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Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:39pm On Feb 13, 2016
Creamish:
Ready ... Set and waiting for the GO.. grin
Tomorrow then, I'll pick you up by 9:30 pm. Can't wait to look into those eyes up close. wink
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:24pm On Feb 13, 2016
Creamish:
grin grin LMAO... L.ezz d Lyricist!
But your beauty gives wind to my imagination and my fingers take flight in carrying your name to the heavens.

How is your preparedness, lady of grace?
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 3:49pm On Feb 13, 2016
Synzu:
Are you related to Leslie?? The famous pusssy poacher!! ? cheesycheesy
He is my neighbour and church member. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op):
DarthSidious:
i neva knew this is a home of sadists.

revised list:-
1 pos.tmann
2 lezz
3 pos tmann
4 lezz.
5. post.[quote author=DarthSidious post=42888874]haha Am darkenedrebel? you got this one wrong and U Re looking very idiotic because U have no idea how wrong U are. so I make my own list and dat makes me a ghostie. becos i didnt include ur name? arent u a lil bit insecure? i have been on this site long enough mister. i only got banned and it's none of ur concern. so becos am using a new account doesnt mean am a ghostie. its better you pan out whateva with whoever U're beefing wit by quotin him and resolving it than including me in this childish foolishness. i dont hav energy for blowin oyinbo on nairaland. just minding ma business as usual. so i suggest U do the same. for the last time dont involve me in Ur foolishness as U will be ignored BYE.
mann

I hope U are happy now[/quote]I'm the OP so I don't give a fvck about being or not being in the list.

You are a knucklehead and a self-doubting, paranoiac scallywag suffering from delusions of persecution!!!

Why strain to change your writing style to misdirect us?

Who asked for your opinion if you were banned? Nairaland's bemedalled _idiot, compulsive liar and frustrated dummy who could only secure Fine Art as a course due to your low JAMB score!!!

How many months were you banned ? A month? What's your main moniker? Intellectually insecure destitute.

You are the darkenedbaboon who is a poison to nairaland. Mythical half caste with a royal father and
yet you're blacker than a burnt tyre with physical features of a Yankari anthropoid.

Your account is of last year so it's not new. It is just one of your dozens of monikers you employed to give yourself 'likes' and woo your own self by posing as a girl because you're physically diminutive. You're an e-fraud.

Darkenedbaboon, the disgraced, self loathing, imposter who steals rap lines to cheat contenders, who beg girls for money in NL and threaten to blackmail them if they don't cooperate. Who claims his father is Gbadebo and his mother is white.

A failed soul whose life quest is to be a rapper. grin grin grin

Below is a screenshot of your usual style of writing with this moniker. It is similar with your main moniker, your obvious attempt to write in 'U' and 'ur' is to deceive us.
Take a look at your screenshot and see that you usually write in full. You don't do abbreviations with pronouns. Olodo.


Why don't you try suicide kidult, it just might be the only thing you'll succeed in.

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 2:52pm On Feb 13, 2016
Synzu:
She's sensual alright..




And quite icy too, its not a facade oo cheesycheesy
Sensual and icy? That's a tempting and enticing combination. I would just love to melt all those ice in my bed if she will become earthly for once. She has a kind of compelling beauty that she hides under her steel expression.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 1:48pm On Feb 13, 2016
Synzu:
This ashawo don start again gringrin
cheesy cheesy cheesy she's as cold as ice and as unyielding as a rock. Something tells me she just might be NL's most sensual babe hiding behind an icy facade.

I want to thaw her.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 1:29pm On Feb 13, 2016
Ishilove:
The only reason why I am coming back here is to clarify this bullshit once and for all.

My so-called prudishness and self-righteous morality has nothing to with fucktoto's ban. There is a standing rule against offensive usernames which the forum owner was trying to enforce. Fucktoto, born2fuck and other allied usernames fall under this category. born2fuck was changed to born2boink, and the ones that could not be changed were put out of commission.

Usernames like BlackPeni5, bushyanus, fucktoto, bushyanus, hairyvaJina, bigvajina etc all fell under the hammer.

This is the last time I will be dignifying accusations of bias and 'self righteousness' with a response.
Alright, well spoken. My brother Synzu, just portrayed a side of you I have never witnessed here.


And for the life of me, I was never aware--until now, that there's a rule against certain monikers.

And my Sugar-candy, Eva, seems to think nicely of you too. But one thing, you should have taken the time to explain this to the affected persons behind those monikers. A lot of misunderstanding would have been avoided.


But hey, a little controversy helps, we all need it.

That PIC in your DP is dying for a smile. Why the bossy look? Are you trying to scare off toasters?

If your teeth are as bright as your eyes, then let me see the sparkle. Chase the demons than still hover around your bans with glimpse of light in your expressionless ,albeit, pretty face.
Romance › Re: My Heart Has Been Torn Apart! by lezz(m): 12:43pm On Feb 13, 2016
hurting:
Good day all! I never thought I will never create a topic like this because I believed I had a perfect love life. I have to create this moniker just for this topic that has and still eating me deep. I will try to make it as brief as possible.

I have been a relationship for 7yrs with the lady that I love beyond measures. I do anything possible within my reach to satisfy n make her happy. She has also been wonderful and almost perfect (nobody is). We started dating from uni days and where d pride n envy of many even after school.

After my service, I started looking for job but as things get murky in d labour market, I started a little ICT troubleshooting hustle, just to keep body n soul together before d job comes. Now this lady has been supportive all d way, after her service she moved to where am based, we managed what we have. She got a job while I was still doing what I do, I could provide for d daily running around like food, clothing, small bills, etc. I could pay my rent sometimes but atimes my siblings support me. When biz haven't been good.
Bro, there's nothing new here. Girls do it all the time. You put a girl through school, she develops a higher taste and out classes you in her preference for suitors. You get a girl a good paying job, she will want to measure up with colleagues and friends against you .

And you're so naive, whenever a girl asks you to wait in marriage always know that she has a target somewhere else and that's where you should have started steeling up your mind and heart.

Next time, insist on marriage before getting her a job where she will be exposed to the fads of fleeting illusions and quicksilver life. Women tend to be carried away with that kind of glimmer.



Now dust yourself up and concentrate on your career path and be a man instead of whining about a female who has her sights far above you. Concentrate on yourself and shame her with your life's success.


And don't forget to de-wuzzy-fy yourself. You need it.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 12:04pm On Feb 13, 2016
Synzu:
I beg to differ. Ishi wasn't intimidated but she had a listening ear. I've seen people appeal bans and have them lifted and ishi was the only mod who did that. Compared to the "Abacha's" we have now, she was far better.
What's brother, beleive me, I have my bitter experience with her. She gave me the most bitter ban in nairaland. I was having a duel with Lesbos and faggits, it was an open duel and when they felt I was having the upper hand, they beckon on _ishilove to ban me.

Now the funny thing is, they've been trading vibes with me and the post with which they summoned her was laced with insults and jeers. Instead of being an umpire, having observed that everyone was guilty, she singled me out and gave me a nasty long ban that didn't reflect my offence.

I mailed her seeking private correspondence to explain what went down, but she never gave me a reply. I brought the issue again openly in the romance thread, again she snubbed me. I thought seriously about trolling her then .


She banned ftboy's moniker for life for being offensive in her own self-righteousness of morality. That's as prudish as _fuck, bro.

You've got charms and it works on her. But it took the unbiased part of me to give her a mention here.
Literature › Re: Poem Writing.... Let's Improve Our Mind. by lezz(m): 11:46am On Feb 13, 2016
chukwubuzor123:
Thank you very much, am glad u love it
You're welcome, bro.
Literature › Re: Poem Writing.... Let's Improve Our Mind. by lezz(m): 11:10am On Feb 13, 2016
chukwubuzor123:
Gbagun! Gbagun! I heard from the rear
Like the war is horrying near
saddle the horse with a perfect gear
caurse kingdom heads are bound with fear.


Alas! Alas! the warriors Cried
No more food and no more wine
Left overs from their favourite kind
Alas! Alas! the kingdom cried.


quik! quik! shout his men
hundred at once ran accross
they ran accross and out of sight
bravo said the king from right atop.


Gbagun! gbagun! I heard from the rear
Like the kingdom is free from fear.
Literature › Re: Poem Writing.... Let's Improve Our Mind. by lezz(m): 11:05am On Feb 13, 2016
chukwubuzor123:
Gbagun! Gbagun! I heard from the rear
Like the war is horrying near
saddle the horse with a perfect gear
caurse kingdom heads are bound with fear.


Alas! Alas! the warriors Cried
No more food and no more wine
Left overs from their favourite kind
Alas! Alas! the kingdom cried.


quik! quik! shout his men
hundred at once ran accross
they ran accross and out of sight
bravo said the king from right atop.


Gbagun! gbagun! I heard from the rear
Like the kingdom is free from fear.
Splendid!

With strong imagery and rhythm. I love it.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 10:21am On Feb 13, 2016
BumBae:
Me nko cry
I didn't have the time to gauge your literary skills, I've been too busy with my imaginations wondering what kind of butty you have.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 10:16am On Feb 13, 2016
Creamish:
My sweet thoughts exactly! grin
It is him alright, even if I got hit by a sledgehammer in the head, I can always smell that deceitful, unreliable, multifaceted scoundrel out. Nauseating personality he has.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 10:13am On Feb 13, 2016
BumBae:
Welcome back cheesy weres synzu
Thank you, my runaway love. I saw Synzu early this morning.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 9:57am On Feb 13, 2016
Creamish:
grin grin ...I think I know who DAT is....
He is our domiciled, insecure, buffoonish, skeletal bozo, who steals rap lines from Facebook and got banned for 6months.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op):
DarthSidious:
U hav serious issues bro. and pls refrain from quoting this account. thanks
My friend shut tha fvck up, you insecure sleazebag. Darkenedbaboon!!!

1. you have only spent 4hrs in nairaland yet you are qualified to rank who Nairaland best phraseologists are? Compound nuisance

2. Until now you have only made I post this month

3. Until now you have only 5 post for the whole of 2016

4. You have only 12 posts to this account and you deny being an alternate? Self-wanking _imbecile.

You are organically _stupid if you think you pulled this off.

Your account is just a cowardly, self-worshiping alternate of someone who is desperate to be part of the swing of events. You're a fraud and a self-doubting kid.

4hrs duration on your entire Nairaland duration and you know everyone? Bwahahaha. Desperation really blurred your need to be thorough.

Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 7:54pm On Feb 12, 2016
Creamish:
Hey Le.zz.. Ur name should be up there.. Or are u playing the humility card?
I actually forgot to add my name, I've been drooling over our Val date.

Remember it's a red affair; red wine, red dress and red tablecloth for late dinner. You can kill it off by having red panties too, and if you dare to match your sophistication with your looks, you can give me a glimps of it under the dinner table, let me gauge your taste for panties.


Feb 14th, dimmed lights, drawn blinds and parted lips and quivering bodies made extra sultry by the spell of wine await us.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 7:22pm On Feb 12, 2016
[quote author=firstEVA post=42867760][/quote]Lolz, I know you suggested that and having it re-echoed here gives a feeling of affirmation.

Truth be told, I didn't have the editing skills to pull it off and arrange it orderly. And I couldn't squeeze any more time than my daily routine was willing to spare.

A cursory glance at their posts and threads should suffice, perhaps?

cc Truthhurts1
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 7:22pm On Feb 12, 2016
[quote author=firstEVA post=42867760][/quote]Lolz, I know you suggested that and having it re-echoed here gives a feeling of affirmation.

Truth be told, I didn't have the editing skills to pull it off and arrange it orderly. And I couldn't squeeze any more time than my daily routine was willing to spare.

A cursory glance at their posts and threads should suffice, perhaps?
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 6:42pm On Feb 12, 2016
postmann:
Now Mr Bawo, who has been searching for you for over a decade over the missing corn in the school farm store, must be told you are back in town for a brief leave. You must go to jail for this insult.
Delusions of grandeur!!!
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 6:40pm On Feb 12, 2016
JackBizzle:
Interesting
smiley
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 6:20pm On Feb 12, 2016
postmann:
Come on! Fight me!
who, you? Hierarchy forbids. Walk your way up, then I'll consider a jab. You have nothing to lose; no one knows you.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 6:18pm On Feb 12, 2016
JackBizzle:
You have an interesting OP despite the subjectivity of the topic.


What criteria did you use to generate the list of the "phrasemakers"?

Was it the content of their posts?
The length of their posts?
Whether they used big words?
My criteria was simply their ability to use words in grammatical accord, flair, vocabulary, composition, word placement and arrangement. They all have different styles.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 6:09pm On Feb 12, 2016
[s]
postmann:
Now you crossed 2 lines now I'm gonna kill ya! Call your peeps here on NL. They should all be a witness as I slam the great troll, le.zz back hard on the floor. It's going to vibrate bad!

Do you remember Mr Bawo?
[/s] Lame!
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 5:51pm On Feb 12, 2016
postmann:
The great and revered troll only has 2 more lines to cross.
grin
You're boring at this. Stop trying to sound funny. Don't you have a sermon to preach to us?
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 5:48pm On Feb 12, 2016
postmann:
I dont have keyboards to type on. It's like you want a fight from me.

Have I told you I normally grant you 3 false move per day? You just used 1.
Now 2 more false move from you, and I'm gonna make the great le zz cry.
Is your little thread boring? You really have a big mouth for a rookie.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:41pm On Feb 12, 2016
postmann:
And who wants to be an expert and established nairalander?
Or make your list? You are lucky you're a good writer. You just opened your chest for my bombardment. But alas, you're good in writing and qualify to grade good writers here on NL.

But don't take that as a white flag from me. One more false move from ya..... grin
Alright, white-troll, you've had your moment, you can quietly drag your hands out of your keyboard and lift it towards your nose.......you perceive the stench? Beleive me, it oozes through this platform and its choking me.

Why don't you learn to unfuck yourself properly for once. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:31pm On Feb 12, 2016
postmann:
Why would you want that?
To troll you out of nairaland of course
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:29pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
I like ishilove, she sanitized Nairaland grin, i miss her. She wasn't intimidated by anyone. when she bans you, you can cry to high heaven for all she cares, we should have more of such fearless mods around cheesy


Back to the matter, Op needs to take number one spot, he is one of the best around here, my 2KOBO opinion.
Who cares about that list when I have your heart to vie for!

I have lowered your drawbridge already. Now assist me pull it down again to wade off intruders of petty lies and fleeting promise.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:22pm On Feb 12, 2016
postmann:
Hmmm! I see you took my advice on number ( ), since you considered leaving out the occupier for holding a view contrary to yours.

If you had done like you threatened , I would have come after you with my stick.

By the way, you came up to my thread, had a passing glance and went as quietly as you came.
If you ain't gonna comment on my thread, then don't visit.

@ishilove, you seem to act out the very adjectives the OP qualified you with. By the way, you re not the person in the empty bracket.
You aren't qualified. With just 2 threads and a handful of posts, you're still a meandering Nairalander who is yet to be fully anchored.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(op): 4:17pm On Feb 12, 2016
FTBOY:
yeah, but she's overrated here....... giving her the 4th position...come on! she doesn't deserve it one bit! there are better writers on nairaland.....especially in politics section like passingshot, omenka, joseph1832, snailspeed, sirshymmex (that guy invents new words every time, LOL!) and anangboy (he writes with swag). WTF is ishilove....LMAO!
Lolz, then an update will be introduced. I seldom visit the political section so I'm not so acquainted with the aforementioned guys. But I'll do a wider survey next time. Firsteva was pointing me to the political section but I guess I failed to concur with her.

But I'm certain of number 1 and 2 in the list through.

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