical means of crime fighting.

So you have drag net arrests
Landlord arrest and Tennant arrests
Passersby arrests
Friends and family arrests

The police force should make public its orientation course for police recruits and you will see most of them do not know what policing is about.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 1:18pm On Aug 31, 2015
patches689:
Wait, you are saying RSA is not in BRICS?

Yeah, your a troll.

Cheers
Old photo, dude. That's why I call you a fraud. Tell us, what is the difference between BRICs and BRICS.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 12:43pm On Aug 31, 2015
TheNonce:
undecided

Na wao! See the way only 1 demented goat has been trying to crash s.euns website with all kinds of monikers all for the purpose of sending _penis pictures, begging for sex chats and recharge card! Abeg all romance land female monikers these following monikers belong to the same pervet oh
1 kingsamurai
2 sweetorgasm
3 softapples
4 angelmarve
5 whitewitch

Beware of this psychopatic primate! He will save your screen chats, spread malicious lies about you once you reject his sorry advances and lie that he has slept with you all in other sections! A word is enuff for the wise!

Cc: ladyboss1,oyind17, sassybae, redgem, prettythicksme, gurgle, missphyno, taashmania, cherlene,adeh93. Adah96 etc! Spread the word
grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 12:39pm On Aug 31, 2015
patches689:
1. O'neil does not choose who the BRICS members are. And RSA is still a BRICS member? So you lied.

2. South Africa is in the G20? Yes? ok you lied

Now, you say I am a liar? Point out my lies! Show them to me!

You admit you are a troll?

Ok, good bye.
If SA is in the BRICS there will be no BRIC or BRICs grin grin grin

Patches, you're too slow.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 12:36pm On Aug 31, 2015
Jollyjoy:
ookk daddy..keep insulting your wasted years....
don't let the suit fool you. By your sheer size, you will do well to hit the gym and burn your excess fat away. Being a nairaland rat will add more pounds to your cheeks and thighs .....and I see your flesh falling away faster to the dictates of the normal female biological clock.

Take my advice: Swap your nairaland time for the gym class.

And what's with the "daddy" nonsense embarassed

I can slam you harder and faster and longer than your pre-teen wide - eyed boys.

.....then you will use the word "daddy" in its truest sense.

Fatso!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 12:13pm On Aug 31, 2015
hassanRS:
When u keep quite is a sign of maturity


Mature pple dont brags One word or sentence is enough for them.
That's in reality when body language, eye contact and voice tone will convey more messages.

Social-media has a dis-inhibition where human touch is lost in the cold company of LCD screens and keyboard.

If there are no backs-and-forths, jibes and jeers with factual and witty vitriols, Social-media is dead with false modesty and courtesy.


#Check my signature.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 12:04pm On Aug 31, 2015
hassanRS:
Is dat you on your Dp?


But you look matured than replying or insulting a female?? ?? embarassed embarassed
Quite so. A female should accord herself with decorum and self-respect first.

Jumping into my "mentions" with insults is asking too much.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 11:57am On Aug 31, 2015
Jollyjoy:
talk of common sense,are you really wise as aclaimed?your mates are out there making head ways in life,you are here engaging someone who might still be under parental care in an online brawl,to think today is even the first day of the week,,,,,God help nigerian job, so jobless!! I lack physical attributes?come,can you really recognise me ofline or have you seen my physically before?lollllzzzz!!
You're even a destitute of logic!!! Where in my post did I claim wisdom to myself. Lord deliver you of the spirit of logical handicapsy. I called you a plain Jane with clitorial sized brains.

For you to say I'm too old for e-brawls that makes your social malady unknown to both psychologists and behavioural scientists.

And what the fvck do you know about my employment status, you emotional, telemundo addict.

Are you certain I don't work from home?
Or have an online based business?
Or work in government ministry with 2 hours input?

Darn, I could be on leave. Or Work in an real estate agency and make money while not being physically always present.


You're stupid. Your flabby, well - groomed cheeks give you away as an over-fed TV addict. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 11:06am On Aug 31, 2015
patches689:
O really?

Augustus left me on the floor?

He doesnt even know what i am talking about! He is so poorly informed that he does not even know of the 1998 invasion

I twist facts? I am a fraud?

Please cite instances of this.

I can cite your lies:

1. You said RSA would be kicked out of the BRICS alliance - lie
2. You said we would be kicked out of the G20 - lie

You are worthless lezz(bian); an off topic poster, a boring troll.
Lolz grin grin grin Don't be hurt now, my boy.

What's with all the show of rage. O'Neil and international observers and analysts have pointed out SA'S non BRIC membership. I have posted numerous sources to this.
South Africa's G20 membership is more of an inclusive representation not on economy. Pseudo-lirerate Patrick grin
I'm a troll, nothing new. I am straight about it as my signature depicts. You on the other hand has been trolling on this thread for the past 3 years with lies and fraud.

That's the difference. I troll with facts (do you even know what trolling is?) And you troll with lies and criminal presentation of facts.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 10:58am On Aug 31, 2015
Jollyjoy:
check his pix#.... Indeed nt all who are big physically are mentally matured... You are too mature for this dumb shiiit...you wanna get involve in an online brawl?shhhhhhhh!
And here comes an emotional, epileptic sympathetic newt.

I never knew there was an age limit in engaging a certified faggott with multiple female monikers.

You have got to have great sense of logic and common sense to offset your lack of physical attributes.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 10:40am On Aug 31, 2015
SINNNZ:
i got his photo on his profile in a gay website. The guy is sexually fraustrated. He even dresses like a female in his free time.
And he mentions T.B Joshua as his mentor or something.

Not even the synagogue can cure his lust for anal pleasure.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 10:01am On Aug 31, 2015
TheNonce:
grin


Abeg see pet name? Lol! Okay madam has kingsamurai aka angelmarve ake whitewitch aka softapples not begged you for sex chats before or not? Has he not offered you pictures before or not? And is it true that he has had sex with you in real life or not? answer honestly before we bring out the suprises! Lol....

Cc: lezz, prettythicksme and nigerianium
You mean all these effeminate monikers whitewitch, softapples and angelmarve[i][/i] belong to a male?

I see a confusing psychological state of sexual identification in the horizon.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:38am On Aug 31, 2015
Patchesagain:
So you are also unaware that he has no idea what he is talking about?

My letters are in bold because I was ridiculing him

You Ingrate
Shush, Patrick, you speak from your pulsating anus.

You're getting desperate and screaming at the end of your lungs. Agaugust has left you bleeding on nairaland's floor with several deep e-cuts.

You're a petty fraud who twist facts. You will rather falsify figures than own up to truth.

But you called me an ingrate. ...where's your sense of respect, you glass - heart newt.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 1:18am On Aug 31, 2015
Patchesagain:
[size=20pt] ha ha!!! This retard is STILL posting about the 2015 coup!! Even after we told him we are talking about the 1998 Invasion!

Nigerian education = no comprehension skills[/size]
Oh patches, has @ Agaugust lashed you so bad you're now so desperate you write in thickened bold letters? grin gringrin Stop screaming please and get a hold of yourself.


Big black letters aren't facts. Your Zulu army are picture boys who are more skilled in photography than in weaponry.
Sports › Re: AFROBASKET2015 FINAL: Nigeria Vs. Angola 74 - 65 On 30th August 2015 by lezz(m): 12:57am On Aug 31, 2015
shizzy7:
No Lezz, Com'on we're celebrating..Our victory is enough punishment For him to handle..
You should tell all those Braggadacios in that military Thread...That we are the King...

cool cool grin grin grin. Firsteva is coming to Fight you...
His open support for angola is an implicit low level prioritising of ANY Nigerian relationship he has

If she does on this account, then I shall head to kumasi to see the dibia that worthless scum is using grin grin grin .

I've been compiling e-grenades for those miserable south Africans in that military Thread and they will soon be contending with me.
Sports › Re: AFROBASKET2015 FINAL: Nigeria Vs. Angola 74 - 65 On 30th August 2015 by lezz(m): 12:26am On Aug 31, 2015
Captainswag225:
jiggamangh is supporting nigeria. I want angola to win. We are all africans.
A freed slave never looks kindly to his master. Your dislike for Nigeria is rooted in the voluntary slavery of your entire bloodlines by Nigeria.

You claim to even have a nigerian girlfriend in nairaland. Yet you lack basic sensitivity. Little wiggly roach with a servile demeanour.
Car Talk › Re: South Africa Nervous Over Nigeria's Rising Auto Industry by lezz(m): 10:10pm On Aug 30, 2015
Mrbigman1:
Na power supply dey hold dem back since na, if power supply get back to shape, wetin be SA?

Them tell dem say na oblong head dey take dey build cars?
Hmn, Nigeria has already began the journey to outpace south Africa, the auto industry is just the beginning of our dominance.

Remember, them southies have no indigenous car industry.
Romance › Re: Discuss Your Relationshp Issues Here With Mature Minds. by lezz(m): 4:31pm On Aug 30, 2015
Toks2008:
I have really tried to explain to ladies that cheating is so much in the nature of many guys and a man can love you to pieces and still cheat on you and when a man cheats on you the next coolest advice anyone will give you is that you dump him and get another man but the question is if the next guy also cheats on you what will you do? i guess you dump that one too and get another man.

My sis the bottom line is for you to sit and weigh the situation and its a good thing he is begging you not to go.

Now we have cheating with fear and respect for your woman and cheating with impunity where you care less if she knows or not and the latter is what no woman should condole so for the sake of your peace you can forgive him if he is remorseful about it and tell him he must never do it again even if there is no guaranty.

The point is that i will not advice a lady to start jumping from one man to another in the name of looking for a faithful partner except there is a way you can ascertain if the next man won't do worse,

But let every man reading this understand that cheating on your wife or fiancee diminishes not just her but yourself. GO for a lady you will be pleased with in terms of her physical sexual features and remain faithful to her.Its same hole but different container so go for your choice container and enjoy your hole.

The question every woman must ask herself in any affair is this "Am i still his main woman or one of the other women"? as long as he makes it conspicuous that you are still his main and only woman in his heart,please go blind to his possible sexcapades for the sake of your happiness.
No man is worth the stress.

My humble advice.
Undeniably factual.
Women cannot just see sex in a man's perspective. I'm not advocating cheating but a man's sexual drive is often always just a physical reaction to a physical offering of dancing boobs, gyrating ass and a child - bearing hips.

And often after the act, the passion drains away with the initial fire of lust and then we lay empty as the folly of our actions and the worth of our wives fill the void in mixed blend of self-critism.

But it's an endless circle, the next ass with the right bounce and the next boobs with a generous cleavage will have most of us device another means of sharing the bed again.
Phones › Re: Why I Will Never Use Tecno Phones Again (good Reason) by lezz(m): 4:13pm On Aug 30, 2015
paix:
Not even an HTC phone?
HTC are always my darling. They are always the first to pioneer android new tech to the market.

And their built quality rivals iPhone any day.
Phones › Re: Why I Will Never Use Tecno Phones Again (good Reason) by lezz(m): 4:10pm On Aug 30, 2015
markmira:
bro u are very brilliant i adore ur knowledge.lets talk abt tecno's camera a 13mp is more lyk a 5mp samsung camera.
Tecno really had guts and they really took a big risk with their camera rubish.

Tecno's camera is a fraud and an open scam. I wonder why people can't see it. Old BB and Nokia S60 phones stuffed in archives as old relics will be digital kings when compared to the piece of crap Tecno camera is producing.
Phones › Re: Why I Will Never Use Tecno Phones Again (good Reason) by lezz(m): 3:19pm On Aug 30, 2015
markmira:
only a fool will doubt u bro.every tecno phone has an expiry date. Use too much hotspot sorry ur battery will get weak in no time,play hd games too much ur processor will worn out in diz situation ur phone will b lagging lyk a paralyzed tortoise if u like flash omini sceince nd omi potent custom roms, if u load too much apps the system ui will crash even if u wipe d phone same problem will b back as long as u load much apps.
I can't have ever put it or said it better,bro.

Someone from a reliable source even told me Tecno don't manufacture these phones themselves. They buy panel and screen already stuffed with the android OS from China and sell them after putting cover and name tags on them.
Phones › Re: Why I Will Never Use Tecno Phones Again (good Reason) by lezz(m): 3:15pm On Aug 30, 2015
markmira:
diz guy is smart.i remeber a guy who changed is galaxy s3 screen 4 3k nd was happy nt until i told him d truth behind is 3k screen it was a chinese copied amoled even my brother changed is iphone 5 screen it was also a china made tho they showed him d original one but the price was hot as hell.
That's the exact screen used on all Tecno flagships. That's why Tecno hides in Nigeria. If Tecno can have a true authentic amoled screen their price will baloon up.

You see tecno has no been able to deceive people they have a phone with 4G network because they can't fake it. But you can fool people with screen. So they lie about having amoled display.

Put a galaxy S5 together with the Tecno A7 and you will see the tecno is a locozade colour production grin
Phones › Re: Why I Will Never Use Tecno Phones Again (good Reason) by lezz(m): 2:59pm On Aug 30, 2015
Holyfield1:
I use HTC One S and I'm happy with it
1gb inbuilt memory. Slim and sleek in built. Nice device with a good display. Dual core snapdragon processor. nice audio quality with headphones.

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