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Celebrities › Re: Nengi Makes Nollywood Debut In 'Rattle Snake' Remake by lifenajeje(m): 9:30am On Oct 29, 2020
Iyocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

All these Nigerian girls won't stop making me laugh. This one has automatically become an actress just like that o. Before you know it she go buy range Rover and one house for lekki making the male actors who have been in the industry for years and still flying vboot look like idiot.
Na inside politicians hotel rooms all these ones dey act their movies.



There's no difference between ashawo and okporo
Lyooooooo cartel

I dey always enjoy ur entrance .

Ur ovation loud ..

More wins
Nairaland General › Re: Dreaded SARS Boss, CSP James Nwafor Spotted In Ghana by lifenajeje(m): 9:36pm On Oct 21, 2020
Op thunder fire u there

Online dating application but
Online dating multiplication ni
Nairaland General › Re: Chat Between A Guy And A Homosexual Toaster by lifenajeje(m): 8:20am On Oct 15, 2020
I hope it's not the guy's image u are sharing up and down..

His sexual preference may vary from yours but let God be his judge.
Nairaland General › Re: Please I Need A Kidney Donor by lifenajeje(m): 8:16am On Oct 15, 2020
Can u mail ur last dialysis result so one can ascertain if some kidney cells are still active ..

If u still have some functional kidney cells u can get back to normal using traditional Chinese medicine .
Romance › Re: How Did You Loose Your Virginity And How Old Where You Then. See Mine (picture) by lifenajeje(m): 11:45am On Oct 14, 2020
femi4:
How did you know she used her pant to clean you up......you were blindfolded , you know
She took off the blindfold after I came na ....probably she did not want me seeing things for the first time ..moreover it was a surprise .
Romance › Re: How Did You Loose Your Virginity And How Old Where You Then. See Mine (picture) by lifenajeje(m): 7:14am On Oct 14, 2020
Disvirgined by my school mother

Night prep during mid term as most students have gone home for hols.

She sent my classmate that I should meet her in class..

Got there she was the only one present

Asked me if I love surprises

I said yes

Follow me she said

Followed her to Jakande block which was usually dark except for Ray's of light from the moon .

Asked me to close my eyes

She proceeded to blindfold me ..

For the surprise open ur mouth at the count of five

I opened my mouth at five but at that same moment something entered my mouth

Suck she said

I sucked on her breast like a hungry child

From one breast to the other

Later she took off my shorts and stroked my already hard penis.

I heard the sounds of desk being joined together

She led me to her makeshift bed

I lied down and she straddled me ..


was in cloud 9

I told her I had this burning sensation in my penis
Something wants to come out ..like urine

She stopped then bit my lips very hard
It was painful but I enjoyed it

After biting me she proceeded to kiss me

That was my first deep kiss..

I was asked to come down from the arranged desk..

Note I was still blind folded ..

She positioned me behind her while holding the desk and asked me to Bleep her fast ..


My thrust was fast and she was moaning which really set me in fire

After sometime I told her about the sensation from my penis that I think I want to piss but she pulled me with one hand asking me to piss inside her ..

Suddenly it came ..

I pissed the kind of piss never pissed in my life and I was moaning loudly ..

After my dick flattened she told me that I just released my first flow of the honey of life ..

Every where was sticky and messy ..

My school mother used her pant to clean me up ..

We went our separate ways ..

Anytime she needs me my classmate female comes to call me ..


Anyway when she left school my classmate that was always coming to call me continued from where she stopped.
Nairaland General › Re: Crazy Electricity Bill For September. by lifenajeje(op): 5:25pm On Oct 12, 2020
Nbotee:
Lol.. My broda jus apply for and get a prepaid meter... I now enjoy some peace afta applying for and getting my prepaid meter.. I was being billed between 13k to 15k monthly for over 4yrs and resorted to paying 10k monthly for dat period despite writing several letters to have my Bill's reviewed.. Now 2500 worth of unit lasts me over 1 month and sometimes almost 2 months...
I wanted to apply but the previous arrears from the former tenant is almost 400k

They said I have to clear it cos if I recharge deductions would be made on the arrears

Ikedc to be specific ..
Nairaland General › Crazy Electricity Bill For September. by lifenajeje(op): 10:40am On Oct 12, 2020
I got served 26000 as electricity bill for the month of September ..

Any other crazy bill in here ..

#endcrazybill
#giveusprepaidmetres
Politics › Re: Onitsha Dry Port: Ohanaeze Extols Buhari, Amaechi by lifenajeje(m): 7:53am On Oct 11, 2020
The images making rounds about barges conveying containers from onne to onitsha is false..

That badge comes from my community ..okpai in Ndokwa east local govt area of Delta State ..

It's host community to the biggest and functional IPP ( independent power project )

You can verify on Google: Okpai IPP

Phase 2 of the project is ongoing ..

Now as a result of flood trailers can't come in to move equipments of various construction companies involve in the project after executing their contracts ..

What happens is for them to to use barges owned by oil companies in the area to move their equipments to onitsha which would take them less than 2 hours since it's a barge .


One can hit onitsha in less than 40 minutes on a smaller speed boat from my village depending on engine ..


As a result of the flood small boats are running aground with farm produce ..

For barges to start moving containers from onne to onitsha the river Niger has to be dredged first because some parts of that route is shallow most especially during the dry season .
Nairaland General › Re: Is Traveling With Tramadol A Crime? by lifenajeje(m): 6:30am On Oct 10, 2020
U were lucky

Very very lucky

They would have arrested you including the pharmacist that sold it to u..


Like u were advised above

Travel with medical prescription since it's now a routine drug for u
Nairaland General › Re: Get A Car For Half The Original Price At Car-zone � by lifenajeje(m): 6:25am On Oct 10, 2020
Do u mean if a car is worth 2 mil u are selling @1 mil ?
Travel › Re: Onitsha Port: More Containers Arrive Onitsha Via Barges- PICS & VIDEO by lifenajeje(m): 7:51am On Oct 08, 2020
ILoveDemMANNA:
Excerpts : For those who might not know yet , this is an earth breaking and game changing event . what this means is that the journey to Lagos to clear goods , get harrassed by touts , task force and State government agents is over , the current extortion happening along Lagos - Onitsha express way , the bandit attacks , the armed robbery is over and the hard toll on Benin-Ore expressway will be a thing of the past.
The pirates that line river niger from onne to onitsha nko..

With the only naval presence in umok ..


Them dey Rob for water and na I'm dey worse
Nairaland General › Re: Content Creation And Copywriting by lifenajeje(m): 6:54am On Oct 08, 2020
Site can't be reached
Nairaland General › Re: Social Media Reacts As Lady Rides Bike From Abuja To Lagos For 13 Hours by lifenajeje(m): 6:51am On Oct 08, 2020
gasparpisciotta:
For a lady not bad. But could be have made it in less time on a bike.
Less stops and more speed.
Going as a group would definitely slow her down..
Romance › Re: Those Who Ended Their Relationship Due To Genotype, Please Share Your Experience by lifenajeje(m): 7:08am On Oct 04, 2020
Something must kill a man



I believe it's mindset ..



I have three friends both male and female all married

Couple 1 AS + AS= 3 kids no SS


Couple 2 AS + SS= 2 kids ( Adopted)

They were course mates at Yabatech, she was from a middle class while he came from a poor one.


During NYSC they stopped communicating since he was serving in Delta while she remained in Lagos

Post service , he got a job with shell then came visiting with his first salary, handed it over plus propose to her ...

She refused because of her genotype ..

Guy was confuse because he knows she was not in any relationship

With her permission I told him the actual reason as she could bring herself to tell him .

These were his exact words and I quote

" Sickle sell ke ,,,, ordinary sickle sell ..it cannot stop me from marrying her na, I am ready to bear any risk that comes from it ..this was the only girl even if we never dated fed me in school and completed most of my school payments ..

Marrying her is the only way I can pay her back for her kindness towards me .."

That was how they got married

I posted their story because of nairaland ethnic bigots

The guy comes from Oyo state while the lady is from Enugu state .








Couple 3 SS + AS= 1 kid

The guy in question is SS and got separated from his fiancee becos of his genotype ..

She married someone else who died 4 months after their wedding ..

It's about 8 years now and she remains unmarried while the guy she left is happily married ..

He sometimes have his crises though but has always scaled through .


.



So my people

Our mindset varies on various issues..






When I met my wife and she asked me the question I told her I was AA and immediately told her I don't care what her's was..

She never knew her genotype until she was pregnant with our first child ..
Nairaland General › Re: #470k 2007 Hyundai by lifenajeje(m): 6:11am On Oct 04, 2020
What would be shippingand clearing cost
Computers › Re: Toshiba Dynabook B374 Core I5 320GB 4gb,2.60ghz Dedicated 128MB 17.6inch,65kSOLD by lifenajeje(m): 6:36am On Oct 03, 2020
50k
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Trump Develops Fever, Flown To Walter Reed Hospital by lifenajeje(m): 6:11am On Oct 03, 2020
backbone503:
Thats my reasoning. He'll also like to prove a point with his backed hydroxychloroquine treatment.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump: Physicians Start Remdesivir Therapy by lifenajeje(m): 6:07am On Oct 03, 2020
I.dont believe Trump have the virus ..


No more debate for him and he would get sympathy votes ..


Politics na serious game .

Nairaland General › Re: How Do I Remove Vegetable Oil Residue From A Plastic Keg? by lifenajeje(m): 7:03am On Oct 01, 2020
Pour boiling water inside and rinse out repeat process 3 times

Then use morning fresh to wash and rinse it
Nairaland General › Re: C-tech Integrated Services Rewarded The Popular Fruitman In Benin City by lifenajeje(m): 6:12pm On Sep 29, 2020
Thank u BBC pidgin for the report ..

Now everybody won dey famz.
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia's Zoom 45th Birthday Party (Photos, Video) by lifenajeje(m): 5:51pm On Sep 19, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Annie is not doubt a shameless woman and just there because of 2babas money. How can you be comfortable seeing your hubby's baby mama Sunbo adeoye organize his birthday? It shows Annie has failed her obligation as a wife.
Abeg no talk wetin u no know ..

Annie has been with tuface before u knew him ..
Nairaland General › Re: How To Create A New Topic by lifenajeje(m): 8:22am On Sep 15, 2020
Great
Politics › Re: Daisy Danjuma Supports Obaseki's Re-Election As Edo Governor by lifenajeje(m): 8:11am On Sep 15, 2020
TheGodlessGod:
I hope you will from your state come and vote obaseki?? Foolish person
She is from Edo state but married to Theophilus Danjuma

That is why in all of Danjuma foundation projects Edo state is always given preference .
Nairaland General › Re: Original 25litres Red Palm Oil Available In Bulk For Sale. by lifenajeje(m): 6:23pm On Sep 10, 2020
Last price for 25 litres
Nairaland General › Re: Find Food Truck Sale In New York by lifenajeje(m): 6:15pm On Sep 10, 2020
What's the website as the link is not responding
Nairaland General › What Is Ur Preferred Cola Drink by lifenajeje(op): 12:24pm On Aug 31, 2020
This is a survey to see nairalanders individual preference for cola beverages ..

What's ur favourite

Coca-Cola

Pepsi cola

Big cola

Rc cola

Big cola

Cool cola ..




I prefer Coke but my wife loves Pepsi
Romance › Re: Me And The Mormon Girl +18only.. by lifenajeje(m): 12:54pm On Aug 27, 2020
TrippleEEE:
ME AND THE MORMON GIRL +18ONLY..
grin
I'm sorry e long o.


After I was done with my NYSC programme in Jos, I had a personal spiritual journey before returning to Lagos.

I got an offer to teach in a school far from my parent's place and they offered me an accommodation. I accepted joyfully as I don't have to stay at home and eat free food.

The power supply in the new area was not stable at all. After surveying the environment for a while I settled for a BetShop where I can be charging regularly as my phone was my only companion since I was new.

The first day I got there, I noticed something stunning. The figure of a beautiful, fair, tall, and sexy damsel who was putting on skimpy and explosive clothings - A bum short  exposing her fresh laps and a braless top with pointing nipples. I saw it pointing at me at some point. Brain scattered. I was in lust. Been months a girl made me feel this way. winkSomething arose gallantly. Man just code.

I'm a good child of God so I just form my cuteness(I try), minding my outward business. But deep down, I just wanted to nak this girl.

One week after going to the bet shop, I noticed that she's always there at some point to charge or drop her phone for someone to help her. Everyday, new Konji. I later realised that her mom's shop is just beside the bet shop shop.

How i knew.

It was a Friday and was to go to my parent's place to spend the weekend. I actually just got my first salary. So I decided to get snacks and yoghurt at the next shop. Guess who I met? That gorgeous damsel. Was about to leave when she said that my face looks familiar. I told her that "yeah , I always see you when you come to charge..." Bla bla bla... She insisted that my face looks familiar   and asked where I grew up and schooled. She finally apologised and said she's sorry for wasting my time.

Something within told me that this girl is flirting. Then the inner flirt within me came out. I made her feel beautiful and got her number before her mom came around.

I spent the weekend at my mom's place and didn't even call her. I resumed on Monday and as usual, went to charge after classes. I didn't meet her there but she came around later to charge.

She acted like she didn't see me and I reciprocated- I love my self respect. She later got into a religious argument with some of the guys there and was surprised when she asked for my opinion. My tallied with hers (on purpose). She suddenly became extra friendly. I asked her to walk with me. Surprisingly, she took permission from her mom before coming. I felt she's close to her mom. Therefore I didn't ask questions.

She saw me off into her room even though she was majorly on her phone.

Omo, I almost lost all control while starring at her. Fresh laps, fresh lips, nipple out, big boobs... I told her she was sexy and tempting and she appreciated my compliments. I walked her back to her shop before returning to my house.

Going to charge everyday became a lusty and exciting affair. She leads me on but acts like she didn't know. We became friends as spend after school hours in her shop. I became friends with the family in less than 3 days. I'm not that jovial o. I was invited to the house that Saturday. The family were so nice. They even offered me the opportunity to sleep over and follow them to church the next day. I felt something strange about the niceness and church invitation but something within said "maybe theyv'e seen a decent guy for their daughter and they want to keep him close".

Mind you this girl is extra cute and sexy and I didn't even have a good job. I Sha declined saying I need to attend my parents church for Thanksgiving.

Into the next week,I started letting her know how I felt since it looked obvious she felt the same way too. I tried inviting her to my place but she was always evasive. Insisting that I come to get church first. I finally coaxed her to come on Saturday and I'll follow her to church on Sunday.

I bought CDs and Tablets. -. I wanted to nak madly. Honestly, Konji was strong. She was a goddess and I really endured the lust.

Saturday came. Come see the skimpy dress this babe wore to my room(She always claim that's her normal dress style). Omo, rihana dey learn work.

I cooked for her and when she was done eating, innocently started playing with ears and neck. I felt her reaction.She then changed the play to a pillow fight and I only had one o. Then, BOOOM. I NAKKED with all my strength.

After naks, she started crying o. She said that that's how guys are;they run when they get what they want. I joined in the crying telling her that I'm not like other guys. I'm down for her(I knew what she wanted to hear.). grin

She suddenly switched to the question of whether I'll come to church the next day. I was surprised but still said yes.

One thing leads to another and that's how session 2 started. I felt guilty Sha as the lust don clear.

Before then I've been hearing some crazy doctrines that come out from her mouth as we always gist religious gists gan o but I didnt pay attention.

After the second intense naking, she brought up a religious discussion. She stylishly falsified the legitimacy of scriptures and insisted that It's possible that God has inspired new kind of bibles.

Previously she has brought up strange doctrines about Jesus, Angels etc but lust no allow me think straight.

When she said these, i quickly realised. that it sounded like the doctrine of Mormonism. Then I replied: "The book of Mormon?" Her face changed like her cover was blown. She didn't want me to know.
She asked "What's bad?" I never said anything was. kiss

I now connected many things she has been saying and realised that she has been given an assignment to bring new converts into the church. Especially young guys.

Every discussion, every niceness, every seduction have all led to me being a new convert. Maybe the naks was a mistake or was part of it.
I've read Alot about Mormonism and O mad. O mad gan. grin

Two options: I still wanted to please her and go or just tell her that I ain't wanna be a part of that belief system(personal preference).
To be contd.

If na you wetin you go do?

lifenajeje
Follow suit like other guys before you


Close the case ..
Romance › Re: Running Mattaz With A White Garment Babe. What Should I Do? by lifenajeje(m): 2:01pm On Aug 26, 2020
TrippleEEE:
Bro, had to do something tonight o. Na you ginger me. It's actually Mormon gal. Not Sabbath.
Ur head dey there


May u walk and never stumble.

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