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StrawberryCream:
So ur taken kmt

Not entirely, I think. She's my crush. Stepping out of the shadows is entirely up to her, If she's woman enough.

StrawberryCream:
Wasting my time n heart here ... U just broke it going back to bed too hurtful

Lolz, thought you're a Tigress. Won't you fight your way up? Cease being a vapour, Fall as solid rain-drops on my skin and let the virtual world bridge the physical.

Your bed is meant for two. I won't break a heart that is mine to mend.

StrawberryCream:
Another ke no no
Just u dear ..

You're still too pretty and sensual not be bear the welts of a cold flame

If I take the plunge, do I land on my feet or get blown away by the promise of your lips?

If you have pulled the drawbridge of your heart up,
Then I will stay with you in the promise of your fortress.

StrawberryCream:
lol

Falconey has been divorced ... . He treats me like 5th wife
So now im on le.zz ... If i see anyone except nubian113 she the only one allowed to cht to him thats female anyone else ...

FirstEva's still lodged in my head like Vodka's hangover. I've tried shaking her off but I guess she has a permanent spot in my heard.

God help me if it proceeds to my heart.

StrawberryCream:
Yepa
Le.zz who taught u how to make a chic melt virtually lol ... Its a gift u know many dream to be able to hold a womans attention for this long...

Ok so are we married or what , lets stop the long ting nubian giving her blessing ...

Lolz, And who made Nubian your surrogate? But she should anyway, she's pretty enough to make Brad Pitt one of her leavings.

Does your heart yearn for another from the past?
A shadow still lurking in the corners of your dreams?

StrawberryCream:
U did dearie .. U haunting me

How do I make up for that?

Perhaps 2 cups of ice cream?
We eat one together,
I do an ice cream bath on you with the other.

Let me lick off your baggages. You're too lovely to be burdened by the thorns of life.

StrawberryCream:
Le.zz
Ineed ya ... My back is killing me .. Didnt enjoy my skeep at all

****shoves files asides****
Here i am, all veins in my phallus at attention, cocked and ready to report for duty.

What troubled your sleep?

Nubian113:
Bobo you are good for the soul. Thanks

My older brother described my eyes like that when his daughter was born because she has my gaze. Ok. You win. *drops pantys*

I have counted two things we have in common thus far. If the second happens, then we both have a decision to make.

Nubian113:
World of dimmed lights

Nope you're not for me, I like to do it under flood lights

I must see where everything goes

Trust me, you will be so enfeebled by passion to worry about seeing "where everything goes". Once I mount you and travel the sheer distance inside your warm cathedral, you will be clinging to my shoulders for dear life as I ring your solemn bells. Your breath shall come in heaves and your heart will beat in rhythm to mine as we collapse in the sweet exhaustion of emotion

Nubian113:
I know hun I'm just playing. Yeah glasses are a fashion statement. I have 20/20 vision but I look good in glasses so I buy reading ones. And my lips well I got those from my daddy. #rip.

Sorry about your dad. You have eyes that seem to see through one's soul. Nice endowment.

But your lips are my favourite. My kisses have a distance to travel. Hope each region has its own special nerve for pleasure transmission. soft bitting, playful teasing and a sudden thrust of tongue around the regions where your teeth meet the roof of your front lip can't be a bad sensation.

Your eyes can hide any passion you feel.

Nubian113:
Erm ERM erm

What was your question again

Just trying to get your attention. But my remark on your lips is earnest.

StrawberryCream:
But wait ... Im falling already

Lola erm do u want or should i u know

I won't be settled for, my dear. Take my hand, let me lead you to the world of dimmed lights. Your fingers will dig into my back in response to pleasures unknown to your body.

StrawberryCream:
Jesu this one is tingling ohh ...


*runs out* before i get

Running won't help, dear. The night is long and your bed wide and empty.

Nubian113:
Hi... This is TEA with Lola. Not get my guests drunk to have your way with them

My apologies, Divine one. Decorum with Beautiful ladies has always been too much of an asking for me.

But I never make an offer I don't sense its expediency.

Perhaps, you might tell me if your glass is medical or fashion driven?

Your lips are the most inviting in all of nairaland by the way.

mylordship:
hmm u cant get married to le.zz, he is ugly, as 4 sin.nz he too is ugly, im seeing u getting married to a bank executive, abt ur bank account wait lemme c clearly

Evil angel fly over me please and let me breathe. Your stupidity is choking the life outta me, something your prophecies couldn't do.

StrawberryCream:
Le.zz u wanna kiss me ... Whoawhoa whoa .. *blushing*erm erm ok red wine.. Pls i dont wanna get too tipsy before u knkw

Not too tipsy, just tipsy enough to exaggerate every glide of my hand and my breath against your neck.

You could see the tiny spark of passion in my eyes and interpret it correctly as the power your body conjure.

Just tipsy enough for you to feel alive.

StrawberryCream:
Yes. Pls
But iwould like some tea instead ...

Lol yh icame bk n read it was like on fp tooo lol amazing ur too much. So her curses no they work all that forming hehehe

Tea? It deadens the ability to see in 3D and the perception to feel the slightest of touches. Let me introduce you to red wine, beleive me, kiss tastes better after a tiny sip.....


We won't know if she's a fake or not; She gave me 90 days to live.

mylordship:
wisdom is profitable

Fly away, now. You bore me. Come back by August.

mylordship:
my people perish 4 lack of vision, pls dnt perish even though u were giving a prophetic utterance, be wise!!!!!

You have used this line more than twice over this thead. You need new materials

StrawberryCream:
Lol u still alive, thought that curse wasreal lol

You witnessed it? Lolz.
I'm watching Pompeii in my living room with a chilled bottle of local beer. Care to join ? I can tell you sweet stories of nothing.

Nubian113:
Lez.z tag me in 90 days I wanna see if you run mad because if you don't we must expose the fake witches

How'd you know what's on my mind? This is getting interesting.

I've begun writing an epistle on it already. And it comes as a thread on its own.

If She's as potent as she claims and her spells stronger than my destiny, then let me be the Guinea pig to prove the efficacy of dark forces over virtual representation.

And if I live.....well, we won't know until I come undone after 90 days.

mylordship:
IM not swearing 4 u but hell awaits u in august.

Damn, I'm a fan of my own genius at unlocking the weak facade of imposters.

I love that subtle flash of anger veiled in your delusional prophesy

You will end like all false prophets: public execution and infamy.

Nubian113:
Thanks for the sick image

Thought you had a strong stomach. A girl with a face like yours needs a dose of steel to go along.

mylordship:
why the quarrelling here? u guyz should behave well, i c three people fighting and i have a message 4 each of them but as their fighting continues, i wont talk, woya ref.iner there is something i want to tell u but the spirit dnt talk in a fighting environment, as 4 le.zz, ure trying 2 hard, rememba august deadly meetings awaits u. "be wise.

Haven't you had your fill from the wine of _stupidity yet?

Savour the warmth of fame of controversy. It won't be long till ignominy caught up with you again. And you will seek shelter in a new moniker. Until then.....

I'll be in the shadows lurking, waiting to ride you to the gates of hell.

Nubian113:
Lol... You live in 9ja?

I'm Mr. Local himself. Stuck on Nigeria like stink on shiit.

yanabasee:
Bro, It's nothing... Moreso, she's not even a march. She's too old to be considered.

Lolz! Spot on. Let her burn in her sadness.

Nubian113:
Wtf do you mean by 17 hits a day

I'm so and so today...

I meant hit on.

yanabasee:
You shouldn't let that good for nothing, used and dump virgin to advise you... She'll trap you down... She's been like this ever since a dude easily used her and dumped her...

Bro, let the shrew be. An old hen gives the panic call for an imaginary kite in the sky and little chicks scurry for cover.

Happiness87:
you are welcome, deae, i know their type

. Have we met ever? If love couldn't find you allow it to find others.

yanabasee:
Dump thing.... For your mind...

Old f00l...

Mehn... I can't believe you'll hate on a brother who's trying to be nice with a lady!

Le.zz did you hurt this lady?

Don't mind her. She reminds me of a scenario where a group of girls are standing and a guy walks up to them and beckons on the most pretty for a chat. The ugliest one in the group often lead the line of revolt and rejection, even when she isn't the one that is being addressed.

She's coming from a history with a trailer-load of abandonment.

Happiness87:
be careful with that guy,

just an advice, that guy is foul, i pray he doesn't brainwash you but from what I see u are not strong enough, you will fall for his sweet tooth … its a pity, you gave him your number.

I haven't started chasing her in earnest and you're already playing surrogate mother?

Maybe no guy has thus seduced you passionately in your entire existence, so it must be foul.

But you could be speaking from experience. Itching ears may have parted your legs a hundred times. So reading my lines bring back memories of dim lights and broken promise.

Take heart, dear and dry up your dripping vaginá.
I repeat, her kind words and divine face have made a Samson out of me.

Do not let me bring down the temple crumbling upon you.

petkruz:
Yes that's the simple truth.
Before you go about trying to apply what you read in the books to your relationship, always bear in mind u dating an African man,not Brad pitt or Leonardo dicaprio.It wouldn't work,dont be so naive. I'v got a list of them,and mind you i'v read ALL.

1)why men love bitches

2)why men marry bitches

3)act like a lady,think like a man

4)for women only

5)rules of love

6)the 5 love languages etc

You see ladies rushing to buy these books,hoping to grab lessons to run their relationship.Don't get deceived,not everything you read should be applied.Apply wisdom!!

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Another pretentious crap from petkruz, the voodoo _bitch

When did you abandon your man-enslaving shrine for natural feminine appeal ?

You gave me 90 days to live when I slammed your fake butt hard on Nairaland's asphalt.

Now tell me, if you could actually snuff life out of my lungs metaphysically, aren't you definitely potent enough to compel a man to love you against his will?


Quit the charade. You're not one of us human. You're not in any position to tell us how relationships work.
We seduce, appeal and endear to earn love.

You take yours by force through means of incantations and occult measures.

Your heart is alien to the emotions you're trying to sell here.

Dark Child.

Nubian113:
Lezz. Hi

Hello Nuby. I must confess to doing the impulsive check on your DP.

You're strangely pretty, you do not belong here.

There's no way in the world you're single.

You should be averaging 17 hits a day, that's when you don't go out.

What's up with you?