₦airaland Forum

lifeisabitch:
Le.zz, how big are your hands?

That's how big it is.

Dorobuccii:
What do women want you ask?
Women want equality. Now I want you to get this right.....There is a difference between equality and order. All children are equal but there's the first child and last child. A better example is in the society, 'every man' may be equal but we have the president and other civil servants.
Equality means that we are entitled to the same basic rights. It means we get same pay for the same work and same treatment.
Gender inequality is very similar to racism.
So if we are calling for an end to racism then we should also be calling for an end to gender discrimination and inequality. I don't understand why that is so difficult for the society to wrap its head around.

The struggle for gender equality has been fought and won. Women have got equal access to education, better chances at employment and have equal representation in the professions of their choosing. And equal pay in Nigeria as well.

What is today termed equality is a feminist euphemism for usurpation and suppression of not only men but women as well. I'm not aware of any law or statute in Nigeria that denies women right of participation or pursuit of any dream or profession or entrepreneurship.

What we have are women clamouring for the top hierarchy of firms, government agencies and multinational companies, their only qualification being that they are women. They don't show the merit card.

If women want true equality then they should clamour for equal representation in the armed forces, fire service, and other low-paying and risky jobs men equally dominate.


But the truth is women have equal right to decision-making and choice of career path and they will always be true to their evolutionary disposition-- majority will pick the softer, less strenous professions, mainly humanities.

Equality is a veiled call for social revolution.

Creamish:
Was fast asleep then.. sorry. Morning.

good morning, immaculate. I see you had too much fun last night

Hope you got to the office early enough and in sober mood. I have a relatively free week ahead of me. Catch you later

DarthSidious:
baba shey U no get work... stop mentioning me unnecessarily or I'd hav 2 push the report botton Ive tried to be reasonable. grow d Bleep up man. mtshewww why am i even wasting my time

You have tried to be reasonable? You must be having hallucinatory delusions.

Everyone jeered at you on this thread and likened you to your dakened moniker but you picked only me to Quote. Why is that?

Because I spared with you recently. Grow up you said?

That's his well-worn language that he should learn to apply himself.

I have dared you to prove me wrong and produce your real moniker if you aren't a two-faced, double-dealing coward. Show your real moniker up which you claim is banned and stop being a nuisance.

You've been trolling with a 4hr old moniker and have the guts to preach sanity.

You need stupidity purge.

DarthSidious:
all these kids on d internet. am not darkebedrebel mumu. stop stressing urself

he popped up and left, few minutes you came in with a redundant moniker and gave a ridiculous verdict which is his usual way of jeering me. Yes you are he.

You reacted to the insults with an unconcealed anger.

He is known to have a dozen monikers which he uses to boost his depleted ego....

Now away with you, if you have nothing to do, go fall inside a sewer pit.

firstEVA:
ok


Sleep well

That's good night? I have a free week ahead; no work at the office. Chat me up, babe.

firstEVA:
I hear you

even though I kept some for you, but i'm thinking of handing them over to postman.n, he kept me company when you were away drinking

You broke my heart, I needed to reflect my predicament so I found solace inside the bottom of wine bottles and other activities that would deaden the blows you gave my heart.

But you can give postman the chocolate and anything else , except that which is mine alone.

firstEVA:
since you can see your key pads and still type correctly, it means the drink wasn't too much.

Ah, even if I got drown in a pool of beer, your name alone will bring me to sobreity.


Where's that chocolate?

Creamish:
Chaaiii!!!!

On peut commencer maintenant?? Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

I'm late, but if you aren't too sleepy and tired, let me quicken your heart beat, it is still Val's day.

firstEVA:
EPL that's soccer, mehn, I know nothing about that thing, so I don't even know what happened

Too much to drink? I guess you exceeded 4 bottles.

4 bottles? It wasn't beer. So I couldn't measure.

But if you were around, we'll just stuff the table with porncorn, ice cream and roasted chicken and booze while we watch a movie with my hand drawing circles on your Tommy

JackBizzle:
Detective?

No. Ishitlove was actually a friend before and so I would naturally know much about her. No detective swag needed.

you guys have come a long way then.

firstEVA:
I have special ones for you swerie. What event?

A little too much to drink. I love the turn of events in the EPL today.

firstEVA:
I have some chocolates, but I don't know how to pass them across

Hi, my burning flame, how do I get that chocolate? I'm famished after today's events

FTBOY:
there's pain and frustration written all over that post

Ftboy, your guy, Jackbizzle is a thorough and wicked e-detective. I've been going through all his links and I feel I'm still new to NL.

TheSonOfMark:
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Not yet bros.


You dudes are looking forward to seducing the bridesmaids and their train already?

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I am still hustling for the cheddar. We want future Mrs Mark well cartered for, don't we?

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That's as it should be bro, marriage isn't a competition, it's a lifetime journey that should be well thought out before set off.

Synzu:
LOL. Let's hear it. I might grant it if its possible.

Ah, front page don' spoil the matter, lolz.

iAmCharis:
Lol those were just some fronting. Nothing else!
They say a problem identified is half solved. I need help!

Bro, you're good, in pure honesty.

Synzu:
Thesonofmark has been going on and on about his gf so we all assuming we'll hear wedding bells soonest

Oh, OK. Lolz. Can't imagine what his toast will be like.

Seems I came late. It's a pix thing. I have a special request

***modified***

Seems this just hit FP, request rescinded.

Synzu:
If he's inviting le.zz then the organisers should make sure everyone is provided with a dictionary

Who's getting wedded?

iAmCharis:
Same here boss. It seems you'll have to borrow me some of your lexical wits for 5 minutes to woo a special lady this Valentine.

AhahahAhahaha, two of your narratives have I read, and I will wager you do not need help in that regard

Creamish:
Hehehe.. Le.zz ur vals are many already. Hope its just me n u in d land of faltering breath and ruffled hair..cos I'll maim all others...

Today is a day of rest for me...cos Mondays at d office are usually unforgiving.

I'm an African man-- a prince, my lady, through and through. No measure of Western education can dampen my enthusiasm and need for women.

But I am picky ; I have a helplessness for the brainy, pretty and shapely type of women.

And there's a hierarchy here and in my bed too;

you have earned the top spot and you alone will I show the colour of my bed-sheet tonight.

iAmCharis:
Osheeeeey Shakespeare!

Happy Valentine, brother.

Creamish:
Happy Val's day Le.zz, Butch.cassidy & Joe.blocks!

Wait till I come for you babe! I arrive on the wheels of passion to whisk you away to the land of faltering breath and ruffled hair.

And why wish me love in a collective inclusion of others? You thaw my love; I want you singularly, to the ire and exemption of all else.

Synzu:
Same to you bro

My val started since yesterday seff


How your side?

Lolz, church things first, then buzz and EPL at home while waiting for my goods of pleasure to arrive without inner wrapping paper.

Synzu:
Ofcourse! You're her side nigga

:DHappy Val, Synzu my nigga. What's your preparation like?

@ DarthSidious your screenshot you attached is your legendary act of plagiarism and e- theft.

DarthSidious:
As far as am concerned U re only wasting ur time typing all this long story. becos U re typing it at the wrong guy. and to think i use to think U were reasonable. as for what i posted in that topic i created..it was typed in full becos those were not my words. i only shared a tweet i found interesting on twitter.
boy oh boy you really are paranoid aren't U? like i said before get a life nd leave me outta ur foolishness
since U dont have the balls to do it urself i will help out. maybe ur madness would be contained. goodbye assshole

cc: darkenedrebel

Still more lame attempts to wipe your shiit-stained ass. I knew you will descend to this level, denying the obvious.

Why cc-ing yourself? Your very last post you spelt your Darkenedrebel moniker in full, so why repeat it if not for vain attempt at sounding convincing.

And you're going to follow this ruse up by logging in with your Darkenedrebel rebel account to spew some crab, to prove what's so clear.and that's when I'll unleash hell on you and bruise you all over nairaland streets.

Fagrebel the IDIOTIC ,loathsome, sufferer of delusions of grandeur and persecution.


Put me to shame, I dare you, what is your main moniker you claimed is banned? Prove it here. Tactless, Halfwitted, fatheaded cuckoo.


Concentrate on getting your little life out of the debris of jealousy, insecurity and self-loath. Your life hasn't even begun and you are already ruining it with squabbles.

Rap has no future, neither does fine artistry. Your diction is pure obfuscation of the language. You use formal words when you're making everyday conversations. Because your entire existence is marked by the need to impress your imaginary on-lookers.

You allowed your physical diminution spread into your soul and spirit and you have become paranoia personified, feeling you have to bully or attack someone to gain attention and approval.

You created fake female accounts(hello Sharon) and wooed yourself here to give the false impression you're sought after.

Your demency has earned you a front row seat for the synagogue and I hope T.B Joshua could stand your raging insecurities and self- generated demons of insufficiency.


Concentrate on schooling, or get a skill acquisition and your life will unfold nicely. Nairaland won't offer you much, it has added to your mess already.

I'm done with schooling and earn a modest living so I can afford fooling around here.

You have to lie to your parents to get internet data and use your feeding stipends to do your plagiarised audio cyphers.

You haven't defined your life or future yet and have never earned a kobo to support your existence.

Your life is still in deficit and not all the money in the CBN will redeem your mental and economic deficiency.

Be a nice kid and start preoccupying your mind with earning a degree or acquisition instead of being an internet nuisance, bickering like a rabid dog.

BumBae:
Jesu lol lezz i dey fear u oh ...


Erm deep inside ur core ke .. L.ezz u want me to be baby mama

What's wrong if you carry my baby?

Synzu:
Le.zz has an eye-pencil sized phallus





How will it be a perfect fit?

Yaa cheating on me abi?

Hehehehe, with who, me?

FTBOY:
busted! hahahaha! you just reminded me of anangboy. that dude has the knack for unveiling wolves hiding under sheep clothing. i recall how he tactically sniffed out the "julius beggar" in misspicy and one other old scammer in my thread

The fool thinks he's dealing with kids his age. He doesn't even have the mental muscle to pull stunts.

Synzu:
Lez? You like pencil dyck?

loooolz.

BumBae:
Is it a pencil
Le.zz so u lied to me
He said it will be a perfect fit .. Dont ask me how lol he said so

It is a pencil dick alright in its flaccid form. But if your butty is true to legend, then it will swell gently inside of you, feeling you up in width and length.

There's no room inside you it can't enter and fill up, airtight. Its pulsation and throbing will viberate all the corridors and balcony of your bungalow, you'll have to make me a permanent resident.

30 minutes after I'm through with you, your bungalow will need open windows to let out the heat and steam as you feel my fluid settling down deep inside your core.

BumBae:
Lol lezz is back

Its like K Michelle google her lol ( i wish)

Back with a mission . Have you rescinded your divorce proceedings?