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firstEVA:
I came in here briefly last night and it was crazy, our darling was at his best

Fearcom:
Hey! ^^^^^^ What on earth happened here

marvelck:
Believing in true love or love altogether is like living in space/el dorado, in this time and age....cos true love no longer exist due to alot of factors. Guys and girls now compromise or cheat on one another with reckless abandon...people no longer care or have shame. Cos they dont believe in love anymore. Even most couples getting married, aint doing it cos of love, but due to personal interest. More of a marriage of convenience. It has gotten so bad, that guys and girls now double date as if tomorrow no dey. Professing 'love' to every guy or girl they meet... If you believe in love, you are simply living in space!

BumBae:
Already crossed sir

firstEVA:
I hear you

So what's popping?

firstEVA:
lol, I was in the mood.

Sweet like what?

uncjay:
WOMAN!!! CHAI...... NO WOMAN WORTH SUCH STRUGGLE, SOMEONE THAT WILL STILL LEAVE ONCE WHAT IS KEEPING HER FINISHES OR A BETTER YOU SURFACE. THOSE TWO ARE ACTUALLY FOOLS.......

firstEVA:
here, what's up?

pinceprinz:
le.zz, Sometimes when you watch legendary Hollywood actors doing their thing, say Young Johnny Depp acting out his usual bad boy role with a stunner like Jessica Alba, you can't but let out a wow in your awe when you see romantic scenes being pulled on like the well rehearsed musical tone : do re mi fa so la ti do.... Everything they do in the movies seems so surreal, you can't but feel it , get entangled and literally wanna live it, good but, That's in the movies. Taking a look at the life most of these movie acts in fact, its never near the perfection they pull off behind the screen, neither is it heavenly perfect nor smoothly played out, Just not paranormal! They don't love the Romeo and Juliet love nor live by some rules wherein everything goes happily ever after. So are these pornographic actors. They could go months shooting just a 2hrs long movie! And when you see these actors fukcing like 2jackrabbits as if that's not bad habit, you feel astounded yeah, your hopes get raised, you wanna be so badass in bed like never before and would wanta get a ready pussee by the side to try all those out with, but hey! it takes a whole lota skill to pull those stunts- The angle of penetration on the part of the male actor mustn't be missed, else, risk of penile damage (break). For the female, she needs artificial lubrication, machines that could literally stretch her anus out etal ... BTW, most of these 'flawless' actresses you see in these adult movies do modelling jobs too , Models are meant to be stunners right? Explains why you see em all glamoured up in front of the camera. Thanks to Victoria secret , Mary Kay too beauty comes in handy.
Now, porn is really bad for our sexual health yeah, cos sad reality is our ladies won't match up. Those that had awaken the _bitch in them amongst the lots we have out here might give it the best shot tho, but its always by trailing the threads of our esteemed pornstars . Maybe, Best to do anyway is grow each other up as sexual partners to catch up with our fantasies, patience being a constant factor to hold on to of course. We could start from here!!

BumBae:
Been here reading ur lines

BumBae:
Damn lez.z n theson.ofmark don brighten my day with english ohh

I love it

iamlimitless:
Can you stop a man from cheating? – Joy Ehonwa

Last week, I was at the pharmacy with a friend who, like me, recently lost a bit of weight. Our pharmacist was commending us, and tacked on something along the lines of “Una no wan gree at all o, una no want make oga look outside.”
Growing up, I knew a lovely lady whom everyone adored. She was beautiful, the kind of beautiful that made people say God created her on a Sunday. Tall, shapely, with creamy skin that glowed, she was also intelligent, classy, and brilliant at her craft. She was the kind of woman I thought no man could ever have reason to cheat on. Her death came as a shock, and her husband sat on the floor surrounded by her photos and bawled like a baby, his head cradled in his hands. When he remarried soon after and I learnt that his new wife had been his side chick, everything I thought I knew about cheating turned to vapour.
Every time someone insinuated that a man’s cheating had something to do with the way his wife looked or did not look, my mouth curled into a yinmu. If Uncle could cheat on Aunty, IT Girl that she was, then what are we saying? My instinctive reaction to the kind of statement my pharmacist made is something like “Na God o, no amount of effort can keep a straying man o, man wey go cheat, go still cheat.”
I mean, does anyone remember when Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock? Or how Michael Douglas got cancer of the mouth from eating kitty that did not belong to his pretty wife Catherine Zeta-Jones?
However, on this day, I didn’t say that. Why? I had coincidentally been wondering if perhaps there are men who would not have strayed if their wives had done certain things. Yes, there are men who will stray no matter what, but is this the answer we must fling in the face of anyone who suggests that a woman make some kind of effort to “keep” her man? Isn’t there some kind of balance? Fo[b]r instance, anyone who is honest will admit that a wife whose emotional or sexual needs are chronically neglected is vulnerable to temptation, regardless of how fine her man is. Doesn’t the same apply for men?[/b]
If he needs to talk and his wife won’t listen to him, or he has sexual needs his wife won’t meet, or she lets herself go and becomes unattractive, isn’t it the same thing? None of these things are excuses to cheat, really, and none of them justify infidelity, but what if the reality is that they predispose to adultery? And what if, that being the case, there are actually some things you can do to affair-proof your marriage? Would you be open to it? Would you do it proudly without feeling ashamed of making the effort?
We all know what a shameful thing it is these days to be caught trying to “keep” a man. Yet I believe that outside of the context of chauvinism, we need to keep each other, husbands and wives. We can’t just take wedding vows and then expect them to stay with us, period.
So, yes, you may do heaven and earth for a man, and literally bend over backwards to please him (this is not a real sex position please, do not try this at home!) and still have him cheat on you with someone else. And there are also men who are terribly unfulfilled in their marriages and yet they do not seek satisfaction of any kind elsewhere. These people really do exist. If a man is going to cheat, he’s going to, but what about the one who never planned to?
Building the kind of marriage where neither partner is vulnerable to temptation involves a huge investment of time and emotional capital. It also involves two people who want to honour their vows and stay faithful. Marriage is one hell of a needy potted plant. Forget to water it and give it sunlight and it starts to die. Friends, I say, feel free to do whatever it takes to make your plant bloom and flourish. There’s no shame in that.

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midehi2:
geraaat here mhenn, i cant remember quoting you or the last time i quoted you, so stop pressing my quote button

TheSonOfMark:
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That comment by Irunobo and Midehi2's "LMAO" were borne out of frustration -their inability to comprehend my earliest comment. They expect everyone to type in their banal way of typewriting. They can't blame me for their poor comprehension skills, can they?
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irunooboo:
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Shut ur smelly Gob and stop dissing women. Akwa Ibom tout

midehi2:
keep on perceiving, ashawo boy

FTBOY:
not really........the description is perfect! been laughing really hard here

WORDWORLD:
SHOULDNT I BE ASKING YOU A SIMPLE QUESTION AS:

Are your against PRONOGRAPHY but you are for FORNICATION, ADULTERY and other ILLICIT SEX?

I REALLY THINK WE HAVE TO START MAKING MATRIMONY A REALLY DIGNIFIED BOND POST OF, OF COURSE RESPONSIBLE HETEROSEXUALS.

GOD NEVER SAID DONT HAVE SEX OTHERWISE HE WOULD HAVE ALLOWED BABIES TO BE FALLING DOWN FROM THE SKIES...................THE RESTRICTION IS IN MATRIMONY...............WHY DO WE ENCOURAGE ILLICIT BEHAVOURS A FORNICATION BUT SEX IN A MATRIMONY IS NO GO AREA.

LIKEWISE THE BARS OF GETTING LEGITIMATE SEX ARE RAISED SO HIGH IN OUR SOCIETIES. WHY

IF YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED THEY SOCIETY AND ITS CULTURE HAS MADE IT AN OBSTACLE.

SEX IS NATURE................MARRIAGE IS CULTURE.............THE OTHER IS KILLING OUR SOCIETY BY MAKING THE FORMER NOT BEING ABLE TO ACHIEVE THE PROPER CHANNEL OF RELIEVING NATURE.

LETS BECOME MORE RESPONSIBLE BY UPHOLDING SEX IN MATRIMONY...........DO YOUR DOG STYLE WITH YOUR WIFE AND MAKE GOD PROUD AND NOT WITH OTHER THAN YOU SPOUSE SO YOU WONT BE CURSED.

FTBOY:



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Cutehector:
midehi2 urm u r supposed to be gettn wet by now after seeing this.

KingTom:
Leslie!!!!! Damn

midehi2:
dont worry, if i dont get your match, i will make use of a piece of cloth, tie your head/face and make use of the down below perfectly

midehi2:
on the way

midehi2:
a very beautiful one

midehi2:
neck down...waoo, handsome, cute, beautiful, nice BUT neck up too ugly


*remove his head, places it with another fine face*

Adanna86:
It nice to know your girlfriend in that category of "local girls" Thank you for subliminally acknowledging that.

firstEVA:
You have just one, i'm thinking 3, at least 2

firstEVA:
It was from porn I got to know that just one woman can take two or three diccks at the same time.

Adanna86:

Yet you can give a full account on pornography but can't answer simple questions??

Guy, u don enter one chance.

Adanna86:
So how is your girlfriend performance? Does it match up to your porn fantasy lass?