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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by lezz(m): 1:05pm On Jan 17, 2016
firstEVA:
In the shadows as usual.

I have observed you're trolling and fighting one lady, she may actually be evil. It's either you thread with caution or do you thing and damn the consequences which may actually be of no moment to someone like you.
Key word is know yourself. Well, I know u know yourself.
You must mean p.etkruz. I think she's hurting. I love trolling, I can't deny. What the heck, I was only giving as much blows as I got. I took mine and shook it off. She obviously is made of glass grin Why do a back and forth if your skin is too light take absolve the thong.


....and if her spell is worth its efficacity.... will you miss me? tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by lezz(m): 12:23pm On Jan 17, 2016
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by lezz(m):
StrawberryCream:
U know when u chop pounded yam it cn send u to sleep ... Exactly what happened
Kept some soup in the fridge hope u like egusi ?
Lolz, that's what you actually ate? Long I tasted anything of such. Well, heavy meals like that calls for lazy love-making and a light belly rub wink

Your offer came late, I love rice for Sundays.
Romance › Re: My Neighbour Doesnt Want To Date Anyone Because Of Me! by lezz(m): 11:59am On Jan 17, 2016
@Petkruz, Your life on nairaland, as you knew it, is over--dead.

I shall render your moniker post-unworthy, debate-unworthy.

You shall be avoided as the social plague you are.

I shall have everyone know that anyone who converses with you stands the chances of being eliminated by means of juju.


You said your father is the royal priest of Ishan shrine where the spirits of premature death and madness can be easily summoned and ensnare anyone who vexes you.

You met the wrong troll to tell that crap to. I shall have you for my e-sport.

You have awakened the troll in me. And you must feed me.
Romance › Re: My Neighbour Doesnt Want To Date Anyone Because Of Me! by lezz(m): 11:50am On Jan 17, 2016
Petkruz you're overly fixated on love topics. Why is this?

I'm confused as to why an old hag like you with diabolical means will be bothered by love.

You're alexithymic--you feel nothing.

I shall soon start reproducing your posts everywhere I find you.

You have earned the ire of a troll like me.
Romance › Re: My Neighbour Doesnt Want To Date Anyone Because Of Me! by lezz(m):
petkruz:
Awwww I actually find this sweet poem with peotic words soothing to my ears, clearly describes my dark side! First time you'v made sense sonofmark undecided sadly this is the only attention u would get from me! Perhaps when u have more darker poems like this and not your rants I may be pleased.
I doubt whether the overdose of concoctions of enchantments will allow you grasp the full import of that poem.

You gave me 90 days to live, boasting of the evil prowess of your family and village and on the same platform you have the nerves to pass advice of morality to folks here.

You're a confused fool of dark duplicity.
Romance › Re: My Neighbour Doesnt Want To Date Anyone Because Of Me! by lezz(m): 11:32am On Jan 17, 2016
petkruz:
That's because i'm still a child unlike you a grand father who doesn't even know how to talk. I would ignore you because u have a good record here....enough said kindly desist from quoting me.
You're still a child? Spits, lying racoon like you.

The only part of your ugly posterior you could summon enough courage to display on your DP (your fingerss) is wrinkled and swollen like boiled turkey.

If your fingers are that scabby, I wonder how your vagina lips would look like.

No surprise you keep bellowing on nairaland threatening folks with death by juju.

Ugly old wench.
Romance › Re: My Neighbour Doesnt Want To Date Anyone Because Of Me! by lezz(m): 11:23am On Jan 17, 2016
@ Petkruz I promised you you will witness trolling revolutionised.

I shall haunt you every waking moment of my spare time.
Romance › Re: My Neighbour Doesnt Want To Date Anyone Because Of Me! by lezz(m):
petkruz:
[s]
Dr Dauda posing as chief okonkwo after the mods have banned u from viewing my thread,havnt you seen your obsession has gone another level? Which suffer head country did u say u were again sef? I can't remember. Your mates bought ticket last December, ofcourse because u can't afford 3square meals a day how would u come to Nigeria. I open useless but not perverted threads! Y'all search for "Dr dauda" and see the kinda thread a fool @40 still opens! How to sleep with prostitutes,where to locate them to mention a few! The same fool that was crying his ass out when I posted the south Korean guys thread,the same fool I blocked on whatsapp, the same fool that went stalking me on facebook even after rejecting his requests countless times,the same he-goat who saved all my pics from facebook and self-services with the daily, the same fool who has bought space on Nairaland. Guess what retarded old man, I would never stop posting topics! It's me that would frustrate your life till u leave this forum. No wonder you always mark register in crime section, psyco looking for a means to harm women who reject u right? Get your brains examined. Mods can u add this name to the one u blocked from viewing my mentions, thanks.
[/s] Stop drooling, evil one.


Sunday....church bells ringing in the air
Doomsday....imp's spell stuttering in fear
Daylight finds your feet in the land of laughter

Nightfall, flurry of red candles, a prayer to cease all laughter


The bells of salvation ring once in seven

Arise! they are the music of summons to heaven


Oh, Petkruz, dear daughter of dark spirits
Death's temple holds your soul for its relics

Come, come dance to the drums of heavenly choir
If you unshackle royal chains of thrall and your feet don't tire


Paint your soul the colour of belly-laugh, Petkruz

And your heart shall never dance to the tune of blues

The stars are meant to shine on the crown of lezz

Not a thousand shrouds can blot out, nothing, no one dares.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by lezz(m): 11:09pm On Jan 16, 2016
firstEVA:
I can see you are giving all the ladies in here multiple orgasms, your rare gift of using your keypads to stir all things amorous is legendary, carry on grin
My tool is far more potent than my fingers can ever be on key board. Where have you been?
Romance › Re: Why Do Lovers Open Joint Accounts? Its Wrong!! by lezz(m): 11:07pm On Jan 16, 2016
petkruz:
I find it totally wrong! My love hasn't gotten to that undecided. I was in the bank yesterday when these lovebirds not yet married walked in to open a Joint savings account.

What surprised me most was the fact that their mandate was "either to sign" instead of "both to sign". What if one of them decides to elope with their savings? The other would probably blame it on love? This modern era, 2 people just decided to be "mumuish" and pleaseeeee don't say it's because they trust each other, one is just trying to outsmart the other.

The way people play this love sef, thank heavens I love with my brain and not my heart.
Why are you so fixated on the topics of love? You are incapable of giving or feeling love. You're a juju wielding alexithymic _bitch.
Romance › Re: Why Do Lovers Open Joint Accounts? Its Wrong!! by lezz(m): 11:01pm On Jan 16, 2016
petkruz:
Lol I wouldn't know o, they came together now, signed everything, deposited money and left.
_Bitch hiking all over nairaland. Show us your charms. Pull off the mask of duplicity.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by lezz(m): 10:57pm On Jan 16, 2016
StrawberryCream:
Lol finished long time relaxing enjoying..
You had me spent of energy and went off to eat alone? That's selfish.
Romance › Re: Mention Nigerian Songs That Deserves Grammy Nomination. by lezz(m):
petkruz:
I try to master the igbo, even if i'm singing rubbish lol. I don't know why he stopped though,think when his "big sterio" radio got spoilt he lost interest.
'Sup voodoo _bitch?

Have you made the call to kill me yet?
Who was at the other end? How much did you pay?

Or you did the incantations yourself?

Dark witch, you threaten folks online with the potency of charms because you're from Edo state and Ishan by heritage.

How many have you killed before? Or you want to debute with me?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by lezz(m): 10:36pm On Jan 16, 2016
StrawberryCream:
Yh , going out next few minutes .. Need to cook
Holla when i get back
Did the meal get burnt or you ate alone? Been sitting on for hours waiting to be fed.

Ah! your hosting skills doesn't match your looks
Education › Re: My Dilemma: Choosing Between English LITERATURE And English LANGUAGE. by lezz(m): 9:10pm On Jan 16, 2016
Justeenaleo:
I love literature, I love literature, I'm interested in literature, I like language too and I feel language is more promising in the present day Nigerian labour market (based on what I was told). Now for my grades, there's not much difference between the two. I flow with literature but language language language oo I need language
I blieve
I think angry
Lolz, you can always study literature on the sidelines, without a formal setting.

If you love literature make it a hubby then. But go read English. It gives you a better CV and still over you a shadow of literature in the process.
Crime › Re: A Lie I Told 3 Years Ago Is Starting To Hunt Me. by lezz(m): 2:43pm On Jan 16, 2016
vault:
12 year old got a fiance??

police didn't do a medical examination test for the rape victim??

the victim didn't testify in court??

death sentence for a rapist??

your made up story got lots of faults. undecided

rape issue is so easy these days,, all they need is a form of DNA
Thanks for seeing the hoax! Rape doesn't carry death sentence in Nigeria. I think the most severe punishment is 21 years incarceration which is seldom applied.

The jail time is also subject to the discretion of the presiding judge.
Crime › Re: A Lie I Told 3 Years Ago Is Starting To Hunt Me. by lezz(m): 2:34pm On Jan 16, 2016
Strahovski:
[s]I don't know where to post but since this is my active section I post here. So mods please move to correct section.

Today someone post about our excuse for our sins if God suddenly comes. That thread made me remember my greatest sin. Like I mentioned on that thread. I have not committed adultery as I'm the most faithful of all time. Neither have I stolen or fornicated. My only sin is a LIE I told to save my friend.

Flashback!!! My friend did something. He actually did it. He raped a 12 year old orphan girl and in our place it's death sentence for a man to rape a woman let alone 12 year old. He was drunk. We went to this party and he drank too much. Both of us were walking to our car so I drive him home then we saw this little girl. Even at 12 she looked 21 so perhaps my friend in his drunkenness over the wine got carried away and went after her. I tried to stop him but u could not. Right he front of me be hurt the little girl and someone caught him ad called it in.

We were both arrested. The person confirmed I was innocent that it's my friend who did it. But my father once worked in the Navy before retirement into private business, so alot of the police and law officials in our town know me very well. So they said I should give testimony in court of what i saw. I looked at my friend this is friend since childhood. This is friend that taught me how to use the swing. This is friend who taught me how to write my first code of programming to which I'm I'm a veteran now in programming. I cannot just throw him out the window. Then I said to my said elf "The devil you know is better than the angel you do not know"

I told the court the woman who saw us lied!!! That it was another man (actually her fiancé) who was with her that committed the crime and she want to protect hin. I said it with authority and confidence even I believed it to be true.

And like I said my father has reputation in the law enforcement so the judge said that based on the reputation of my father n the country (a navy chief) my words do hold water and the court will take it as true. Another lady (my wife now) backed me up. Perhaps she liked me. Said she was also there. That it wasn't my friend.

Long story short, the innocent man who was to marry his woman faced the death sentence just because i lied to protect my friend. My wife lied too (to support me) but she is fine with it. I was even discussing this with hr this morning that I'm feeling guilty now. She said I should forget it that people die everyday. That sometimes people have to be sacrificed to save another. She is just cool like it's nothing but I keep seeing flashes of the woman when she cried and her fiancé was taken away for what he did not do. It's driving me crazy

Please nairaland what do you think is the right thing I do?

No jokes here this is serious.

Thanks
[/s] _Fucking lying fiction!

Which law statutes in Nigeria does rape carry the death penalty?
Moreover, if the courts couldn't convict your friend on the woman's say so, neither could they convict the woman's fiancée on your say so.

Low-grade Nollywood script
Education › Re: My Dilemma: Choosing Between English LITERATURE And English LANGUAGE. by lezz(m): 12:50pm On Jan 16, 2016
Justeenaleo:
angry
I keep deciding and "undeciding"
Why are you undecided ? What's your core interest?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by lezz(m): 12:43pm On Jan 16, 2016
StrawberryCream:
Yh , going out next few minutes .. Need to cook
Holla when i get back
OK, it will be break time here in 30 minutes.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by lezz(m):
StrawberryCream:
Dat chic cray cray lol too cute to fight her grin when i get trival mark for face i will fight to the end
Right now i no get energy #drake
No dear, I will spare you the effort of fighting. Your delicate, fine bones aren't meant for strenuous physical exertions.

They are meant for me to carry you around my hips, and kissing reassurance into your head while your feet float in the air.

Have you changed out of your night-wear?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by lezz(m): 12:25pm On Jan 16, 2016
StrawberryCream:
But i cant share angry
U need to dump dat bae fast like right now


Brb
Lolz shocked shocked Of everything I've thought about you, I never thought you are the jealous type.

But I'm loving it you .

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