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Nairaland General › Re: Where Can I Get A Keke Napep For 150k In Port Harcourt?? by lifenajeje(m): 5:52am On Jun 22, 2020
Are u looking for Keke that would by riding u??

Keke you would end up pushing .
Nairaland General › Re: Covid19, Commercial Sex Workers Not On Essential Duties, FCTA by lifenajeje(m): 5:47am On Jun 22, 2020
Sex is essential..commercial sex is more essential ..they aid in relieving sexual tension ..
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Most Embarrasing Thing That Has Happened To You? by lifenajeje(m): 11:02pm On Jun 15, 2020
Poloyanabo2:
I was young and wanted to test life to the
fullest..so that day i was with my friend he's
kind of a bad guy..infact he somkes weed...and
me i was so much afraid to even hold it talkless
of smoking it...he will be like small boy...he
becomes boss over me..chai!! That day i
determined to put my fears away and test this
weed nothing will happen
So when went to the Bush as usual he roll
up..and started smoking..i was fighting with my
mind...this said smoke nothing will happen the
other said dont try it...oo...and i haven't eaten
that morning...i finally made up my mind i said
guy give me that stuff joor..my guy was suprise
he said no...i forced him to give me the weed...i
took my first drag and second..then third
nothing happened..i was like get out look at this
guy oo..so u have been forming boss for me
because of this little thing that u smoke...guys i
began to smoke more and more this when my
brain just sparked like a fire...jesus!!!! That's
exactly what i shouted i can't feel my leg again
it feels as if my legs are gone..
I began to run with full speed shouting my leg
ooo....
My leg ooo...when i got home i ran to my mum
shouting my leg ooo my leg oooo...my mum was
scared...my mum came close to me and passive
the smell...she shouted this boy have killed
me...they sock enough garri...i drank a full bowl
of garri...still nothing they brought coconut
water...still the hole world is turning
around.....finally a nurse came and give me
injection to neutralise the weed i slept off till the
next day.....when i wake up.....it looks as if my
memory was wiped...
Till now....they no born me well to smoke shisha
self....

Nlanders feel free to post yours.
U burst my belle with laff
Nairaland General › Re: How Good Is Nexus Washing Machine by lifenajeje(m): 10:58pm On Jun 15, 2020
I use scanfrost
Nairaland General › Re: The Best Of Nigerian Food In The Streets Of London by lifenajeje(m): 5:53pm On Jun 15, 2020
Pls is there dog meat ?
Nairaland General › Re: Davido & Chioma's Saga, Lessons Nigerian Ladies Should Learn From Chioma's Woes by lifenajeje(m): 5:50pm On Jun 15, 2020
So u believe this rumour ..okay only time would tell.
Nairaland General › Re: Urgent!! Please Can I Get A Used Keke Napep For 100k In Port Harcourt? by lifenajeje(m): 4:22am On Jun 15, 2020
Problem sit-down I'm own u won go buy am..

100k Keke

U go dey visit mechanic daily be that na.
Nairaland General › Re: Fashionable Face Shield Visor Available For Sale In Bulk. by lifenajeje(m): 4:02pm On Jun 13, 2020
How much and is it readily available in Lagos?
Food › Re: Chicken Drumsticks Needed by lifenajeje(op):
Mariangeles:
Check out @Fuaana on Instagram
They deal on all kind of frozen poultry and seafoods, plus they deliver too.
Thank u so much


Pls I can't find it on Instagram ..

Can I get the actual spelling plus probably u screen shot the profile pix on their Instagram page...

Thanks in advance .
Food › Re: Chicken Drumsticks Needed by lifenajeje(op): 3:51pm On Jun 13, 2020
Emary:
It's very easy to find. Ijora 7UP under bridge. There are several warehouses where frozen chicken, parts, turkey, and fish (Titus and Kote) mainly are stocked. When they drop you, just walk forward a bit.
Thanks a million
Food › Re: Chicken Drumsticks Needed by lifenajeje(op): 11:35am On Jun 13, 2020
Emary:
Chi Shoppes and Ijora if you're in Lagos.
Am in Lagos

Where in ijora exactly ..describe if am going there from orile or costain ..

Thanks .
Food › Chicken Drumsticks Needed by lifenajeje(op): 6:11am On Jun 13, 2020
Where can I get affordable chicken drumsticks asides ShopRite .
Nairaland General › Re: Pless Help, My Englesh Languaj Is So Bad by lifenajeje(m): 6:56pm On Jun 11, 2020
U wey type all this plenty engleash na I'm no Sabi engleash ..

My friend u Sabi engleash ..

U even puntuate ur engleash like engleash student..

Wey get different Engleash

American Engleash

British engleash

Ipob English

Yoruba English

Hausa engleash

Not forgetting ur engleash ..

Relax u go meet woman wey Sabi ur engleash ..


She go love u beyond ur imagination


Una go come marry

Send una children go school wey Dem dey speak

English .
Nairaland General › Re: At 40, Do I Still Have A Chance To Turn My Life Around? by lifenajeje(m): 6:16am On Jun 11, 2020
Maestro777:
Thanks for your insightful thoughts. My main concern actually is to see things working for me irrespective of where i am.

i created a post during the total lockdown period, trying to showcase my 3D vector designs but the thread was banned for violating advert rules. I couldnt create more because i was using a borrowed laptop and the owner needed it back. I will however post more of my work during the lockdown on this thread. I saved them in my flashdrive. Lack of tools has been an hindrance, no laptop, no smartphone. But, from now i will not allow these to cripple me anymore. I'll take everything step by step.
Mods please let him be permitted to post at least three of his jobs on this thread ...

It's not easy for people these days ..


Op pls put ur mind to it..just visualise u having the smart phone/ laptop and other materials u need to excel ...


pray to God about getting ur desires

God will see you through ..
Nairaland General › Re: At 40, Do I Still Have A Chance To Turn My Life Around? by lifenajeje(m): 12:57pm On Jun 10, 2020
Maestro777:
Thanks for your encouragements PastorDavidAwuj, ThegreatIYANU and Lifenajeje. God bless. Seeing these positive responses makes a lot of difference. It is disappointing that some of us who find ourselves in this state aren't mostly lucky to have motivators around us except pressure-mounting relatives and gossipping friends and neighbours. My wife and my kids had been my only motivation until i placed this post. You might not know the magnitude of your response to my question but you have really touched my heart. I have people who have been witnessing my decline but never ever bother to ask what happen but find it easy to share my state of being with distant relative and friends. I am even considering changing environment. I might move to where no one will have an update about me and my family again
Helping each other makes the world a better place ..

If u decide to relocate ...would the place be better off..

Are there business prospects as regards ur skills there ?


Even if u go under the earth those who want to talk about u would still talk ..


Just be focus ..

Post some of ur works here let's see..
Nairaland General › Re: Copywriting by lifenajeje(m): 6:15am On Jun 10, 2020
Are u a copywriter?
Nairaland General › Re: At 40, Do I Still Have A Chance To Turn My Life Around? by lifenajeje(m): 5:34am On Jun 10, 2020
PastorDavidAwuj:
You are not a failed project bro. Moses was 80 years when God gave him a new vision, Abraham was 75. Don’t give up. You only need knowledge to propel you into action. Please contact me on WhatsApp, 08126401351
Moses and Abraham too far na..


How old is was the owner of Kentucky fried chicken when he set up the restaurant ?.

Coming back home ..

Buhari became civilian president after how many elections and at what age ?
Sports › Re: Teddy Bears As Spectators During Korea League Games (photo) by lifenajeje(m): 11:10am On Jun 08, 2020
Asides placing teddy bear ..sexdolls or whatever ..they should voice recordings of crowds singing and chanting .this should be played over the public address system in the stadium.
Romance › Re: Lists of States With The Highest Number Of Cheap Babes In Nigeria by lifenajeje(m): 5:50am On Jun 07, 2020
There are loose girls everywhere from Jerusalem to Mecca..in churches and mosques..zambisa forest to Sahara desert .

They will give u sex freely because they want it
Nairaland General › Re: I Wan Learn Work Any Master With Strong Hand 0816 408 4891 Chat Me by lifenajeje(m): 5:39am On Jun 07, 2020
Them go just use you do ritual
Nairaland General › Re: Bet9ja Fraudulently Want To Deny Me Of My 11M Winning by lifenajeje(m): 12:43pm On Jun 06, 2020
cassidy1996:
no be only you surprise
137k

Na I'm all this people wey full bustop no go let person hear word with their 100 naira betting slip
Nairaland General › Re: Bet9ja Fraudulently Want To Deny Me Of My 11M Winning by lifenajeje(m): 11:55am On Jun 06, 2020
Na woah people dey bet oh...
Nairaland General › Re: Message For Nigerian Men by lifenajeje(m): 6:38am On Jun 05, 2020
Oyibo Sabi do

Oyibo Sabi do

Yet them.dey divorce up and down

Or murder their spouses .
Nairaland General › Re: Install Gazebos In Melbourne For Beauty And Functionality by lifenajeje(m): 6:21am On Jun 05, 2020
No image shocked
Literature › Re: Who Knows The Story Of Medusa? (picture) by lifenajeje(m): 9:54pm On Jun 04, 2020
Ur story is misleading ...


I knew the copied post was not how the story went ..

Find the story in the image
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Nairaland General › Re: Expensive Burials Over In Anambra As Obiano Accents To New Law by lifenajeje(m): 6:57am On Jun 04, 2020
Some people would gladly pay the fine
Nairaland General › Re: Help! My Friend Gets Paid 36k Per Month As A Graphics Designer For A Big Company by lifenajeje(m): 5:02pm On Jun 01, 2020
Yes

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