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Billyonaire: Chris Brown is 'posing' with Mopol, he cant have American Police wielded with AK47, a war armory protection on the streets of America. I mean AK47 is meant for war, yet its common here. Those guns dont come cheap. |
Billyonaire: Chris Brown is 'posing' with Mopol, he cant have American Police wielded with AK47, a war armory protection on the streets of America. I mean AK47 is meant for war, yet its common here. Those guns dont come cheap.We've bn at war since 1914 bruh..... Dos ar not d types of armour breaker AKs used in wars.... Naija police AKs ar "factory rejected" brought in by d corrupt system not bcuz we cldnt afford d goods one buh bcuz there must b money left to b embezzled..... And yes, they carry it around cuz it makes them feel like superman high on pawpaw leaves |
femi4: 94M355U d man bossssss ( =D ) ( =D ) ( =D ) ' ' ' triple tuale bruh |
Broda abeg help me unlock ma own to o pin:221BB5C4 .... Thankzzz a bunch in advance |
True, everybody is entitled to his/her own opinions.... Buh some ppl here are over-abusing(sic) the priviledge.... Am not a fan of Bishop Oyedepo neither dat of d nigeria private universties so jst u know but am sure each student was given/told abt d stipuated code of conduct upon bn admitted and made aware of d repercussion bn melted out to d offenders. |
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying: "Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about born a child man!" The doctor came over and told the father "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father-to-be obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard. ...... The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy! I is the proud father of A baby boy man!" The doctor again told the father, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now man!". The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" The doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus." The doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now man!", and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard. The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought. The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father then asked; "Doc, me think we off the light now man. You think maybe is the light that attracting' them=D |
Negro_Ntns: Rotflmao!!! zees is ahwsome.....killasic!Not so many ppl cld decode dat.... Glad u did |
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz.... Pello Nine-Jay-reeans, This morning, THE YOUTH REVOLUTIONARY MOVEMENT COUNCIL took oba the government up zee qwan three . Ze situation in ze qwan three eye gwuatting out up Quantrol Quan-see-queently we harp day-sided to take oba to aboyeed any prada dexteriorashan. We qwan not jazz sit their and wash our qwan-three see-carter beepor our highs. We harp upsaaabed with care-pull seriousness how the wealth of zee nashan have been stolen korokoro without anything dan We harp seen fee full who had no frofer ezuqwashan harp taken oba zee management up ou resources and teeep all zee money. Zee Saab-see-dee frobe has powder justeepied our actions. How qwan you qwollect money pour something I did not suffly? I no get heart? We qwan north jazz sit down and wash our fee full killed like qwommon abunnna. HABA ! Qwaarupshan he is now zee order up zee day. No water. No Nayfar. No security. No gwuud road. No abunnna em em em emfloyment. No justice. No sue far eagles far. No network. No em em em... Yowa! No food How can an airline offerate without frofer check off? How can filenty fee full die and no one was fired? BOKO haram is killing fee full lep right and centre like it is qwamputer game Still yet zee leaders are quarrying on like haybry thing is pine Fee full are fissing on zee road side, when zay know it is infrofer and a porm up hindiseeflin Qwantractor will take mobilisation pee and still yet not even start talk less to peenish zee qwantract. Students in our tertiary abunnna are grazooating without henfloyeement Heben zee students are not froferly trained to be henfloyed Most of zee girls have turn zemselp to runs GEZ. Are they free faring for Olymfic? Qwanpeenies a making filenty filenty money, billions FA and zay are not faying zee exfected tax Armed robbery and kidnapping has beqwam a hobby. Some simful ordinary man will teep pibe handred naira and be sentenced to hanging while so barawo big man will teeep filenty billiiian and will say it is feelee vargain. Dangiskan Qwanseeqwently, we harp decided as pollos; The qwan-steal-tuition desorbed The pederal executeeef council desorbed PDP desorbed Office of the first lady nationwide desorbed National and state assembeelee desorbed Dana air desorbed Amnesty frogram desorbed BOKO haram desorbed All state governors desorbed except Lagos and Rivers State Sue Far Eagles desorbed We also harp decided, petrol is back to 50 naira fer litre UNILAG is now UNILAG All seaports, airforts, roadforts in short all forts closed. Any folitishean that escafes we will find you and deal with you deciseebly so just stay where you are and frefare to pace the music. We hope you like Azonto and alanta... Because you have dance kurukere with our resources. Anybody who collaborate with any folitishean to escafe will be killed We are not joking. We are going to start probing zee mismanagement of our resources from the time up General Muritala Mohammed. So if you know you choffed government abunnna, confessing will not work. Too late. You shall be killed. You can save us the exfences by drinking otafiafia... Because it is pinished Inshallah We shall not fail till all the criminals that brought Nigeria to its present qwandishean are killed Gwad beeless the Pederal Refublic of Nigeria Gwad will furnish the fee full that we cash Shikena!!! |
akigbemaru: There is still hope for you, don't go to any pastor ooo, they know they are fakers and will collect Saturday from you and give you Sunday.NAIRALAND GOT TALENTS season one |
bro i feel for u big tym. . .got stammerin as a young boy coz i used to immitate a friend then. . .got masef cured by bn cool n stop gettin nervous tho i still stammer a lil bit now wen angry or in hot arguments. Buh who doesnt? |
Considerin d amount of insults bn thrown at ds man by my fellow youths I began to lose all hope for our future. Only if u cld read btwn d line, u wld decode d in4matn he's tryn to disseminate. Ds is a wake-up call for revolution....its high time we change d tide of things or posterity we neva 4gv us not doin d ryt things when we had d chance |
pls @OP I want what u r smoking |
The unity of this nation is bn built on the blood of too many innocent lifes. . .wish some monsters in power will just see that and let the boko haramians, the biafran n d yorubas have their seperate state. . . oh! I forgot, their master in the U. S. of A wld not allow that |
Joyturns2: guy ar u a student at d campus and can u just giv a brief description on wat d house luk like, and by d way dat ur 5k too much, sometin wey u neva pay for, Habachoice is urs |
Wg |
ghboy: It's interesting how Nigerians think Ghana is "standing" cos of them when infact Nigeria itself is not "standing". how can you be putting out the fire on your neighbour's beard when yours is also on fire?. how exactly is Ghana even dependent on Nigeria??da fck u jst say? what u've bn smokin dude? i want some |
mrkels: You say black arm band abi? he was killed by that same black armed band in their territory. So definately he wasnt one of themi wldnt know bruh, for all i know he myt also b another victim of *forgiveness is a sin* creed. . . All we can do here is to guess and speculate and maybe offer some heartily sympathy. We have a govt who doesnt give a Zap abt us as long as their pockets are gettin bigger, d police are one b.l.o.o.dy joke. they probably know who did it by now buh they wont finger them cuz na their padi for joints. . . a very crazy world we live in |
lookin at his pix, i noticed he was spottin a black armband and dat probably says somethin abt who he was. . . He myt not have done anythin wrong, maybe he was jst a victim of countin scores. . .so sad though |
afta una don finish disturbin seun abeg mo kukuma carry ds #MOVEMENT enta aso rock and who knows baba jona myt jst approve garri-bread production . . . but seriously now, how does ds affect d price of garri in d market |
i think i'll sit on jonathan side of d fence ds tym. . .we've not even had it yet and some stupid governor lyk aregbesola are using them already to pursue their personal ambition. . .if u dare u cant imagine how his zombie operatives are harassin and beatin our youths black and blue on the streets. . .what he's doin is wrong and d way he chose to implement it is just too wrong. . . |
mods any chance ds cld make the front page? |
ekt_bear: Very sad videowrong! the lack of money is the root of all evil |
Chanchit: Abeg make una no whine us, dis na early monday morning... Nigeria do not capture, they negotiate, very soon, they will start paying himtoo millions of dollars yearly.. Mtcheeewexactly my thoughts, no casualty, no arrest. nigeria army ar 2 dumb for that. |
It's disheartening me to always witness a tribalistic trade of abuse among the tribes in Nigeria, especially the igbo and yoruba youths. It's apparent that all our leaders and representatives care about is the fastest and easiest way to make their pockets bigger not minding the dire consequences their action would have on the people they so swore to protect and serve with integrity. These types of leaders should be the targets of our venoms and not our fellow youths from another tribes whose bright future are also clouded by the inhumane action of these greedy and shameless leaders of ours who have made corruption a necessary norms in our society. we are all a victims of bad governance and its high time we all come together as one voice and put an end to all these ills befallen our country. I dont see a favourable future for this nation if this tribalistic attitudes from our youths refuses to cease because sooner or later we are expected to collect the baton of power. if we fail to do something to rectify these ills while we could, i fear the posterity may not be able to ever forgive us. Lets stop the tribal war and help Nigeria move forward. |
banwopaul: Discrimination is our problem in Nigeria. It pains my heart when Nigeria youths of this generation also follow the trends of the older generation that brought us to where we are today.touche! |
Circle360: CAN Presdo what a Man? Pls advice ur boss to start thinking logicaly and stop being bias. A number of Islamic scholars hv talked againt BH and they were killd and their house bomd with this ocurance how then do u want to convince any reasonable being that its Muslims that are d kin pin of BH Pls peaple lets luk at it with gud hrts; its either xtians or muslims or sum politician that are bhind it or both d religns ingnite by politician or both bt it cnt be Muslims because of whot d sect use to do 2 Muslims scholars or either of xtian/pltcians that are againts north. D CAN stressd that sum security oficers are bhnd it y nt he cum out and list their names if rili he is a gud ctzen of d country.u sure made some reasonable points |
Ahmedie25: The worst president CAN has ever produce,is he realy the man of God?he always talk like a slowpoke,fool & idiot, minister is right,so ur fellow brothers shld keep attackin unarmed citizens just because they chose to exercise their freedom of religion right, even in am official war there is always a rule of engagement and u jst dont go killing people as if they are animals on a huntin spree. . . u surely need ur brain checked |
BinghiNya: boko haram and oritsejafor are in the same class god punish them both christians should continue to delude themselves about muslims liking boko haram christianity is evil and complete wash may god punish anybody that quotes methank God u ar not God. go take ur medications bruh n pls brush up ur english, it stinks |
*solid*:i think dats y d OP thinks d act has islamic undertone. . . u wanna get the bad guys? Raid all d sepe joints, brothels, hotels and bars but am sure dat was neva done. |
donroxy: Am not a zombie......please brother,don't be mad @ me.......or 21st Century also asked u to be Mad @ a well tailored post of mine......hmmm! Gat no hard feelings 2ward u cuz u ar not d enemy. d OP probably think d governor might be forced to change his stance if this cld be gotten to d attention of the power-that-be. Wel, so i think too or y did he have to be selective on d deployement of SARS on the state, last time i checked okuku and ikire do not have this sars operatives monitoring their social lives, and do u know wot ds 2 town have in common? Okuku is hometown to oyinlola. D former governor while a very powerful pdp figures also dwells in ikire. So put all this pieces together and u might get d picture |
dasparrow: @Posttouche, u spoke my mind.i cldnt have said it beta. . . and btw SARS operatives are tasked to subdue hardcore criminal and not to be a menace on the society they so swore to protect. . . I think d governor ought to be charged with misallocation of valuable nationa resources. . .oh! My bad, i forgot we are in nigeria |
Updates! Heard d SARS operatives were neva deployed to okuku. D hometown of d former governor, oyinlola. does that say somethin? another report says the SARS operatives were deployed to some chosen location such as iwo at the request of their muslim leaders in order to immoral behaviours during the holy month of ramadan. Na waaa o |

