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Romance › Re: I Got Married To Him Because Of His Manhood But Now I'm Crazy, What Do I Do? by lifenajeje(m): 6:46am On Feb 09, 2020
Wait oh

Op is male and married another man..chai
Nairaland General › Re: Finally I Got An Insecticide That Kills Mosquitoes by lifenajeje(m): 6:07am On Feb 09, 2020
I have been using read a dream for about 5 years ...
Nairaland General › Re: The Strategist At Federal Operations Unit “a” Ikeja by lifenajeje(m): 5:48am On Feb 08, 2020
Taaah


My neighbour bought 50 bags of rice from her dealer at iyanaipaja two years back ....she has never bought rice in her 6 years of business from any other source but the vendor at iyanaipaja yet a team from this unit seized her vehicle and the goods at mangoro claiming she bought contraband rice inside Nigeria not even close to the border..till the date her vehicle was not released.
Nairaland General › Re: Is It True Lastma Has No Right To Arrest Anyone? by lifenajeje(m): 5:26am On Feb 08, 2020
Yes it's not their duty to arrest
Nairaland General › Re: Urgent Advice by lifenajeje(m): 5:21am On Feb 08, 2020
There are cars with the quality u mentioned but your budget though !
Nairaland General › Re: American Non-alcoholic Beverage, RC Cola In Nigeria Increased Production To 90k by lifenajeje(m): 10:14am On Feb 07, 2020
The company's product is not common in ikotun
Politics › Re: Riot At Iyana Ipaja Over Keke, Okada Ban In Lagos by lifenajeje(m): 1:17pm On Feb 05, 2020
I don't think it's as a result of Keke/ okada ban because that axis is not on the list ..


The only riot that occurs at that end is the battle for which faction controls the park.
Nairaland General › Re: What Is That Frightening Moment You Will Never Forget by lifenajeje(m): 10:13am On Feb 05, 2020
Went for a party at a club opposite bar beach back then dec 24 2002...

The party was boring so I decided to take a stroll along bar beach ...

What was lacking at the party was abundant at the beach (ggggiiiiiiirrrrrrrlllllllls)

I thought they came to take sea breeze oh until one walked up to me and told me she would give me the pleasure of my life for a fee..

Strolled with her to one makeshift room made by joining rocks used to prevent the ocean from eating Ahmadu Bello way VI ..

Bed was made with cartons on beach sand inside the rock abi na cave ..

Had a memorable sexual experience and she was my companion for the night ...a girl filled with humour..

Went back to the club to meet my friends and gisted them about my experience ..

Emezie told me " Guy u don go Bleep mammy water come make we go find the girl whether we go see am "

We went searching for her from kuramo to school of marine and ceanography after checking the spot I found her plus our rocky hotel room


That night I saw lots of spiritualist at the beach

My friends kept taunting me with

"Guy babe don go back to her world "

" She dey see us for mirror inside water as we dey find am"

" U Bleep mermaid"

We went back home by 5 am and slept off

I was woken by a tap on
my shoulder

My friend James told me

" Guy wake up and look at ur face in the mirror "

I looked at the mirror with sleepy eyes but what I saw startled me

The left side of my face was swollen like balloon ..

The eyes , nose and lips were all so big

" We tell u yesterday say u don Bleep mammy water u no believe see ur life "

I could not go out

All my Christmas plans was ruined

Wore my hooded to conceal my new face then went straight to the hospital

Doctor could not really give me any explanation but gave me some drugs which did not shrink my face ..


It was swollen till new year and my friends suggested I have to appease queen of the coast at the beach ..

We should go to bar beach and meet those spiritualist to appease the mammy water that was responsible

I agreed to it and said the next day January 2 2005 would be appropriate ..

I woke up next day with my regular face ..

It was the scariest moment of my life .
Sports › Re: Mary Atole: Ighalo Names Boots After His Late Sister by lifenajeje(m): 6:30am On Feb 05, 2020
Legend108:
I have always been a ghost nairalander until i created this account solely for this post. I would deeply appreciate if someone helps me post this nd it makes front page.
It started sometime last year whille i was in school, my dad was in need of money and his friend introduced him to another friend who was an agent of a money lending cooperation inwhich my dad obtained a loan of 200k with a monthly interest of 22k monthly. my dad has been paying this said interest of 22k monthly for the past 10 months consecutively without fail. I got to know of these and I advised him to inquire from the said agent if there is any way we can be paying the capital instead of continuing paying the intrest wich we have clearly paid above the capital in jus 10 months.The response he got was that he has to pay the present month intrest of 22k and the whole 200k together. The thing is things has been on the rough sides and I know how hard my dad labours to pay this intrest monthly which Is deducting anything from the capital. This all happened last week. This week the said agent and the owner of the cooperation came to our home and made threats of locking up my dad and selling some of our property to recover the money.
They say a problem shared is half solved so dear nairalanders, I need your advice.
Create a separate thread
Nairaland General › Re: Jalingo: Small City, Big Trouble. by lifenajeje(m): 11:21am On Feb 04, 2020
Feel your pain but your complaints are not limited to Jalingo( Taraba state) only ..

Its allover Nigeria
Nairaland General › Re: Horse Collapses After Doing The Job Of A Keke Napep by lifenajeje(m): 9:18pm On Feb 03, 2020
Horse wey never chop belleful won do machine work.
Travel › Re: How Has The Ban On Keke And Okada In Lagos Affected You? by lifenajeje(m): 12:16am On Feb 02, 2020
dauddy97:
If you think I am lying, call anyone staying in Badagry And he/she passed through the round about today. Bàbá watin wẹ dey talk no be here.
Not saying you were lying..

Am only stating the fact that Badagry was not on the list
Nairaland General › Re: Custom Made Sheet Metal Can Be Great For Hospitality Industry Needs by lifenajeje(m): 10:30pm On Feb 01, 2020
Pix!
Travel › Re: How Has The Ban On Keke And Okada In Lagos Affected You? by lifenajeje(m): 9:46pm On Feb 01, 2020
dauddy97:
what happened at Badagry round around was seriously shocking. police chasing Okara riders. They are not even only collecting bikes, But, they are arresting the Okada man and collecting there bikes.
But Badagry was not on the list
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Honour Executive Invitation As He Attends Trump's Make America Great by lifenajeje(m): 11:19am On Feb 01, 2020
Badly photoshopped images
Crime › Re: Married Woman In Jos Porn Video Commits Suicide by lifenajeje(m): 6:24pm On Jan 30, 2020
Stop posting anything related to this issue becos there is no verifiable video to prove it actually happened.
Business › Re: $4800 Sent To Me By My Brother Has Been Hijacked By Nigeria Customs by lifenajeje(m): 11:08pm On Jan 29, 2020
Femeto:
There is SAHCO too. So OP go Waka tire ni yehn.
Na only this country Dem Sabi change name..lol
Business › Re: $4800 Sent To Me By My Brother Has Been Hijacked By Nigeria Customs by lifenajeje(m): 10:48pm On Jan 29, 2020
U fall for this scam in 2020?

Scam that has been used since 2008 chai...


Ur money don burn.

My cousin stashed cash of 1k dollars in a PS to me sometime back in 2006


Tracking the courier online it arrived Nigeria after two weeks but we did not see parcel for 6 weeks ..

I went to festac post office to complain and was asked to check at NAHCO at the airport.

Lo and behold the parcel was there but custom siezed it because they found cash in it ..


I was told the arcel can't move with the cash so I had to tip customs 200$ and collected 800 for myself ..


So if O P story happens to be true NAHCO should have been where he would be refffered to because any parcel coming in and out of Nigeria moves through the National aviation handling company by Lagos international airport .
Family › Re: Why Are Village People So Wicked? by lifenajeje(m): 10:44am On Jan 28, 2020
How about people wey live for city dey visit native doctor to perform jazz on their fellow humans wey live for same city ?

How about all those alfas ,,white garment pastors, fake pastors, Indian Hindu practitioners lined up at the beach performing spiritual runzs for people ..


How about Yahoo boys using people up and down in cities for rituals


The list is endless


There are wicked person's everywhere be it city or villa
Nairaland General › Re: TRENDING VIDEO: Oba Of Benin Dances ‘shaku Shaku’ At Children’s Party by lifenajeje(m): 12:22am On Jan 26, 2020
Oba with swag...nice one from him towards children.
Events › Re: America Used Round Banquet Table For Sale by lifenajeje(m): 4:36pm On Jan 19, 2020
lammygloooooooo:
Price #25



Chat me up 08034038784
25k for everything ?
Politics › Re: Picture That Speaks Volumes. Sends chills to some people by lifenajeje(m): 3:43pm On Jan 19, 2020
That's a tiger ..

There are no tigers in Africa ...


So the post is not amotekun related .
Nairaland General › Re: Strange Bird Called Owl On Top Of My Nebors House Advice Needed by lifenajeje(m): 4:51am On Jan 17, 2020
Pls leave the poor birds
Crime › Re: La Catrina: María Guadalupe López Esquivel, Cartel Boss Killed In Mexico by lifenajeje(m): 10:34pm On Jan 15, 2020
mafiano1986:
All these kind of girls that become cartel bosses after their father dies and paves way for them, they never had to start from scratch their whole life, they were born with silver spoons in their mouths, all they had to do was learn the business from their dads then take over after their dads die.
Did u read the part that says she left her farmer dad and house wife mum to join the gang?
Nairaland General › Re: Working Generator For Sale by lifenajeje(m): 10:04am On Jan 13, 2020
Globarealestate:
Changed?? What do u mean pls.
Have u ever replaced the engine with the original .
Nairaland General › Re: Working Generator For Sale by lifenajeje(m): 6:11am On Jan 12, 2020
When was the engine changed ?
Nairaland General › Re: Working Generator For Sale by lifenajeje(m): 6:11am On Jan 12, 2020
somethinggood:
Seen. But I still could not see the kva... Is it 1.8kva or what?
Yes it is
Nairaland General › Re: Pls Help A Brother. by lifenajeje(m): 6:08am On Jan 12, 2020
Make post like this with proof i.e student and departmental ID with name matching your Facebook account..this would call people to action .
Nairaland General › Re: Jordan Shoes Commanding The Process by lifenajeje(m): 10:32am On Jan 11, 2020
Op na only God knows wetin u take .

U copy from somewhere even copy wetin no dey related join .

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