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femmyb: Reading all these responses, what a disgusting pathetic sniveling coward the average Nigerian is, and they are talking of revolution
against there corrupt leaders, in there dreams, what a joke that country is.

Jah bless u man, u spoke my mind

Who wan carry that one for lap?
BIGSHOW?

Great news for the ivorians,
Buh wait he aint playin nah...
Beta news 4d nigerians
*continues rollin my jumbo maryjane*
Dnt gv a fu,ck if GEJ wan keep sef
*puffs*

thelastPope: All those commenting on this thread based on such a funny story are really really daft! This is the most ridiculous story this year so far? How can the FG setup a committee to reply Ms Oby. Who is she? It just shows how unintelligent and daft people in this forum are. Very shameful!

and u are the fuckin genius sir!
Go lose ur virginity or do somethin meaningful wt ur life.
U probably think callin ppl daft wil make u look an einstein ryt?

Cant believe i just read all that. . .dont i deserve some awards or somethin?
P.S let no man quote that post

Breaking news
Each member of the super eagles has been promised a ministerial seat if they could overcome the odds and beat the mighty giant of ivory coast in the forthcoming afcon clash.
Dudes rmbr, u heard of it here 1st

Says the man who can't score to save his life

Moderators pls kindly move this to the appropriate section- jokes section I mean

He was cumin, she was cumin, d truck driver was comin.... Buh apparently none of them had breaks

One thing i like most abt being a military man is that free license to treat those policemen as u deem fit. . . Baggers!

u dont wanna go down there
*singin; TU baba's voice*

"@OdemwingieP: Looked through my tweets. Deleted some. Was too much. Only excuses - home alone, dark, son and wife in hospital, frustrated."

D above just proved that he's the kinda man that does his thinking after action

A case of bush meat catchin d hunter....left to me, I've lost all hope on nigeria.....there was a time I tried stirring up some revolution concept but was quickly rebuffed by seun and co(no tru ds username tho)......our armed force is full of incompetent soldiers who got there coz of "leg"..... If u have ever gone for any kind of army interview before u will know what I'm talkin abt......I xpect ds post to get hidden sha, or what is seun for!

donroxy: Ip u no stof dis zred......i go slaf u bulala par.... Kai,naijeriya feefu..... Wayo-wayo wayo wayo!!!

wetin i be my froblemu wit zees zred? Ah no lyk am? Bah wahala abokina

advocate666: Aie! My head is hurting.

Just state the parts you cant comprehend and I'll dully translate dem for u

bellalove: It is news because your sorry ass will be seated at home, while a woman will be at the battle front preventing a war from escalating#soriexcuseofamanlikeyou#

Easy ma'am....d woman signed up for it and it aint his fault d woman got assigned to d hot zone..... I'll tel u one thing tho.....I know millions of guys (mesef inclusive)who wld hv loved to b in that woman position given the opportunity buh dat said position are very rare to com by in ds country of ours my dear lady.
I still think d woman role is not combat related tho....who wld hv thought

donroxy: Kai,una no get zeemfle hankali por dis zeektion par!! Kai,ba chau!!!

Abokina akoi ankali falafala...... Yuh ah hiaby desorbed

Imagine...women on period....with guns...gbam!!!!!.....unstoppable!

Mehn.....dont u just love them.... I bet u do.........buh why must naija soldier always carry guns with "matric number"......IMO, I think we shld hv outgrown that

Jakumo: I see felenty joking and laughing here, but zees only show lack of displeeeen, in awa pellow kwantiri man, bat I am nat sufrize at all.

Dam boroba. Sege.

Yuh ah perri koret abokina

all-out:
When I was younger, I went with my mom and pops to Lagos island, on our way back we had cause to quickly branch my dad's office (in CMS) and took Idumota area. Momsie wanted to buy something in the traffic so she rolled down, before you could say 'stop' area boys had surrounded the car with a stilleto pointing @ my dad's neck.

Being a teenager into university confra tingz, I knew code I'd utter that'd make them turn around, but who born me well? For church, popsie na deacon, momsie na matron. . . any attempt by me to salvage the situation with my street savvy would have made them disowned their purportedly innocent and saintly looking son on the spot.

Na hin I form aje dey look as dem obtain old man oooh!

Would have spoken out sha if anything had happened to my dad!

ℓ☺☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺ℓ...... U funny man..... So if u no form ajeboh wetin u go com do......forget ur confra parol, dat one nah boiyscout, ds guys ar d real deal

Went to kantagowa dat day to buy som nice okrika I go use do fine boi for school na so ds guys stop me dey ask for hundi (#100) as per owo onile... I say oga onto which parol now na so d one wey b lyk oga com say "o fe ki n fi ese yo eyin fine boi e abi" (u want me to knock out your fine boy teeth) na so me sef think chap chap say ds situation nah lose-lose for me, no backup, no for
m of identification for future retaliation buh all d same I tel dem say na wazo (#50) remain for my hand na so dem colet am waka ...... Sharin ds story for d 1st tym since 2008 cuz me sef no b dat easy man and tellin my friends wld hv damaged my rep.

Why hasnt anybody mentioned Lost, ur IQ gotta be off the charts b4 u can fully understand it buh dat doesnt take anythin away from its awesomeness.
Prisonbreak, 24, Oz, 4400 and legend of the seeker are off the hook

Seems d b1tch doesnt give a cr@p

Shollypopz: I might be disappointed in Nigeria at times but God forbid will I ever be ashamed of my country. God Forbid!!

Proudly Naija!!

U got d wrong impression ma'am. Lemme put it ds way; assumin when u were comin 2 ds world u had d opportunity to choose wc country to go, u wldnt hv chosen nigeria, wld u
Well if u still insist dat u ar proud of 9ja dat u wld hv gladly gone for it then dat definitely says somthin abt ur person.

Jst back readin som futbal stuffz, U can imagine on goal,.com, any stupid comment is automatically attributed to nigerians even when d identity of d poster is not revealed and my fellow countrymen are not helpin as they come out blowing grammatical errors and showcasin an astonishin level of mediocrity

Dats airtel for u.....dey ar d only ntwork dat deduct credt directly from ur airtime for data services.......

Lots of events in my life has made me to frequently questioned the motives of the Angels in the department of distribution/allocation on why they deemed it best that Nigeria was the place I should be sent. The cliche, "God gives his hardest battles to his best soldiers" has ceased to be comforting.

Have I lost all hope on this country? Yes I have with so much reasons wikipedia would be envious of.
First of all (pls dnt say "go down low", I don't see the fortune of this country changing in the not so far distant future or ever.
Most of the youths with great mind and potentials who I'm sure could have contributed positively to this nation uprising are either roughing it out in malaysia or being used to help build Qatar and recently mere Ghana too has become a sort of green pasture for our teeming youths while majority of the youths left at home (Nigeria) like me are just waiting for the opportunity to bail out of the country or either patiently waiting for the time the national cake will reach their turn.

The image of this country has been portrayed in such a bad light the international community now consider us as devil's incarnation and this stigma follow us everywhere we go with frequent embarrassment of nigerians in various countries around the world. Some notable website such as paypal do not even entertain nigeria while in some online community you are done off once it becomes clear you are a Nigerian.
Gonna rest my case for the mean time

Wish there was a way one ilya cld b arranged for uniosun, i'd very much like to b a kegite. . .i was fascinated by dia activities wen i was in oou(ilya du miliki) wt dem bn dully registered and all buh i cldnt join then due to som reasons. . . Anybody who wanna help on how one cld get ilya for a skul shld pls not hesitate to come forward.

yuzedo: At list he didn't did dis once over twinta.

Osanze is a good guys and very dedicate. I fill bad all this is happens to him instead of that karagulated mechionu guy mikel who does big mens for Super eagle but still call him all the time.

Osaze, i wish you well in your carrier. Goodbye to national team my grate broda of life.

And you need to get off the internet and go concentrate on improving your grammar bruh