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Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 5:26pm On Sep 28, 2016
LordScent:





You know far too much brother cheesy cheesy cheesy

Where else can i dodge....


Been a while bro


It's all good. Keep the good work.
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 4:41pm On Sep 28, 2016
hibiscus76:
Thanks for complimenting me... just graduated
Might I ask what you studied?
Crime / Re: The Nigeria We Live In by lezznjr: 11:10am On Sep 28, 2016
joseph1832:
Yep. Touch luck only happens to those who aren't proactive in their thinking and doings.

Let's hope and pray things work out for Laveda's friend.
lolz! If Lavvy steps in that police station with her killer-curves, she'll get a friend out before you read and quote me back......she's that charming.
Crime / Re: The Nigeria We Live In by lezznjr: 10:59am On Sep 28, 2016
joseph1832:
Bro, it all has to do with critical thinking, reasoning and logic. Laveda's friend should have accosted her employer the moment she mentioned to t police that she stole from her, as it's even against the law not to report a case of theft in the first place.

Secondly, which employer of labour will keep mute knowing their employee is stealing from them? None I believe.

So, if laveda's friend have been proactive in her thinking, all this could have been avoided.

I tell you many of our employer of labour know their employees in and out. They know those who are smart, sharp, brilliant, intelligent and what have you.

Yes, evidently she wasn't smart. There's little she can do now. I know they would have wheedled her into making complicated statement at the police station.

Eventually, she will be made to sign an undertaking, paid a fraction of her due and asked to leave.

Tough luck
Crime / Re: The Nigeria We Live In by lezznjr: 10:26am On Sep 28, 2016
joseph1832:
The fact that she already reported to the police and written a statement to that effect has compounded the issue.

If she had gone to a lawyer first, instead of the police, the lawyer would have approached the woman (employer) and I'm sure going to court is something she'd avoid.

Even if she had reported to labour, they would have taken up the case, atleast give the employer an ultimatum to pay her.

I just hope the police won't twist the case as they're fund of doing, in favor of the highest bidder.

Well said, bro. The police will aid her thieving employers to pressure her into collecting stipends and drop the allegations.

We don't have law enforcement in Nigeria. The police are neck deep in institutional decay and corruption.

The police know they can't compel the employer to pay her as they lack the legal authority to do so, but the false allegation of stealing is within their purview so they devilishly kept the poor girl there.
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 10:19am On Sep 28, 2016
hibiscus76:

Aggressive? Lol, seriously I only meant a banter with you
And well,my being cool is very independent on those features you've mentioned..admittedly feagues are involved, but you'll agree with me on the fact that a cool nature seems to be congenital...my thoughts though
Hey, good morning. Your eyes give you away though.... there's a fire in there and benevolence too.

Are you schooling?
Crime / Re: The Nigeria We Live In by lezznjr: 10:09am On Sep 28, 2016
joseph1832:
This occurrence is very common in Nigeria, as most employer(s) of labor make it their business to owe their workers salary.

Your friend should have gone to a lawyer first. There are lawyers who do pro bono case such as this.

But what and what did her employer say she stole?
It's a sad matter. And the high-handedness of her employee is bothersome.

To begin with, Nigerians often make this mistake of involving civil matters with the police. Even our educated folks don't seem to know better.

If she had taken the matter legally, she would not only be getting all her work pay but also damages and even legal costs.

The case isn't lost all the same, she can still sue to get legal relief. Hope she has something of written undertaking with her employer.
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 11:31pm On Sep 27, 2016
hibiscus76:

What's with the blind conviction?stop acting all gumshoe on me as I'm not one to impersonate..ive said this before already.I'm neither a guy nor a hoodwink..just a girl and I mean a really cool one
Good diction and aggressive too...

Being cool goes beyond beauty and a radiant skin with a nice pose.
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 11:04pm On Sep 27, 2016
hibiscus76:

My facade you say... that's a very impolite sarcasm..anyway, how long my guise lasts is dependent on the standard or yard stick of whoever is willing to measure...i'm just living life
And I find you intriguing already.

You know and play sarcasm alright.

Listen , Romanceland has been bedevilled by silly pricks coming in the guise of anything.

Who might you be behind the mask?
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 10:53pm On Sep 27, 2016
DissTroy:


Hopefully the umpire who's envy makes him greener than the incredible hulk would be shaken off my e-path but if he doesn't, he'd only prove my assertion days ago right, again.

Then again, the uniform doesn't make the soldier - his heart does.
He's going to get lost trying to follow the trail of this one.

And you're easily singled out too cheesy
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 10:47pm On Sep 27, 2016
hibiscus76:


Well well, I'ts not in my personality to impersonate
You're rare in many ways. How enduring is your facade?
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 10:40pm On Sep 27, 2016
charijee:
Leslie, I don't buy this one bit

Face your attacker squarely and spare his folks




About us? .....you won't stop being who you are cheesy.....I've got good eyes, lemme recommend for you wink
" face my attacker squarely"? Babe, why should I use a knife to do battle when I have a sledgehammer by the side?

Do you know the US is the only surviving super power amongst nations, but is the most likely to resort to nuclear warfare if pushed? Think about that .

Don't recommend for me, your skin tone and physical constitution stir me from the core. And you're intelligent too....I think your sense of loyalty is what's at play here.
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 10:16pm On Sep 27, 2016
DissTroy:


L.ezzjnr/L.ezz is good. He's there on top of the food chain.

Postmann is good too. He lures his antagonizers to disarm themselves like a veteran snake-charmer then he strikes, not to 'kill' like Le.zz, but to render the victim unconscious.

A 7-man list doesn't do justice to the wordsmiths in this section. These are the folks I enjoy e-brawling with.


Le.zz, I'm honoured, bro.
Thanks, bro. Good diction is a perfect reflection of one's heritage and peerage and yours have stood clearer than even your noblest virtues.

And your drapery is new and strange too cheesy

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Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 10:10pm On Sep 27, 2016
charijee:
E-brawling and involving one's folks
You do me a great injustice, baby.

You have not observed I don't customarily attack anyone except in self-defence or when such individual displays uncommon idiocy....

Depending on the depravity of his cyber mal-adaptation, his folks take the fall too. After all, the home is the first prep-school in moulding a child, so if they failed , I shouldn't spare them.

Talk to me about us.
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 9:29pm On Sep 27, 2016
charijee:
Far from it grin


You should ask what the problem is and I will kindly tell you
I have two flaws: e-brawling and sexual rascality. And you have never been a victim of these.

So tell me what it is.
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 9:12pm On Sep 27, 2016
hibiscus76:
really I'm flattered smiley smiley
Flattered? Joe's got taste but I go beyond aesthetics.

Are you the one in your DP?
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 9:10pm On Sep 27, 2016
charijee:
Someone should include lezznjr on the list




Although, I do have a problem with him
The only problem you have with me is that your little heart couldn't bear the weight of my love for you.

So you did what cowards do; take the path of least resistance and ignore me. cheesy
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 8:44pm On Sep 27, 2016
donephi:


Nice piece l ezz.
You keep giving me reasons to log-on to nairaland
Ah, thanks! I'm always attracted to flawless diction anywhere, bro.
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 8:11pm On Sep 27, 2016
hibiscus76:


But you were mentioned as well naa..you're now doing shakira abii, someone cannot make friends with you, is that how u use to do OK oo embarassed embarassed embarassed
I think he's smitten by you if you're she whom your DP claims!
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 7:27pm On Sep 27, 2016
H2Ossss:
Nice piece @le zznjr..... Enjoyed it.
Thank you.
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 7:06pm On Sep 27, 2016
Lsofdk:

I'm still perplexed as to why you are pained

He imagines himself to be the professional street footballer who has been in a football academy through voodooism grin

Pricking conscience

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Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 3:03pm On Sep 27, 2016
Creamish:
The list isn't complete without you L.ezznjr .. wink
And I feature as the judge grin
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:47pm On Sep 27, 2016
joseph1832:
Ah! Indeed! TheSonOfMark is worthy of this, alas! One stand more worthy than him.
Joe, why is that fellow always rocking up to my party?

I don't do rectum except it is neighboured by a moist pĆ¼ssy.

Please have him know my sexual orientation hasn't and won't change.

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Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:28pm On Sep 27, 2016
Knightngale:
as we discharge fluid with Ah grin
Lolz
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:26pm On Sep 27, 2016
1. TheSonOfMark

This guy was birthed with two pens; one from Beelzebub for slaughtering e- recalcitrants and the other from a kindly Angel for scripting truth and facts.

Known to many as a slayer, detective and loyal friend, he exudes the finest penmanship-mastery in all of Romanceland, perhaps for all time.

Famous for using the hyphen( -) to reproduce words and rare coinage, gifted with poetic artistry and clear and complex combination of intricate phrase and clause, ThesonofMark remains the top 1 Phraseologist in Romanceland.


TSOM:




I'd resolved to restrain from being actively involved in the brewing controversy but not when I see hypocrital comments like yours.

Mi, have you no shame? Even when you've been discarded like a piece of soiled rag, you still not-so-subtly try to force your way into the laundered pile of fine garments.

You'd even eat poo just to stay relevant and to score cheap brownie points to further the need to always seek validation.

Everything about you is pure attention-seeking. Little wonder you're infamous as Nairaland's hypocrite numero uno.


Tosin sure made valid points and his courage to be candidly opinionated sure stands him out in the assembly of hypocrites like you.

Shame on you, sycophantic favour-seeking hypocrite!

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Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:13pm On Sep 27, 2016
saintfellow:
Is that why you keep hitting the report button?
why dnt you leave my initial post for all to read, if there was no truth in it?
why would I report it to hide it only to quote it?

The depth (debt) of your logical deficiency cannot be redeemed by all the monies in the CBN

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Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:11pm On Sep 27, 2016
Knightngale:
common now! cheesy
wink wink He spotted
himself in the OP and came ovulating. grin
Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:06pm On Sep 27, 2016
saintfellow:
I cant and dnt seems to mentally digest how a supposed benz owner will think of no other activity to be engage in at 1:50pm on a tuesday afternoon, other than to beat his lonliness and quest for numerous unreplied pms to mizmicolly, creamish and about 80% of female nairalanders, to atleast get a k as a reply.
He kept dissing an undergraduate in a university in chicago, an aspiring soccer star, A media oulet owner(syndicate media).
Atleast these guys have life and future ambitions, unlike you thats either jobless or lonely, hence the opening of a thread on a tuesday afternoon, when majority of men are in their offices or atleast getting themselfs engage in one way or the other.
Well after acheiving online fame and most famous e-wooer that never saw the pants of a single female nairalander, i wonder whats in [s]for offline[/s].

You're improving , bro but as you embark on the journey to penmanship-mastery, you discover it is not a hill but a mountain for your little brain to climb grin grin grin

If I extend the list to 100 , you wouldn't still be there.

Tag along, my bro. There's hope for you as nairaland remedies your heritage.

If you can fix the errors I pointed out within 3 minutes, I will make you no. 1 on this list.

Clock ticks on......

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Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
2. Ishilove

She should go on and write a book...the famous "Iyawo Nylon Bag". With the ability for seamless and ascending narrative prowess, rich vocabulary, well developed prosodic muscles and the grace of clear depiction, she should be the greatest in all of Nairaland if she aspires.

She can paint an event for you and you wouldn't regret not being physically present....

Ishilove:
Not too long ago, you thought I was a douche. Heck, you even called me 'Her Royal Doucheness' cheesy

I on my part thought you are a pugnacious lover of all things _pussy. angry .....

Fast forward to The Now, I've come to realise you're like a water mirage. One looks at the surface of the water and think it's shallow, but then, when we dip our hand in, we suddenly find ourselves wet from fingers to shoulder. Our initial conclusions are often times wrong. smiley kiss



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Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:37pm On Sep 27, 2016

3. MizMyColi
She has one of the strongest narrative abilities with matching vocabulary.

MizMyColi:


Sorted out ko.
Sorted out ni.

Kindly leave me to express myself as I wish.

You of all people should be aware that 4 people joined us in the organization and expedition of this contest.

How both of you came here and put up this subtle stab-in-the-back show against someone whom I'm well aware has always had your backs beats the imagination of my frontal lobe.

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Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:30pm On Sep 27, 2016
4. Joseph1832

Big Joe remains the greatest Nairalander I know with a rich blend of prose and poetry woven into a seamless stream of beautiful read.

joseph1832:
Well my penis_ might be a welcome idea, as I unleash torrents of rapid response thrusting in waves of tsunami certified glory, so much so that it will leave you soak and wet and grasping for quick breath.

I good fuck_ can cure a whole lot of stress you know.

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Romance / Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:23pm On Sep 27, 2016
5.Lsofdk


Lsofdk:

hahaha very hilarious indeed. the knights rode into battle and shattered the self acclaimed king. sense if applied should tell you this a cowardly act of an enemy who couldn't match up to the self acclaimed king striking a sword into his shattered body to have a taste of victorygrin

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