₦airaland Forum

Ikillfools:
useless by who or whom? only in your useless and worthless dream do such reality exist. edimolu, or is edimugu. I once told you you're a cancer on this earth, and you need serious chemotherapy to stop your cancerous cells from spreading. now take your acute stupidity and disappear into the abyss of foolishness.

you're not worth my time, heck, the only thing you're worth is less than a drop of water in the atlantic ocean. do yourself the favour of being the obtuse loser you truly are.

So much for 2018 for the son of a tearful ghost called edimolu

edimolu:
Common shut up there before i wooz u betta slap, you still dey argue mumucally, which kain saw-dust com full ur brain so? U wey use "all" as a determiner no know say it gaz go with the verb "know".....u mumu no be small...olodo oshi, you better go skul back...

Wetin eye no go see oooo, hard.don na rob.ot?...okay...talk another one.....ode

Edimolu, the cost of my educational qualifications quadruples your father's life savings and that of his father and his father and their fathers!!!

When adverbs such as "all" "some" "none" are used as determiners to herald a noun, the verb takes the position of the noun.

So if the noun is singular, the verb takes a singular form. But if the noun is plural, the verb takes a plural form.

In my case, Nairaland is a singular noun, thus the verb preceding it can not be grammatically influenced by " all".

So, Mr. Bland daft, it is grammatically wrong to say " all of Nairaland know". You're a simpleton. A waste of human effort. It should read , "all of Nairaland KNOWS"

See pics for illustration. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6489759_2017123122_37_44_jpeg218d5a8f5f4bb7cf866bbd41130f21eb



By the way, It's 10:46 pm. You said you'll be in church with your girl by 10pm. But here you are trying hard to best me.

When i told you you are as fake as your mother's breast she used in coning your dim-witted father into a sham marriage you keep denying it .

Failed idiot from a cursed union.


Now, I have demolished you beyond repair. Ridiculed your educational destitution and exposed you as just another frustrated sod hugging the cyberspace aimlessly out of boredom and inactivity.

Never in your wretched life try to correct someone greater than the polluted filth you call your bloodlines.

Magnified idiot.

Ikillfools:
hopefully, he'll be perfumed with fuel and set ablaze, so his foolishness will go 'up in smoke' like burnt offering.

Sadly his life won't be worth the fuel. Nairaland is just an excapism, a long hiatus out of the misery that has marked his existence.

postmann:
Ah! Oh! Yeah!, harder! Moaned the bìtch ass, faggit, who enjoys being lezz-fùcked every now and again.

He likes it rough, brutal and rectum-shattering. He goes down on all fours, beckoning lezz to a rear entrance.

Armed with two powerful thighs and with a loin made of steel, lezz obliges... taking hold of edimolu's hips and there goes the most savage of fùcks.

Exploded rectum, torn, bloodstained anal-ligaments left this biťchass still crying for more. "How about a party with postmann sticking it in my mouth while you, lezz continues to trailer-ram me from behind?", the bitch ass sugggests.

Hahahaha ! Edimolu murdered on a cold , harmattan-enveloped new year's eve.

Ikillfools:
LMFAO!

looks like 2018 is gonna be a good year.

this delivery, is sublime. Bravo _postmann, brah fvcking voooo!.

2017 is ending with edimolu being shellacked, scalped and beheaded like a lynch mob victim

edimolu:
You don gbagaun again , na "know" not "knows" naa, see kukuma kill me finish, ahan, na by must to type?

i tire for you ooo, u don start ur same story again,

I ask harddon for tips, how e take concern you na? na you be harddon?, abi na you be harddon papa? Abi na harddon dey feed you sotey you carry the matter for head like goat-horn , Your brain still never mature,infact i don vex sef oya i send 100 pms today, and i go send 1000 tomorrow and 10000 the next, now wey i don confirm am for you, chop shiit and die...

Mofo

So Nairaland is now a plural subject to go with plural verb? LOMAO!!!

See the product of a backwood educational system where teachers accept farm produce as school fees.

Is emboldened ignorance part of the genetics of your contaminated bloodlines or you developed it from head wounds I have subjected you to?

Harddón-product. What if I told you harddón is just a programmed entity existing only in Nairaland.

You're the sperm every mother wished ended in a miscarriage.

edimolu:
You no get sense walai, you just get beef with wisdom, after i don expose you countless times, u still dey quote yourself, ogun faya you for there., clownish-slowpoke

all of Nairaland knows who postmann is. I have goaded, used and discarded you tonight like a banana peel.

Nairaland serial PM-sending bandit. Get use to life as an aimless, Nairaland mono-fixated psychedelic, non-achiever who was rejected by every girl in Nairaland until you started harrasing harddón for tips on how to get a girl friend .

Ghost face

You're standing at the same edge of foolhardiness that caused your mother her short , unproductive life.

And you cannot use us as the backlash of your father's paternal rascality and frustrations.

I heard you're an only son, and the ancestral deity that ended your parents' marriage prematurely and killed your mother has started fanning your neck.

Frustrated ceaseless onanist.

FTrebirth:
i think he's a better blogger than even linda ikeji.

just a pity Linda had to come first

postmann:
Thy pen is as sharp as a surgeon's knife
Thou merciless monster with a heartless ribcage
Many have fallen behind the walls of thy theater
Their blood flow like a waterfall falling from a great height.

Behold thy new patient
Entrapped within thy walls
Your blade sparkles in the heat of readiness
As he boils in fright, yielding his tender flesh
To the cruelty of your incisions.

Now he says I am you. Is he suffering from perceptual disturbances or from blurred vision inflicted from my gentle knifing?

edimolu:
Pffffttt, shiooor, e no enter ogbeni, try harder..no be everybody be like you, i still gbensh my babe today, we dey enter church together by 10pm go shout happy new year, after that we go gbensh again and again and again till my schlong no gree stand!

Awon ti vaseline crew! Twalee, owo meji loke, I sure say u don buy many jars of vaseline, na your left hand go suffer pass, lol, the thing wey you do sotey for 2017 wey no make ur leg balance till now, i wish u godspeed baba, no go marry! Oponu

.Ediaat, no be you dey claim busy before, now u don get time abi? Ode oshi

Take a pause and read the part I emboldened for you. You're trying hard to convince me ( Nairalanders) you got a girl and you're balling and you finished fucking today it's needless and a show of desperate defending. But of course you felt the cut that's why you began by screaming " try harder".

Your emotional muscles are ill-developed. That's why your a perfect sport for my mental chess.

Like a palace goof or a paid bozo-twät. Fit only for pastime amusement.

Let me leave you now.

Here's hoping 2018 brings you true pussy to wet your sheets and heal you from the aftershock of your maternal loss.

Ruined son of a hovering ghost held in limbo.

FTrebirth:
nice blog.

looolz. We have to welcome him to your blog.

edimolu:
Common keep kwayet dere, O boy , i too gbadun u , u no dey ever disappoint, ur mumuism no dey ever end, too much talk, you swallow parrot nii? Even nairaland-addict like u dey claim busy, wetin man eye no go see...

Try get sense this new year abeg!

No need to be worked up over the truth.

People say internet behavior doesn’t mirror reality offline. But I have often disagreed.

31st December 2017 we’re in the spirit of celebrating the emergence of 2018 with fanfare and celebrations while you are here locked up in a dark room trying to celebrate the new year with mentions.

No surprises you need Nairaland intervention to get a girlfriend.

Mr. Blahs, slide your phone into your hip pocket and dare the world outside your door without resorting to the fleeting reality Nairaland projects.

You want a real girlfriend for 2018 as opposed to a virtual one for 2017, don’t you?

edimolu:
Cos na you be nairaland-police abi? Oga go rest abeegi ,carry nairaland matter for head like weavon

It is tasking having to skip busy routine to give boondogglers a piece of reality but...
Even in a border-less dome like cyberspace , the idea of equality is a farce. Keep the hierarchical classification system untainted by giving your opinion where it is sought.

substantial323:
black people spend approximately 8 billion dollars each year on fake china and Brazilian made hair. that's disgraceful to black people. Wigs and artificial hair should be banned from black society.
while black societies live in poverty ,the Chinese who manufacture these fake hair are smiling to the bank while building their society.
black girls should have natural short hair or braids .

Never seen a race of female so self-loathing, inadequate, self-damning, dependent, with low carriage, inferior outlook, double faced and totally lacking in ability to draw strength from within like black women.

They are the most expensive women in the world and at same time having the devil’s luck to be the most abusive, impatient, most clumsy in bed and totally unromantic.

TheHistorian:
This is one of the post I see that makes me doubt the seriousness of an average Nigerian youth. . .

What has PMB done to warrant Nigerians' forgiveness. . .What really?

When GEJ was cheerfully distributing your generational wealth to some selected few. . .Didn't you tag him a hero?

When GEJ made Sure-P an avenue for PDP chieftains to enrich themselves. . . .nobody wailed.

Swear on this day that none of your family,relatives or friends benefitted from N-Power?

Shior.

Jonathan’s regime with all its shortcomings is far better than this living death Buhari has put Nigeria through.

You’re a blame magnet like President Buhari. Never taking responsibility for your failures and shortsightedness but looking for subterfuges to deflect your incompetency.

Twice in Nigeria’s history, Buhari has brought scale topping, unprecedented hardship to Nigerians never before experienced.

What is N-power? 30k beggars money that gets fizzled away in daily transportation and feeding? Same stipends APC is stealing with hundreds of thousands of ghosts applicants?

Shame.

Jaksmillioniar, there’s no squawks or scraps. I have never been stirred to engage in a true quarrel here with these rebellious greenhorn Earthlings.

But every over-ambitious underclass commoner needs to be put in his place to keep the hierarchy unpopulated from the unbridled reach of unruly peasants.

Statsocial:
Yes i am gladly a Living Faith Slave-That is a complement, my faith in Jesus is indeed a Living one. Thank you very much! If you are trying to instigate me against Catholics then go back to the demons that sent you-tell them to try harder, i don't fall for such crap.

The vast majority of western missionaries came by ship to Africa!

An insignificant number that came to Africa didn’t own their aircraft. They risked diseases, isolation, violence, cultural tsunami. They either chartered or leased the aircraft from government which was indirectly aiding colonialism.

Also, those white folks were taking risks bringing the gospel to a place uncharted by civilization and Christianity . Trying to make a comparison between you money-haunting pastors and the risk-taking, selfless missionaries is a grave sin. If they were missionaries, Adeboye and his caravan of modern day spiritual entrepreneurs are not.

Today’s pastors are moving about in convoys with the deportment of governors, flying private jets across the globe for programs and events never for missionary work. ( that’s what most modern day church is all about)

No one is fooled. Over a hundred million Nigerians are in abject, bone-shrinking poverty and these mega churches are erecting elite schools and buying private jets when their members are perpetually enmeshed in the murky waters of material and spiritual poverty.

Can any of those self-deluded pastors be busier than the prime minister of the United Kingdom or the Pope ? Answer’s no. Neither owns a jet to his name and they get around conveniently.


Admit it, the fad amongst you church men used to be building the largest church cathedral and racing to open more branches across the nation, then it spiraled into setting up international branches and using convoys and long security details.

Now the bragging right is in owning private jets to measure your spiritual potency.


What would be the next index in a few years?



Only in Africa, the land of political and spiritual slaves will you dare type this rubbish to justify a church owning a jet in the face of blinding poverty and citing uncorrelated scriptures to back it up.

TheUbermensch:
The long epistle wasn't to justify rape, rather it was to explain the fact that most times there's more than meets the eye, and while the man is being blamed, the female should also take her share of the blame where necessary. Like blame her for being stupid enough to spend the night in a guy's house she doesn't trust, or for visiting a guy scantily dressed. Honestly these things are misdemeanours and should be treated as one.

Rape should and can never be classified as a misdemeanor. It’s a heinous crime that should be punished with the harshest of punitive measures.

Most victims never ever recover from the scathing psychological damage of rape or from the emotional turmoil.

Trying to blame the victim is soullessly endorsing the rapist and making it a lesser crime. Armed robbery isn’t lesser than what it is because I chose to move at night or forgot to lock my front door.

Men are not base primal beasts whose mental mechanisms shutdown upon sighting a scantily clad girl.

For any man to physically overpower a girl and have his away against her will, such a man is a sadistic monster and should be deprived of his copulative rights.

TheUbermensch:
Woman calm your balls.
That guy was right. There are signals. You don't expect to enter a guy's house acting all cozy and sluttish and expect all to be well for you.
Rape is just an act. There are certain factors that preempt it. So why should the dude always get the full blame?! Because he committed the act? So every other thing before it should be overlooked?! So y'all should be allowed to dress as indecent as y'all choose and the moment a guy touches you, it's shout. Smh

You are addressed the way you're dressed and the facade you put up.

Still nothing justifies rape.

At the emboldened, what then is all the long epistle you have been chirping if you’re going to contradict yourself eventually?

ExplicitContent:
An embarrassment to the Army..
The army should handle his persecution not the Police. He should be forwarded for corporal punishment asap.

All these is said only if the news is TRUE by the way

Under what law will the army handle the matter? This is a case of armed robbery so he goes to the usual court of the land. Army way try him summarily and dismiss him thereafter send him back to the police for trial.

How is armed robbery punishable by corporal punishment anywhere?

247frolicboss:
Today, The Group Managing Director Of NNPC, Maikanti Baru, was Assessing the Improving Fuel Situation in Abuja & Environs.



In his words as he assessed in one of the various filling stations in the Federal Capital, he said:





http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/12/photos-gmd-nnpc-baru-all-smiles-as-he.html

So it’s only Abuja and environs that are affected by fuel scarcity?

Incompetent and senseless people everywhere with APC

Ishilove:
Lol. Lezz which year will you repent?

repent of what?

Ishilove:
*sigh*

Lez. z don't start

Lol. Nothing started,Silky smooth you.

analize701:
Oga, biko keep me for gran, i fit run.

BTW, Compliment of the season to you and yours.

analize701:
Oga, biko keep me for gran, i fit run.

BTW, Compliment of the season to you and yours.

yeah, got a stiff and turgid seasonal gift for you.

analize701:
You are very correct sir. I will run and hide. That's why i shouted at Ishilove.

Ishi. shey you see? the king has come defending his queen. pls leave me out of it o.

still looking out for you in my own away and bringing out the lady tucked somewhere deep in both your cores.

Abraham101:
I want to use this medium to warn Nigerians against payment before delivery on Jumia online shopping. I placed an order in Jumia after payment what Jumia delivered was far below what i paid. I have sent several mails and called Jumia customer service several times no positive respond from Jumia i therefore conclude that this is a pure act to defraud the public is an act of scam from Jumia Nigerian should beware of Jumia payment before delivery principal is a pure scam, a criminal act to defraud the public of their hard earned money. The first picture is what I paid and ordered for and the other picture was what Jumia delivered.

You should have rejected the item at their collection office. Jumia is only an online agent and platform for individuals and firms to sell their products.


The normal practice is to reject the product right away.

sarrki:
Ozekhome is the most corrupt human on earth


He's a bigot and tribalistic lawyer of his time

He's a PDP stalwart

I was worried you will make a comment on the his thread leaving out the facts and points and go after the shadows of lunacy that is always never far from your nose.

No wonder she was divorced just like that.

analize701:
Ishilove!!!!!. See my head o. Before some girl will come at me with a loaded gun. Lezz is sound, strong and... i don't know what else. And, Sarrasin is smart, too smart. But he is a Mystic, awww. I wish he wasn't.

Mia Caro, biko, don't be vex wee mee, it's just a wish.

Ishilove:
Like Sa. rassin, L. ezz...

Dialogue of mischief. You’re idly stoking the smoldering embers of her ire in the guise of a harmless discourse.

When she comes, Analice will scurry into the shadows and ishilove will employ her long reach of mod-expediency.

FOLYKAZE:
Where does all the sales proceed of religious item go to? Government?

What of the special prayers fee?

Where does the salaries of the Pastors come from?

What about the offering and tithing plus unverified donations?

If churches and mosque are taxed, then NGOs should be taxed too for they both receive charity and donations voluntarily from individuals.

However any church which has a separate business structure like schools, hostels, hotels or printing press should be taxed on those but never as a church.

stephanie11:
@POLITICSNGR

The Minister of Interior, Lt-Gen. Abdulrahman Dambazau (rtd); his FCT ministry counterpart, Alhaji Mohammed Bello; and the Senate President’s wife, Mrs. Toyin Saraki; stayed throughout the night of Tuesday till Wednesday at the hospital with Hajia Aisha Buhari.

This is what Nigerian politics has been reduced to; a show of mindless sociopolitical camaraderie.

Scale topping sycophancy. Senate president ‘s wife playing auxiliary sister/ maid to the president’s wife for political gains when a formal statement of empathy would be the most honourable thing to do.

What a show of shame!

The living skeleton will never take responsibility.

A classless show of affection. Seems couples are doing the absurd to outdo and outshine the previous pre-wedding couple.

And then the respect and reverence for marriage is being trivialize by couples who are under the illusion marriage is a show biz.