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Romance › Re: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by lezz(m): 1:03pm On May 20, 2016
mimzy:
Ha...PMhuh do you want your girlfriend to break my head angry angry
No 2. stated out loud and clear. grin grin grin
But it isn't a one-way traffic. So your heart won't ever do the double. wink

mimzy:
ehn ehnnnnn cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
and what was ur response to her. cheesy
"...until you made me..." how did i make u blv? smiley
that reminds me... i have a thread to finish reading cheesy
I assured her what I just assured you above cheesy

Last night? My suspicion became my belief after seeing one of NL's finest female point me to a route I so loved to ignore. cheesy

Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Why Slim Girls Will Always Look Better(photos) by lezz(m): 12:56pm On May 20, 2016
benedict100:
hey bro..hope u ain't gay...y ask for his mail?
Has not this gay catchphrase become too trite and well-worn?

You seem lazy and unimaginative.

Seek new materials.
Romance › Re: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by lezz(m):
mimzy:
coughs...
Typical Nigeria girl!!! 'Coughs'. grin grin grin

You should be asking can I see ?

Two PM's will convince you I'm Eros himself grin grin grin

I have the strength and skills to make you forget about NLC strike and Buhari's decisions cheesy
Romance › Re: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by lezz(m): 12:36pm On May 20, 2016
joseph1832:
shocked shocked shocked Where dem fags_ at? You have a cool customer here... grin
cool cool cool I still have the duplicate key to Hades handed me by Satan himself.

Perhaps, the moment to excercise such powers has come.
Romance › Re: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by lezz(m): 12:34pm On May 20, 2016
mimzy:
that's what 'they' tell u abi grin grin grin
I never believed it oh. Until you made me.

That statement (no.2 ) comes in different shades wink

I was told one last night. cheesy
Family › Re: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by lezz(m): 12:31pm On May 20, 2016
joseph1832:
Yea its usually blind, that's why its the major cause of most heart breaks in contemporary times... And the fans usually watch and read in 3D. tongue grin
Love hurts, chai!!! My heart dey beat like the bomb dropping on sambisa forest grin grin grin

See as your friend dey ventilate because of one yeye statement. Ice thawed in the most subtle of manners grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by lezz(m): 12:28pm On May 20, 2016
joseph1832:
But still, I honestly don't think it would have been fun seeing you in shorts, back then. grin
My leg never straight finish abi? grin

I've always had the gift of fine bones and well moulded flesh from God himself. Hehehehe
Family › Re: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by lezz(m): 12:14pm On May 20, 2016
joseph1832:
LOL. In any event, you should know he wasn't referring to you, right?. Lol.
grin grin grin See how a general comment can be taken in the light of personal assessment?

Love, love, love grin grin grin

They say love is blind, I say love sees in 3D lens binoculars grin grin grin
Family › Re: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by lezz(m): 12:11pm On May 20, 2016
Ishilove:
You know, there are many times when your posts are little steps away from being sexist and condescending.

What tha fvck is the 'vulnerability' of the female mind? huh angry angry

Do you realise how insulting that is?
And the female mind is biologically programmed to be vulnerable. It is her source of strength and , of course , weakness too. All religious and statistical data , and real life occurrence have shed light to this.

Why stamp your feet over a trite truism that is known to both men of letters and nonreaders?



Romance › Re: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by lezz(m):
OP, you hit the mark with number 2. wink grin
Family › Re: And What If She Is Cheating? by lezz(m): 9:26am On May 20, 2016
mizzochocinco:
probably because stastitics in Africa are not recorded properly
I like the word " probably that preceded your submission. grin

You aren't too certain. Lolz.

A woman is raped every 2hrs in America. That's 500 woman a day according to 2008 statistics.

Do you still believe it's down to statistics?
Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Why Slim Girls Will Always Look Better(photos) by lezz(m): 8:35pm On May 19, 2016
DRISKLEF:
OP forgot to add the bony nyansh part sad
'sup? You have a mail.
Romance › Re: TVC Presenter, Wale Fakile Arrested For Allegedly Brutalizing His GF (Photos) by lezz(m): 5:14pm On May 19, 2016
Creamish:
The thread's topic and content have been brutalized.


But seriously... DAT looks like a busted pimple gone wrong...
grin grin grin
Culture › Re: The Negative Impact Of Westernization In Nigeria by lezz(m): 4:55pm On May 19, 2016
joseph1832:
Le.zz and post.mann, once upon a time, I wrote this... Look at how far we've come?
Hmmmn, westernisation is sweeping the globe and it isn't exactly a new phenomenon.

Other countries with varying cultures have had their government employed decrees or legislative fiats to curtail the tide of Western culture in China, Russia, the middle East and so forth.

Japan that is pro-West has succeeded in having her citizens have a healthy balance --without the need of government coercion-- between Western norms and their own indigenous customs.

Africa remains the cultural spittoon of every imaginable fad of the West.
From spiritual aping to social mimicking.

Africans, even here in NL have noded their acquiescence to atheism shocked . That's Africa the home of the supernatural, have become intellectually bamboozled into believing he can logically decipher the world of spirits. ....laughs ......

Time will tell.
Culture › Re: The Negative Impact Of Westernization In Nigeria by lezz(m): 4:38pm On May 19, 2016
joseph1832:
That's what is obtainable in the society, the whole lingua franca mentality.
In the absence of standardised indigenous language, English language remains the language of formal learning and education in Nigeria.

It is so even in countries who are native speakers eg: UK, US, Australia, Canada and New Zealand.
Politics › Re: Obama Considering Visiting Nigeria In July-New York Times by lezz(m): 3:53pm On May 19, 2016
AAinEqGuinea:
I am. Nice to meet you. How's Nigeria these days?
Hopeful grin
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m):
dasparrow:
@Bolded

What we have going on in Nigeria is more than a few social-misfits. Nigeria as a country is crawling with pedophiles and the average Nigerian-bred adult male is either a pedophile, rapist or soon-to-be pedophile or rapist. You have no idea the psychological and emotional damage that child sexual abuse causes on the victim. I am not here to support homosexuality because I know what the bible says about it. I am here to state that the average Nigerian is a hypocrite. You should be equally if not more disgusted over grown Nigerian men shoving their prick into the private part of a child. That is sick if you ask me. With homosexual relationships, at least 2 adults are consenting to being with each other. In the case of pedophilia, the child has no say. I know too many ladies that were sexually abused as kids and I can see how it affected them negatively in their lives as adults.

As long as many of you will not speak out angrily against child sexual molest, fornication and infidelity in marriage like you do with homosexuality, you people remain bloody hypocrites to me. I also believe that God will continue to punish Nigeria until we as a society do something drastic to pedophiles that will serve as a lesson that this kind of behavior should never be tolerated in any sane society.

Then again, is Nigeria a sane society?
Uncorrelated and speculative generalisation from one who is biased and nurses a grievance with Nigeria.

Politics › Re: Obama Considering Visiting Nigeria In July-New York Times by lezz(m): 4:41pm On May 18, 2016
joseph1832:
In person, or online? Lol. Anyway, I hope Obama's visit doesn't have anything to do with LGBT talk... I can just imagine Buhari going all emotional at him. Lmao.
Ah! So he's AA whenever he logs online, Hahaha. Interesting!
Politics › Re: Obama Considering Visiting Nigeria In July-New York Times by lezz(m): 2:13pm On May 18, 2016
AAinEqGuinea:
Keep fixing your own problems without sending Buhari to seek out white western or Chinese help and sympathy, then you've earned my respect for being big and Black. Otherwise you're just South Africa, with the added talent of kissing your own āss.
Are you really African American?

Been wanting to meet one
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m):
bebe2:
Too many Hypocrites in naija.

How about men that enjoy anall sexx? Shud we also class them as gays?
See how logically hollow you are?
Damn!!!!

A straight man could get turned on by the hair, or palm or tommy of a woman, but will definitely remain emotionally indifferent to these parts when in contact with a fellow man!

A man could êjaculate in between the fleshy thighs of a woman but his dick will turn flaccid in between the laps of a man.

Anal sex with women has no bearing to faggøtry.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m):
bebe2:
Well, Wat u think is never going to change the world.

Let's all live in peace.

Don't be gay and let those who are live in peace.

I just don't like this idea of a certain group of pple antagonising another be cos they think they know how things shud be.

As for Wat I I stand for? EQUAL TREATMENT OF ALL.
Only a woman will be this morally bland, standing for nothing yet pretending to give acquiescence to the "good life"

Homosexuality is not only an obfuscation of nature but a criminal act in Nigeria.

Why do gays seek to redefine the term "marriage"? A term established by heterosexuals? Why lobby and blackmail people into accepting their own pervertedness?

Why do gays prey on orphans to father them?

A gay should be honest enough to know his chosen path stands against procreation and fatherhood/motherhood.

Why the double standard?

You deny truth and sold your conscience for a fleeting minute of public handclap and an illusionary, moral sophistication!!!
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by lezz(m): 4:20pm On May 17, 2016
bebe2:
https://www.nairaland.com/3109918/4-year-old-girl-raped-death-adamawa#45692148

Is he gay?

I rather have a thousand gay men than these evil creatures.
This throws the question I asked you back into the mix; do you justify faggøtry with the conduct of a few social-misfits?

There's no rape, or heterosexual misdemeanour compared to faggøtry!!!

Faggøtry exemplifies the sickening base of human perversion that defies logic, nature and perception!!!
Romance › Re: Post Your #throwbackpix by lezz(m): 12:33pm On May 17, 2016
mimzy:
shocked shocked :oMe right now

le.zz what do u have to say grin
grin grin grin grin grin literature gone askew, eh?

On the surface, it is down right rude and puts you in a light of an indiscreet love-giver. cry cry

But what his prosody meant to depict is that you actually wow men and cause then unbending erêction grin
Romance › Re: Post Your #throwbackpix by lezz(m): 12:23pm On May 17, 2016
MUVA:
Yea right.. And Al-Qaeda didn't mean to attack the U.S too. grin
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Post Your #throwbackpix by lezz(m): 10:36am On May 17, 2016
mimzy:
*faints* cheesy cheesy

muva did u see this grin
Don't be taken aback, the lights in eyes could very well chase down the demons of my püssy-questing.

Your hips can keep me satiated and firm in the rough tides of a million hips out there.

You know what I mean. It is sequels with you. smiley
Romance › Re: Post Your #throwbackpix by lezz(m): 10:27am On May 17, 2016
MUVA:
Aha! cheesy


Hail Lesley!



You sir, are a punnani Veteran!! cool. gringrin
I was only obliging to their behest. I'm always almost innocent grin grin grin

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