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Abujaexpress:
I was really baffled by what my heavily pregnant goat did yesterday.

Actually, we have been keeping the goat and she put to bed early last year, a he goat or kid which has grown since them. We use to keep and confine both of them indoors untill the goat and it's kid started showing the crave to step out and hustle to feed and play/mingle with thier likes. We started letting them out in the morning and by evening time, both will come back home and even if they meet the gate locked, they will be using thier limbs and heads to scratch on the gate as notice to us, until the gate is opened for them.

But gradually, they will go out and not come back home, untill after maybe several days, before you will see them. From days of remaining outside, it turned to weeks, while we were always keeping close watch on their whereabouts. Infact, the day I went out searching for them, immediately the she goat sighted me, she ran to me and followed me home while the kid later came back home to join the mother.

What actually shocked me yesterday was that, for over three weeks, the goats have been away from the house, but surprisingly on Wednesday morning, the pregnant goat came home, this time around in the morning, scratching her head and limbs seriously for the gate to be opened for her. Since it is unusual seeing the goat in the morning and because we were going out for work, my wife wanted to send it back to the fields, but the goat refused to go, instead it entered the compound.

We left for work and coming back home in the evening, lo and behold, the goat had given birth to two bouncing kids, hale and healthy. This really baffled me that a goat could know that she was in labour and she had the sense to come back to the house to give birth!!!

Honestly, when I got home, I have to clap for the goat. She gave me reasons to believe that goats, if properly cared for and tendered, can really act reasonably like human.

N.B. I will upload the picture of the goat and the kids later, when I get back home.

Humans? reasonable?
We are the most stupid of all animals mister man.

Chyjoey:
Your argument makes no sense, Sir.
There is nothing inherently wrong with her choice of accessory, and it in no way portrays irresponsibility.

This is just a reflection of how overly conservative our culture is. She, for better or worse, should have been wary of this.
I wouldn’t deny someone a job based on a relatively insignificant accessory like a leg chain. But to each their own.

She wasn’t wrong. She is just in the midst of cultural cavemen.

The worst part is that all of these things are imported morals. Now I'm not an Afro centrist who cries about white people all the time, but the way we take all this rubbish seriously is really alarming. Well, human beings aren't the smartest creatures after all.

blazepascal:
Well this is African precisely nigeria we don't copy the western world even wearing of tatoo is a taboo here so wearing leg chain is not proper when seeking job it's not proper at all. Mehn you pple have abandoned our etiquette

It's so funny that the white men met most african tribes as naked. Now we are taking this white culture on our heads. Most of your female ancestors wore these adornments now they are bad to you. A slave will always be a slave.

pocohantas:
Women of good quality and standing would find worthy men, whether as morning, afternoon or evening newspapers.

The men you meet in your 20s, would be very different from the ones you meet in your 30s, provided you work on yourself and blend into the right crowd.

That is why I hate when some ladies start pity parties. There are men you appeal to. I know redpillers would hate this, but there are men who love evening newspapers. As in, that is their spec.

Now look at her fiancé, tell me which of these alfa males can measure up to him. I dare say a young girl in her 20s cannot get this guy. Where una wan take meet? For Coldstone? Wetin una go dey discuss? This is not some misdirected ancestor like Ned.

Ladies should focus on the men that matter. The men doing the marrying are not in the Romance section ranting every other day. Don’t allow these small boys that dare not put on generator before 7pm get to you.

Congrats to her…

I see you're still shaking tables on this forum Long time no see.

caprini1:
Senegal will still beat them to the Qatar world cup.Egypt was a very poor team at this Afcon.

Maybe oh. I no know. They should sack Carlos, the guy is too aggressive and his tactics are crap. The guy was even the coach for SA at one point, but he was sacked.

frog12:
the egyptians were in serious poor form through-out the tournament. and when you look at the teams they played, those teams miss too many unexplained chances.

very true indeed. Every team that played them seemed to be under some sort of spell. Senegal missed a lot too. Morocco and Cameroon deserved to be in the finals a hundred times more than Egypt.

frog12:
they rigged the entire tournament for us to watch only liverpool stars and mendy wendy. how egypt take reach finals, still dey baffle me with their poor performance

How dey take beat morocco self still dey shock me. If not for their defence and excellent goalkeepers, the team was trash. The coach's tactics were dumb. You only draw out a game when you've scored.

Gabaski deserves it for bleeps sake. Egypt has good defence and goalkeepers chikena, the rest rubbish. How the fck will a team struggle through a tournament and expect to win. I wonder how they even beat morocco. Abeg make person buy me credit bank app don Bleep me up this night.
9mobile 09092722498.

80% of music worldwide is meaningless dumb and toxic.

So Nairaland is still a toxic piece of shite

pocohantas:
Good one. The only Nigerian that produces movies worthy of gracing cinemas.

Unlike the other ones that show Lekki apartments, Ikoyi link bridge, big nyash, fake accent and fine cars.

african magic epic and it's terrible low quality shite.

Ever wonder why Nigeria is only capable of producing uncivilised savages in the name of citizens? This is a good reason out of the hundreds of reasons why.

Grandmeister:
She sure is. And for all the mudslinging thrown her way on this forum she actually comes off as intelligent and nice behind the anonymous screen.

If I was her I would have deactivated a long time ago. Well some have all those 'qualities' some don't.

These idiots just want to drag us back to the middle ages, there is truly no hope for the future. If all this craze about weaponry was directed to funding cures to diseases, even the almighty flu and cold that can mutate would have vaccines all viruses would have vaccines in fact. Like someone said on Facebook, there is no hope for the future.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Who cares....pussy ass niggarrs every where

Real niggarrrrs don't do relationship at all.. be it open or closed real relationship

Real niggarrrrs bang and move on.....
We real niggarrrrs swim shaperly and move on...

We don't give a fuckkkkk if the swimming pool have never been used
We don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before we started swimming
We don't give a fuckkkkk who will swim after we are done swimming our own
And we don't give a fuckkkkk who is even swimming with us as we are swimming
We just swim our own sharpely and move on to the next babe

You really are empty. Damn.

Greta Thunberg right now

pocohantas:
I lie? Insurance would try to wriggle out of this, except they have a very robust coverage. Whatever that means.



By acting as catalyst for the fire na.

Well the store was careless so they could use that and if it's a shitty insurance company they're bleeped.

OpinionCounts:
I am one of such people. Please can you help explain to us for our learning? Thanks.

Sometimes it's charity that increases their prices, while other times it's the hype or ego of the rich.

richmondefosa:
This has really got me thinking.

Like you would see an abstract painting and they will slap the billion/million price tag on it.
Does the Artist determine the price?
or the materials used in making the art?
or the location of the exhibition?
I don't even know

let the art lovers come and tell us

They don't have static price tags, they are sold at auctions and bids are what increases their prices.

Awoo88:
If this were to be a country with law and sense, the little girl will be taking away fro the parents first. Then the mother will face jail term for child neglect.

And if this were a sane country they should thank their stars that no one got harmed, no fire sprinklers, no alarms, no safety trained official, gas inside cylinders. What is wrong with Nigeria? I'll be disappointed if sahad is just like this.

pocohantas:
Their malls are always big, you no need talk am. The girl was too confident for a 9yrs old, but then, kids could be really mischievous when no one is watching. That is why they should never be left unwatched.

Na slayer of Ataga na. Them never give us any lead on that one, this small girl come add her own. A big supermarket like Ebeano doesn’t have smoke alarm and sprinklers. I hope this store is insured and not covered with the blood of Jesus.

You are honestly one of the most wittiest people I've met in this life.

Nairaland detectives are the dumbest bunch of shits I've ever seen. After watching CSI Miami they come online to feel like real detectives, no wonder we have one of the most terrible police force in the world, the public institutions in a country are microcosms of the country itself.

Maybe him dey him gf house or he enter brothel miss road.

pocohantas:
Any small thing, Nigerians would say some courses are useless. No course is useless, we are just not used to utilizing the right personnel.

Some people in this Nigeria went to school and studied Environmental Safety. They took Health & Safety certifications, but they are jobless. Some are working in banks, not as safety officers, but as cashiers.

Every organization should have a safety officer. Especially a business like this. I am sure that staff doesn’t know how to use an extinguisher and even when they did fire drills, they took it as cruise.

Nigerians are terrible at safety and maintenance culture, keeping gas cylinders loaded with gas, connecting cylinders to burners. Dumbasses.

1) why do the cylinders have gas in them.
2) why is the burner attached to a gas cylinder and left unattended?
3) what is a 9 year old doing without supervision? The girl may have thought that it's impossible to have burners connected to the gas cylinders but more importantly she should be with her parents. Nigerians are stupidly careless with their kids, bathing them in public and sending them to school on their own exposing them to all sorts of dangers. Tufia.

NOGRUDGES:
If na winter levels dey make u yarn like dis, ant and butterfly for no dey Europe, insect anatomy no b warm blooded things. Ask people wet dey Europe, if u see the size of mosquito wet dey dia ehn, e large like dragon fly.

Na only female anopheles mosquito dey carry plasmodium parasite wey dey cos malaria, that one no dey there again.

The weather affects insects brother, cockroaches dey hibernate during winter I hope say you know. Why do you think spiders don't exist in extremely cold regions. They do get malaria

CaptainMarvel:
The Russian weather made it difficult for the Germans to easily overrun the Russian territory, not necessarily the number of men Russia had. There was something the Russians had which Hitler wanted - atomic bomb related. Hitler don't have much problem with the U.S, only that they were pokenosing into his affairs by coming to the aid of the Brits over and over again. The Japanese were the ones who had grudges against the Americans, they wanted to control the pacific. The Germans scientists who defected to the U.S actually caused Hitler's defeat. If he had won the race to build the A bomb... history would have been different today

Hitler actually had the chance but his hatred for Jews and his lacklustre behaviour towards the technology bleeped him up. He was a paranoid and ignorant slowpoke, went about firing and executing his generals who knew far better than him.

Gadafii:
The mistake Hitler made was attacking the Soviet Union thinking he could achiev the Swift success he recorded in France, Netherland,Poland etc. Britain had managed to survive the blitzkrieg

The Soviet Union didn't have the advanced technology Germany had, but they definitely had more men to fill the ranks, to protect the motherland from Invaders

The second mistake was declaring war on the USA.

I love to read about controversial men, Hitler was one interesting personality,then Joseph Starlin too.
I love history

Hitler would have won bro, the mistake they made was attacking at winter. The cold dealt them a blow as deadly as the desperation of the soviet army during the Battle of the Bulge.

I don't understand, I read somewhere that police shot him dead now this one is saying cultists.

nextstep:
They should just make this thing legal joor... it sells because there are customers who can afford it.

Now think - what kind of people can afford expensive habits like cocaine? For sure not the average person who is struggling to buy bread and beans in this era.

Now we're sending people to jail and encouraging criminal activities. If cocaine was legal, it would severely damage the criminal element, crashing prices, and leave us to concentrate on more important things.

It's medically legal, as well as decriminalized in many Western, Latin, and Asian countries.

Bros I don see coke for Abuja oh, but sha I believe it was adultered.