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FamilyRe: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by lezz(m): 3:05am On Dec 29, 2017
mtngloetiartel:
oloriburukwu ni e! Scary creature
you found a need to saunter to my profile by 3 am. Looking for idle chitchat? I can only promise you recurring nightmares.
FamilyRe: My Husband Not Talking To Me, Because I Gave A Man Wrong Number by lezz(m): 2:41am On Dec 29, 2017
amyzon:
It started yesterday afternoon when my husband took me to the hospital to pick up my family planning pills with our 2 months old baby. To cut the story short, I went into d midwife's office alone to pick d pill , ask questions and get answers.

Inside the midwives office was a very young doctor who got involved in all my discussion with the midwife. Alone the line, the midwife went out to pick something and at that moment the young doctor asked me for my number, I gave him a wrong number .

So when we got home I told my husband about it. He got angry , started attacking me about it , my husband said giving the doctor a number at all was me insulting him, that it doesn't matter if it was a wrong number or not .

Truth is, I'm not the type to insult a guy who approached me, I always give wrong number. I have been apologising to my husband since yesterday even when I totally don't think I did something wrong , Yet he is still boiling up. Pls I need to understand what I did wrong cos I don't think I did something wrong.
A wife and a mother and you still don’t see what you did wrong?

Giving out a false number indicates you’re bad at saying no. It shows you can’t stand your ground and be firm on your decision.

If that doctor runs into you again, he’s going to demand why you gave him a wrong number and you’re going to give one clumsy lie or excuse to cover up which will only increase his confidence or encourage his advances. That’s what your husband knows, that’s why he’s upset.

With your level , you’re supposed the be able to tell admirers off firmly and politely with a very clear message. Giving out wrong number is so childish and any worldly predator will readily understand you’re a very weak person.
FamilyRe: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by lezz(m): 2:26am On Dec 29, 2017
mtngloetiartel:
you said it all. U hav exposed urself
What an ungainly display of low-level power of inference!

At the grocery store, try the food marked “logic” and ignore the ones lebelled “attention-jockeying”.

It’s bad for your intellectual deportment.
PoliticsRe: Bashir Gwandu, Yusuf Buhari’s Friend In Coma (Photos) by lezz(m): 1:46am On Dec 29, 2017
sarrki:
Anyone that wish Yusuf dead will not see new year
May the one going against the voice of reason, supporting Nigeria’s common enemy die dishonorably like a vagabond motor park ticket tout.

May his grave be given as much respect as a public dump site and may tomorrow forget his yesterday forever.
FamilyRe: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by lezz(m): 1:10am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:
Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection grin

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus? undecided

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"
Blablabla...

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.
if you didn’t employ copy and paste here, then you must be very experienced in men’s sexual anxiety.
PoliticsRe: Catholic Priest Stops Governor Samuel Ortom From Addressing The Church In Benue by lezz(m):
veraponpo:
It is your Bishop that is acting against the Bible.

Roman 13:1-3 is good for you.
I can’t see the bearing between this thread and a catholic Bishop.

Are you among the holy crusading thieves or part of the spiritual slaves?
CultureRe: Are Brazilian People Black? by lezz(m): 4:13pm On Dec 27, 2017
Jesse01:
ur wrong wrong wrong wrong!!!!!!!!
Yes Brazil is of mix race. Thread is as dead as your brain is unreceptive to knowledge grin grin grin

Goodluck on your quest for a better thread.
CultureRe: Are Brazilian People Black? by lezz(m): 4:07pm On Dec 27, 2017
Jesse01:
as in how? u said Brazilian are mix I ask wat is mix race,do u even know d. meaning of mix race?
Ogbeni, when you’re too busy editing and re-editing your post, how will you see the explanation of what a mix race in a country is?
CultureRe: Are Brazilian People Black? by lezz(m):
Jesse01:
Even u dat is quoting me is also wrong lol, We are not talking about Mix race, we are talking about d Main Brazilians, minus d blacks,(of course blacks where slaves)
The original question is :

bjornl:
Are Brazilian people black?
Why are you editing your post after it has been quoted to hide your embarrassing lack of worldview? Abi you wan use mumu question hit front page?

They have told you Brazilians are not Caribbeans and you jumped to Hispanic and they are not even related to Spain angry

What is the “ main Brazilian “ ? Too ashamed to own up to your limited scope of knowledge?

Brazil is made up of over 5 races, so they are mixed races as Brazilians.

Hmm, if you don’t know what to do with data, try porn. It’s better than looking stupider with each post.
CultureRe: Are Brazilian People Black? by lezz(m):
Jesse01:
We are not talking about Mix race, we are talking about d Main Brazilians, minus d blacks,(of blacks where slaves)
You can’t even take correction or learn.

The original settlers or native Brazilians are the Indios or povos indigenas no Brasil and they are not Hispanic. they are just about 0.4% of Brazil’s population.

So they are insignificant to today’s Brazil. Brazil as we know it is made of of mixed races.
CultureRe: Are Brazilian People Black? by lezz(m): 3:46pm On Dec 27, 2017
Jesse01:
Brazil are not mix race lol
by mixed race, I mean multiracial. There are also large instances of mix races in marriage and copulation.

The original people of Brazil are the Indios, the the Europeans from Portugal came as colonialists and settlers, then Africans and Asians, comprising Arabs and more.

How can you say Brazil is Hispanic when they don’t even speak Spanish ? sad

You’re flat out wrong.
CultureRe: Are Brazilian People Black? by lezz(m): 2:42pm On Dec 27, 2017
Jesse01:
they are Caribbeans , and Caribbeans are not black dey are hispanic
Caribbeans refer to a geographical area and the countries situated therein. It doesn’t refer to people.

Brazil is made up of mixed races.
RomanceRe: Can You Trust Your Girl If She's A Social Media Addict? by lezz(m): 10:47am On Dec 27, 2017
Facebook
WhatsApp
Instagram
Nairaland
Twitter have all contributed their fair share in relationship collapse. Facebook alone amounted for over 25% of marital infidelities according to survey 3 years ago.

Women are far more emotional creatures and are given more to imaginary tales and adventure which social media readily provides.

The bitter truth is any girl who is an addict to social media is always nearly emotionally unavailable and cannot emotionally invest in a real relationship 70%
PropertiesRe: Landowners In Abuja Take IG Of Police To Court For Illegal Seizes Of Property by lezz(m):
Nigeria's embarrassing police! How could you take possession of someone's property with the excuse you're preventing the breakdown of law and order?

There's no legal premise for that. The legal thing the police would have done is to safeguard the properties of the legitimate owners and provide protection to the property and not seize it. This is what obtains in international police practice anywhere.

Nigeria police is an embarrassment to police worldwide.
PoliticsRe: Amosun And The Burden Of Non Indigenes In Ogun State - By Dr Chris Orie by lezz(m): 9:37pm On Dec 26, 2017
resurgentxtian4:
Is the bolded by force?
If this is all you could say, then you’re good at subterfuge to avoid being exposed as a petty tribal bigot.

Needless question stemmed from a mind too weak to hold hard facts.

2sa2:
we should come and do businesses in igbo land so that we can be defrauded right? And so that the men that forbid nothing can start chasing our wives, thank you so much for the offer, but no thanks.
Laughable postulation too low to grace a topic like this. Seems like reason given for fear of failure.
PoliticsRe: Amosun And The Burden Of Non Indigenes In Ogun State - By Dr Chris Orie by lezz(m): 8:59pm On Dec 26, 2017
tiger28:
he lives in lagos though BUT a proud Kano man. Only a BASTARD will drag indigineship with the natural indigine......see what all these Baby factories don cause now. These Serpents are EVEN dragging ISRAELI citizenship from the Israelishuh??Lost ppl,Shameless ppl,Shameless Pigs!!!
Throw baseless sentiments out the logical window. I think the senate was debating about removing indigene status out of the law books and if memory serves me right, anyone who has lived in a place for a specified period is an indigene by law in Nigeria .

I think indigene regardless of tribe should be encouraged in Nigeria. And I think Igbos are amongst true nationalists in the country in terms of integration and settlements outside their home towns. That’s what Nigeria needs to fully grow and develop and cure her cancerous tribal malignancy.

Others should setup business/shops and house in Onitsha and Enugu too.
PoliticsRe: Amosun And The Burden Of Non Indigenes In Ogun State - By Dr Chris Orie by lezz(m): 7:12pm On Dec 26, 2017
lakhadimar:
this is the dangote cement factory in ogun state. why is dangote not asking for the certificate of indigene despite his contribution to the economic growth of ogun and Lagos where he is currently building the largest oil refinery in Africa.

why must it always be the greedy Ibos who keep requesting for what they cannot offer others in their own land
But does Dangote reside in Ogun State? Building factories and firms in Ogun doesn’t make one qualify for indigenity. Duration of residency does.
CrimeRe: Religious Discrimination And Unfair Ban On Nairaland. by lezz(m):
nurshah:
Am wondering how and why I was banned for three days for " bullying " whereas the person who insulted my religion and prophet was over looked and allowed to still have access to nairaland.


What is nairaland trying to say? That its okay for Islam to be insulted on public forum ?


Cc: seun
insulting your “prophet“ and religion isn’t a crime in Nairaland. The world doesn’t orbit around religious muppets like you.
CrimeRe: Notorious Cultist Of Eiye Cult Group Killed On Christmas Day In Delta (photos) by lezz(m): 6:15pm On Dec 26, 2017
Looks like injuries from a locally made gun.
RomanceRe: Attention All Nairalander by lezz(m): 9:28pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:
Don't you dare le.zz angry

Have you changed your number?

Come back on my bbm cheesy grin

I'll give you the pin... mention me somewhere.

Really missed you sweetie! It's been too long kiss
lol. Number's same. If yours hasn't changed, I will send you an SMS.
RomanceRe: Attention All Nairalander by lezz(m): 7:15pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:
Daddy is here!!! grin grin grin

Missed you like a fat kids loves cake kiss
You have no idea the near lethal levels my heart had to put up with since you have been missing.
RomanceRe: Attention All Nairalander by lezz(m): 6:44pm On Dec 25, 2017
Mariinee:
Lezz!! I swear I was just about to call you. Where have you been?
Pretty+ brains.

Virtually, I have been in jail and now on parole for Christmas grin

In reality, I'm in Delta, having crossed over last night from the East, and boozing up for Christ's good-natured love.

I will call you when I'm sober.
RomanceRe: Attention All Nairalander by lezz(m): 6:14pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:
Leslie, lezz, Lezzlie, lezznjr lez! Where are you? cry

Merry Christmas and a happy new year handsome kiss kiss kiss

Miss you so come and find me... please embarassed
The fuel scarcity impeded my mobility to seek you out grin

A fabulous Christmas to you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Wish 5 Nairalanders A Merry Christmas by lezz(m): 10:54am On Dec 25, 2017
Lalas247:
Merry Christmas .... To all those I truly Love kiss kiss kiss
If I haven’t spoken to you in last 5 days my dear this message is not for you grin swerve Biko .....

Special thanks to Lefu.lefu & Kimb.raa you two Kai ... kiss won’t be here if it wasn’t for ur tough love haha ...
Queen.sekxy
Shina.rlaura
Makyd.ebbie
Sexyb.bstar
Twa.ci
Mhi.zzaj
Mj.shexy
My main bishes grin #teamsexyandweknowit #haterscandie #moneygang grin lol no mind me o Christmas happiness

To the fellas the real cool ones ... you know the ones we fight today but deep down we know it’s not that deep .... and it’s all love
LezZ : beard gang of laive kiss
Joe .... lol you know I can’t remember ur moniker grin drinks on me tonight ... red label wink
Ken.nyID17
My.nd44
Lala.sticlala
Se.un
Ia.mzod
Day.lyt
Dje.ezy
Ba.bz .... lol which moniker u dey use o oga grin
Fem.ieddy
Ra.ndy91
Kush.ykush ... papikush wink
Dea.drat
royal.blak007
Trap.hedges wink

To all my followers merry Christmas ... if I forget u Biko no vex o .. morning brain cells depletead grin
Thank you, babe. Wishing you lots of love and a Merry Christmas.
Christianity EtcRe: Merry Christmas Nairalanders - 2017 by lezz(m): 9:57am On Dec 25, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Merry Xmas to my friends: lezz, thesonofmark, ftrebirth, rosieluv, creamish, Mimzyy, Postmann, firsteva, obontami, naptu2 and of course, Ishilove.
Merry Christmas to you big Joe and all the aforecited friends and buddies. May love, peace and good health be our lot this Yuletide and unto the New year.
BusinessRe: EFCC Files Fraud Charges Against Innoson Motors, Innocent Chukwuma by lezz(m): 11:00pm On Dec 24, 2017
ettybaba:
Illiterate please go back to school.
There is a difference between an account holder and a shareholder.
And how does an empty, grandstanding "shareholder" like you have access to privileged information , even telling us Innoson's other two banks.

You're making my Christmas Eve by evading all the posers I have presented to you.

Witless clown.
BusinessRe: EFCC Files Fraud Charges Against Innoson Motors, Innocent Chukwuma by lezz(m): 10:43pm On Dec 24, 2017
ettybaba:
Dude I'm heavily invested in GTB and many other banks in the Nigeria Stock Exchange.
I know what the banks write as "bad loan" year in year out while the loan beneficiaries live large.
So you're just a client to GTB and you know Innoson forged clearing papers, you know GTB bank's key customers, you even know Innoson has bank accounts with diamond and fidelity. Do you have his BVN as a privileged GTB customer too , or it's just rumour ?

Common, you're a GTB man payed as a cyber hustler.
BusinessRe: EFCC Files Fraud Charges Against Innoson Motors, Innocent Chukwuma by lezz(m): 10:37pm On Dec 24, 2017
ettybaba:
I won't call your father an idio but we are not in the same class. Give me the same respect you give your father.
Your unbridled emotional outbursts suggest your upbringing is inferior to my domestic lackeys.

Let fathers be, except you want his evisceration for your Christmas gift.

Try sounding half as intelligent as you have always hoped to be.
BusinessRe: EFCC Files Fraud Charges Against Innoson Motors, Innocent Chukwuma by lezz(m):
ettybaba:
To say the I'm disappointed in the ibos that turned this case into a tribal affair is to say the least.
I learnt that Innosson MD operated fatter accounts with both Fidelity and Diamond banks owned by Ibos in 2009 when he was seeking for loan but they did not believe in his dream. They would rather lend their money to fuel importers.
GTB took a risk and borrow this ingrate and unfaithful man called Innocent Chukwuma the money he needed and look at where we are today.
Why didn't this man turn against his tribesmen when they refused to lend him money for his business?
The man forged a document to clear his goods when he had not paid GTB but GTB was magnanimous with him and his business even after innoson confessed to the SFU (Special Fraud Unit) he forged the documents.
Unreasonable fellows are calling for their people to close their accounts in GTB. Whao!!
GTB makes over 76% of their profit from just top 150 customers. Some of the e-rats calling for boycott of GTB are actually burden on the bank.
Have the senseless tribalist thought of if GTB decides to sack their brothers and sisters working in the bank?
Innoson is doing well by setting up a manufacturing company in Nigeria but I must quickly add so also is GTB that is lending home grown companies money.
Innoson shot himself in the foot by turning the whole thing to a tribal affair.
His people are all over Abuja and Lagos with caps in hands pleading for soft landing buts its too late.
You're either a GTB staff or a lowgrade hireling.

Funny how you GTB thieves proclaim you won't comment on the saga but you're very apt to make comments hiding like a wharf rat in social media.

If Innoson forged papers, why are you only just bringing it to the fore after 3 high courts have asked you to pay back the billions you overcharged? how does that answer for your criminal over charge of his loan repayments?

You soulless corporate criminals are only looking for ways to stall the court-ordered repayment of the overcharge, so you went digging and came up with a fraud charge so you won't need to pay the billions you owe.

And how can a bank rely on just 150 of its customers to make its profits? You just unwittingly proved GTB is a dead bank without clientele circulation and reach.

You even chid your loyal customers as being a burden to the bank where they keep their hard-earned money.

What an arrogant, unprofessional waste of banking licence you idiots are!
TravelRe: Watch Japanese Police Officer On Bicycle Chase & Pull Over A Lamborghini Huracan by lezz(m): 11:56am On Dec 23, 2017
The Nigeria police driven by inferiority complex, overflowing low self esteem, who believes a uniform is a sign of superiority, will bark for the driver to alight from the vehicle.

He might be taken to the station and have his vehicle impounded just for a traffic offence.
CelebritiesRe: Morachi Wears Pant To Promote KAKALO His New Song (Photos) by lezz(m): 5:06pm On Dec 22, 2017
obontami:
Did you saw girl's breast?
Those boobs are more dick-worthy than tongue-deserving.

I’m a hip yansh dude but those boobs will sway my vote.

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