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Last2comment:
Perfect write up... Where did you get this. I should give you one bottle of origin...

in my head!! Want a peep?

Sex sells. It is a multi-billion dollar business.

And I still carry the images of porn i have seen years ago in my head as clear as these letters I write , as do most of you reading this.

Vivid and animated scenes of rehearsed and regimented motions of staged acts. Naked, glittering flesh edited and extra-sharpened by motion-picture technology. The flesh of these paid actresses can make any girl seem sexually insecure and physically inadequate!

What with thighs as smooth as velvet and butter, their skin often in a perfect blend of colour, the skin-tone is strikingly uniform; Inner thighs hold no darkened spots or discolouration. Vagina lips aren't discloured from smooth shave, it just blends with other parts of her skin in an even, unvarying pigmentation.

This is in sharp contrast to the local girls whose buttocks are darker than the skin-tone of their torso, their inner thighs have a darkish hue and the vagina lips are of different brownish pigmentation often with slight rash and bumps from close razor shaving.

And most guys have set a high benchmark and expectation of the body standard from their favourite female porn-star. How many local girls have the dexterity and agility to arch their bodies in an odd position for long, sustained minutes taking in a full penetration with relish ?

There's always the feeling of slight dissapointment when a lover stands unclothed and her laps and thighs and boobs fall short of that glittering image of perfection that porn TV has made trite and common.

Little wonder girls feel insecure when guys watch porn. Often these porn stars have giant watermelon breasts that arrogantly defy gravity, hips so wide it can take and bear the sexual frustrations of a dozen men and ass so curvaceous it makes Michelangelo seem a novitiate at sculpting.

How frequently do males have the impulse to try out a scene on a porn movie? And How often have the local girls cringed away in fright or disgust?

There's never been a craze for heterosexual anal sex at any point in history than when porn made it a fad. Now it has become a legitimate expectation and fantasy most guys want to try out and so few of the ladies are willing to play along.

Just a few girls have I encountered who can match my sexual fantasies with equal fervour and innitiate giving head with such eager enthusiasm that makes my mind shut out all sense of sound. But only a fleck in the pool they are.


Men aren't exempt from the feeling of insufficiency that porn seems to evoke. There's always an objectless, lingering and formless fear when your girl is addicted to porn.

The never-ending hours of a single sex scene makes a real man feels like a 2-minute man. The feasting of vaginal secretion and anal tonguing make me feel old fashioned and sexually non-compliant.

Not even mentioning the 12" penis that makes the most endowed of us look average.

Girls who are accustomed to porn have, with time, come to expect these and more from local guys. Many a girl today crave cunnilinctus, not so many guys are willing to try, in the same way guys yearn for anal sex but so many girls would not yield.


When is the line of dissociation be drawn?

For the breasts of these paid porn actresses are sometimes of silicone implantation, ass might have gone under the modifications of a surgeon's knife.

Body sleight and stamina are drug and money induced. Long sex scense are often cleverly edited from several short scenes to form a prolonged act of single sex act. And yes, the moaning and groaning are faked atimes with prerecorded audio.


But no amount of logicality and rational rendition will stifle the effect of porn.

You and I will carry those images of immaculately oiled bodies in our heads far into the distance of time.

Every now and again you'll watch a girl go pass you and an image of porn will conjure up....

Swallow the bile, take a deep breath, count to 10 and decide if the image will be re-lived or remain a ghost lurking in the surface of your dark desires.



Addendum: ® All rights reserved. Leslie A. O.


This work may be quoted, published or reprinted in whole or part for reference or educational purposes with credit to the original author Leslie A.O (lezz/lezzlie)

Henry240:
... And i saved the best for last!


Happy Birthday to me!


Thank you Lord for giving me the confidence, grace and courage May today and all of my days be amazing!

Happy birthday Henry. Wishing you all the best. Keep up the good work, bro.

firstEVA:
my eyes are heavy, I would have logged out but just want you say good night first, so say it.

lolz, Alright good nightnight, pretty eyed babe.

firstEVA:
enjoy, catch you later.

Stay a while with me.

firstEVA:
no I didn't, I actually wanted to type leslie, then I knew the closest to it is lezzlie.
Still awake as usual?

I finished the inspection superbly and followed the excitement up with some beer, so sleep is far from my eyes.

I'm listening to music and surfing Nairaland.

firstEVA:
I wanted to spell lez.zlie but decided to break it so you can get the mention.

If you had typed only le.zz I still would have got it. I think you did it on purpose

firstEVA:
Hello lezz lie, hope you are good?

Great, what did I lie about?

truthbastille:
Nigeria is part of an international world trade treaty that frowns at imposing levy on products from other countries especially the developed ones.

The WTO doesn't impost restrictions on foreign goods in a strict sense. Every country finds it expedient to protect local industries while still being part of globalisation. Japan has high tarrifs on foreign mid to small size vehicles to protect Toyota and Honda while they have lower taxes for luxury cars. Portugal and Italy has high tariff on foreign luxury cars than any other country in Europe. Nigeria simply does not have manufacturing plans and do not budget enough for infrastructural development. It is no surprise that despite our huge population, we still pay one of the costliest GSM cost of operation in Africa because every base station has a desiel plant!!! We cannot become a manufacturing country without standard road network, rail system and power. Lagos has no business being the only sea port in Nigeria. It creates bottleneck.

truthbastille:
Even at that, our habits for foreign products has eaten into every fabric of our social life.

If you go to China you will see a real craze for foreign fad and product despite their manufacturing prowess. China consumes 20% of the world luxury items -- all foreign. Americans value Benzes, BMW's and Porsche's more than their Ford's, Mustang and Chevrolets but she's the most technologically advanced country on the planet.

We crave foreign products to a frenzy because we manufacture next to nothing

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Without power how can foreign firms set up manufacturing in Nigeria?

Most of the foreign firms are opting for ghana while targeting the huge market in nigeria.

Cost of production and manufacturing is way too high. Local talents and budding firms find it hard to start from scratch as a lot of capital has to go for power generation. So government should put our infrastructure in place before placing a ban on foreign products.

Op got it wrong on banning electronics and mobile phones. A high tax and tariff should be imposed. Foreign electronics are found in all the countries even developed ones.



Without good roads for goods and finished product conveyance and stable power, cost of local production and goods will end up being sold higher than foreign goods.

BumBae:
Lol how can i have peaceful sleep with ^^^
Heheh
U suppose write one long one i print and make book ;Dmayb in diary then i print it lol put it with my book collection .

I can do that for you. But books are meant for mental perception and entertainment.

Why don't I engrave a permanent mark on your body and heart? Let me leave you a scar of my love. One you will bear in permanence of our physical collusion.

This bridge is only virtual; you can break it if you desire and my books will be felt by your mind and body.

mzvyne:
Reeling from what exactly?

Reeling from too much wine, sex or broken promise and shattered hope .

It is only a supposition.

Synzu:
I guess they can speak for women in general.

All the chicks are still reeling from the fallout of Valentine: they're not here.

BumBae:
Chai le.zz this is too much , mehn u fit right mill n erm boom abi wetin dem dey call that book those girls read des days
Cant cope lol

Im out * picks up purse n runs out*

Anyway see yall later night night l.ezz , sy.nzu the.sonofmark

Your beauty is the oil my imagination runs on and my fingers are the wheels that bring the finish product and make them into living letters for you.

Sleep on, dear princess and let my words be your sleep-enhancer tonight.

Your spirit shall awaken to the promise of my desire for you.

Until the day my diick darkens your thighs and leaves its ornamentation in the depths of your core, making everything yours mine and mine yours, sleep in peace.

TheSonOfMark:
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Contrarily, those tribal marks seem like a drunk archaeologist's uncoordinated attempt at recreating a hieroglyphics slab albeit on a human face.
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Bwhahaha, it isn't she then!!! So much for salivating over her physical charms

BumBae:
see vocab
I cant confirm dont want to distroy ur destiny as they say

Baby, if the depths and mass of your butty is where my destiny lies, then I am gladly done for. Let me drink of your water if it be the last my tongue savour, and I shall tell the angles at Heaven's gate no pleasure known to man did I not partake of.

What is life for a man like me if not to conquer- And will not my earth's sojourn be marked fractional when I never charted you?

Synzu:
The ladies have finally admitted how sexy they find men with strong lingual prowess

Only Op and _bumbae has admitted that much thus far.

TheSonOfMark:
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He's already on this thread seducing the LEZZical
(lexical) way.


I suppose a virtual _orgy is in the offing. My arms are at akimbo. [/color]

Sadly the dames are scanty.

If onila is who her DP claims then let me worship that body with sacred rites of devotion, she has the body constitution that makes the glory of the Egyptian pyramids pale in wonderment.

Synzu:
Le zz!! Get yo ass down here sharply! Your prayers have been answered

My black ass has made its entrance.

BumBae:
Its ok forget that guy

Lol see his basic vocab

Op is right tho cant u see how i chase u n le.zz about .. Lol u lucky ur both taken dor don propose by now ..

And who told you I'm taken!!! I do the taking and not the other way round.

Legend has it that you have a butty that won't quit. And for the life of me, I don't know why you just won't comfirm or deny it.

If your body configuration matches your jolly temperament, I don't see why I won't give you the gift of my last name.

BEEGOLD797:
Yes I know but i was scared God forbid if the girl dead in my car what story will I be telling people.

It is well my brother.

Our society will get better.

BEEGOLD797:
Kind-hearted Police Officer In Ibadan

Yesterday i was on my way to meet up with an urgent appointment when i ran into an accident scene. An okada man just hit a little girl that was hawking on the road along Dugbe. I stop and rushed down to the scene to help carry the girl to a hospital people gather there the girl was bleeding serious from the deep cut she had on her forehead while the okada man too was Languishing in pains as he had dislocation on his arm and also bleeding. I told people standing that we sould take the girl to a hospital but we will need a police man to follow us or report in order to avoid police wahala, so a man joined me and we rush to Iyaganku police station we report the case and they call one of their officer and he quickly follow us to the accident scene, but getting there we could not see the girl again we were told by people around the scene that the girl has been taken to Jericho hospital. At that point I said to myself at least i have tried i should quickly be going to meet up with my appointment, but this police officer said the most strange thing that i v ever heard from a police officer mouth he said "please my brother go and turn and lets go to the hospital they might need money" i was stun and surprise that a police officer could say this, i have to quickly drive down to make a up turn.

We got to the hospital and saw the girl just laid on the bench and soaked in pool of her blood without anybody attending to her, the officer went in and asked the nurses and doctor why the girl is not attended to they said they will need money to buy the necessary materials to treat her, the officer said get me the list of the items i will pay for it, to my surprise this officer went to their cashier and paid for everything and immediately the nurses and doctor started treating the girl. He drop his number with them and told them if they still need anything they should call him that he has to quickly go back to the office his attention is needed. We left the hospital and i drop them off, while i was coming back from my appointment coincidentally i met the officer on the way going back to the hospital i just told him to come in so we could both check the girl in the hospital again because he said the doctor called him that the mother of the girl is around.

We got there and the doctor said they have taken care of the girl but most still come for some treatment for like 1/2weeks he now ask the mother hope she will bring the girl for treatment the mother said she would have love to but she doesn't have money, to my surprise this officer went back to the doctor and told him to give him the bill for the 2weeks treatment and this officer paid for it again and even went to d pharmacy there to buy the drugs they prescribe for the girl. I was like wao is this man a policer officer? For once i was proud of Nigeria Police Officer.

I collected his number and ask of his name and he told me he is SUPOL BILLY JOSEPH DT1 IYANGAKUN POLICE STATION ibadan.

Kudos to this officer if only we could have people like him in the force Nigeria could have been a better place for all. I am truly proud of him that's why I have to post these on this forum for us to appreciate the good ones among our officers.

Nice officer and nice story. But forgive my wondering mind. I am made this way. I'm picking your story from another angle.


If that girl had a fatal injury she would've maybe bled to death while you were going about looking for a police officer to accompany you to the hospital.

Kindly tell your benevolent Supol to tell his police colleagues that there's no law in Nigeria that demands police presence before accident victims or gun shot victims are to be treated in Nigeria.
They should extend their kindness and stop harrasing innocent citizens who help accident victims.

firstEVA:
you've never used that smiley before, it suits you

lolz, I'm not sure. But there's always a first time.

firstEVA:
I see you want it edited, have done so

Just looking out for you.

firstEVA:
i'm

It didn't work out, no entrance. I'll repeat tomorrow.

firstEVA:
Lezg

Doing fine and OK. Came back earlier than I anticipated.

Firsteva, what's up? I'm back.

lifeisabitch:
at the emboldened, a long dick is injurious if she decides to bounce on the dicck, the kind of bouncing where she hits hard on his pelvis.

If she decides to dictate the length she takes, then she is being cautious, good riding is carefree, you just keep riding to the root of the ddeeek.

you have a point.

But you said carefree. If a girl is wet and prepped enough,being carefree and riding wild and hard, she won't even feel the pain and sting of a long diick until she's done. That's when the sweet-sore sensation aches her in between her thighs and deep in her core.

lifeisabitch:
sadly, secondly i'm no longer into that, I am saved.

Not like I hate big ones though but small ones are easier to ride.
Good old days.

small diicks Only tickle.


1. Big diick feels you up and brushes all the corners of your puuny

2. Even if you love riding, you can always dictate the length you want to go



3. Only a big diick leaves your punnyy with a sweet-sore sensation after sex when a smalll one will only tickle you.

4. A big dickk can decide to sacrifice going deep into you instead go half the distance then use the extra length for side penetration. You know, entering and banging your puunny from an angle.


Except your previous experience was all size no skill.

lifeisabitch:
that's a pretty big hand you got there.

Believe it, the endowment extends down the other region.

But you aren't a fan of big diick