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Toks2008:
The fact is that women are the most complex and complicated creation of GOD and infact i call them the first wonder of the world


-A lady will say she wants a faithful man but will prefer to be with a man every other lady wants.
-A lady will practically friend-zone a man who genuinely wants her and would prefer to run after another guy who does not want her.
-A lady will say there is no husband material but what she is implying is that her own specification of a tall,cute,rich,romantic...is rare.
-Many ladies will talk down on polygamy but would prefer to be the side dish of a rich guy rather than be the only lady of a poor dude.
-And a lady can be with one man,get married to him,have all his children and even grow old with him yet her heart will be with another all the days of her life. I can continue to list several situations to confirm the complexity of women. roblem is that many men are always quick to bring down every woman because of the bad ones they have come across but this is grossly unfair because every lady is not the same and we must treat any new lady special regardless of the experience we had with an ex.

Nevertheless,i think i have come up with the best way to be at peace with a woman and trust me,if you follow this golden advice,you will always have peace with any lady you choose to be with and here they are.


1.Love your lady with so much passion.

2.Lavish her with gifts.

3.Treat her like a queen.

4.Don't ever raise your hand to beat her or insult her in anyway.

5.Listen to her when she wants to be heard.

6.Shower her with lots of accolades.

7.Give her undivided attention.

8.Be very romantic towards her.

9.Respect her above others.

10.Don't cheat on her in anyway.

11.Provide her needs to the very best of your ability.

12.Don't ever break her heart or make her cry.

13.Be extremely caring.

14.Pamper her in anyway imaginable.

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15.But despite all these,expect the worst from her because she can still turn around and rub all the above on your face

The bottom line is that the man that will please a woman has not been created but the best we can do is to try all we can not to give them an excuse to misbehave but still expect the worst from them.If you treat her badly,she will have a good excuse so just treat her very well so that when she misbehaves,there will be no excuse for her to hold on to and her folly will be conspicuous to the world.

This is the only way you can be at peace with a woman so that if she eventually shows her color despite all your efforts to please her,you will be psychologically ready and will never be a surprise to you.

My candid opinion.

Sorry for quoting the entire posts but the step you listed, all 14 of them are actually the guidelines to becoming a wuzzbag and stale lover.

agaugust:
DENEL is a company adding weapons to your jets with technical help from British AE and Swedish SAAB, its NOT your black or colored dumb brained air force technicians doing the job you mörön, such brains are not given by mother nature to Zulus, Xhosas, and Cape Colony coloreds with pea nut sized brain matter in their 90% empty skulls .

About 100 aircraft are operating for NAF today as confirmed by NAF chief of staff, we have completely and totally wrëcked, ruïned, and dïsgraced yöu and your outdated old May 28, 2015 story of 7 aircraft.....all tbose Southies who liked your comment are ashamed how you misled them into error....you made a fool of your adult age.....dundee domingo


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/nigerian-airforce-reconfigures-trainer-aircraft-bought-from-us/
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bwahahaha. See finishing.

Nubian113:
Is that your way of telling me you'r [size=3pt]UGLY [/size]

That's my way of telling you, I'll consume you whole.

DieVluit:
Hahaha. They project their pain on us, Mdu. They slept and wasted 60 years of independence and now they want to cry.

You wasted Your entire years of existence, son.


You had 300 years of head start and Xenophobia was the only thing you could show.


What's a Zulu got to be proud of?

Nubian113:
I'm crushing on

[size=3pt]le.zz[/size]

Be careful what you wish, babe. I am Taboo.