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postmann:
Shut your mouth, thou fountain of obscenity.

What's with you?

Püssy isn't obscenity, it's a song and a place.

A place Where you'll feel sheltered even from the snares of bokoharam!!!

It's the only moist and wet place you enter on a cold winter morning feeling warm and comfortable!!!

joseph1832:
Bro I'm very well oh... LOL. My Sunday's been good so far.

Thanks for asking. You still haven't provided me with that data I asked for.

12 noon, break time, I might get round to it and open correspondence with you.


You'll be getting the gists but no specifics.

joseph1832:
Hmm. Seeing this makes me think of creamish, and thinking of the former makes me think of Ice Cream, and I love to lick Ice Cream.

Hmmm yummy... LOL.

Lolz, my guy I swear, you no well

How your Sunday ?

postmann:
Look young lady, you'd better come up with a good reason for this kind of disappointing, ill-timed withdrawal!

We are talking about le.zz here, the randiest of NL casa-de-novas.

Tchamon!!!

I think she already knows I'll win her over and she can't cope with my lifestyle here. Hehehehe

I will recommend someone for you, a clean virgin, unblemished in soul and püssy!

postmann:

Mugu, how nah?

Dklef:
[color=#550000] @ Le.zz Quit these emotional outbursts and pick another lady.

Stop being a nuisance to misspicy. And must you even pull out of the game simply because we chose to witdraw?

Put yourselve together Mr. And stop harrasing the lady!


[s]She and i decided to witdraw from the game because of reasons best known to us. And she already informed you about her witdrawal So i see no reason why you are continously pestering her like an Egban fly.

She doesnt love you Lezlie so take a hint and leave her for good!

This is gonna be my last warning to you on this very issue as further errs by you would force me into taking legal actions against you. Good day! [/color[/s]]

Oh boy you still dey edit this post? Na wah o!!!!

Oya take!!!

Dklef:
@ Le.zz Quit these emotional outburst and pick another lady.

what's holding you from picking one yourself?

Dklef:
Stop being a nuisance to misspicy.

Who made you her mouthpiece?
Or are you now her E-bouncer ?

Dklef:
And must you even pull out of the game simply because we chose to witdraw?

It's same reason you pulled out nah! Abi you done pick another babe u wan' chyke?

Dklef:
Put yourselve together Mr. And stop harrasing the lady!

We've got a new misspicy bouncer

[b] @ Misspicy, If i stood in front of you, your eyes will tell me the reason behind your withdrawal, something your fingers aren't saying!!!

I hope your "personal situation" isn't unmanageable.


You're still the reason i don't consider my monthly data subscription on NL a wastage, Spicy!

You may be out of the contest but never out of my mind!

Your voluntary withdrawal leaves me no choice than to opt out too, none holds my attention in considerable longevity as you do.

i almost took a diving plunge into your followership before your decision came but I also realized i would get drown in the sea of 153 followers!!!


So long, darl, the contest didn't begin my wooing of you and it won't cease it.


You will anticipate and wait for me to come to you, like you waited for this post of mine to reflect in your mention!!!

I won't keep you waiting much.

I may decide to meet you otherworldly,

Where the sound of my voice will chase away your fears and convey my desires clearer than a trillion digital letters.[/b]

doublex:
as usual when faced with facts the creeps(patriachal men) turn to insults and false information to provoke and derail.ahahaha .i am far above creeps.who instead of responding politely and maturely,decide to do the opposite.so i put rubbish were it belongs,in the trash !!!

The sheer hypocrisy of this post!!!

Ad hominem without the pretence of grace!!!

There was no insult in my response to you. Go deal with it by showing a logical debunking!!!


Denial or libelling won't change the facts on ground, dear.

The fact is 1 of 6 women will become menopausal as early as 33 years. That is a fact to be taken into perspective!!!

Your rants won't change it.

Your denial and venomous hate can't alter the biological degradation that modern life has thrown at humanity.


Please stop pitching this as a gender war,

It is not.


Keep your hate and bitterness to yourself!!!

jashar:
I wish I had the energy and time to call out the OP on some points... too tired.
So, i'll just

Take your time and buzz me when you're up for it.

Dklef:
hmmm. You must be kidding hun.
I must woo you oh
Not to get you in my bed but just for the fun of spitin le.zz sha. LOL.

Just kidding, but hope there'snt no problem sha? Misspicy.
Cc naijaboiy

Dklef:
hehe. I'm pulling out as well

See your life?

What if I picked another woobie, will come for me in the guise of wooing her?

postmann:
You're one dissatisfied female who regrets being a woman. You're comment was a easy give-off.

You're a man vampire! A man hater. And that's just the beginning of your downfall, except you turn around quickly and retrace your lost steps.

The topic the OP raised has a lot of point in it. And only a disatisfied, angry, greedy woman will take your stand.
It's not possible to write two topics at the same time. So if he wrote about the need for women to marry earlier, I don't see how that is patriarchal and how patriarchal equates to immorality.

You're an unhappy soul. Your likes are everywhere. They think they know more than their parents or grand parents. But wisdom ensured they went to their graves far happier, than the modern day feminist who is yet to understand that she was created for man.

Keep your hatred and illustrations burning.
But know this: IT was a man's world, and is a man's world and will always man's world.

Now since you're good at checking up people's profiles, go check mine, and boil over in disgust!!!!

brutally precise but factual and on point. AhahahAhahaha!!!

She might be one of the burried and resurrected feminist here.

doublex:
since my few months of being here on nairaland.i have come to realise that many men here are patriachal(immoral) and still trying to hold on to the "good old days" when the society was completely about their selfishness and enforced immoral control of us women.

What's immoral about a patriarchal society? Societal morals and values are never forced, rather that are the conventions and ethics of a vast majority of society that became the standard acceptable practice and code of lawful conducts. Women especially, were participants and acquiescent to all codes of civility in the good old days: they were never forced: they obeyed, unlike you with a double xx chromosome

doublex:
the poster is probably one of those.thats why he made a topic like this

The spirit and intent of this thread is noble, an attempt to bring to the fore what today's and tomorrow's mothers (our wives) should put into consideration in pursuit of life's goals.

If you misconstrue the import and subject it to personal and twisted interpretation, I won't take the blame for that.

doublex:
(and a simple review of some of his other topics and comments also prove this).

please cease the libellous, defamatory remarks.

I've had my share of controversies and this thead is in no way in direct relation to that .

I should be given a medal for this, not thorns.

This , ordinarily, should be the responsibility of your health providers!!! But I have brought it for you gratis!

Few months you say you've spent here, and a great amount of that has been invested in profiling me, my threads and posts. Thanks!

doublex:
The figure of 1/16 is not a big figure,its 6.25%.which isnt big.

1 in 6 women hitting menopause before age 40 is worrisome, if not to you, it certainly is to me and alot more people.

After all, we plant the seed deep in you, and it is expected of you to grow and nurture it.

'Sides who can tell who's going to fall into that doomed number?

Moreover, 6% is what obtains in developed countries with advanced medical care and better standard of living conditions and diet. It is alarmingly high in developing climes like Africa. What do you ascribe to the sudden surge of surrogacy, child adoption, complex parentage, and baby factories in Nigeria, nay, the world at large?

doublex:
better yet i can give an example that they are male rapist,pedofiles,murderes etc where by the figure is bigger than what you quoted.

I fail to see how this happen to bear on what this thread is about!!!

It is uncorrelated, derailing and trouble-hunting. I will have to consign it to the dumpster!!!

doublex:
so first before you 'guide' us female focus on your menfolk flaws since you claim to care about society,that should be easier since you are a male yourself.....further more stop with your obsession with what us modern female are doing since what we are doing is for the positive benefit of society..

You mean you spent all those time home-working on my threads and posts, and you didn't come up with my call and vociferation for men and society in general to stay afloat in this era of fleeting morality and vain fads? Interesting!!! Don't ruin your make-up crying over what I say, I speak the truth whose weight you couldn't bear!

doublex:
and lastly you are a liar(which is typical of patriachals),because when another poster said that marriage isn't as important to female as it used to be,you then claimed this isn't about marriage but about her having her own kids,when clearly in your topic it shows about marry before that age.

Now your emotions had the better of your understanding .
A poster opined not everyone wants marriage and I countered that by saying the majority of women do.

Another claimed not every woman wants kids and I debunked that for the falsity of it. The vast majority want their own kids from their own wombs.

It is one of the most marked feature and core of your womanhood; to be able to conceive after being fücked! Nope?

And yes this thread is subject to the interpretation of getting married on time or even if you don't want marriage, then fück and conceive on time instead of unwittingly encouraging child trafficking and theft!!!

winner01:
Thanks.

You're welcome, brother.

firstEVA:
honestly, I am yet to meet a woman who doesn't visualize having her own baby, those who don't want to have their own may exist, but in a very tiny percentage.

Perfect answer!!!

Just wanting to feel the opinion of a lady on this in comparison to a late poster who seeks to say , implicitly, that children aren't in the long term goal of some women!

firstEVA:
how are you dear? I actually didn't see you around. Happy weekend

I'm fine, dear.

What do you think is the percentage ratio of women who don't want their own children and those who want?

Within the scope of Nigeria, that is.

mineANDurs:
Their house is on fire and they r busy chasing Rats.
Can u Imagine?

How's this house on fire?


Our houses are yours too, remember!

My queen, firsteva!

It's heart warming to see you here.

Natascha:
Children are not for everyone too!!!!

For the vast majority of women it is.

kramfonos:
Le.zz, now you know who that was.

"Hidden in the open". Rings a bell? The puzzle was already pieced and you didn't even see it.

I will smell you a million miles away!!!!!!!!

Your literary style and articulation have kept me here when I wanted out!!!


I was in doubt a week ago, but then your talent is uncommon and your dignity uncompromising!!!


You can't hide from me, not with how you can write!

postmann:
Hmmm!

The race hasn't started and you're miles ahead of the competition.

A 6.3 litre, bi-turbo engine!

Men, take misspicy away, I don't see anyone in your rear view.

And when the race commences, the vote of misspicy will be worth a thousand of votes from NLs!!!

SmoothCruiz:
[color=royalblue]
Dude, don't punch above your weight.

The heat of his heart-melting articulated words would melt the icy plains you walk in your quest to conquer Misspicy's heart, submerging you in the freezing water beneath as you asphyxiate while he uses your bobbing head as a springboard, launching him into the waiting boat as they sail to a warmer place nibbling at each other's lips divided between rowing and their pleasure growls.

The last look on your face would that of regret at not knowing when to quit.


Don't punch above your weight. Don't duel with wordsmiths.
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Damn!!!

these lines just knocked off a ton of alcohol from my guts!!!

postmann:
Lucky me indeed.

Troll me ?
I don't troll your likes. I tease them.


You're lucky I'm not game, woulda given you a run for your money.

Postmann, my bullheaded stalker!

I'm in a love mood enfeebled by desire and hopes.

I lack wits for fight!!!

Tarry on, bro, the god may grant you your wish sooner than you thought!!!

Cutehector:
I wish I were contesting wit le.zz..

It ought to be less about me and more about she whom you desire!!!

My contenders are nothing but a fleck of distraction enroute to the gate of misspicy's heart.

And therein is where I wish to draw my last breath!!!

postmann:
Hey @randy le.zz. From what I've seen so far, your mate no dey here.

Even though dey say no be the main deal be this, but nonetheless, you guys have been strutting your skills.

lucky you. I'm headed home from a function accompanied with so much liquor! My brain can't just summon enough wits to troll you for calling me randy

I'm in dream land where misspicy is my last request!!!

I don't want to wake up now!!!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Loll...today is not the day for it.

We are still going through the process of choosing and selecting. Information will be passed on to you guys about the main date for the challenge.[/color]

never mind, bro.

The thoughts of misspicy spurs my imaginations into a factory of words that are never enough to explain the depths of my desire for her!

[b]Misspicy, You know i don't need this thread to paint my heart to you.

I have wanted you long before this.

To share my bed and life!!!

Misspicy, my feet have gone weary
And my heart has become numbed with pain.

I have chased you through the streets of nairaland with a rose, my surname and the promise of forever!!!

You decline still

And my heart bleeds

I have travelled all the routes to the 6 regions of Nigeria.


But the road to your heart still eludes me!!!

Could you stop my bleeding heart?

Give me just a fraction of your heart

And ease the agony of life without you.


I know the thoughts of Leslie darken the shadows of your heart atimes!!!

And my lifestyle quenches the embers of fire you may have for me!


I'm complicated, no doubt.


But i believe in reincarnation.

You were the last sight, a light of hope my eyes beheld before i lost my last life!!!

And I've dedicated this life to making you the centre of my quest!!!


Take forever to decide if you must!!!

The fires you have stoked in my heart will burn forever until you realize that you were designed for me.


Every curve of your body was cast my God himself to meet my specification.


The formation of your breasts stirs the flow of my blood.


Each post you make, even the most silly ones bring desire to my eyes.


All my senses come alive whenever you come around!!!

Patch up my bleeding heart

And i swear, ill make you see what the future holds for you.


Meet me outside.

And let tomorrow begin today


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Dklef:


See this bros wan use style turn his alleged 'disadvantage' into blessing

I aint scared of ya bloke! Knowanmean? Misspicy is mine! Deal with that!!!

Leggo

looolz!!!

Ok, I'll drop my love-words from here....at a function which I am attending.

Dklef:
I wanna contend with le.zz in wooing misspicy, Knowamean? Shii, leggo man!

Uhmn, when do we start?

It's on then. Although you'll start off at an advantage of the sort that she's once called me " a flirt too randy for her liking "

But then coming as an underdog isn't so bad

joseph1832:
You seem to know a lot about this bloke. Tell me, who and who has this bloke begged money and who has he spilled his guts on?

Bro, Nairaland isn't as vast as it seems.


It's a small world and what I said isn't a diss. It's fact.

I deliberately censored off their monikers in my other posts in order not to cast them further into the wicked quagmire of this thread!!!


I can't even spill it here!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]i sight le.zz.

Is it not time to put those your good use of words that makes these girls quake into practice? [/color]

Misspicy holds my very breath in her hands!!!

I have never denied my admiration for her!!!

She deems me a flirt, and that I am!!!



Misspicy, You're not the only one I love

But I'll love you more than he that loves you singularly.

dollyjoy:
lol,well i cant tell!!




Yes,you are right on that but most times words cut deeper than sword!!!

[b]Forget that lad!!!

He has hurt alot of people who trusted him offline!!

Not even Satan does that!!!


He's done it not once, not twice, not thrice, but more than 4 times. People who shared their lives with him offline. He will spill everything here with a pint of exaggeration. What kind of an animal does that to his friends?



People who are his betters in all measurements of human activities!!!

That kid goes down as one of the greatest threats to the Internet!!!

I have never picked on anyone or bullied anyone except he/she invites me to the party.

He's a very old NL member but we have never crossed paths; he only started rocking up to my party uninvited after 2 of his most sought-after crushes became my burning flames!!!

Mind you, these were no just e-crushes, he had managed to get correspondence offline, somehow with them.....that's until Leslie showed up.....

Now he created this ruse of a thread to seek for cheap fame , demeaning others!

I don't go looking for fights:

It's either I'm flirting around or making valid points somewhere.


Ehm....talking about flirting, Easter is nigh and I want to light it up in Warri;

I'm coming home!!!

You think I could get to taste what you cooked with your own hands? [/b]