₦airaland Forum

zicoraads:
Bros, you na legend in these parts nau

Your remind me so much of my friend, Patrick. We were classmates in the University. Dude was a legend in Uniabuja. His women skills were, wow!

bros, I done retire so many yellow-bellied, cowardly ass-kissers who use alternates to troll a baller for just wetting these chicks' panties online.

BurningBlade:
Wow. That stuff is strong, especially for 1st timers. But don't worry, you'll overcome it. Lol.

LOL.

Will be making friends with alcohol later this evening. It's Arsenal Vs Chelsea.

wish Chelsea to be thoroughly schlonged tonight.

Be heading to Enugu later this week...and may touch your end if work permits.

FTrebirth:
i have said it before that you can't date a nairalander. the way you flirt explicitly with different girls at the same time can be heart-damaging.

bro, every Nairaland girl knows of my sexual rascality and love for women.

I have promised them hair-raising fun, quicker breath and heart-stopping excitement. I have delivered.

What I cannot promise them is exclusivity! But again I can love them far better than the one who loves them singularly.

FTrebirth:
mimzy.y is tempting. that's why i prefer meeting her in the open.

the devil is a liar!

I swear those curves will make a man's dick turn renegade like a badly trained soldier.

FTrebirth:
but we no dey that level o! na platonic abi what's the name again...naim we dey o!

Yes, platonic...thank God she isn't fat.

BurningBlade:
can't believe I chuckled while reading that. Ftrebirth, how did you recover from that?...

Joe Baba! It wasn't hard to guess nah... I looked for him on the 31st and couldn't find him, so I knew he was in the company of alcohol

FTrebirth:
hahaha!

on the 31st, i drove to e74, got myself high and came back home on okada. it was the barman that called to remind me i parked my kabu kabu near the bar.


well, you're right...even in acquaintances and casual friendships romantic feelings can creep in without will or conscious control. haba! we're all humans na. my objection is with the generalization. if i take myself for instance, i don't think i've ever imagined myself fûcking any of my fat female friends. in fact, all fat girls are safe with me.

shiooor!

, what a way to sign off 2017!

I remember E74, perfect spot for booze, bro...,you owe that barman a carton of his favourite swizzle with his kind of broad.

FTrebirth:
not true.

if i want to befriend a girl, i make my intentions open and clear to her (like rosieluv...i wooed her at first sight at the beach party). no sneaking, no stalking, no boju boju. so don't say "no guy".



how did i miss this thread sef?

Because you were still high from the overflow of New year's booze

But on a serious note, I think the imposibilty of a platonic boy-girl relationship is in reference to close friendship, not acquaintances or casual friends.

bamidelee:
I hope Igbo would not say Buhari hates them again

How folks think! In the absence of no other identical manufacturing plant in the North or West or South-South, is the Federal Government doing Igbos a favour by this deal? Innoson is a private individual so is his business.

This isn't a road project for the South East or railway project. The way I see it, the Nigeria military just saved itself huge dollars in sourcing some of its hardware locally.. maintenance and spare parts will also be sourced from within with Innoson setting up maintenance and assembly units in Kaduna.

Toks2008:
There is no bias bro..it's all about statistics and please leave finance out of it.

In developed country,a lady gets more money from the Government as a separated single mum but what about emotional and biological needs?

no. The poorest demogrsphics are single mothers going by US statistics. Biologically, women are in better control of their hormones than men. I think single mothers and widows fare well after a divorce/sepsration than males. The lifspan of widows and widowers further proves this.


Emotionally female divorcees fare worse no thanks to their biological disposition and societal mores. But men also have it tough domestically espcially as they age.

Non-compromising facts. But there’s just a little bias in that op makes females appear to be the only ones at the losing end of divorce.

Statistics show men’s lifespan and wellbeing are affected more in divorce than woman’s even though women are likely to face harsher financial reality.

Mariinee:
A guy and a girl cannot have a 100% platonic relationship. There is always feelings involved. Either lust or love.

I find it refreshing reading this from a girl. The idea of a girl-boy relationship being 100% platonic without sexual innuendos is, in itself, a friendship fraud.

Let’s cross over to the unnerving path:

Who are the guys having a girl as a good platonic friend?

* guys who have had their love requests expressly or subtly turned down, and the girl says, “let’s just be friends”. So the guy tarries, hoping one day his true worth will be revealed to this girl and she will fall into his waiting dick/arms.

* guys who lack the courage to woo a girl directly without pretending to be concerned about the weather, or politics or music or movies. These shy cowards get shuffled naturally into the friend list when all the while, they are nursing a romantic relationship

* guys who don’t take no for an answer. They hang around, tease their targets with gifts, money and attention while the girl introduces them to her buddies as just a “nice friend “.

Scientifically, research has proven men are more apt to go to bed with their female friends than the other way round.

At the risk of sounding bias, men are wired to believe that if a woman enjoys his company, jokes, and time, naturally she wouldn’t mind sleeping with him.

Quite a considerable figure of rape indicates the victims were well known to their male assailants.

There are few—bordering on non-existent —men who would refuse the chance to sleep with their female friends. That’s just the blunt unpalatable truth.

Stepping on the daring path now; I dare any male who has had a close female non-romantic friend to deny never having —in brief moments— imagined what it’d feel like sleeping with her.

Lastly, only women are truly biologically and emotionally capable of being close platonic friends with males. There’s a tiny gap for exemptions but I worry the number isn’t enough to rule out generalizations.

There’s just something organically unsettling in males preventing a platonic relation completely devoid of the thought of sex.

sarrki:
Enemies of state won't see that he's a Hausa man

So far you hate or against pmb

You are their friend

enemies of state? So anyone who disagrees with President Buhari is an enemy of Nigeria.

Are you saying you don’t have the mental ability to distinguish between the state as a sovereignty and that of the president who is a public servant entrusted to carry out the will of the people?

No wonder you always make a fool of yourself anytime you set your fingers upon your keyboard.

deomelo:
That was far back in 2016.

This data came from the same The Nigeria Electricity System Operator Reno LYING Omokiri the TWITTER PARROT wrongfully quoted and dare us to challenge their facts with his own lying facts.


Now, this twitter clown and parrot can and should apologize like he promised if proven wrong, but I know he won't because he's half backed and half man with lies and dishonesty written all over him.


Funny that this clown is talking about electricity considering that his worthless PDP party and his boss ruled Nigeria for 16 years with nothing but darkness till they left office and even after budgeting and looting $20 billion power fund.



Hell sounds too decdent for these worthless piece of shit..

I simply can’t grasp how your 2016 data from Nigeria electricity operator relates with the claims of President Buhari on 1st January 2018.

What Reno is saying is to debunk his claim that power generation now isn’t up to 7,000 MW as declared by the president.

You should be giving us current figures not that of 2016.

What this flunky, ambulance-chasing political hireling cum jobber is telling Nigerians is that it took the presidency over two years to appoint board members. Not only that but nobody in the presidency thought it to call the appointees by phone to gauge their acceptance/readiness for the job?

APC never disappoints with scale topping stupid utterances. Seems whenever they open their mouths they bite themselves in the arse.

junnyjake:
That's sad Bro.

She needs to know how bad her actions are hurting you.

If nothing changes, let me know. I'd assist you in teaching that Ex a lesson, nobody would tell him to not only lose her number but change his sim card and cut off every form of communication.

Sometimes, violence is the only way.

Cheers!

How would this option cure the wife from her disease of cheating?

ImperialYoruba:
The choice to invite a citizen under investigation is discretionary, it is not a statutory practice. You cannot file lawsuit and win on basis that you are a known person and should be invited. That's sense of entitlement.

get the story right, Mr. Efcc claims the reason for the invasion and arrest was because Mr. Innoson refused prior invitation. Innoson is claiming never to have received any invitation.

Innoson is not filing a suit because he wasn’t invited but because the allegations and claims by Efcc are false.

sarrki:
Didn't expect less from you

Same set of people think and reason same way

sycophancy can be executed with class but you don’t even pretend to make an effort.

You can’t even pretend to act that you aren’t paid.

It is worrisome watching a grown man like you put on a goof’s garb and act as a clown in public every time National politics is being discussed.

Waiting to read your post where you respond with facts is like waiting for the next eclipse of the sun.

angels09:

Something is wrong with the students of this institution... Police yesterday ... naval officers​ today... the day you will court soldiers... you will understand that it is in your best interests​ to be law abiding.
Someone clarified.

Nope! Something is wrong with your sense of reasoning if you don't find it distasteful for armed military men invading campus and brutalising students and staff indiscriminately.

When educated youths are being mentally and physically subjugated like this, what then is the hope of this country and how do they even begin to understand these act of barbarism is unlawful and not even obtainable in war situations in some countries?

People like you are a cancer on the fragile body of this country. A man who can't tell right from wrong is no better than road side filth.

32GB RAM? Someone erred or lied.

FTrebirth:
happy new year to you:

lezz
rosieluv (my love)
postman
mimzyy (my beauty queen)
daylyt
chicalicious creamish (my missed love)
safiaaa
firsteva
ibkayee
thesonofmark/tsom
ishilove
ikillfools
sinzu (even though we're not friends)
iykekelvins
mariinee (fine gyal)
oyindidi
bomasek
chiefpiiko (i never trolled you with any monikers)
mariga ma nigga!
obontami
funlord
ladygoddiva (my troll friend)
thedondada
blackfyre
iamj (yeye pikin)

etc..

My brother, best Nairaland friend, and comrade. I wish you a markedly prosperous new year.

May success, peace, contentment, limitless favour be your lot in 2018 and beyond.

CentaurXLV:
Thanks bro, I wish you the same.

My main was handed a 10 year ban by mayorkun44.

A main got 10 years!!! Taking about double standards and a flagrant disregard for decorum.

Heard the cretinous underbred fool has got a sore thumb from keyboard abuse

CentaurXLV, I see you. Been a while. Here's wishing you and yours a prosperous 2018.

Mariinee:
Sekxy
Smelly.mouth
Donp.oker9
Onn asucs
Ons.telly
McBr.ooklyn
Trap.hedges
Gre.iboy
MrB.igman1
Sex.ytemi
Pho.toshoot
Emp.erorlee
Ber.lyn1
Ros.ieluv
Maky.debbie
Das.herz
Kus.hykush
Afrosa.murai
Le.zz
Lso.fdk
Jag.ugu88li
Roy.alblak007
Naij.aboiy
Dimple.s129
Bl.untboy
Ric.hiethePH
SIIN.XU
Com.radespade
Naij.amakossa
Prin.ceakins
Hor.lohlah
Obiora.thesubtle

A very happy new year to you all!
I will modify as I remember, lol.

thank you , considerate , pretty baby.

Wishing you a fruitful and prosperous new year.

edimolu:
Choi which kain olodo u be so? You only show me simgular and plural going with is and are? Awuzu billahi y u just dumb like dis?, why ur brain dey spill mucus na? See as u just go off-point with ypur foolish analysis

All of nairaland "knows" , ,? Choi and u still dey argue am?

The word all is an adverb and also axts as a determiner when used to start a sentence, the word nairaland has no effect in the verb being used...you no get sense, go ask ur betters , dem go knock u before dem reason u better....olodo oshi

Just dey gbagaun anyhow, which one be educational destitution, e no go better for ur papa for giving me headache....oloriburuku oshi

I showed you both singular nouns going with singular verbs.

And plural nouns going with plural verbs.

You are a discombobulated illiterate who doesn't even know verbs and their appropriate usages. Please see the two circles I marked off in the pics.

First one is an adverb used as a determiner going with a singular noun and taking a singular verb.

The second encircled ring is the plural example.

I have , within 5 minutes, excelled where your father failed.

Listen here, you're only putting up a weak dishonest front because I have rubbished you and all you stand for before these beautiful people of Nairaland.

You're a shiftless commoner, a pretender and an empty bozo.

I will never grace your mentions anymore. You're beneath the alcohol I expel as urine. Never again will I engage a backwater retárd like you again.

You died with 2017.

Any man who sired a shiftless idiot like you must be lower than a regular Joe and marrried to an aimless hooker who stinks worse than a discarded can of tin milk.

Your genealogical foundation is a porous as President Buhari's plans to revive Nigeria's economy.

Goodbye and happy 2018.