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Creamish:Tomorrow then, I'll pick you up by 9:30 pm. Can't wait to look into those eyes up close. ![]() |
Creamish:But your beauty gives wind to my imagination and my fingers take flight in carrying your name to the heavens. How is your preparedness, lady of grace? |
Synzu:He is my neighbour and church member. ![]() |
DarthSidious:mann I hope U are happy now[/quote]I'm the OP so I don't give a fvck about being or not being in the list. You are a knucklehead and a self-doubting, paranoiac scallywag suffering from delusions of persecution!!! Why strain to change your writing style to misdirect us? Who asked for your opinion if you were banned? Nairaland's bemedalled _idiot, compulsive liar and frustrated dummy who could only secure Fine Art as a course due to your low JAMB score!!! How many months were you banned ? A month? What's your main moniker? Intellectually insecure destitute. You are the darkenedbaboon who is a poison to nairaland. Mythical half caste with a royal father and yet you're blacker than a burnt tyre with physical features of a Yankari anthropoid. Your account is of last year so it's not new. It is just one of your dozens of monikers you employed to give yourself 'likes' and woo your own self by posing as a girl because you're physically diminutive. You're an e-fraud. Darkenedbaboon, the disgraced, self loathing, imposter who steals rap lines to cheat contenders, who beg girls for money in NL and threaten to blackmail them if they don't cooperate. Who claims his father is Gbadebo and his mother is white. A failed soul whose life quest is to be a rapper. ![]() Below is a screenshot of your usual style of writing with this moniker. It is similar with your main moniker, your obvious attempt to write in 'U' and 'ur' is to deceive us. Take a look at your screenshot and see that you usually write in full. You don't do abbreviations with pronouns. Olodo. Why don't you try suicide kidult, it just might be the only thing you'll succeed in.
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Synzu:Sensual and icy? That's a tempting and enticing combination. I would just love to melt all those ice in my bed if she will become earthly for once. She has a kind of compelling beauty that she hides under her steel expression. |
Synzu: she's as cold as ice and as unyielding as a rock. Something tells me she just might be NL's most sensual babe hiding behind an icy facade. I want to thaw her. |
Ishilove:Alright, well spoken. My brother Synzu, just portrayed a side of you I have never witnessed here. And for the life of me, I was never aware--until now, that there's a rule against certain monikers. And my Sugar-candy, Eva, seems to think nicely of you too. But one thing, you should have taken the time to explain this to the affected persons behind those monikers. A lot of misunderstanding would have been avoided. But hey, a little controversy helps, we all need it. That PIC in your DP is dying for a smile. Why the bossy look? Are you trying to scare off toasters? If your teeth are as bright as your eyes, then let me see the sparkle. Chase the demons than still hover around your bans with glimpse of light in your expressionless ,albeit, pretty face. |
hurting:Bro, there's nothing new here. Girls do it all the time. You put a girl through school, she develops a higher taste and out classes you in her preference for suitors. You get a girl a good paying job, she will want to measure up with colleagues and friends against you . And you're so naive, whenever a girl asks you to wait in marriage always know that she has a target somewhere else and that's where you should have started steeling up your mind and heart. Next time, insist on marriage before getting her a job where she will be exposed to the fads of fleeting illusions and quicksilver life. Women tend to be carried away with that kind of glimmer. Now dust yourself up and concentrate on your career path and be a man instead of whining about a female who has her sights far above you. Concentrate on yourself and shame her with your life's success. And don't forget to de-wuzzy-fy yourself. You need it. |
Synzu:What's brother, beleive me, I have my bitter experience with her. She gave me the most bitter ban in nairaland. I was having a duel with Lesbos and faggits, it was an open duel and when they felt I was having the upper hand, they beckon on _ishilove to ban me. Now the funny thing is, they've been trading vibes with me and the post with which they summoned her was laced with insults and jeers. Instead of being an umpire, having observed that everyone was guilty, she singled me out and gave me a nasty long ban that didn't reflect my offence. I mailed her seeking private correspondence to explain what went down, but she never gave me a reply. I brought the issue again openly in the romance thread, again she snubbed me. I thought seriously about trolling her then . She banned ftboy's moniker for life for being offensive in her own self-righteousness of morality. That's as prudish as _fuck, bro. You've got charms and it works on her. But it took the unbiased part of me to give her a mention here. |
chukwubuzor123:You're welcome, bro. |
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chukwubuzor123:Splendid! With strong imagery and rhythm. I love it. |
BumBae:I didn't have the time to gauge your literary skills, I've been too busy with my imaginations wondering what kind of butty you have. |
Creamish:It is him alright, even if I got hit by a sledgehammer in the head, I can always smell that deceitful, unreliable, multifaceted scoundrel out. Nauseating personality he has. |
BumBae:Thank you, my runaway love. I saw Synzu early this morning. |
Creamish:He is our domiciled, insecure, buffoonish, skeletal bozo, who steals rap lines from Facebook and got banned for 6months. |
DarthSidious:My friend shut tha fvck up, you insecure sleazebag. Darkenedbaboon!!! 1. you have only spent 4hrs in nairaland yet you are qualified to rank who Nairaland best phraseologists are? Compound nuisance 2. Until now you have only made I post this month 3. Until now you have only 5 post for the whole of 2016 4. You have only 12 posts to this account and you deny being an alternate? Self-wanking _imbecile. You are organically _stupid if you think you pulled this off. Your account is just a cowardly, self-worshiping alternate of someone who is desperate to be part of the swing of events. You're a fraud and a self-doubting kid. 4hrs duration on your entire Nairaland duration and you know everyone? Bwahahaha. Desperation really blurred your need to be thorough.
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Creamish:I actually forgot to add my name, I've been drooling over our Val date. Remember it's a red affair; red wine, red dress and red tablecloth for late dinner. You can kill it off by having red panties too, and if you dare to match your sophistication with your looks, you can give me a glimps of it under the dinner table, let me gauge your taste for panties. Feb 14th, dimmed lights, drawn blinds and parted lips and quivering bodies made extra sultry by the spell of wine await us. |
[quote author=firstEVA post=42867760][/quote]Lolz, I know you suggested that and having it re-echoed here gives a feeling of affirmation. Truth be told, I didn't have the editing skills to pull it off and arrange it orderly. And I couldn't squeeze any more time than my daily routine was willing to spare. A cursory glance at their posts and threads should suffice, perhaps? cc Truthhurts1 |
[quote author=firstEVA post=42867760][/quote]Lolz, I know you suggested that and having it re-echoed here gives a feeling of affirmation. Truth be told, I didn't have the editing skills to pull it off and arrange it orderly. And I couldn't squeeze any more time than my daily routine was willing to spare. A cursory glance at their posts and threads should suffice, perhaps? |
postmann:Delusions of grandeur!!! |
JackBizzle: ![]() |
postmann:who, you? Hierarchy forbids. Walk your way up, then I'll consider a jab. You have nothing to lose; no one knows you. |
JackBizzle:My criteria was simply their ability to use words in grammatical accord, flair, vocabulary, composition, word placement and arrangement. They all have different styles. |
[s] postmann:[/s] Lame! |
postmann:You're boring at this. Stop trying to sound funny. Don't you have a sermon to preach to us? |
postmann:Is your little thread boring? You really have a big mouth for a rookie. |
postmann:Alright, white-troll, you've had your moment, you can quietly drag your hands out of your keyboard and lift it towards your nose.......you perceive the stench? Beleive me, it oozes through this platform and its choking me. Why don't you learn to unfuck yourself properly for once. ![]() |
postmann:To troll you out of nairaland of course |
firstEVA:Who cares about that list when I have your heart to vie for! I have lowered your drawbridge already. Now assist me pull it down again to wade off intruders of petty lies and fleeting promise. |
postmann:You aren't qualified. With just 2 threads and a handful of posts, you're still a meandering Nairalander who is yet to be fully anchored. |
FTBOY:Lolz, then an update will be introduced. I seldom visit the political section so I'm not so acquainted with the aforementioned guys. But I'll do a wider survey next time. Firsteva was pointing me to the political section but I guess I failed to concur with her. But I'm certain of number 1 and 2 in the list through. |
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