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Sanity is coming at last. For long dstv has dictated most of the content of what we watch on sattelite tv and how we watch it, and at what price.

Watch them slash prices, introduce more content and channels. But we want pay per view as obtained elsewhere. But this is a good start.

Nubian113:
New found respect for you

Respect? Owing to these disses? There's more to me than bantering and sparring.

Creamish:
Some are actually interesting.. I hope this does not make me a sadist tho.. Lol

I think you're very observant and cool in perception.

I always believed social media needs to be kept alive by coordinated banter now and again. Too much false decorum and modesty breed hypocrisy.

False courtesy is as much a revilement as is an abusive remark.

HENSEXIE:
kai diz re strong wordz ooo

Pls U̶̲̥̅̊ guyz shld jst stop all dis pls.ure all matured na bikonu

Most of it are just empty jibes thrown around for nothing but _fuck's sakes.

It's over ,dear.

Acekidc4:
Why are u taking the Whole shiit serious when u know everything he is saying is a Joke!! Just Laugh it off!!You all are just taking this simple funny joke Serious. Damm!!

I've got to warn you, there are stronger quotes and even meaner reactions further from here as you go along.

refiner:
lol....maybe
yea am on watsapp

I'm engaging you in WhatsApp right this minute with my other number ending with a double seven (77)

Creamish:
Ur joblessness makes my day then..

lolz, all things work for good, dear. Seems you enjoy e-fights alot.

refiner:
yea I saw it....

lolz, too anxious to take it?

Don't you know your voice would have made a soothing sleep-enhancer for me.

Let me take a quick shower.
Do you WhatsApp?

refiner:
seen it? should I remov it nw?

Yes, I just called you with my Glo line a now.

refiner:
lol......u re afraid?

nop I don't,I dnt av bbm pin....OK lemme type my number in my siggy,,,,will remove it wen you are done,should I?

OK, that's kind of you. I'm game.

refiner:
lol....I didn't even understand all u spoke here oo....OK u knw wat,type Down ur number here den remove it in 5 min time.....will u?

I can, but this thread has attracted spirits of varying assortments. I fear to be an easy target of the vengeful antics of nuisances I have dealt with here.

Do you own a BlackBerry perchance? It is always more secure.

refiner:
oh fanx for educatin me......
yea dats d problem,I dnt knw wat to press to reply...d reply button...

Oh, you triffle with my heart then. Do not make light of the sincere admiration I hold for you. My intentions for you are quite noble, although the soft stare of your eyes stir something deep within me.

Perhaps, if you bear no inhibitions for a little publicity, you can furnish other means that are convenient with which I can relate more freely with you.

olardimeji:
bro.. Please kindly tell me


Do you write for a living?.. Such good mastery of English, would so love to be your disciple...or maybe you are poet sef..

Hello, brother and thanks for your complement flattery . I don't write for a living. I'm just an ordinary nairalander. Although I had an article published while I was waiting for my jamb result years back. It took an email from a certain reader two days later for me to actually know it was published.

refiner:
lol...u don't knw wat u mean by spontaneity... fogiv my ignorance
well dats d problem here cos I don't knw he to send or reply mail....maybe u fink of anoder beta idea....

Spontaneity is the ability to be spontaneous, to undergo change swiftly. I could be in Anambra tomorrow for sure. So I can swiftly change from the virtual , (nairaland) to the physical (Onitsha) within 24 hours (tomorrow) .That's why I asked if you believed in spontaneity.

You will find an email notification in the email with which you opened your nairaland account. Check the inbox, you will see a message from nairaland informing you I want to converse with you.

Reply that email and you would have opened correspondence between us. My intentions are good.

I want to surprise you.

mylordship:
beware of august meeting

Seems you get a _boner from mentioning my moniker. If I beat you down again, you'll play the victim and earn the sympathy of failed women.

Steer away from my mentions.

refiner:
lol...am a prophetess den for guessing rite

well dere is no town dats hiding me instead am d one hiding under its cover..... well its d famous Onitsha town...

Do you believe in spontaneity? Check your email and reply. I'm about to turn your virtual world of nairaland into that of flesh and blood.

Creamish:
Lezzzzzzzzz!!!!

Never a dull "follow"..

Hello , pretty Creamy. I was pretty jobless today; half day at the mechanic and I was in the mood for some sparring

AdeniyiA:
finally, can you all see? tell me how l.ezz won't loose his job in August according to what mylordship has said??

How would you know if I do?

Jeromejnr:
Love the flows. Not the abuse tho!

You should consider writing novels.

thanks bro, too busy to pen anything outside my phone.

refiner:
oh!u do bizness in d east?well I stay in anambra state buh am a native of IMO state....I guess urs might be Enugu....am I rite?

You're right I work in Enugu and Delta is where my leisure-destination be.

Anambra is actually sandwiched between Delta and Enugu and both are less than an hour's drive.

Besides I'm well acquainted with most towns in Anambra. So which one is hiding you?

refiner:
waoooooo....fank u,fank u really good..I never knew u will heed to my plea,u should just let her be OK?

m blushing dear,fanx really good...her insults was really killing me,even tho she wasn't referring to me directly....just d state Edo is enough to scare d living being outa u...fank u ones more,and pls try and pray against those evil curses..will help u too.....
well am from a state in d south east...wish u d best of luck......fanx

From the rubble of the broken spell of the disgraced, old wench comes the promise of an adventure for you and I.

Let us consign the threats of petkruz, the long toothed witch to the dumpster.

Would you be surprised if I told you the east is the region of my business? What part exactly are you domiciled?

petkruz:
I'v cursed u, and I vow it would follow u! I must make sure of that! U just touched the tail of the wrong cobra, watch as your life unfolds, I only pity u.

you are of no consequences, old hag. Your words are monkey chants and dog fart. You got beaten and reduced to the wrinkled, dried-vagina tramp you are.

cobra, i'll eat your head off like a mangoose. Ugly blazing witch.

petkruz:
Sweetheart I don't know u, we may have disagreed in the past but I don't keep things in mind,it probably ended that day. But there are some people u teach a lesson to tell others! I didn't insult your friend, I cautioned him,he replied with insults. I'm not bragging o, but i'v decided to take up his case! After dealing with him i'd beg God for forgiveness but I have to do this my way.

A parable in ishan land says when u keep insulting your children,the witches around would seal it up for u.

Since he decided to exhibit madness here, I have vowed to seal it up for him! I keep warning E-warriors, u don't know who is who, always be careful. Unfortunately I don't forgive easily!

You are a cowardly cheap cuntt. 90 days is a hoax. Give us something we can remember. Boring, damaged goods like you. You were firing on all cylinders, energised by loyal "likes", feeling the aura of god-commplex until I beat you to a pulp and you're invoking juju on me.

Thanks for admitting I beat you into running for cover.

Fribery:
mehn.. I drop face cap for you. pls let me mk it clear.. I'm not in support of any side in dis beef/quarrel. what I'm interested in is ur mastery of the use of words. mehn lezz.. I will love to be ur student.. how can I be a master of this gift like you?? teach me please.. anticipating ur urgent response. . gracias.

Lolz. I'm humbly flattered. Honestly. Thank you.

My honest belief is some degree of diction is innate, inborn. The others are developed by pure interest. Yes, it is that simple.

Good books, an appetite for reading.
And very good music too. You're actually what you hear and listen to.

refiner:
my dear,stop exchanging words wif her,u don't knw who is who here,don't be proud,pls ask her to forgiv u,if all she cursed u eventually comes to pass,u will be d one to suffer it,we nairalanders won't even knw wat is happening to u......

my dear swallow ur pride and cut all dis off,I knw u re nt at fault or better still send her a mail privately,pls love I beg of u....plssss

I've got to give it to you; you have all the enchantments of Delilah. I mean this positively. I just did a cursory swipe at your dp and you're beautiful with an effortless grace and shine.

You invoke multiple emotions within me : I want to hug you, kiss you and drag you into bed with me all at once.

Do not be perturbed, dearest, That e-witch is innocuous. She can't harm a pore in me anymore than I can get between a 100 cubic feet of President Buhari. I shall live.

After 90 days, she will get an incendiary reminder from me. Rest your soul. Where in Nigeria do you reside?

Sweet ladies like you deserve a fleshy gratitude.

sickstars:
For wat u wrote u are mad foolish useless nd stup*d u av no respect for ur mother to abuse anoda man's mother she never trained u
Ow cud she train u wen she was never trained too

I guess its in d generation nd family tree

Sorry love, I didn't see your remark when it dropped.

For what it is worth, your love started the parental jibes, I only obliged. It has been his regular refuge whenever we spar. Go check his history, including his latest handle. He greeted me with a parental jeer

But I'm not surprised at your intellectual handicap: I have met your mother. She came last in an IQ test conducted to determine who will be the village square sweepers.


And your sexual Indiscrimination is inherent too. I nearly well could have sired you if I hadn't stood in a long queue waiting for my turn with your mother.

And your daddy was a mean drunk and the village jester. He gets 64 lashes for churning out lame jokes and he comes home falling onto your Mama in a drunken fit of rage , self-hate and ruing his poor choice of wife.


You, my little darling, _bastard is a product of rape, sour thighs, bruised labia minora and bitter sighs of regret.


_fucking waste of humanity you are.

I'm done with the mechanics. I'm coming home for a bathe. I'll come beat you down again.

petkruz:
Hehehehe when u get to Iruekpen, u would see a statue, it's the first thing u see when u enta the village! Beneath it has a woman with 7 snakes on her head believe it or not, those snakes symbolise 7things one of which is madness that can only be cured by another strong witch in uromi! U watch Salem right? U see how they deal with people. Your issue has been tabled, I have gone spiritual afterall this is a spiritual section, let's leave too much english. For insulting a royal daughter, you would run MAD! I'v made the call already,there's no distance in the realm of the spirit. It would take just 90days to seal your madness before u start manifesting, I have said you would eat grass! Wa la Ken, isemua a lue amin, uhu we mie rio, azen la gbie, oso no mue 7heads ki robuesue uhumon no se, e jesenkue! SEALED!!! You would look for me in the streets of lagos,thats a promise. #logged out

I see you have returned, taking the bait.

You give me 90 days? What? I give you 2 months to seek psychological remedy before you die of rage and paranoia.

You call yourself a royal daughter?
You're a daughter of flitting delusions, your demency has reached the stages of medical evasion.


I'll tell you. You need the promise of love, a pat on the back and a nice _fuck of reassurance. A fat, long, dick will chase your tormenting demons afar and make you that whole, happy women you were created to be.


You tarry on this path further, and I shall pronounce you irredeemable, your nightmares accompanying you to the nailing of your cheap coffin.

Idiota.

SINNZ:
I tell ya!

The mod who took it to FP probably wants to entertain readers cos this thread is pure comic relief!

Let Nigeria be entertained by the clowning OP and his disturbed spiritual co-traveller, kettrus or what.


God knows we need enough distractions from the harsh economic uncertainties.

SINNZ:
Lezz you never dissapoint

Seems this utter crap just made front page.

Where's that demented pekrus or something.

So many old spinsters on nairaland posing in all shades of hypocrisy.

When I'm through with you, you will appreciate solitude and common sense.


Old hag of wasted creation.

You failed as a daughter.
Came last in your zeal to get married before age 30.

You spiritual indebtedness interrupted your education and made you a borderline lunatic with a tendency for dementia.


You seek to vent your frustration on nairaland. It ain't my fault_bitch that life chose you for her brutal experiment.

It ain't my fault you can't find love.

It ain't my fault your family is yet to be broken from the curses of shadowing spirits.


But it is my job to rid the flying witches off the streets of nairaland.

You pale the lights here

Olosho ode.

petkruz:
My dear u didn't turn me around, u just singled yourself out for doom. Prepare to transport yourself to Uromi soon, when i'm done with u, u would preach sanity and decorum the rest of your life.

I shall perform e-exorcism on you. You think I'm your average Joe.

_Bitch my attitude on this thread has been consistent: all attack minded on the offensive, Smashing dimwits and spiritual puppets like you around.

Yours have been flitting. You came as a mature poster, I knocked the fakery outta your stinking mouth filled with dibia concoction.

Then you morphed into a vampire, thrusting for my blood, I poured holy liberations on you and you started your spiritual manifestations. Bwhahaha


Now you have become a prophetess of doom. Your vagina has been a stranger to a good _fuck. You're suffering from neglect and rejection

Ugly shrew.

SINNZ:
My bro I don't even wanna go into details with what I've been through with that car or else you go laff me . Its super comfy, power steering works like magic, all glasses are tinted, mileage is average for an SUV with 6 plugs, built-in gps, Its a roadstar when in perfect condition. But, its too damn expensive to cater. God is my strength tho..


As for the fuel thing, I aint even bothered cos its kind of economical to move around. But being mobile is faster and less stressful.

Yes, had to go on transit for a while when the fuel scarcity was so biting. It was cheap but I missed some appointments because of the nature of my job. So I had to resort to drops/hire service.


SUV's are super cosy to travel with but they come at great expenses too.

But I like them, they make a statement for you saving you the effort to announce yourself