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CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown's Security During His Visit To Nigeria by licensed2k(m): 5:14pm On Dec 24, 2012
Billyonaire: Chris Brown is 'posing' with Mopol, he cant have American Police wielded with AK47, a war armory protection on the streets of America. I mean AK47 is meant for war, yet its common here. Those guns dont come cheap.
CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown's Security During His Visit To Nigeria by licensed2k(m): 5:11pm On Dec 24, 2012
Billyonaire: Chris Brown is 'posing' with Mopol, he cant have American Police wielded with AK47, a war armory protection on the streets of America. I mean AK47 is meant for war, yet its common here. Those guns dont come cheap.
We've bn at war since 1914 bruh..... Dos ar not d types of armour breaker AKs used in wars.... Naija police AKs ar "factory rejected" brought in by d corrupt system not bcuz we cldnt afford d goods one buh bcuz there must b money left to b embezzled..... And yes, they carry it around cuz it makes them feel like superman high on pawpaw leaves
PhonesRe: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by licensed2k(m): 8:03am On Dec 17, 2012
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PhonesRe: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by licensed2k(m): 10:47pm On Dec 16, 2012
Broda abeg help me unlock ma own to o pin:221BB5C4 .... Thankzzz a bunch in advance
EducationRe: Covenant University Expels Over 200 Students by licensed2k(m): 11:41am On Dec 09, 2012
True, everybody is entitled to his/her own opinions.... Buh some ppl here are over-abusing(sic) the priviledge....
Am not a fan of Bishop Oyedepo neither dat of d nigeria private universties so jst u know but am sure each student was given/told abt d stipuated code of conduct upon bn admitted and made aware of d repercussion bn melted out to d offenders.
Jokes EtcJamaican by licensed2k(op): 2:22pm On Nov 30, 2012
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the
village doctor in the middle of the night saying:
"Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about born a child man!"
The doctor came over and told the father "Hold
the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!"
The father-to-be obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard.
...... The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy! I is the proud father of A baby boy man!"
The doctor again told the father, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now man!".
The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to God!"
The doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone,
muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus."
The doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now man!", and a short
while yet a FOURTH cry was heard.
The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought.
The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!"
The father then asked; "Doc, me think we off the light now man. You think maybe is the light that attracting' them=D
PoliticsRe: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by licensed2k(op): 6:33pm On Nov 14, 2012
Negro_Ntns: Rotflmao!!! zees is ahwsome.....killasic! grin
Not so many ppl cld decode dat.... Glad u did
PoliticsPello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by licensed2k(op):
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Pello Nine-Jay-reeans,
This morning, THE YOUTH REVOLUTIONARY MOVEMENT COUNCIL took oba the
government up zee qwan three .

Ze situation in ze qwan three eye
gwuatting out up Quantrol
Quan-see-queently we harp day-sided to take oba to aboyeed any prada
dexteriorashan.

We qwan not jazz sit their and wash our
qwan-three see-carter beepor our highs.

We harp upsaaabed with care-pull
seriousness how the wealth of zee
nashan have been stolen korokoro
without anything dan We harp seen fee full who had no frofer ezuqwashan harp taken oba zee management up ou resources and teeep all zee money.

Zee Saab-see-dee frobe has powder
justeepied our actions.

How qwan you qwollect money pour
something I did not suffly? I no get
heart?

We qwan north jazz sit down and wash
our fee full killed like qwommon
abunnna. HABA
!
Qwaarupshan he is now zee order up zee
day.

No water. No Nayfar. No security. No
gwuud road. No abunnna em em em
emfloyment. No justice. No sue far
eagles far. No network. No em em em...
Yowa! No food

How can an airline offerate without frofer
check off?
How can filenty fee full die and no one
was fired?

BOKO haram is killing fee full lep right
and centre like it is qwamputer game
Still yet zee leaders are quarrying on like haybry thing is pine

Fee full are fissing on zee road side,
when zay know it is infrofer and a porm
up hindiseeflin

Qwantractor will take mobilisation pee
and still yet not even start talk less to
peenish zee qwantract.

Students in our tertiary abunnna are
grazooating without henfloyeement
Heben zee students are not froferly
trained to be henfloyed

Most of zee girls have turn zemselp to
runs GEZ. Are they free faring for
Olymfic?

Qwanpeenies a making filenty filenty
money, billions FA and zay are not faying zee exfected tax

Armed robbery and kidnapping has
beqwam a hobby.

Some simful ordinary man will teep pibe
handred naira and be sentenced to
hanging while so barawo big man will
teeep filenty billiiian and will say it is
feelee vargain. Dangiskan
Qwanseeqwently, we harp decided as
pollos;

The qwan-steal-tuition desorbed

The pederal executeeef council
desorbed

PDP desorbed

Office of the first lady nationwide
desorbed

National and state assembeelee
desorbed

Dana air desorbed

Amnesty frogram desorbed

BOKO haram desorbed

All state governors desorbed except
Lagos and Rivers State

Sue Far Eagles desorbed

We also harp decided, petrol is back to
50 naira fer litre

UNILAG is now UNILAG

All seaports, airforts, roadforts in short all forts closed.

Any folitishean that escafes we will find
you and deal with you deciseebly so just
stay where you are and frefare to pace
the music. We hope you like Azonto and
alanta... Because you have dance
kurukere with our resources.
Anybody who collaborate with any
folitishean to escafe will be killed

We are not joking.
We are going to start probing zee
mismanagement of our resources from
the time up General Muritala
Mohammed. So if you know you choffed
government abunnna, confessing will not
work. Too late. You shall be killed. You
can save us the exfences by drinking
otafiafia... Because it is pinished
Inshallah We shall not fail till all the
criminals that brought Nigeria to its
present qwandishean are killed
Gwad beeless the Pederal Refublic of
Nigeria

Gwad will furnish the fee full that we
cash
Shikena!!!
HealthRe: Stammering Is Killing Me - I Can't Even Talk To A Woman - Please Advice by licensed2k(m): 11:21pm On Nov 10, 2012
akigbemaru: There is still hope for you, don't go to any pastor ooo, they know they are fakers and will collect Saturday from you and give you Sunday.
Right now, if you are living in Lagos, go by Mushin Olosha, run straight to Alamutu market to by drums (Omele and Sakara. Music is your destiny! 
Have you heard the story of Jake Zeldin, a 13-year-old-white-compulsive- stammered American? His parents despise rap music with passion. But now by indulging in rap music that is how he got his voice back! Check him out on YouTube and he is on every news now in western world.


http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=5&ved=0CDkQtwIwBA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DPpjN973NHw4&ei=9aWeUN_pF6WT0QGtvYD4DQ&usg=AFQjCNENX9_u0Qf5Z_3wfyMXfBwZ4uSK7Q&sig2=lX-kDad891OJtCVk6zQGow


Keep your head up and if you are a Yoruba, go for fuji-hip hop.
Don't ask me where to start from!
Let me help you with two tracks now.

You have to start with what people will like!

1) 
One mic check, my check my check x3
Eko ile mi, eko akete obajiti tititi
Eko ko ni ba je ooo x2
L-A-G-O-S   S-T-A-T-E x3
Eyin ara eko oya ela enu ekorin ooo
L-A-G-O-S   S-T-A-T-E x3

Eyin to ra kankan ti e pe arayin ni rappers, e shati mo pe iku lomu eja ka ko. Dem say I'm deaf I said no I am just a stammer.  I can't shout 
Lati ti kekere ni mo ti ka fafa
Through a rap I got my voice back
Ota mayomi nitori, because I got this.
Opelete dagba inu omo adamo baje
Your already got yours, I'm just getting mine.
Iwo to jeya to ni ogbon
Oda ta ni teacher e, they call me
Did done done, because I have done it all smiley


Second track
Chorus
Yea we go yea we go x2
Won ni awon ko ni fe mi
That's ok, nitoripe eni gan 
Koni ran Igun ni sé !
Orimi ja fun mi
Irawo mi to tan ma ran mi lowo
And my talent will speak for mi
verse

Rap
My name is Tope 
People call me Tope-odi 
Because I'm a stammer
Igboro ti daru
People wey dey talk no fit pass 
Job interview, sé yen le mi akalolo
Fe je lo
In view of this, I became a dreamer
I know that is the only wey to keep my hope alive.
Even before this limelight
I dey tell una haters
I'm getting my grind right
O ti sure ju
Sé owun lo mumi dream
Mo lo gbe eni egbere
I get cutlass, gun no dey
You know my chance is 50/50
Im in a wilderness
 in a broadday light
Looking for a treasure trove mat
I decided not to weed up
Twilight na when egbere ja
You know I may keep 
My vision 20/20
Tori ba bami sé 
Ti mi ba je lo
You know I be counting 1000/1000
NAIRALAND GOT TALENTS season one
HealthRe: Stammering Is Killing Me - I Can't Even Talk To A Woman - Please Advice by licensed2k(m): 11:12pm On Nov 10, 2012
bro i feel for u big tym. . .got stammerin as a young boy coz i used to immitate a friend then. . .got masef cured by bn cool n stop gettin nervous tho i still stammer a lil bit now wen angry or in hot arguments. Buh who doesnt?
PoliticsRe: I Would ‘ve Joined Boko Haram – Ex-military Gov, Onoja by licensed2k(m): 2:40pm On Nov 08, 2012
Considerin d amount of insults bn thrown at ds man by my fellow youths I began to lose all hope for our future.
Only if u cld read btwn d line, u wld decode d in4matn he's tryn to disseminate. Ds is a wake-up call for revolution....its high time we change d tide of things or posterity we neva 4gv us not doin d ryt things when we had d chance
Christianity EtcRe: I Saw A UFO Last Night!!! by licensed2k(m): 2:38pm On Oct 25, 2012
pls @OP I want what u r smoking
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill 20 Worshipers In Kaduna Mosque by licensed2k(m): 3:15pm On Oct 14, 2012
The unity of this nation is bn built on the blood of too many innocent lifes. . .wish some monsters in power will just see that and let the boko haramians, the biafran n d yorubas have their seperate state. . . oh! I forgot, their master in the U. S. of A wld not allow that
EducationRe: Osun State University Thread For 2012/2013 Admission by licensed2k(m): 3:44pm On Sep 27, 2012
Joyturns2: guy ar u a student at d campus and can u just giv a brief description on wat d house luk like, and by d way dat ur 5k too much, sometin wey u neva pay for, Haba
choice is urs
EducationRe: Osun State University Thread For 2012/2013 Admission by licensed2k(m):
Wg
TV/MoviesRe: Ghanian Delegates Visit Nigeria Over Ban Of Movies by licensed2k(m): 3:23pm On Sep 19, 2012
ghboy: It's interesting how Nigerians think Ghana is "standing" cos of them when infact Nigeria itself is not "standing". how can you be putting out the fire on your neighbour's beard when yours is also on fire?. how exactly is Ghana even dependent on Nigeria??
da fck u jst say?
what u've bn smokin dude? i want some
CrimeRe: UNIBEN Student: Daniel Ike Killed By Cultists by licensed2k(m): 8:31am On Sep 10, 2012
mrkels: You say black arm band abi? he was killed by that same black armed band in their territory. So definately he wasnt one of them
i wldnt know bruh, for all i know he myt also b another victim of *forgiveness is a sin* creed. . . All we can do here is to guess and speculate and maybe offer some heartily sympathy. We have a govt who doesnt give a Zap abt us as long as their pockets are gettin bigger, d police are one b.l.o.o.dy joke. they probably know who did it by now buh they wont finger them cuz na their padi for joints. . . a very crazy world we live in
CrimeRe: UNIBEN Student: Daniel Ike Killed By Cultists by licensed2k(m): 7:49am On Sep 10, 2012
lookin at his pix, i noticed he was spottin a black armband and dat probably says somethin abt who he was. . . He myt not have done anythin wrong, maybe he was jst a victim of countin scores. . .so sad though
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by licensed2k(m): 11:57pm On Sep 05, 2012
afta una don finish disturbin seun abeg mo kukuma carry ds #MOVEMENT enta aso rock and who knows baba jona myt jst approve garri-bread production . . . but seriously now, how does ds affect d price of garri in d market
PoliticsRe: Governors Will Abuse State Police - Jonathan by licensed2k(m): 5:21pm On Aug 28, 2012
i think i'll sit on jonathan side of d fence ds tym. . .we've not even had it yet and some stupid governor lyk aregbesola are using them already to pursue their personal ambition. . .if u dare u cant imagine how his zombie operatives are harassin and beatin our youths black and blue on the streets. . .what he's doin is wrong and d way he chose to implement it is just too wrong. . .
PoliticsRe: Tribalism/ethnocentrism: W.H.O.R.E Ravishing Nigeria by licensed2k(op): 5:08pm On Aug 28, 2012
mods any chance ds cld make the front page?
PoliticsRe: Full Documentary On Nigerians Jailed In China ! (Video) by licensed2k(m): 12:07pm On Aug 27, 2012
ekt_bear: Very sad video cry

Truly, the love of money is the root of all evil.
wrong! the lack of money is the root of all evil
PoliticsRe: JTF Declares Bakassi Militant-Leader Wanted by licensed2k(m): 12:02pm On Aug 27, 2012
Chanchit: Abeg make una no whine us, dis na early monday morning... Nigeria do not capture, they negotiate, very soon, they will start paying himtoo millions of dollars yearly.. Mtcheeew
exactly my thoughts, no casualty, no arrest. nigeria army ar 2 dumb for that.
PoliticsTribalism/ethnocentrism: W.H.O.R.E Ravishing Nigeria by licensed2k(op):
It's disheartening me to always witness a tribalistic trade of abuse among the tribes in Nigeria, especially the igbo and yoruba youths.
It's apparent that all our leaders and representatives care about is the fastest and easiest way to make their pockets bigger not minding the dire consequences their action would have on the people they so swore to protect and serve with integrity. These types of leaders should be the targets of our venoms and not our fellow youths from another tribes whose bright future are also clouded by the inhumane action of these greedy and shameless leaders of ours who have made corruption a necessary norms in our society.
we are all a victims of bad governance and its high time we all come together as one voice and put an end to all these ills befallen our country. I dont see a favourable future for this nation if this tribalistic attitudes from our youths refuses to cease because sooner or later we are expected to collect the baton of power.
if we fail to do something to rectify these ills while we could, i fear the posterity may not be able to ever forgive us.
Lets stop the tribal war and help Nigeria move forward.
PoliticsRe: Oritsejafor Blasts Boko-Haram, & Minister-of-Foreign Affairs by licensed2k(m): 11:12pm On Aug 25, 2012
banwopaul: Discrimination is our problem in Nigeria. It pains my heart when Nigeria youths of this generation also follow the trends of the older generation that brought us to where we are today.

We all know that boko haram is a product of political ambitions. Those northern political leaders have failed the nation and they knew their time is up. So they set up confusion in the country. All they need is for us to attack each other.

Let's prove them wrong. We have a common enemy in Nigeria and that is bad leadership. Once everything in Nigeria is based on discrimination, there is no way we can go far as a nation.
touche!
PoliticsRe: Oritsejafor Blasts Boko-Haram, & Minister-of-Foreign Affairs by licensed2k(m): 11:08pm On Aug 25, 2012
Circle360: CAN Presdo what a Man? Pls advice ur boss to start thinking logicaly and stop being bias. A number of Islamic scholars hv talked againt BH and they were killd and their house bomd with this ocurance how then do u want to convince any reasonable being that its Muslims that are d kin pin of BH Pls peaple lets luk at it with gud hrts; its either xtians or muslims or sum politician that are bhind it or both d religns ingnite by politician or both bt it cnt be Muslims because of whot d sect use to do 2 Muslims scholars or either of xtian/pltcians that are againts north. D CAN stressd that sum security oficers are bhnd it y nt he cum out and list their names if rili he is a gud ctzen of d country.
u sure made some reasonable points
PoliticsRe: Oritsejafor Blasts Boko-Haram, & Minister-of-Foreign Affairs by licensed2k(m): 11:04pm On Aug 25, 2012
Ahmedie25: The worst president CAN has ever produce,is he realy the man of God?he always talk like a slowpoke,fool & idiot, minister is right,
so ur fellow brothers shld keep attackin unarmed citizens just because they chose to exercise their freedom of religion right, even in am official war there is always a rule of engagement and u jst dont go killing people as if they are animals on a huntin spree. . . u surely need ur brain checked
PoliticsRe: Oritsejafor Blasts Boko-Haram, & Minister-of-Foreign Affairs by licensed2k(m): 10:57pm On Aug 25, 2012
BinghiNya: boko haram and oritsejafor are in the same class god punish them both christians should continue to delude themselves about muslims liking boko haram christianity is evil and complete wash may god punish anybody that quotes me
thank God u ar not God. go take ur medications bruh n pls brush up ur english, it stinks
PoliticsRe: HELP!!! Osun State On The Verge Of Being Islamised. by licensed2k(m): 10:46pm On Aug 20, 2012
*solid*:
This leaves me with many questions in my mind. What happen to the dirty environment? What happens to those smoking indian hemp, what happens to beer palours during office hour, what happens to brothels that are doing full binness during office hour and many more.
This same effort could be used to solve the above menance.
i think dats y d OP thinks d act has islamic undertone. . . u wanna get the bad guys? Raid all d sepe joints, brothels, hotels and bars but am sure dat was neva done.
PoliticsRe: HELP!!! Osun State On The Verge Of Being Islamised. by licensed2k(m): 10:43pm On Aug 20, 2012
donroxy: Am not a zombie......please brother,don't be mad @ me.......or 21st Century also asked u to be Mad @ a well tailored post of mine......

Am sorry if I hit u in a 21st century style..............it takes more than a sense of urs ,Licensed2K, to comprehend my post above!!!

U even attacked urself, If d OP can't report the Governor on failure to provide basic Amenities as u ve Higlighted above.....whatapoo about reporting Ban on Obscenity!!!!

Seems u re now the Zombie.....
(smiles).......Think,think,think that is the purpose of ur brain!!!!
hmmm! Gat no hard feelings 2ward u cuz u ar not d enemy.
d OP probably think d governor might be forced to change his stance if this cld be gotten to d attention of the power-that-be. Wel, so i think too or y did he have to be selective on d deployement of SARS on the state, last time i checked okuku and ikire do not have this sars operatives monitoring their social lives, and do u know wot ds 2 town have in common? Okuku is hometown to oyinlola. D former governor while a very powerful pdp figures also dwells in ikire. So put all this pieces together and u might get d picture
PoliticsRe: HELP!!! Osun State On The Verge Of Being Islamised. by licensed2k(m): 10:32pm On Aug 20, 2012
dasparrow: @Post

I already responded to this topic last night on this thread but I cannot find my post. It has vanished again.

Anyways, what is wrong with Obama's hair style? The last time I checked, President Obama had a clean hair cut. Also, I don't think grown adults should be beaten up. Nigerian society is like a jungle. In any sane society, when someone breaks the law, the person is fined and not beaten up especially when it has to do with something as mundane as how people dress. By the way, are we Saudi Arabia? Why should adults be told what to wear? I believe people should dress decently but I don't think they should be beaten up if they don't.


I will be back on this thread to make sure my post did not disappear again
touche, u spoke my mind.i cldnt have said it beta. . . and btw SARS operatives are tasked to subdue hardcore criminal and not to be a menace on the society they so swore to protect. . . I think d governor ought to be charged with misallocation of valuable nationa resources. . .oh! My bad, i forgot we are in nigeria
PoliticsRe: HELP!!! Osun State On The Verge Of Being Islamised. by licensed2k(m): 4:32pm On Aug 20, 2012
Updates!
Heard d SARS operatives were neva deployed to okuku. D hometown of d former governor, oyinlola. does that say somethin? another report says the SARS operatives were deployed to some chosen location such as iwo at the request of their muslim leaders in order to immoral behaviours during the holy month of ramadan.
Na waaa o

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