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petkruz:
My dear I practically ignored u because u didn't offend me,let it stay that way! Don't drag yourself into another man's curse,because u have no idea what's about to befall your friend. I'd advise u stay out of it u hear? Good boy.

You ignored no one. You wrinkled, cheap _fuck.

Next time never start what you cant finish and don't play a personality whose traits you cant maintain under pressure.

See how I turned you around like a tennis ball.

From a moralist who attempted to bring sanity to a forum, to a raging old, woman and finally to a spiritualist whose family line have been slaves to ancestral spirits.


What next?

mylordship:
U ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE AND SULPHUR

Get beside me fool of eternity.

petkruz:
Hehehe when u see or hear Ishan ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun, run o, hehehe don't look back,keep running. You must be thought a lesson, where's this woman's number again sef, I love this.

You're still blabbing like a headless goat.

Fake _bitch. Your shrine shall eat all your unborn children in your womb and suffer you to bear a Baldhead.

Frustrated hag. Don't worry. I shall exorcise you through this platform.

Your deliverance has come.

Foolish old cuntt.

SINNZ:
That's a lot of work, the last time I had such major work done was when my car developed gear problem, had to pay through my nose to get a truck to ferry a huge Mits Endeavour to Onitsha cos I couldn't find anyone who could touch a Mits' brake pad or even gear. I gotta admit I sorta regretted. Avalon or camry won't put me through any stress, even mercedes doesn't require that much but this car is killing me I swear down!


According to wuh I heard, they said the fed govt sells at 90/lit for us here in the east and still mandated fuel stations nationwide to sell at 87/lit. Its so unfair.

if this is true, that's a grave injustice that should be redressed. MIT's SUV are super expensive to run.


Mine is a four-cylinder Mercedes E-class kompressor year 2000 model. Drives like a beauty and love to sip fuel. It's easy to maintain except its _fucking brainbox and suck-in key .

Cameries and Avalons have great reliability but I've never been comfortable doing beyond 140/per hour with a front wheel

chiefokonkwo:
Why u dey follow that witch dey fight . Cant u see that girl is a frustrated old spinster?

I see it now bro. My annoiting transcends across platforms. She shall be cured of a thousand years of spiritual suppression tonight

petkruz:
If u like type from now till next year, I didn't read the bullcrap u wrote, but Mark my words, your madness is being cooked up already! When next u see any Ishan babe,make sure u run very very very far,hehehehehe my stomach is sweeting me, lemme dial the numbers that be! Go and hold whateva u serve very well u hear? Lwkmd.

Have I so rendered you useless and desperate, you now openly brag of your Godlessness? Just to give wings to your pale insults?

Bwahaha. Compare your first Quote to me and the preceding ones and see that you have been exposed and tamed.

Nonentity, so your family shrine has been calling for your service and you've been hiding in nairaland looking for any means to ease your fated doom.


Thanks for letting everyone know, you carry charms in your hand bag and rape men for their affection spiritually.

Karma has caught you out today. And I shall render you innocuous.


You shall remain a lonly, spinster the rest of your days.

I see you in an NGO facility for the elderly destitutes already

petkruz:
[s]This just proved u are insane and highly frustrated! All what u wrote shall be your portion this year. You shall eat dust,your family would weep for u,your dreams would be shattered, u shall bury your mother,may your father die by accident, may your generation be cursed, may men and women spit on you, may u run mad in the streets, may u beg for bread, may impotency rock your penis this year, may worms eat u up, may people reject u, may u die of frustration,my your mother die of stroke, may ur generation eat dust, may u be used as an object of ridicule in the streets, may u wear on shirt and trouser the whole of this year, may ur stupidity elope your wisdom, may u turn to a pick pocket in the streets, may u become a bus driver or conductor, may u beg for food, may people spit on you, may your unborn kids curse u,may u end up a broken record, may people hate u, may people curse u, may your dreams be shattered u bastard, may u die a beggar dis year, may people hoot at u in the streets because of madness, may under ojuelegba bridge be your home, I curse the food u eat, I curse the water u drink, I curse the clothes u wear, may fire roast your brains and render u an slowpoke, may your days be numbered on earth, may u die a horrible death, madness is your portion say amen, poverty is your portion can I hear a loud amen, stupidity is your portion claim it, begging is your portion say amen, may your parents continue to feed u till they die say amen, may u know no peace, May the evil ones rub u with disfavour, may you excel in stupidity, may madness be your portion, may u run into the streets before March dis year, may the devil sit on your destiny, cursed is your generation,cursed are ur bastard children,cursed are u! The next world to come you would eat sand in the streets of lagos,but you must die a beggar in this one, I spit on you, I spit on your destiny, I spit on your grave! You can now go,the curse would follow u to your grave, I must make sure of that! This would teach u a lesson not to insult people online because u don't know who is who,i'm from EDO state incase u don't know and I vow these curses would follow u to your grave, u would look for me to revert them u wudnt see, and finally u would run mad.

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I was right when I called you pretentious. Just one jab from me and your glass facade has fallen to reveal an empty, sad, old spinster trying to pass as a moralist.
Oya take it again :



Your father shall die as a common thief, broke dispossessed and buried with a mat beside your community refuse dump.



Your grief stricken mother shall bury all her offspring by her own hand.

You shall remain childless and labour for marriage till your die of frustration.



The name of your family shall be the new English contemporary definition of failure.


Your mother shall look up to me for her monthly hair-do.

You shall prostitute for your own monthly sanitary pad.

Your brothers and uncles will die by public execution.

Ugly, lonely cretin.

Let your menstral flow skip their path and may you die from vagina internal bleeding.

My scathing remarks have a history of trailing its victims home, baby.

You will sob plenty tonight.

Child of fetishisms.

SINNZ:
Even the pretentious folks can be whipped too you know?

It'll be fixed in a jiffy, you even lucky you're mobile, my car is parked at home oo, fuel stations in imo state are completely shut-down due to a few fall-outs they have with govt. Black market sells at 300/litre. Na so so keke I dey jump since morning

I will whip any loser who stands in my way. Word for word, stamina for stamina. I recently changed by whole injection system from nuzzles to filters and fuel pumps. 20 liters ferry me for 2 and a half day if I drive economically without gunning the throttle down.


This fuel thing is making a mockery of this administration. Kind of making me nolstagic of GEJ

iAmCharis:


Blood of Zachariah!!!

I've always told the old ladies in Romance section who are predisposed to acting all maternal to either go adopt a child or get married anyhow.

That knock-kneed , ugly shrew might have passed her menopause and is looking for large on-line babies to nurse.

SINNZ:
LOL, I've been super busy all day bro, just logged in and found a trailer load of mentions

I knew you'll enjoy reading it that's why I cc'd you, mehn those were the good days!

You making money yet? Work load is killing me this a.m

I enjoyed every bit, bro. Those days were fun filled. When fools were called by their names and they heed the call without pretentious folks encouraging them.

I car hard a suspension problem on my way out late this morning. I'm at the mechanics now.

petkruz:
Dude what the hell is your problem? I had to take out time from my busy schedule to follow this thread keenly and I must confess u must be a very very sad person who thinks being an Internet bully would redeem him from his endless life frustrations,but sorry u only showin the world how frustrated u are! You said u write?how about publishing a good book with these gramatical brouhaha i'v been reading here. The Op simply created a thread and from the first page to the 14th u continued to insult him,have some decency please. The fact that he can't stand up to u doesn't give u the right to continue with this stupidity! Haba. Insulted his generation,his parents,his mum....who the hell are u? And what right do u think u have? Have the mods not been seeing how disrespectful u are to ban u for weeks? If u are highly frustrated get busy with something,stop wasting your talent and these big words insulting someone old enough to be your younger one. Can't u send him a dm advising him? Do u know what he going through? U laughing he hasn't been able to pass jamb have u advised him on books to read? All I can see is the guy is passing tru some emotional issues seriously affecting him and u making matters worse by raining insult on him even when he's soft with u. You should b highly ashamed of yourself,i hate your kinda people. You happy u earning cheap likes by bashing him right? I pity your destiny! Go and Change and stop being a bully,it wouldn't put money on your table or heal your frustration.

You fell victim to this smoke screen too? Gullibility is a serious malady. His moniker is barely 2 days old. Did you take the pain to go through his entire posts? It shouldn't be tedious. He debuted this handle with insults to my parents without provocation. Go check it out. I was woken this morning by his mentions.

He is the same person behind the monikers, softapple, sweetorgasm, whitewitch, kingsumarai and has engaged me without reasons for over a year. All these monikers have become the byword for common nuisance, irritating comments and interruptions.


Surely you have dyslexia or you're just employing selective judgment for your own personal advantage. My first quote of the day was a plea for him to stay the hell away from me, but you wouldn't see that, no?

You just want to act your maternal instinct peculiar to your gender. Are you new here or you're just a careless observer who makes opinion without sound judgment?

He and i go a long way back. And he will close this moniker soon to open a new one and tag me again. And you will still call me jobless and frustrated because you are fool-pleaser and an emotional tool.

And now to you:


Shame on you for being a dumb, shallow _idiot without any power of judgement.


You're the personification of idiocy cum _imbecility.


Let _stupidity envelop you like a priest's rob. Let mediocrity be your life partner.

Let all the element of nature curse the efforts of your hand.

Let your careless accusations and impulsive judgment bring you to your demise.

You shall be judged arbitrarily and condemned for crimes you shall never have the nerves to commit.


Poverty will bend your neck and your knees shall fail to support your own weight.

Forever you shall seek fot answers for your failings and shall find none. Productivity and success will only be familair strangers to you.


You shall remain a tiny fleck in the memories of your folks.

You dare give a pretentious advice to your superiors?

Let thunder part your massive head into two equal halfs and a preceeding flood flush you into the vast obyss of the Indian ocean and your remains become food for sharks.


You blasted gibbon.

_stupid , gaping cuntt like you. Offspring of bestial rapë.



Let your destiny be swapped with a Kruger park primate and may your dreams and hopes be still-born.

mylordship:
BASTARD OF A THOUSAND HEGOATS, ANYWAYS SICKSTARS IS OFFLINE, SO LEMME GO OFFLINE TOO, IV GOT NO WORRIES.

This what I call the reaction/symptoms of pain. I love the way you scream. Lolz.

I've got to get busy and will come look you up at 1pm. Break time. But let me leave you with something to wankk on for the mean time.


If you ever wonder how you become so delusional and schizoaffective, I'm talking about your uniqueness ,
worry no more:
Your mother used to have her vaginal walls greased by the fluid of a male-goat as a requirement by the dibia who was sought to eradicate genealogical madness from your line of ancestresses.


That's why you are inferior to domestic Dogs and circus gorillas.

See you by 1pm and I hope you behave and fall in line for your own good. Or I shall render this new moniker premature death as well.

mylordship:
D DAY U WILL MAKE SENSE TO ME, DAT DAY I WILL THANK GOD 4 U

The welts of your English teacher's lashes are still visible in your buttocks.


I'm your 2nd and final chance at salvation . Olodo.

mylordship:
please just log out 4 me, i cant concentrate in what im abt to go out to do, knowing fully well dat ure online with that mumu old man called lez.z

Damn, your dad must really be pissed how you turned out eventually. What a waste of _fuck, funds, and emotional investment.

Perhaps, you may care to commit yourself to a psychiatric facility? There's a dire need to study people with dysfunctional attention deficit syndrome.


That's your only chance to pay humanity for putting up with your mental morbidity for 27 years.

E-mudering you will always be my hobby.

mylordship:
im going out but soon i will be back, i want u to log out when im gone, dnt want le.zz bothering u in my absence

Our domiciled dog-fart has found himself a girl-friend to heal his deformed ego. You haven't finished saving yourself from my blows and you're forming Tarzan here.


Cross-dresser!!! Earth's reject!!!

sickstars:
U lack common sense

See who is lookin for punctuations

Go and use punctuations to collect money in d bank

na ur time colonial master dey find mental slavery is wat u suffering from

jack of all trade including english language
Master of non including success

For all its worth, I feel good writing doesn't have to necessarily pay or morph into hard currencies. Writing properly , if for no reward, is a mark of superior breeding, thoughtfulness and respect for oneself.


You wouldn't know this of course. You're blown by every passing wind. And you have no judgement of your own.

Join me in saying a prayer for our future, prospective mothers.

sickstars:
See u just a product of misconception like ur brain grew on ur ass nd uve got a butt for a brain

I feel for u cos forever nd ever ur english language cant even put u as number one on forbes list

I wasn't in the contest, neither did I intend to draw your tears. I'm just pointing you to your social un-refinement and effortless show of shallow education. You should thank me.

I deliberately chose to be diplomatically subtle with you; you have shown us you're only made of a glass heart.

And I don't want my diatribes trailing you to your pillows.

I could easily flood your eyes and have you drown in it by employing much more brutal incendiaries.


But I'm a gentleman. Enfeebling women with inferior breeding doesn't stir my emotions

sickstars:
Even jesus did not say up to dis for lazarus to rise up from d dead

Oga make ursef useful d budget is missing find sumtin doin before every bodies bank account go missing too

Seriously, your writing can make do with some punctuation. Tried as I did, I just couldn't follow you; you lost me in the forest of your juvenile scribblings.

mylordship:
URE nothing compared to her, sickstars can feed u and ur generations. fact

When I called her a poor girl in the post you quoted, I wasn't alluding to her financial wherewithal. Poor in that context is only an expression of pity.

Always a daft you are. Adult education is still available in Nigeria.

sickstars:
M proud to b ghetto

It makes me more reasonable dan u wud ever b

U are just tired of life

See dis thing dat moses used to part d red sea

Alright, just two jibes from you and I see you're in same class with softappless/mylordship.

Seems you're typing from a Nokia C2, or is it your mental limitations? What's with all the non-standardized usage?

I know sparring with a Dude like me gives you a body-shivering, diaphragm-quivering, breath-hissing orgasm your boy-friend just cannot deliver.


Go on and ride my virtual diick and be whole again.

mylordship:
hmmm i c u been attacked in august, my broda pray against august, im nt joking

No brother of mine is suffering from schizophrenic hallucinations.

sickstars:
Shey u see ur brain level very dehydrated

Who d heck wana date u

Wats my own with u

Like wats ur usefulness to the world let alone in my life?

oga gboju nd swerve

Don't be hurt Missy. I understand your fury: you're used to going after men.
I'm a man who likes doing the hunting.

You've been quoting me from the blues severally since last night. If only you have the manners becoming of a lady with grace and class, i might consider your proposals.

Your lines are as slummy as your heritage, girl. I don't do ghetto birds.

But keep trying, who's to say Leslie won't have a change of heart for a poor sister.

sickstars:
its nt me dat asked u to b tired of life

I know your boy-friend has become well-worn, but I'm taken. I have noticed your peacock dances since last night. Thanks for the offer all the same, but I'm not available.

I seldom spar with females, especially the desperate ones. Try the next guy, please.

mylordship:
well u know its only a stubborn fly that follows a corpse to the grave

At least a fly's got a grave. You'll die in the open , your carcass a pointing remark for chastising those who are apt to _stupidity

sickstars:
Stop dis madness

You're crying over a boyfirend, you're hooked on softappless's obvious delusions of grandeur, you're obviously too soft to handle the roaring silence of life. So kindly leave and do an offline sobbing to mitigate the pains of your runaway boyfriend.


Nairaland offers no sollace for the grieving, dear.

Softappless needs some whooping and lashing him has become my pass-time lately.

mylordship:
u will loose ur job in d month of august, mark my words!! ure a fool to argue with me even afta telling u abt august meeting, a sensible man should hav asked what i mean, any moment 4rm now my seeing personality might go, so i will hav no answa to ur question. smh 4 d bible said my people perish 4 lack of vision

***Damn, i'm so scared. Falls to the ground in a fit of panic and anxiety. Laughs.***

Well, while you're at this moment of your uniqueness of seeing stuffs, why havent you seen you'll die childless. Hey, Forever has decided to forget you.

Not even the Ashes of History agrees to temporarily lodge your earth sojourn.


You're fated for failure. Softappless, the sore loser. _bastard child of oblivion.

mylordship:
thanks dear!! one of the best comment so far, unlike dat of l.ezz and trap.lord dat comment rubbish

I'll always be the shadow in your wall.

mylordship:
what are u even typing? it does not make sense

You have always been found wanting for language comprehension. Your deficiencies are many. From lacking a sense of judgement, to having homosexual leanings, to hallucinatory delusions, and a blotted childhood....

Tag along with me, I'll offer you social refinement, sound deductive reasoning, polish and word mastery and a sophisticated world-view -- all free of any charges.


I really want to burry your impaired birthing circumstances and UNSHACKLE you from your fate.

mylordship:
LOL ALL THIS JUST 4 ME? LMAO IM A CELEBRITY I SWEAR, IM BETTER THAN U SO DIG IT

Disappointed!!! Thought we were headed somewhere less boring. Are you going to resort to Google to bail you out now ? Or you are going to keep churning out weak lines of tactical surrender?

Funny how I exhausted your cheap troll- reservoir.

_Stupidity-magnet is what you'll always be. Petty clown. Let unproductivity accompany you into the beyond until you seek medical attention from behavioural scientists.

mylordship:
LOL ure just typing words to get cheap likes, believe me u can never see a fine guy like me in ur family, right 4rm childhood iv always been called oyibo. "now take dat to the bank and cash it

You're getting to the place where this might just be interesting.

Firstly as someone who suffered brief oxygen shortages during birthing ,resulting in your down's syndrome, and someone who never benefitted from the nutritional benefits of proper breast milk-- I am surprised complex messages and insults will get you upset.


Even if you're Cupid himself, your mental deficiency and near-lunacy render you as much value as a thrown out banana peel

We got looks, hight and brains in the bloodlines, not socially maladjusted nuisance like you.


You would have committed suicide a long time ago if only you had a brain. Faggy fagggot.

mylordship:
LOL are u jealous of my fresh skin?

Different shades of yellow, light brown, green , and dark brown are the multifaceted nature of your skin resulting from cheap, quick action pastes you have employed to morph into a certified gay.

You have a misguided perception of yourself

mylordship:
LE.ZZ remember august meeting

Show is over, wuzzbag.

Stop crowding my "mention"
I dont care to attend to your opinions.
I want nothing to do with you.
Steer away and fly over me, you delusional, bleached out changeling.

hfinest1:
nobody even understands what you wrote sef... pardon my curiosity but are you Hon. Patrick's son?

And how does your remark bear on the issue under discourse?