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Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:06pm On Sep 27, 2016
6. Creamish
Famous for her uncanny ability to deflect an attack with cold response, she reminds me of Ishilove's prosody in a less prominent style.


Creamish:


....Seems u have selective understanding
. Of course there are those who the parents try to raise right but end up wayward..it exists in all families..whether single parents or both parents. There are also daughters who grow up respectful under the tutelage of her single mom or dad or both parents. Why are u hellbent on pinning it on single moms alone?

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Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 12:48pm On Sep 27, 2016
7. Lordscent/SpyGod/Scentmarc

Controversial but intelligent and combines simple placement of everyday words with poetic imagery.

The emboldened is pure class and style
LordScent:




Whatever way you choose to see it, i made a choice. If it fails, i might likely cry my eyes out and swear in swahili.......But until then i will rather keep smiling to the bank.



Living in NIGERIA has always been the biggest risk fate took on my behalf.


Cheers bro.

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Romance / The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 12:40pm On Sep 27, 2016
I have never felt more at home than when I am behind the wheel of a Mercedes doing 160 kilometres per hour or inside the valley of a wet, healthy püssy. If you deny me these, then give me something to read-- anything scripted with artistic penmanship and masterful diction....

In a staged sphere like Nairaland where anyone can became virtually whatever he can type out, and claim their fantasies as realities, -- especially in Ramanceland where we have the mythical CEO's,

the depraved psychoneurotic banterer claiming to be in a football academy for two years, while never having graduated from street football; and then the famous SUV simpleton who never takes nairaland seriously but left his 'contracts' to campaign for Miss nairaland pageantry, and never forgetting the exposed mulato who claimed he was half Ukrainian and half Nigerian until pictures revealed he was darker than a moonless night-- there's just this one thing we can't easily wangle or counterfeit; it is our penmanship and diction. You either have it or you don't.

Those who admire it aped it from others whom the gods birthed with the pen of artistry, others got drenched and mired in the quagmire of plagiarism, still others are completely bereft of the emotion of shame; they lifted works of other Nairalanders and claimed it for themselves. Eventually, the balloon of falsity and sham burst and the stench of duplicity and defamation haunt still.

I have observed 7 Romancelanders whose phrasing and penning have entertained me and stimulated my own mental enjoyment. Either in threads or posts, these
Romancelanders have exuded class, good peerage, enviable heritage and education.

In my subjective opinion and in a hierarchical order, they are:

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 10:53am On Sep 26, 2016
Creamish:


Wish we could have a quick breakfast.. some adrenaline pumping breakfast.. grin


Quote-me-not..
Trying to pretend I'm not attracted to you is still the most difficult endeavour I have undertaken.

I will come when I must.

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Crime / Re: UNIABUJA Undergraduate Attempts To Rape Female Student (photos) by lezznjr: 10:26am On Sep 26, 2016
Knightngale:
hallos. What's happening?
Ah! My heart's balm! How do you do? My Samsung fell off my hand yesterday evening and I'm using my laptop but i should be back in a couple hours.

Miss you as it is.

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Crime / Re: UNIABUJA Undergraduate Attempts To Rape Female Student (photos) by lezznjr: 9:36am On Sep 26, 2016
RichYoungNigger:
There is nothing called rape

Have you fought a girl ?? Your body go pain you for 3 months

And to rape a girl, she will put up a great fight and a man's dick can never erect when he's under pressure or fighting.


Secondly, girls have the power to block that opening, i can remember the day i was having sex with my girlfriend and her phone rings, she picks up the phone and i was still fuccking her, i wanted the person on the other side of the phone to her her moan, my girlfriend told me to pull out, i pulled out and the closed the thing, it was like the hole was plastered with cement, i couldn't gain access, i gave up

Nice story-line but false submission. sadistic rapists who enjoy inflicting pain during sexual tension can get an erection still except they are physically exhausted

And some rapists use weapons like knives as coercion without any need for physical violence, similar to the way robbers rob females of their phones with ease. It is rape all the same.

and then the physical aspect, not all rapists struggle with their victims.....some are extremely violent.

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 9:05am On Sep 26, 2016
Creamish:


Im at work already. Its not busy for now but i guess it would be later on. U sure u wont need an extra boost with Life? grin
I do. any quick fixe? it's boring as it is.
Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 8:58am On Sep 26, 2016
Creamish:


Yeah.. only lawd knows what goes thru the mind of that nigga! grin
.....money and pussay
occupy two-third of his mind cheesy


How's your new week shaping out?

I'm having a slow monday start with rain pouring down the gloomy sky.

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 8:22pm On Sep 25, 2016
Creamish:
Happy birthday to dis persistent paddy of mine! Sorry its coming late. [b]May all ur healthy and sane wishes [/b]come true!



Mmmuuuaaahhhh!!! kiss
Lolz, happy and sane wishes?
Religion / Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by lezznjr: 5:52pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun:

Seun, you're a renowned atheist and have never hidden it. But i believe you calling a passage in the Bible 'naughty' borders on religious intolerance and insensitivity.

Don't use your platform (Nairaland) to disrespect people's religion.

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 1:21pm On Sep 25, 2016
dollyjoy:


That's too raw and shocked
Get use to it, girl. I paint a vivid picture to my girls of what I intend doing to them, so they can live the moment with me in a synchronized motion of body and mind when my rod finally parts your soft elastic gate.
Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 1:05pm On Sep 25, 2016
dollyjoy:



Oooooooooooooooooh my! L.ezz has started what he knows bestcheesy
What have I done, Joy?

This is romance section, is it not? I'm making a statement of perception and intentions.

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 12:57pm On Sep 25, 2016
dollyjoy:
Lolz.

That is granted already, Joseph is a slayer.


Don't ask me how i knowwink
Even if I were stupid enough to ask, do not answer. I have built a psychological image of you in my head and I want it intact when I finally have my cork disappear into your sweet, little orifice.

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 12:50pm On Sep 25, 2016
dollyjoy:


May Good things never cease in your life as you turn plus one today.


Wishing long life and prosperity, happy birthday andddddddddddddddddddd


More sperm to your dickcheesycheesycheesy

cc Joseph1832smiley
grin grin grin Lolz, naughty girl. Baby, you can't really wish a man more sperm to the dick.

A man's spermbank never runs out. We keep spawning sperm till time ticks our time here away.

Wish us more pussiés to deposit our nutrients. Since one drop of sperm is the equivalent of a basketful of assorted fruits.

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday To Me! Wish Me Well by lezznjr: 12:44pm On Sep 25, 2016
joseph1832:
I know. You told me once upon a time, before you left Nigeria. grin
The coincidences are just too striking to ignore, Joe!
If I were you, I'd take that plunge and find out if I'll land on both feet.
Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 11:23am On Sep 25, 2016
dollyjoy:
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday? Is that how you wish happy birthday? Common girl, say it right!

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 11:05am On Sep 25, 2016
joseph1832:
You can say that again. I guess the imp saying I'm 49 is metaphorically saying I've dealt him T.K.O 49 times. grin
grin grin grin cheesy grin
Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 10:59am On Sep 25, 2016
joseph1832:
No be small thing oh. I'm not even surprised. You know how I like to keep 'em guessing. grin
Dare I suggest your age oscillating between varying numbers is a reflection of the dazed punches you have landed them? grin grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 9:23am On Sep 25, 2016
Ishilove:

Please do that. Brush him off the way a horse swats away an irritating housefly. He's quite a repulsive fellow.

Exchanging words with him leaves one with a distinct grimy, soiled feeling, so I exhort you to learn to completely ignore him.
Lols.

Brutally factual. But hey, he's admitted that his life's goal is online fame cheesy grin . And he was sincerely being honest.

And Nature has always balanced life with contrasts.

The boy is the contrast to all that's fine and intelligent.

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 8:37am On Sep 25, 2016
SLLLAY:


Sure! Why not? What better way to celebrate a poet's birth remembrance than lauching carefully articulated words/ 'truth missiles' at him ?

And alas! It's a Sunday. Fate has it all planned.
Loooooooolz! Joseph 1832, Oya open that thread.
Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 8:35am On Sep 25, 2016
saintfellow:
Listen boy, i dnt have your time, time is precious and i will not waste it on you.
all you do in nairaland is chase ladies around 24 hours everyday.
All the threads, you have created and all your post, lacks (lack) moral principles and lessons, they do not add intellectual values to nairalanders, other than creating a thread to shame NIGERIAN women and at the same time, spend hours chasing after this (these) same Nigeria (Nigerian) ladies in nairaland all that.
I will not be suprise (surprised* and there's no need for the comma), if you are a VIRGIN.

Your post is riddled with basic errors like Dialo's corpse after the police carnage.

Admit it, if you had a tutor like me , your nairaland reputation would have been a tad less horrendous.

Tough luck for you lad. But we need people like you to make us feel how lucky and carefully God moulded us. wink

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 8:19am On Sep 25, 2016
Ishilove:

Lol. Of course, dear. I pay no heed to inconsequential people who can't look me in the eye offline. Giving them attention online is giving them the relevance which they do not, and will never have.
If you saw his pictures and offline deportment added to his illiteracy, you will give nairaland the credit none has ever given her:

Bridging the gap of the classes.

I resolve to never banter with the boy. He has serious work in both the virtual and real word to do.

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 8:15am On Sep 25, 2016
killermanIsBack:
I have never insulted anyone on Nairaland...

But bro, ur post smacks of stupidity, like stupidity written all over you, ur seem senseless and unintelligible to even understand what u write..... U need help


That's not an insult , I just wrote u the truth...
grin grin grin grin The poor lad just keeps adding new meanings to stupidity.

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 8:14am On Sep 25, 2016
SLLLAY:


Alright, I'd wait, we'd wait. Tarry outside the gates of inevitability if you like, but the moment you pass through its galvanized barricade, we'd strike. cheesy

We'd still be waiting.
Lolz! You want give Joe a birthday to remember? grin
Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 8:08am On Sep 25, 2016
saintfellow:
insulting and bullying a nairalander.
cc mynd44 lalasticlala dominique
Go and study Rule 2 with sober reflection, lad. Comprehensibility has never been your gift by nature or your forte by slogging.

Can we give Joe the honours --for his birthday's sake-- by not quoting me?

It's horrible having to share cyber habitation with your likes but it is down right nauseous and insulting to my phone having to labour it to reply you.

Shoo off now.

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Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 7:44am On Sep 25, 2016
Ishilove:

You never disappoint, L.ezz. Yeyenatu cheesy
You bet.
Penance baby is coming to visit me without your underpant. I will take you tonight with your skirt still on and blacken your sabbath.
Romance / Re: . by lezznjr: 7:36am On Sep 25, 2016
Fück you Joe for making me find out this way-- here.

And fück you Ishilove for not tagging me to this...... you're going to pay for it brutally when I give you your next orgasm standing up. wink

Joseph1832, happy birthday, bro. I can only wish you two things: life's contentment and may our dicks never cease to find good, warm and slippery lodgment.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 24th September 2016 by lezznjr: 11:11pm On Sep 24, 2016
unlimiteddammi:



LOL... Boss, i just like you for no reason #NoHomo cheesy
Ah, thanks, bro. wink

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lezznjr: 8:32pm On Sep 24, 2016
Oasis007:
grin

The left Leg of Pogba isn't just taller than Kante, it's also better than him!
Lolz.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 24th September 2016 by lezznjr: 8:14pm On Sep 24, 2016
charijee:
Oh Leslie grin....with open arms I welcome you to my team.....

Don't you ever think of leaving
.....and beyond the euphoria of football and its associated fanatism, it is you I desire more than any trophy obtainable.

I could be a life fan to your beauty.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 24th September 2016 by lezznjr: 7:22pm On Sep 24, 2016
Choplyf:


What happened to your other account bro
A sadistic mod gave me 6 month's ban for Rule 2 and flirting with his online crush.

I terminated my life as it was and was born in this form, all shinning in a new drapery.

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