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Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lezz(m): 1:01am On Jan 14, 2016

sickstars:
Huh?

Excuse me ?

I dont even kno him except on nl

All i said was even if he is an imposter let him b

Its his life he doesnt dictate d way u shd live too

Wat if dis is d only way he gets away from his reality pains??

U are just too mean nd wicked

Evil, mean, wicked, these are strong adjectives which you have attached to my name. But you're so ungenerous to even give the OP just one fitting descriptive word that soothes his behaviour.

I would really love a girl-friend like you. So understanding and ready to make excuses. Mother-hen.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lezz(m): 12:46am On Jan 14, 2016

sickstars:
Its wrong u dont talk to a living being that way

People are free to do wat dey want to do

U just let him be

Do u kno wat he myt b goin tru?

U dont judge people if u dont kno ow they live or ow dey running their life race ok?

Ah! Even without the letter indicator, I already know you're a female.

Your emotional leaning and indiscriminate conformity to unhinged social behaviours is appalling.

People aren't free to do what they want.

Human sensibilities can't be offended because the internet has become a boarder-less sphere where every drooling half-wit with internet subscription can access.

His very moniker was created hours ago after he was spectacularly exposed as a social recluse just yesterday.

Someone needs to call him out and point the light to him anyhow.

If you want to baby nurse him, start with giant diapers and feeding bottle. That's if you don't mind him suckle your boboo.

Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lezz(m): 12:26am On Jan 14, 2016

sickstars:
This is just pure evil

It is no evil. It is putting a name-tag on an object for proper identification.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lezz(m): 12:18am On Jan 14, 2016*

SINNZ:
First check out the derailers thread link I posted on that dingbats mention. It brings memories of our slaying days man

We ended dreams

Man, can't stop laughing. You exposed this Muppet for what he is: a spiritually maladjusted cretin sitting squarely at the intersection of full-blown faggotry and bisexuality.

The rectum-craver even wore a weave-on with fully painted lips with a full female attire. Damn. grin

I discovered several monikers he had had to close down after being dragged through Nairaland's asphalt with bruises. From whitewitch, kingsumarai, softapple, softappless, sweetorgasm amongst many others to mylordship. grin

The boy has got an unbroken convenant with _stupidity.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lezz(m): 11:46pm On Jan 13, 2016

SINNZ:
First check out the derailers thread link I posted on that dingbats mention. It brings memories of our slaying days man

We ended dreams

OK, right on it.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lezz(m): 11:23pm On Jan 13, 2016

mylordship:
smtin will happen to u in august. bros go and pray to avert it

SINNZ, I'm out of here. Neither my moniker or posts will grace this garbage anymore.

I care not to pay attention to the opinion of a mentally wanting, psychologically dysfunctional, bleached out changeling like this OP.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lezz(m): 11:14pm On Jan 13, 2016

SINNZ:
Did he just say it wasn't about me??

Here's the thread where that bastardd said he'll expose me

www.nairaland.com/2773683/nairaland-romance-section-slum-book/98#40705594

From softappless to sweetorgasm through softapples, these are changes he keeps morphing into in the hopes of finding any semblance of meaning to his existence.

He opened this very moniker today and it is already being marked by sheer _stupidity and mental morbidity.

The boy cannot be redeemed, not by a thousand T B Joshuas.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lezz(m): 11:06pm On Jan 13, 2016

mylordship:
pray hard becaus some people in ur work place are planning so u will loose ur job

fool, but you claimed I was without a job, just before shame enveloped you to change your moniker.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lezz(m): 11:00pm On Jan 13, 2016

mylordship:
lol i did not reveal it becaus lala deactivated and it was she i want to show in particular, mind u it was nt abt u and lala

Manifestations of a boring life.

Romance › Re: Nairaland Woman Crush Wednesday by lezz(m): 7:15pm On Jan 13, 2016*

mylordship:
lol ur mother is so short that her legs showed when she took a passport photograph

This

is definitely the guy that still bears the welts of my blows.

You just can't wait to get back at me after I rendered your moniker (softappless) worthless.

Only softappless does the google-sourced "yo Mama" lame jibes. Stay hurting son. Nice to know my diatribes follow you offline grin

I shall attend to your miseries sooner.

Romance › Re: Nairaland Woman Crush Wednesday by lezz(m): 6:48pm On Jan 13, 2016

mylordship:
but ure crushing on lez.z

You have been noticed, rookie.

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Romance › Re: Facts To Know About Unmarried Nigerian Ladies!!! by lezz(m): 5:24pm On Jan 13, 2016

kehnton:
FACTS TO KNOW ABOUT NIGERIAN LADIES;

1. They can never stick to one man, they end up having multiple sex partners in their lifetime.

Overly exaggerated.

kehnton:
2. 60% looses their virginity before age 21. Many of these lie abiut being raped.

Unfounded and highly subjective.

kehnton:
3. They are very talented in falling for men with sweet mouth even when they know they're lying.

This is universally applicable to all women.

kehnton:
4. They form claim to be virgins even when they are not.

Simplistic and subjective.

kehnton:
5. They are Heart breakers. They can date(have sex) with mre than 1guy and still lie about it.

Repetitive as in number 1. Cheating and heart breaking isn't gender specific. It is a common trait of liers and cheats

kehnton:
6. They easily love men who give false promises.

considerably true only for the foolish and low intelligent ones.

kehnton:
7. They dont love the guy before sex, but they do after sex.

Do you mean when the guy is a sex-god ?

kehnton:
8. They fear pregnancy especially when they are hily respected members of the church.

Still speculative unless you furnish us with the ratio of Christian and Muslim divide.

kehnton:
9. They love rich dudes more than their womanhood!!!

Two of my most memorable dates chose me over richer dudes back when I was still limping wink

kehnton:
10. 81% looses their virginity before they get married out of foolishness.

Spot on. But it isn't an exclusive frailty of Nigerian women.It is a universal problem.

kehnton:
One Love to my ladies keeping it real!
Never listening to mens deceptions!
One love to them keeping their virginity until Marriage.
One Love! <3

Nice conclusion.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 4:51pm On Jan 13, 2016

Henry240:
LMFAO.... Typical South-Africans! They are trying to sell fairy-tale stories no one, absolutely no one is interested in buying.

Happy New Year man!

Oh, their method has become stale and boring. We only engage and spar with them for charity grin

Happy NewYear man, you have been spectacularly brilliant. @Agaugust too.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 4:13pm On Jan 13, 2016*

Henry240:
Actually they are.
"Seleka's Massi said the rebels had broken through a line of
South African soldiers during their push into the city."

A source with the United Nations in Bangui said South
African troops were preparing to leave the country.
"They took substantial losses and have asked for French
support to load their troops and take off," said the source.

© 2015 Thomson/Reuters. All rights reserved.

www.newsmax.com/t/world/article/496069

Eric Massi is the spokesman of Seleka

- You cannot protect a man who isn't there, it's just not possible.

- Just like their SANDF trainers, they fled!

Who dominates the grounds in Nigeria's campaign against terrorists...... Nigeria!!

It is too early on into 2016 for patchesagain and his south Africans e-troops to be on the defensive, taking heavy fire like this. Damn!! This comment is like a judge's hammer that silences all debate and submission on the Bangui operation.

Anyone disputes it just love to read his own comment.

I have extended my holiday further. Submissions like this need no efforts of mine. grin

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Politics › Re: Chief Judge Bars Magistrates From Granting Remand Orders To EFCC by lezz(m): 10:29am On Jan 13, 2016

omenka:
Does he have the powers to give such "order"?? A judge has the discretion to grant judgements based on the facts before him and the merits of the applicant's prayers.

If he can do this, what stops him from saying "stop passing a guilty verdict on suspects"??

Ps: funny how these guys still look to "Tinubu's lying propaganda media" to promote their course.

These same guys would rip thenation apart if anything anti PDP is reported.

Such funny sets of people.

Magistrate courts do not have the jurisdiction to hear/entertain and pass ruling on certain crimes/allegations that attracts capital punishment. It is a matter of law, not a matter of a chief judge's "orders".

Although, the FCT Chief Judge made it sound as if he were reeling out orders from his own discretion.

But magistrate courts do not derive any powers from source ( Any law in Nigeria) to handle these matters.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by lezz(m): 3:33pm On Jan 12, 2016

refiner:
I poof my cap for u joor. ....oshe!

Romance › Re: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by lezz(m): 3:32pm On Jan 12, 2016

Creamish:
HEHEHEHEHEEHEHE.... OUCH much!!

Romance › Re: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by lezz(m): 1:42pm On Jan 12, 2016

softappless:
O YES the time has come for me to go make some money, so im deactivating bcaus im going away for long but i will be back, i just hope traplord,leez or lezz,funlord and thesonofmark dnt waste their life on nairaland daily, as 4 me softapple d world needs me so im going bcaus i need a phantom roll's car, i still love to own dat new hummer, dat buggati and dat range rover so im leaving nairaland temporaly to answer nature's call, but i will be back with softapple1 as my new moniker. "bye bye im going for the money.

Beleive me what you need isn't money. I'll tell you: you need to go unfuck yourself and unlearn all the years of inherently acquired mediocrity and _stupidity stuffed in your DNA.

Good luck and don't forget to run a basic IQ test before returning back, or I shall condemn you permanently to the romance section. You mutated newt.

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by lezz(m): 1:30pm On Jan 12, 2016

TrapLORD:
LOL. I noticed he's been away for a while, waiting for his weekly 15mb I guess?

Forget that trifling son of a whorre jare.

lolz, he's only a pass-time, bro.

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by lezz(m): 1:27pm On Jan 12, 2016

softappless:
pics of ur first articule with ur name and ur smoked fish face on it or 4reva remain silent

You're not in the position to make a request of me. You're not even suppose to open a direct correspondence with me without a proxy to bridge the gulf between our educational backgrounds.

If you spent half the money you spent on your bleached, patched and flaky skin on books, I just might consider impressing you.

You're stooping under the weight of illiteracy as it is, you won't even recognised an article if you saw one.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by lezz(m): 1:16pm On Jan 12, 2016

softappless:
hehehehe u know why im laughing at u? bcaus at d age of 35 uve accomplished nting in life, dnt worry keep throwing disses at a guy dats in his early twentees, smh 4 u.

I'm aghast that in your 20's you still can't think properly or make a coherent articulation. I'm sorry, I was even thinking you were a teenager.

In your 20's you're still battling jamb, fighting with basic writing skills, and utterly devoid of logic? Shame on you. I thought you were 16.

I had my first article published in a major Nigerian daily (Vanguard) while waiting for my jamb score.

Now put that in contrast with your wandering teenage life.

You're a waste of blood and tissue.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by lezz(m): 12:53pm On Jan 12, 2016

softappless:
LOL hehehehe chai na wao, i pity u, stay there make trouser dey wear u while i go to d pinnacle of the eygyptian pyramid, hmmmm lil wayne said whats appealing is unda banana trees, i know u dnt get wat im saying, hehehe d slave mentality still abide in u, right now playing freemanson by jayz and rickross.

Lil Wayne? Jayz? rickross? I'm aghast!!!

Not surprised your IQ progress has always been stationary. grin

If you must do rap, try Eminem, Kanye etc at least the are educated with lyrics often rich in real metaphors and wordplay.

Your penmanship is as charming as lilwayne's: Mediocre. Empty. Shallow. Base and Vain. You're what you listen . Your head is one giant skeletal frame with no brain tissue or nerves.

softappless:
I WILL SOON EMPLOY U IN ONE OF MY COMPANIES AND START PAYING U 500K PER MONTH, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, IV GOT D POWER.

Dude, You're not even employable. You can't even begin with the formation of a formal letter, not with the way you write and talk.

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by lezz(m): 12:36pm On Jan 12, 2016

TrapLORD:

Jesu!! First.eva please come and calm this man down!! He's about to put a permanent dent on someone's self esteem

He jumps into people's posts just to satisfy his cravings for attention. I have a low tolerance for silly adolescents who won't learn or identify a good uplifting opportunity when they see one.

That boy is an irritant, who continually begs for free internet-data cheat codes to choke us with his madness.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by lezz(m): 11:52am On Jan 12, 2016

softappless:
hehehehehe ok pls i hope u hav up to 15K in ur bank account? atleast all ur grammer wnt b in vain.

15k, is that your measurement for being financially afloat? Darn!!!

One thing I know is that you have never worked to support your own weight.

You aspire to become a gigolo but you're witless and boring, lacking the ability to carry intelligent discourse.

When your peers were reciting nursery rhymes, you were busy running around with worn out vehicle tyre, shirtless with an oversized pant dangling about your bony, undernourished waist in Okumagba layout.

Your level of foolishness is uncommon even for certified _imbeciles

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by lezz(m): 11:34am On Jan 12, 2016

TrapLORD:
That OLODO always claims to "Knowingly" commit blunders. The fool doesn't know that he missed just 1 letter in spelling that word.

Ask him to spell it correctly.

That's the well-worn defence in nairaland lately. For dummies that is.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by lezz(m): 11:30am On Jan 12, 2016

softappless:
hahahahahahahaha shey traplord don go call u come? remain funlorb, i know there aint no halfcast in d dickitionerei (urhobo pronounciation of dictionary) im just typing to determine d next action of traplord, he is like my puppet, i determine what he says.

Like hell you do. You can't even pen a line of simple english sentence to save your life.

You snored through your english classes. All your posts on nairaland are marked by poor articulation, language distortions and stunted social adjustment.

You always make the word nuisance seems so underwhelming. I'll give you that. grin

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Ladycare Or Always? by lezz(m): 11:07am On Jan 12, 2016

softappless:
hahahahahahaha funny but nonsense, there is a reason why the word halfcast is in dictionary u know, lemme make it easy 4 u my girlfriend won miss nairaland. 2013 to 2015 guess

Guy, there's nothing as halfcast in any dictionary?

Why you dey fall waffi hand like this nah?

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Romance › Re: I Am The Most Charming Guy On Nairaland by lezz(m): 8:11pm On Jan 11, 2016

TrapLORD:
Its "vizkiz"

Thank me later.

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Christianity Etc › Re: This Kind Of Song On My Pastor' Wifey's Playlist- Right Or Wrong? by lezz(m): 4:21pm On Jan 11, 2016*

fammo:
If you have used an Iphone or any IOS device I'm sure you will understand what I'm saying, and I'm not putting up a defence for the pastor's wife, Run your race and leave others to run theirs. I forgive you for the insults, go and sin no more

If I had used an iPhone or IOS device? Your sly condescension didn't pass without notice.

You don't put an audio file in an iPhone unintentionally. If your pastor's wife syncs her iPhone with a new PC, it will erase all old content of similar kind on her phone before syncing in the new one. Except the music were downloaded directly to the device OTA.

Anyways, every seasoned IOS user uses itools for audio/video and app transfer and installation, that way, you can keep old files from different PCs without having to overwrite them.

Or do you, as an experienced IOS user, still make use of the old method of synchronising audio gallery with itunes without checking the manual option box? Who does that these days?

So what stops a REVERED pastor's wife who must be role model for all women in the church from deleting wizzy and Olamide from her phone?

You just love to make excuses.

Romance › Re: "Igbo Guys Are The Real Demons"- Girl Narrates Her Ugly Dating Experience by lezz(m): 2:07pm On Jan 11, 2016

GurlFriend:
Have Yoruba guys been vindicated? What do you think?

[img]http://1.bp..com/-YgOyVH17bw0/VpNvJT8hYUI/AAAAAAAATuA/cjPC4rIwm-Y/s1600/9.JPG[/img]
[img]http://2.bp..com/-4C3216lcalU/VpNvK0Pgr-I/AAAAAAAATuI/JhxjhyBC6Bg/s1600/8.JPG[/img]
[img]http://3.bp..com/-oRoxVG-BqSc/VpNvMsaEVcI/AAAAAAAATuQ/Xn5nhRGmDVQ/s1600/7.JPG[/img]

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/girl-narrates-her-experience-with-igbo.html

Nothing new here, classic case of "easy come, easy go".

With all your seeming worldly knowledge you never knew guys who stop to give strange girls a ride should be approached cautiously before taking the final plunge?

I guess the masters programme, fancy car and good looks did you in fastly.

Any how, this shouldn't be a Yoruba or Igbo stereotyping; it is a one-off happenstance.

Mods: beware of promoting divisive topics to the front line.

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Christianity Etc › Re: This Kind Of Song On My Pastor' Wifey's Playlist- Right Or Wrong? by lezz(m): 11:48am On Jan 11, 2016

fammo:
What if the song got there by accident, maybe while synchronizing with a device or the other? Run your race oga and leave pastor's wify alone biko!

By mistake you say? Another gullible follow-follow cool

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ***its Happening Right Here*** Madt Groove** Mi O Le Wa Parami** Mi O Le Wa Ku** by lezz(m): 5:43pm On Jan 10, 2016

firstEVA:
the traffic brought me here.

Check your mail in few minutes

OK, dear.

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