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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Read This ! Become An Independent Verifier With Storeload by lifenajeje(m): 5:43pm On Dec 29, 2020
Interested
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need Someone Who Can Write On "Loans" And "Credit Cards" For A Blog by lifenajeje(m): 5:39pm On Dec 29, 2020
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Celebrities › Re: Kunle Afolayan Takes His Children On Family Trip To Hometown Agbamu, Kwara by lifenajeje(m): 5:31pm On Dec 29, 2020
This is lovely
Romance › Re: When Aziza Dangote Quit Spinsterhood by lifenajeje(m): 5:10am On Dec 18, 2020
Op the way u take describe her beauty no be so I see am oh .
Romance › Re: Help! My Son Prefer Sleeping On The Floor by lifenajeje(m): 12:30pm On Dec 04, 2020
It's nothing to worry about , that's the child's comfort zone .. make sure he wears think clothing's when he is on the floor ..in case of heat let him like on a wrapper with his vest on ..


Those are the exact words from our pediatrician ( children doctor) 6 years ago ..


My child hardly sits on the chair ..
He is comfortable lying on the floor to watch cartoons .
Romance › Re: Ladies Let's Discuss, Men Who Go To The Market To Buy Foodstuffs Are They Being by lifenajeje(m): 9:53am On Dec 03, 2020
This concerns both sex ...


Pls edit the post

From childhood I undertake market errands for my mum..


It has become a part of me as my wife does not like going to the market..

If she does go to the market it would take her extra two hours for a task I will do for an hour ..
Romance › Re: You're A Disgrace To Womanhood If You Have A Pot Belly by lifenajeje(m): 9:10am On Dec 03, 2020
I won't judge u becos it's only a matter of time that it would be ur portion ..

Starting with ur wife, then ur daughters and their daughters...to ur last generation ..

I wonder which kind mod dey approve this kind post .
Food › Re: Fresh UTC Tomatoes by lifenajeje(m): 10:00pm On Dec 02, 2020
This does not look like the biggest basket na
Food › Re: Soups Of Different Types ! by lifenajeje(m): 9:57pm On Dec 02, 2020
Lol.ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



Ha ha ha ha ha ha



Ha ha ha ha ha ha



Ha ha ha ha ha



I no know y I dey laff

I swear
Romance › Re: Runs Girl Festac/satellite Town Axis by lifenajeje(m): 6:25pm On Dec 01, 2020
Lol. Dem.det find runs girl for festac?
Celebrities › Re: Ace Ogbonna: I Will Japa If All The Girls Keep Chasing Me by lifenajeje(m): 7:14am On Nov 26, 2020
ProphetofOdin:
This boy has choose the path of peace in life.

To make 40k in a week doing online tasks please check my signature.
Interested but I don't know how to check signature
Romance › Re: Does This Mean She Is Cheating? by lifenajeje(m): 5:56am On Nov 22, 2020
Pikin dey commit from inside and the vagina go contract back e come be ordinary prick..


From wetin u talk I dey assume day u no Sabi enter before madam come dey very wet for una last meeting so ur cucumber just enter at once na I'm make u dey conclude say e don wide ..


No go give urself BP...
Travel › Re: Lagosians Groan As Massive Traffic Jams Bring The City To A Halt. by lifenajeje(m): 10:51am On Nov 21, 2020
Kai traffic get level oh..


All those people crying out loud about being stuck in traffic VI to yaba for 2 hrs


Let them take one week trip on okokomaiko road ...
Politics › Re: Police Officers Run As Okada Riders Chase Them In Lagos (Video) by lifenajeje(m): 4:21am On Nov 19, 2020
Openbusiness:
Didn't they also mention 2nd rainbow incident in this article, yes or no? Didn't I mention specifically mention 2nd rainbow in my post? Or your own problem now is that I am talking about 2nd rainbow... Nawa!
So sorry.. I had to read the post again ..
Politics › Re: Police Officers Run As Okada Riders Chase Them In Lagos (Video) by lifenajeje(m): 8:53pm On Nov 18, 2020
Openbusiness:
Read the news, similar thing happened at 2nd Rainbow before this one happened too.
Am aware but this post is about ikeje not second rainbow
Politics › Re: Police Officers Run As Okada Riders Chase Them In Lagos (Video) by lifenajeje(m): 6:39pm On Nov 18, 2020
Openbusiness:
90% of those bike men for 2nd rainbow axis all the way to Coconut etc, na Aboki pipu from Core Sharia North States. I juz pity these taskforce, una dey find Miyetti, Mumuric and 9jera Army trouble grin
That's ikeja not second rainbow
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko Proposes To Sara, His 7th Wife To Be by lifenajeje(m): 3:37pm On Nov 16, 2020
SpicyMimi:
It is Well.

Final clearance sales : Good quality T-shirts available, few polos , socks, jeans, long sleeves shirts, boxers, 3 in 1 White T-shirts etc all available at low prices. Stock is limited and this is the last clearance sales.
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Business › Re: Please Which Refrigerator Is The Best So Far I Need Advice by lifenajeje(m): 7:14am On Nov 16, 2020
In terms of customer service as regards refrigerators in Nigeria thermocool is the best .
Business › Re: What Will You Do If Given 1 Million Naira by lifenajeje(m):
1, buy palm oil in January when the price would be low and sell from May /June when the price goes up ..

2::Establish another branch for my shawarma business in an area with high purchasing power or a place with traffic ..plus online presence ..

3: jar cake , ice cream cakes and frozen yoghurts production and distribution to bug supermarkets

4.. Tomatoes ..let me share this with u ..

A month back I told my tomato dealer( guys from the north that sel tomatoes at bus stops etc)I needed a basket of tomatoes once the price has fallen ..

He called me 5 days back that the price has come down should he get me a basket I said yes ...

When I went to his kiosk he showed me this huge basket of tomatoes ..it was not the size I had in mind ..he misunderstood the basket size and bought the biggest ..


I asked him how much he said 18k


Was like how do I spend that amount for tomatoes even when I had parties I ever bought ha size ..lol

I explained my situation to him that I don't need that much but let him show me how he portions it so I can sell to women in my neighbourhood ..


After a thirty minutes crash course I went out carrying fresh red strong tomatoes to sell house to house ..shop to shop ..

Selling a particular size at 1200..

I realised 24k selling the hard ones

Those that were getting soft I got 2700

While the already soft ones called esha in Lagos I sold it to one woman at 800

I still have tomatoes I kept for my home use from that basket ..

Someone has asked me if I still have tomatoes I said no..

Am thinking about ways to make the paste and sell to supermarkets



For no 3 I already have space ..
Business › Re: Brasilian Icumsa 45 Sugar Available For Sale by lifenajeje(m): 6:31am On Nov 16, 2020
miltonchux:
We have large quantity of Brasilian Icumsa 45 Sugar available for sale on Below the table Transaction. Price 16,000 less 500Naira. Please only Genuine Buyers or Mandate who is into Industrial Sugar Purchase should contact me. Don't contact me, if you are a spy. For Procedure and more Enquiry: Call 08135609841.
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Business › Re: Laptop For Sale @ Low Price by lifenajeje(m): 6:24am On Nov 16, 2020
What's the full spec
Business › Re: Done by lifenajeje(m): 6:23am On Nov 16, 2020
What type
Nairaland General › Re: (VIDEO) Strippers Spotted At Wedding After-party In Nigeria by lifenajeje(m): 4:45am On Nov 16, 2020
Somebody is advertising his or her business.
Travel › Re: Enugu State Re-Opens Nike Lake Resort by lifenajeje(m): 7:00am On Nov 09, 2020
First and only time I bleeped an hausa chic was in this landmark ..

Nice changes though ..
Romance › Re: Check Out Blender That Can Grind Anything - It Brings Bottle Into Pieces by lifenajeje(m): 3:49am On Nov 08, 2020
How much
Health › Re: I Finally Took The Hiv Test And The Result Is.... by lifenajeje(m): 8:32am On Nov 01, 2020
Get ur PEP and PREP Drugs at 5k

Call 07038149252
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Had An Encounter With A Female Military Personnel? by lifenajeje(m): 2:17pm On Oct 31, 2020
My neighbours wide ..

She was is beautiful with Bright eyes and sexy straight legs

Coke bottle shape.

Voice of an OAP

Babe is Yoruba married to an Igbo


She is very jovial.


Anyway there was this carpenter that refused to deliver set of chairs which I paid in full for five months ....


One day I was at the guy's shop shouting on top of my voice that he must provide my chairs when my neighbour saw me .and asked what happened ..

I briefed her she told the guy when would my chairs be ready

Oga said two weeks unfailingly ..


My neighbour asked me not to worry as she would come back personally for the chairs ..


Two weeks later I was at home around 6 pm when the carpenter called me crying that I should hurry down to his shop as my soldier friend wants to burn his shop down ..

Got the the shop and and saw crowd gathered only to find out my neighbour came with fuel and started splashing it all over his shop with the current jobs he had ..

Omo I come follow dey beg oh cos I have never seen her angry ..

Fear catch me self make babe no go burn shop be side of my set of chairs ..

The guy transferred me the money I paid for the furniture as she wanted the chair or the cash ..


Some people who saw us two.weeks back thought she was my wife and blamed the man ..

The guy stopped carpentary and started selling bicycles and toys ..


It was another side I saw to.my angelic military neighbour .
Politics › Re: Lagos Judicial Panel In Surprise Visit To Army Hospital, Finds No Mortuary by lifenajeje(m): 7:36am On Oct 31, 2020
The military hospital in ikoyi does not have a morgue but the army reference hospital yaba has got one ..it's also close to IDH

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