₦airaland Forum

EzePromoe:
Maybe you're not getting things clear from a distance. Let me bring this a bit closer or we can involve others to check it for you. Your defense doesn't gel with the reality on ground. Maybe I could bring this a bit closer and ask the same question I've been asking for ages. Are these faces identical?

The closer it gets, the more derisory your story is.

You're making my day with this jocularity!

Smellymouth:
Egbon, it haff do joor
I don save this lyrics,i must use it on my babe tonight
Do you want "OUR QUEEN" to melt?

mimzy:
ha it's been a while...
that poetic side of you... lol

mimzy:


seen my new picture?

EzePromoe:
I'm not dumb guys. Take a look at these pics again (I shouldn't be doing this but for the sake of credibility in the contest, I have to). The verification portrait and the campaign portraits are obviously not identical. One is an older woman, lightskinned with flat nose, while the other (the younger lady) is darkskinned with pointed nose. I am not daft, I can differentiate between an edited pics and a natural one. I call on the objective minded to take a closer look at these pics.

cc: dygeasy mimzy

This can't even fly!!! Clipped wings by laughable claims and ludicrous postulations.

Alright, I get the psychology: You can actually make people see what isn't there by insistently screaming you "see" something

Both pics are frightfully the same and you know it. Don't play on the different hairstyles and lightening conditions.


FROM THE TAGGING

1) check the high forehead and hairline!!!

2) Same full sumptuous lips. (Pic one has the lips slightly spread out in a smile)

3) Same nose. And it isn't pointed in any of the pics. First pic with a smile will of course widen the nostrils. Are you not an African?

You need new materials to sell this.
Stillbirth it is!!!

fancyupage:
To all Nigeria men, please get it into your skull, you do not own a woman, she is your companion. You are the head and she is the neck, the two needs to work together or go their separate ways in peace.

I do not encourage cheating but if a woman cheats in marriage or a man cheats in marriage, the best is yo separate if you cannot live with it and talk it through for improvement.

The right to associate is a fundamental right, so if your wife is cheating on you, try and talk it through and hope for better or let her go.

No justification for a woman beater. #leaveyourmanifheisabusingyou.

EzePromoe:
Well, just take a Good look at these two pictures and tell the truth if they're identical.

SAINTSAMURAI:
nope i dnt hit d mod button and i will neva hit it, dnt u get the clearer picture, there are other folks hitting d mod button always, u shud know them by now. what i do is that i slay u.

Buddy, try as you may, slaying won't ever be associated with any one of your monikers.

You aren't built to carry such mental load, lad.

To be a successful, tactful and spontaneous troll with facts and wits require more brainpower than writing even the best of threads!!!

Evolution designed you to be just another disposable receptacle of flesh and blood.

SAINTSAMURAI:
hehehe and u too ure my favourite sport and u know it, u change to about three monikers each time i was panel beating u.

SAINTSAMURAI:
hehehehe but atleast uve learnt neva to cross me again with e-war.

Actually you never cease rocking up to my mentions in a maniacal fashion. You often hit the mod button with spasmodic desperation each time I drop my trademark expletives on you

You're my favourite sport. I'll tell you why later.

SAINTSAMURAI:
HEHEHEHE I CAN C MY GUY LE.ZZ VIEWING, HEHEHEHE U WANT TO GO BACK TO getting BAN? just quote me.

firstEVA:
I didn't see anything, I was off air, my big stomach was worrying me

firstEVA:
Hahahahahahaha, I can imagine

firstEVA:
so busy you couldnt send even a pic of the cake

firstEVA:
hahahaha thanks. busy?

Slightly. Still suffering from the backwash of last night's party. But I'm busier in my head.

abbey621:
This is why I don't argue with kids on Nairaland, you even went out of your way to write down words you do not know the meaning of, kudos! Anyways you are entitled to write jargons on social media and exhibit your ignorance/stupidity any way you feel like, it is your right my friend it is your right

abbey621:
Bureaucracy and law? Your ignorance is almost amusing! I'm not arguing with you that the police and other armed forces are controlled by the Federal government but what I argue with is your believe that a State Governor does not have a say in the efficiency of the police or security forces in his or her state. This is 9ja and law is often misinterpreted so I can excuse your ignorance but if you paid much more attention to history than laws, you would clearly see evidence of my dispute:

E.g- Tinubu vs OBJ
Ameachi vs Jonathan
Fashola vs Jonathan

Once again I'm not arguing with you on the fact that the Federal government controls the police, I'm arguing on the extent of that control. You make it seem like Buhari can just order the police to assassinate any State Governor at his will!!!!!!!!

firstEVA:

abbey621:
Another misstatement! Governor pass Governor, we have strong Governors and weak ones, some are able to command their security forces including the police and others just yield to the command of the Federal government.[s] In Lagos alone there are security forces outside of the police that are directed by the Governor, this is why I said your initial statement showed ignorance. You don't have to believe me, do your research!

abbey621:
Go back to school as you obviously don't know what you are talking about!

firstEVA:

firstEVA:
Death and rebirth

Good night.

firstEVA:
I got it i'm just teasing you

I wish I could respond in a way you only would understand, my block head can't do anything literary

I've seen you do that severally. If you can appreciate literature, then you can script literature!!!

You just don't like to tread uncharted territory!!!

Perhaps when you feel my heat in person I shall unlock your docile demons of phraseology

Friday? Death and rebirth? You and I?

Mindfulness:
He fought someone online.
See success. Great achievement.
Your country is proud of you my son!

firstEVA:
You speak is parables, I don't get it

Mindfulness:
Guy, I don't even know you and you are here developing a psychological profile of my persona.

firstEVA:
I am getting entertained in here

Mindfulness:
One day people are fighting the immorality if gayism here, the other day they are scripting a soft porn in public. Choi!

This is Nigeria for you.

At least, loves concurs all.

Let know false self-proclaimed bitter pastor part what S.e.u.n has joined.

Mindfulness:
Yeah, I can't sleep at night because of Nairaland.

It's haunting me.


As for the rest, returned to sender.